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dblock:
Any chance of me seeing naked men here?

Dblock, you are Hea[b]Dblock[/b]

Why Men ?? You no even talk woman ??
You sure say you neva take Palmy wey dey don soak Ganja inside??

   

dblock:
Any chance of me seeing naked men here?

Dblock, you are Hea[b]Dblock[/b]

Why Men ?? You no even talk woman ??
You sure say you neva take Palmy wey dey don soak Ganja inside??

   

We no see both of them oo !!

_{Are you sure they are not having DATE} ??

dblock:
I even thought you said there was porn in Page 773.

Go watch am before them go delete picture.


Then I realised that this was page 773 and there was no naked men.

Bad Guy !!!

but instead of deleting the whole thread, Seun can just delete 1 - 400 pages or thereabout. I meet my guys here now and this is a bubbling thread !!

@Yimiton, i like your footer but pls you have to signify because if you fall inside SHIT, dont pick anything !!

you no hear ??
Info don lost now !!!
I just hear news say they no see am for house last night !!

Make we see Nana and ask her first. Maybe she dey Hide am !!!

Why dem go delete am??
You see porn here ??
Wetin go be the offence, hen

Ma beru, ko si ewu !!

Iwo sa ma jeun lo !!

doyin13:
NA WA. Is that a mugshot?

No, its a Cockshot !!

na wa:
comic actor!

Who ?? Me ??
Na wa for you oo !!

rasulua:
Mishoo my main man aw parol who dey mock u 4 here mak we show am da real thing.

Ras Baba, you know say they no reach !!

rasulua:
Na wa o! I go like do that kind of biz too o!

But the woman fainted now !!!

show don finish be that !!

Pls let's see Aciddrop's real pix now !!!

Watsup Ras ?? You're cool, calm and collected ??

dblock:
You and what army.

Seun's the only dude that can ban me.

He ban me 4 times.

Chei !!
Na so you commit SIN reach
You be correct NL Addict ooo. Principal (Seun) chase you commot School (Nairaland) four times, you still dey come tanda for gate.
Next time , Na RUSTICATION with MOPOL Principal go use for you !!

Ha omo iya, tete lo fi ori re pamo oo!!
state wo lo sunmo e ti o ni ore si na??

Jo ma ba omi lo ooo !!!

dblock:
Not even five minutes men

Show Spoiler !!

I will BAN you oo !!

MP007, ki lo n sele ni agbegbe re oo??

Gbe si wa leti !!

E kaaro ooo!!

Aloib, Dblock se ara yin le??

Nibo ni Baale wa ?? O to ijo meta !!

Last to post !!

_{at least for 5 mins}

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to, "
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of, " gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um, equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod??"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? , Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"

nana:
Mishoo,shey na biscuit u want abi na candy?

Na kokolate !!!

Nana oyoyo, Nana oyoyo Nana oyoyo !!!

maree7:
na who cares, vex if u like,,,,even smash your head on the wall, its a pleasure

Which wall are you talking about exactly

A pleasure ??

_{Just wondering}

Were you raised near a Guillotine

what will i use it for

Somebody don die

Before Gini


No be everywhere you suppose dey make mouth oo !!

cos i quick dey vex these days !!!

No !!
5 pts to her and 3 pts to info !!

Ras, i don reach joint before you na !!

Starballs, mind yourself oo. Ras na my Palee anytime !!

Ok, I know your problem !!

Do you need a 'Pointer' ??

Yawa don gas !!!

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

All these grammer dey give me headache self !!

rasulua:
What are d classification of your document?

Info & Rasulua, are your English Teachers still alive??

rasulua:
I tot it was informer

LMFAO !!!!