₦airaland Forum

Bwala living out his words in REAL LIFE!

Guy is really high on his stash of hallucinogenics!😂😂😂

Sonnobax15:

If only the wife was giving him peace of mind when he was alive,he wouldn't have gone out in search of a side-chick

And the side chick eventually gave him the peace of mind he yearned for, as he is now "resting in peace".😂😂😂

Lanretoye:
Delay of June salary that is barely a week you want to go on strike

Why should it be delayed in the first place?

Normalizing the delay of workers salaries is a reflection of low cognitive capacity.

NgeneUkwenu:
She can't even near the gate of the National Assembly on Tuesday. She will be bounced.

Bounced😂😂😂

Just as life has already bounced you severally and your Nairaland posts is your only feel of control in your life.😂😂😂

Kaykaychizzy:
Thank you so much for the real life experiences you've shared. Trust me, it will really help alot of people here. I applaud you sir!

What about the IT sector? Is that not in demand from the much you know? As I believe every sector should have an IT department or team.
Thank you.

The IT department (ours is called Digital Services) is wide in many boroughs as it services the residents of the borough, businesses and the borough's employees.

004gist:
i could remember back then 2019 to be precise. A classmate who recently got there was giving me advice on how to come to Canada. I ask him steps.

He sent me several courses that are not in vogue in Nigeria . I saw EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION on thr list and many courses that relates to children and adult mental welfare ..
But i which one be all this yeye course? I said i would rather go with MSc in my field businesse
Although i didn't mbark that journey again until 2022 i decided to travel this time to UK.. I still went n poured almost 20k pounds on a business course the certificate de look me like this.

Using naija eye to plan might be confusing.


Right now i don swear.. Any of my children.. If its not science i won't bother wasting my money on university on them

I recall times I have been in the room where shortlisting of job applications was going on for my borough, with CVs being scrolled on the big screen.

In one of the roles: Children residential support worker, about 60% of the applicants were Nigerians, many with MBA, Masters in Law, international business management, project management etc with work experience only in adult care which is a no, no...this breaks my heart because the starting monthly gross pay is £2,856 for the 36hrs (4 days a week), when they work an extra day (9hrs) in a week as overtime, the gross pay for that 9hrs is about £247 and when the extra day is on a bank holiday or a Sunday, it will be about £330.

And there are tens of roles in Children and Family services that pay well e g Best Start for Life Officer, Parenting practitioner, Life Story Work Practitioner, Clinical Practitioner, Family Early Help Practitioner, etc.

Nigerians need to be more strategic.

Great lions and lionesses.....Enugu memories!😊

Nigerian public universities are presently grossly underfunded and mismanaged.

Hmm...plan B is being worked on, to avoid stories that touches the liver.😂😂😂

Those coming through the study route should be more intentional about the courses they are opting for because it makes no sense studying courses that gives little or no chance of getting skilled worker visa.

Limiting this to my own field, I did my Msc. in Clinical Child Psychology and presently work in the children services of a London borough, under the safeguarding and corporate parenting unit.

Courses and work experience related to children, increases one's chances of getting a skilled worker visa as the demand for skilled workers in that sector is very high in both the private and public sector.

"The truth is: waiting on Nigeria alone is no longer a survival plan:..I certainly didn't wait on Nigeria, for this life whey be once!

scorenews:
The Moment Sowore stopped the DSS following Governor Okowa from Intimidating Team Sowore and Peter Obi’s Photographer.

Sowore has over time demonstrated he’s poised to end brutality of citizens by overzealous and untrained men of the security forces.

Maybe such "heroic act" would earn him an extra one vote.

Image123:
Oh, you're like our dear Obi that visits prisoners. What a wonderful achievement.

Yeah, I get paid per hour in ££ to visit and listen to prisoners.😎

Image123:
You asked a question, do not be shy dear. i don't bite.

Shy....u no even reach.😂😂😂

If I have sat across necrophiles, cannibals, pyromaniacs etc in clinical settings and prisons and ask questions, na you go wan bite me?

Calm down, you are not more than one of the APC's choir boys.😂😂😂

hisexcellency34:
ADC APC...By choosing the name alone, the opposition have created confusion in Tinubu's camp

It was strategic and ADC comes before APC on the ballot paper.😂😂😂😂

Image123:
Stay ashamed dear, it's a choice. Like i used the word "should".

Yes, it is a choice and by the way, I also used the word "should".

Image123:
Also for those mentioning Chagoury, Gilbert Ramez Chagoury is a Nigerian businessman and diplomat of Lebanese descent—born in Lagos, Nigeria, in 1946 to Lebanese immigrant parents, and he holds Nigerian nationality. It's not a crime for him to be a British citizen also, that's most of your dream and prayers.
It is not a crime that he served as Saint Lucia’s Permanent Representative at the UN Office in Geneva, in 2003.
It is not a crime that he was once honored by France (Commander of the Order of Arts & Letters), and has served diplomatically for Saint Lucia, these roles do not confer citizenship. These roles should instead make us proud that a Nigerian achieved these.

Nigerians should be proud of Gilbert Chagoury?Delusion Promax.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is Dino Melaye's forte! 😂😂😂

His voice would louder, henceforth.😂😂😂

A good initiative as it would nurture the participants creativity.

Whitewahing Muhammadu Buhari under whose presidency there was huge misappropriation of public funds.

"The WhatsApp group of former President Muhammadu Buhari’s media team has been quietly dissolved following internal wrangling fueled by rising anti-Tinubu sentiments—especially from former presidential aide Lauretta Onochie—and deepening factional tensions among members".....Every human beginning has an end.

Propaganda has its limit, it can't airbrush reality!😂😂😂

Buhari broke? 😂

Garba Shehu is high on expired antipsychotics inducing him to whitewash Buhari in 2025!😂😂

Wild goose chase, court injunctions will soon be flying around.

“I didn’t govern from a distance,” he noted....but his mother did!

At 20, when she should be more focused on her studies or vocational skills, na trenches relationship of 7 months she dey waste her mind on.

thesicilian:
You guys can make it your capital city when you eventually get Biafra

Guy is so pissed and triggered, he is suggesting capital city....Aba bu Aba.😂😂😂😂

If anyone comes with the tales by moonlight of the first and second pictures being a reflection of being an "ancient city", I lived in Cambridge and no city in Nigeria is more ancient than Cambridge nor have older buildings than Cambridge.😂😂😂

The last picture is certainly Aba, in Abia State and an industrial hub.

papyjaypaul:
What is so special about their visa that you put your financial life to a hold? God Abeg, let Nigeria be good let this nonsense stop. Nigerians too should stop acting desperate.

With what is happening in Nigeria, when is it likely to get better?

Hmm....those in the Proof of funds hustle for UK visa.

Really disheartening but sadly, such would continue.