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Joeboypondeck:
have you track her phone number

Joeboypondeck:
why will you allow her to go and withdraw money alone

The pos attendant is a suspect

rickpat:
no matter your job ..put safety first...


as for the driver just pray you ain't caught because you will have serious charges on your head in court....attempted murder, obstruction of duty of a frsc staff, breakdown of law and order...list is endless


no matter what,be calm and interact with the office..if you are clean,you can't be exploited...NA ONLY THIEF THEY RUN LIKE THAT

Anigreat:



I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.

ahnie:
It's bean n plantain porridge.

jimmyolasun:
Reminds me of a friend that was diagnosed with cancer and had few months to live. Those few months actually was the best years of our life and friendship. Everything he was asked to abstain from was what we did together. From partying to flirting and traveling, just name it. Everything we never did while growing up and focused on money, we did. God bless his soul.

He actually died a peaceful death in his sleep while we were drunk the night before right beside us his friends. I lay right by his side while he went cold never to wake no more.




All I wrote are just fiction.

But the story dey touching abi? Walahi, e touch me too..

ahnie:
I m not a guy....happy prosperous New year to you too may all your wishes come true.

ahnie:
For several weeks now I have not cooked due to personal reasons best known to me.
I normally ordered food from food vendors and to be frank,it's not only draining resources but most times,the meals are usually either soggy looking or over salty.

I had recently munch on crown cork(bottle cover)when I ordered for a plate of jellof rice .guess the vendor was benevolent enough to add the cork cover as extra meat.

I checked my cylinders today,and discovered that,I had practically ran out of gas,I made enquiries about the current cost of gas,and I was told it's #850.so I went to my neighbors compound, gathered pieces of fire woods and viola I located a designated spot in my compound.

I had to look around for what to rotate the beans with, luckily I found some bunch of rippen plantains I hid inside the cupboard that I have forgotten.

I arrived with a very sumptuous meal of beans and plantain porridge.
I topped it with coca cola as time no dey.

I felt like an African woman in a very remote village whilst cooking the meal with firewoods .

Shouts out to peeps keeping it real with firewoods.

N/B..... please keep your negative vibes and jabs to yourselves.

Iamdbull:
It's new year and I decided to go chill at the eko hotel with one of my female fans turn friend, we had a swell time.

Shey I fine Sha ?

ahnie:
Me just flying Keke and bike today upandan like ASABA Halle berry.






Pls note....to those that would attack me,nor use your negative energy boil my ripe beans
My head nor correct this night o.




Mercychen you're looking beautiful!!!!if to say I be man,na to rush you from behind be the kontos .

Mercychen:
By the time I was done with the photo shoot, I fell hungry again and decided to try another eatery as the first place was getting crowded.
There I had my second meal of the year.

This was tastier than the first. Special jollof they called it. It comes with shredded beef. So tasty.
so this time I had it with assorted meat.
And there I took my ice cream.

harsysky:
Do you believe in prayers and the miracles that come with it? If you do, what are the three things do you earnestly want God to do for you come 2022?

Mine are as follows:
* I pray for abundant wealth without begging.
* I pray for favor in all round.
* I pray for long life for me, my family and friends.

Plantiff:
Whitemoney's Selense was a massive failure. It was highly anticipated by millions of Big Brother Naija viewers across Africa but wasn't well received. Yet another failed Big Brother Naija musician!

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Based on your compilation,

1. Burna Boy is a sucker for the Grammy Awards. His obsession with the American Music Award makes his pan-african stance an absolute joke. Angelique Kidjo who is definitely tired of winning in that Grammy category has never been regarded as a better musician than South African Lucky Dube and more importantly she does not go about downplaying more influential African legends because of the White Man's validation.

2. The Spice Girls sold out the 02 Arena in 38 seconds, Monty Python sold out the 02 Arena in 43 seconds, Gary Barlow sold out the 02 Arena in 6 minutes and The Rolling Stones sold out the 02 Arena in 7 minutes. Those aforementioned rank top 4 as the fastest 02 music show ticket sellers.

Wizkid came 7th when he sold out his tickets in 12 minutes.

Be honest , have you ever heard of the artistes/ musicians / or bands that rank as the top 4 fastest sellers of the 02 Arena? Not Drake, Ed Sheeran , Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, Adele , Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Cardi-B etc. The 02 Arena record is an inconsequential record that is only hyped by the Nigerian media. No one takes that shit seriously outside the shores of Nigeria.

3. Davido's gesture is definitely the most globally recognized act this year. His 250 million naira donation attracted the global media. He was interviewed by CNN and a lot of Americans commended his benevolence.

Verdict: Davido's selfless gesture touched his poorest and ordinary fans living in Nigeria. It was appreciated by music lovers across the world though it wasn't music.

It was definitely the biggest topic in the Nigerian music industry last year.
Well done sir
Happy New year!

WiszyFraud:
You should count yourself a lucky guy jorh..


Why waste your precious time trying to toast a woman?
That bullshit really marvels me..

1. You stop her
2. You try to know her name
3. You start begging for her contact, which you might not even get because she’ll tell you she doesn’t give out her number, moreover she has so many male contacts saved to her phone ..
4. She then gives you the number after so much beggings and convincing... You then start calling her with your own airtime
5. She sometimes act funny on phone, but then you try your best to beg her to accept you into her life
6. After much beggings and persuasions, she then agrees to hang out with you. You then become very excited
7. When you two finally meets, all the expenses na for your head, plus her transport fare
8. Then you’re now happy you finally got your fellow human being who will practically add nothing meaningful to your life.. Only thing she brings in return for your time and money is just spread legs, and share some diseases/infections with you..

Use your head bros..

If konji holds you too much, there are numerous runs girls out there who will give you the same sex, and then you move on jejely with your life without all the dramas listed above.. And it’s a one time thing.

Always roll with your condoms sha.. ThankYou ✌️

Daveambition:
The way most of yu mix pleasure with business baffles me a lot..
Imagine bleeping ur own employee on a daily & stil tagging her as ur gurl-friend
God forbid most Nigeria men o...
Yu dey bang pesin daughter steadily buh to buy food for her na war
Una go just dey oppress innocent ppl with wealth wey no reach to secure 2-acres of land inside this lagos...
Oga wey dey nyash im worker(s) how im want take uphold respect from them.?