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Wait now !!
I neva see the piksure wey wan cause fight so.
Why the war wan begin, when i no know if the war (Uloh) worth am.

Doyin, cooperate now !!

doyin13:
I don tell you say na by invitation only

ok no vex, invite me now !!
Abi i no be your paddy again ??

Kasala don burst !!!

doyin13:
E com be like say u dey try evade your Stalkerazzi

You kno say i don see your pic.

You fine no be small

_Whispers

doyin, come make we talk now ---

Wey her pix
No dey monopolize ooo

doyin13:
mishoo

see as you miss road.

Outside the bush they throw the pampers away they don't wash it.

I don't think you qualify to be a NID.

shitpaking na cutthroat business.

LMFAO


the baby na bleck baby abi na white baby
So i go know the colour the s**t go be ??

     

i fit change am, but i no fit wash the changed one !!

Na the name be dat !!
Wey Ras now !!

nana:
The job dey stress free to talk true.

Lucky you !!!!

you go come do my own ?? Indian people na Bad Employers !!
Them go kill you for work !!

No mind them for your work.
In fact, call your manager now and tell him you are goin home !!
Working for oyinbo na stress self, you no fit 'kin' for them !!

         

Uloh:
mishoo no go last 4 my hand

Chei you fit go 10 hours without break ??
No try me oo !!

nana:
Not busy jare. I can't even describe wetin dey do me self,one minute i dey behave like a drunkard,next minute,na another story.

Eeyah, you don chop ?? Maybe you need more fresh air and Execise ??
     

lalaboi:
i knd that sympthom! if i tell u ehn!

Hmmmm !!

You were busy or you were just gentle ??

Info came yesterday after you left . Told him you asked sha.

pterygott:
Gamine,
u're an absolute ship wreck! go get a life and stop making enemies everywhere u go!

Chei !!        
Wetin come be dis naw ?? Abeg no pight o !!!

IBDat:
Polite command!

Thank you oo!! IBdat, we just wan see her 'fine' face oo, and she dey shiver !!!

Nana wetin dey ?? You dey too dey quiet today ?? Sho wapa??

doyin13:
So which one of those dogs is Gamine?

Shoo

If na she dey fore front, she fine oo. I go arrange my Smart (German shepherd) for her then

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Gamine:
Sup

Mish Moooo

its a cow that mooes now !!

Are you saying - - - - - -

A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia ,
sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered
and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was
a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each
receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she
asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot
wish not to be whipped!"
The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my
back before whipping." This was done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.
The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before
whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh
said: "As you share the same ethnicity with the president of your country,
you are permitted to have two wishes!"
The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the
strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied
with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

Replenish, kaabo si abule yi.

sup Gaming

aloib:
mo ro bi won fedi si e

which one now??
why you dey diss my main man ?? Wayon wayon o. Dee Dee oo!!

Before i continue, Make we see your Pix naw !!
You dey shame

doyin13:
You forgot one of the ten ganja commandments mishoo

'Never get high on your own supply'

Yeah, i remember you were trying to teach me those rules !!

You still be principal for the 'Ganja' School ??

doyin13:
O tu n bere

O lo hun fe yagbe

Juwe ona shalanga fun

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Why Shalanga now ??

aloib:
i want to shit

i don dey warn you make you reduce your Beans naw !!!

doyin13:
mishoo

Shoo away like Bingo abeg

Its by invitation only

Shuo !!!

Na ma you dey Diss ??

Your Chest dey lie you !!

Na me be Dog, abi?? i no vex !!

Thats what happens when a guy forgets to take his daily dose of Ganja before coming to Nairaland !!

Lala i dey fear you oo. You dangerful abi??

rasulua:
Nope mishoo is off age

LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Ras you see Acid pics for Profile
If i get her for house, i no go buy TV / DVD. I no go even buy Bulb for house . SHe fit kill person oo. She too much !!!

where you se uloh pic ??
i don dey find am !!

lalaboi:
yeahh! lol! slept 10hrs!
mishooo! i gwit u beebee! just lik that

lala, wetin happen now ??
i no fit fight you at all (only if you wan steal my babe) !!

acidrop:
2 more mins oooo

too small now. If i get this your face for house, i no go buy TV again. Why i go use money buy DVD now When you dey near me !! I no go even buy Bulb for our room. Na you go just dey Glow for night. !!

       

but i go put you for purdah oo so people like Lala & Doyin no go steal you comot !!

Ras, hmmm. I hope we no go fight ooo !!!

_Singing

Omo pupa ooo
omo pupa lemi n fe
omo pupa oo
jowo mo feran re oo
ti n ba de london
ma fowo oko ranse
omo pupaoo
jowo me feran re oo.

acidrop:
sup mishoo. hmmmmmmmm, do i smell something between mishoo and uloh.

@ras, but i already have a date on nl,

Acid dont mind Uloh, she say she no want Uncle for Date. And i tell her say her uncle dey for Villa. Me, i no too old to chop soup naw !! Even Ras know self !!

acidrop:
oooooooooooo i think i know now, lol. hahahahahah

Thank god, you don remember the nice pix. You go go get am for Ras. We no go look at all. Wallahi !!