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Pokemon43: wow it was coloured.happie thnks

ur welcome

Pokemon43: thanks i will try it
[color=#ccff00]thanks i will try it[/color]

always try to close d tags wit ur text in btw

Romanticboy1: i knw! Bt na such ppl de end up becumin servants in d God'z vineyard

I didnt said d opposite.

Pokemon43: Pls some1 n1 pls tell me how to apply colour on my post.plllllsssssss

use BBcode tags
[color=hex value or name] Your text [*/color]

e.g to get red, I will use
[color=ff0000] hmm...hope u got it ? [*/color] or
[color=red] dis way is easier [*/color]

N:B=> Remuv d asterisks(*) 4rm d closing tag ( i.e 4rm [/] )

23jerryking: www41.zippyshare.com/v/82938616/
file.html this link is on page 89 of this thread, that brother just uploaded it for my sake

pls if I brick my p3 wat will I do to bring it back, I need d tutorial pls

Pokemon43: abeg the one dey when i go dey watch all the dstv channels for free cos na dat 1 i for like.

lol. . .me nor knw say girls dey like free tinz like dis o. . .lol

abeg make una give am wetin she talk o. . .lol

GRIMM JOE: TO ALL OF U WHO DONT WANT TO ROOT BUT WANT AMAZING PHONE UTILITY JUST INSTALL SUPER USER

pls explain dis super user stuff

Zubyc: yea, u re right,av traced his root,n i found out dat satan is using tgem as agent...i rather die believing in christ even wen i sin than preaching good news abt satan...end time

Swagalord18: Traced dat satan guy ...mhen they're doomed ....even using d bible 2 preach d devil's message ...sayin all sortz of blasphemy dat i cant typ wf my handz
Jeez ...neva knew it haz gotten dis far

yea. .yea. .yea. Pls let d satan stuff stop here. .I just noticed we're kind popularizing deir ministry. Pls if u knw ur faith is not strong dont jst bother to tink of dat guy & d most foolish being (SATAN) ever!

Romanticboy1: fear fear

dis one nor be ''fear fear'' mata o. . .they are serious abt it. . I tracked their posts. . .i repeat nor b joke o. . .dat play is more expensive dan ''expensive'' itself.

O no!

Monsieursuave: Ï checked his profile and it led 2 many odas lyk him.
Ï was stunned by d blasphemous gibberish Ï saw.
der r soo many threadz in Đíŝ nl where people lyk him meet 2 wallow in their insolence all in d name Öѵ rational thinking.

Ï pray God has mercy on their soul n den touch dia heartz

yea, bro. They dont knw wat they're doing! SATAN IS A BIG FOOL! The Ediot is playing on their mind!

*GOD AV MERCY ON THEM*. . .

satanist: i must be welcomed in the name of SATAN

my man why ? Why ? JESUS must b weeping *anoda derailed soul*. . .why av u decided to do dis ? Wats d cause ? Didnt Jesus meet ur nids ? Y ? Y ? Y ? Jesus loves u. . . If u are really serious abt dis pls add me on 2go wit PREVIS. . Me and one of my frnd will make u knw God. . .

Incase u dnt knw name is important (dats if u are joking o). . .dats d reason we pray '' . . . In thy name of Jesus (AMEN!!) ''. . . Its not a laffing mata pls God wants to do somtin in ur lyf

@olawalebabs. . . .dnt ban dis guy. . . He nids to be saved! I will reply always reply him. . if he posts here (dats if am online)

@JESUSIST read genesis 18:14. . . The Lord will help u in dat thing u are looking for. . Amen!!

@all. . .na dis guy make me post o cos me don quit dis thread b4. .lol

Adex097: Lmfao....just can't stop laughing.
Do you know over 50% of those who wrote this year's post-ume scored below 220?? . And over 80% of the 50% had amazing aggr8 due to their good post-utme scores (though a fallacy).
By the way, my utMe score is 223 just 3 marks above 220 and I still made an aggr8 of 60%.

u jst confirmed y i said its truly a blessing in disguise. I would wanna talk more but i dont want to for some certain reasons. Buh do u believe dose wu scored below 200 really scored below 200 ? My guy, I know of gurus that jamb witheld their biology & maths cos their mark was way too high. . .and its jst nt fair cos dey disgraced jamb. . . So many pipo scored above 240 sef but DIBU want d nation to feel d importance of jamb so it wont be scrapped! I agree ur gud o. But lets tink of it u got 223 in jamb and got 60 as agrega8-ecostat. . . If it were d past years I bet u shud be a more worried than this. . .lets be sincere. . U go c guys wey dey get 70 upwards cos i heard dis pume was cheap xcept for engineering o. . . .we hear am HØT!+!. . . .we thank God sha.

#sorry 4 my errors i dey busy nw

Adex097: Mind you, 14,99* aspirants qualified for the exam..*and according to this post, only 12,000 sat for the exam...what now happnd to the remaining 2,99* aspirants?
They fell sick?
Were not aware of the exam?
Got admission into their 2nd school of choice?
Still can't figure out what could have deterred a whole 3000(approx) aspirants.


I doubt this report,
The statistics soundslooks like a cooked up s**t.
(though wish it could be true).
*Dazall*

bro, i dont want to post but seeing ur post i decided to. I was expecting over 4000 students to step down considering dis year's jamb performance. Thats the bitter truth. It is advised that if u av below 220 in jamb dont tink of going to any federal uni such as uniben, unilag, oau, uI, unizik etc cos d competition dere na die. . . .i was really surprised coming to dis thread to see some pipo wit 212,208, 216 etc in jamb and are here. . . I guess they didnt meet wit one of dese educationist or . . . . else they wu'd av advised dose wit low scores to step down. . to delsu or any poly. Well, i rememba somebdy said dat dis jamb is a blessing in disguise. . Its true. Come to tink of it. Only 14k was eligible 4 uniben pume. . Unilag & unizik didnt took below 200 as jamb cutoff (4 some courses though). . . .my broda jst be happy . . . If i may ask wats ur jamb score ?

#didnt_mean_any_harm
#post_modified
#loqqed_out

Adex099: I guess you didn't read this section's (Eduction) rules and regulations.https://www.nairaland.com/261999/education-section-rules-regulation.

my broda dose rules na story . . .

Adex099: [/b][b][size=16pt]»»2013/2014 Admissions
»»Important information


»Admissions are not for sales in uniben
»Beware of racketeers

Signed
Chairman UAB
5/8/2013[/size]

where u take see am ?

sylvalord: and uniben never uploads cutoff marks on their website... SO?

the guy is a liar!!

Jetibrain: do u tink he might b right,cos even if its on their website i don't no d link 2 d page where cutoffs are posted

to be frank with u & 4rm wat i knw and heard. . All wat he said is a ''lie'' in capital letters. Uniben dont display their cutoffs openly

[quote author=Great~Mind]Hmmm, interesting i must say. That knowledge of Programming, however little it may be, will certainly be of huge asset to you, if ur going in for computer engineering or other web based endeavours.[/quote]bro. . .thats it o. . .na naija we dey. For a graduate in naija anytin can happen o. . .engineer wey dey work for bank. See my guy jst 4get ur course & focus on computer stuffs nt only comp engr nid am. . . #i_even_nid_am_pass_dem #na_advice

Jetibrain: tanks but its better i just say it all, d guy told me dat d cutoff for medicine is 63 dat its in uniben data base i should check my self

the guy dont know wat he said or its beta i say d guy misused words. Its not possible to check their database lyk ur thinking. . . One can only access their database when he/she hacks into it. . Hope u've heard of hacking of websites ? Dats wat they do! I tink mayb he meant sometin lyk ''check d uniben website''

Jetibrain: pls i asked cos someone told me something alarming wic he claim 2 had gotten 4rm uniben data base....so i will nid a more comprehensive answer so as 2 assist me in my investigation

bro I sincerely dnt knw how to simplify it for u o. . . Mayb it would be alot easier if u say wat d guy told u. . U can email me if it warrants it.

[quote author=Great~Mind]owk sir!

But do you do programming for real? Or you're just saying?[/quote]bro. . . I've learnt some languages and am still learning some. I would say am an amateur programmer. Check basketbrain & its functions. . . Me & my team did dat. It has functions dat seun 4got to put here. . .although NL is of a more complex language.

[quote author=Great~Mind]owk sir!

But do you do programming for real? Or you're just saying?[/quote]bro. . . I've learnt some languages and am still learning some. I would say am an amateur programmer. Check basketbrain & its functions. . . Me & my team did dat. It has functions dat seun 4got to put here. . .even though NL is of a more complex language.

Fairfax: how?

cos rite now ur thinking of separate worlds. . Am i wrong ?

Obeni precious: Mcslize, Great-mind, miscellaneous, fairfax, jetibrain, Adex I greet all of una ooo.

i see u o my broda . .welcome o

Fairfax: its nt defeat okay.i actually wanna study English bt i already made d mistake nd i cudnt change it cos i didnt knw wen change of course form expired.so dere.....so am nt defeated huh

ok I got it. . .buh its somehow

[quote author=Great~Mind]Hehehehe... Miscellaneous da programmer. Don't give it to him in a programming tone, b'cos it won't make a sound. Just give it to him in a programming language, perhaps he would understand the message. [/quote]bro. . lol. . It would be much more complex dat way for him. . .that was y I substituted ''language'' with ''tone.''

Fairfax: am known as fairfax.am an aspirant of English Education even thou law happens to be my ist choice.i also luk to myself nd u all here as potential students of great uniben.

hehe. . .it is well. . Are u already defeated dat u wont be given law ?

Jetibrain: pls wat is d meaning of uniben database

my broda y u ask ? I wont explain wat is uniben database. . .cos i avnt accessed it . .lol. . In its simplest definition, a database is where for example, according to ''uniben database'' , all records of uniben is been kept in their website. A database is just like. . . *cant say* are u a programmer ? I dont knw hw to simplify it more dan dat cos u wont undastnd if i giv it in programming tone.
*!*. . .

@OLAWALEBABS BEGIN TO BAN DEM. . .dem nor dey hear word!

@OJINGBE I WANNA TALK WITH YOU O. .