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davien:
Actually the KJV bible does not agree with greek manuscripts(i would soon give a link for you to download the greek texts)....
What linguists and researchers did was to gather people familiar with greek and try to piece together what the words meant...
If you studied linguistics,you'd see that lost languages almost never get translated in the context it was produced...
For example,gather a bunch of people who understand english fairly and ask them what "fruit flies like a banana" mean.
To many it would be a metaphor,to others it would be literal...that was the same case for the bible....poorly understood re-translated texts by different authors...

What KJV did was to translate the Bible. Let me use this as an example, Good news Bible, if you read it does not translate the verses that I used to prove mammoth is less than 5000 years old, it compressed the two questions in verse 22 and 23 into one, without using 'or' to demonstrate that it compressed two questions into one, thereby giving it a meaning that God has set aside snow for the time of battle and war, which contradicts the covenant God made with Noah. Another is Behemoth and Leviathan, which the Revised Standard Version drew the former as a hippopotamus to, even when there were still conflicts that hippopotamus tail doesn't move like cedar tree, it named the other, leviathan crocodile, which is not plausible. God clearly cursed anyone who adds or removes from the Bible. The fact is that King James can be interpreted to the verses of other Bible if interpretation is correct, e.g Gen 3:16. RSV and KJV. Another is Isaiah 60:8 Who are these that fly as a cloud, and as the doves to
their windows?, which without controversy is trying to tell us that Jews would be flown back in aeroplanes and its trying to tell us its movement in air (as a cloud) and its landing (like dove to their window), which is a perfect description of aeroplane. Even the tone with which it was written shows that its whimsical. But only God knows where Good news Bible got ships from, they inserted it into it, and still went further by illustrating it with diagram. Some pastors in my church are so pissed off with other Bibles that they instruct those with it not to bother reading. If YAHWEH, is the true ONE, then the KJV shouldn't contain 'errors.'

ohaleoghene:
my fiancé and I has been dating for 6years now. met him after my high school. when he was around ,we had sex two to three times a week. now he has travelled abroad. and over a year I haven't had sex and I miss it. I sometimes self service but guilt kills me afterwards so I want to stop. any tips on how to over come sexual urge as I don't want to cheat or self service.

You sure? Another spoof in the making. You were having sex with your fiance, not husband but you are unwilling to self-service because its sin, right? Your imaginary bf is enjoying white girls.

Trash.

samflexxy:


Disclaimer: I mentioned some that means the points does not generalize


1). Kiss with eyes open
This one is really weird guys imagine kissing a lady with her two eyes staring at your nose, have come across some girls that kiss with their eyes open I find it weird and scary

2). Bring friends along for a date
Some girls longer throat will send them to untimely death when they take their friends for a date and the guy falls for her friend they'll now come here and start opening thread to say how their boyfriend toast her friend or ask for her number

3). eating without control
Imaging you take a girl for a date and she orders for I plate of rice, one pepsi one take away of rice, ice cream bottle water(big one) toothpick, shawama, meat pie, with laces era while the guy that took her on a date orders for just bottle water(small one) and 2 meat pie smh

4). CRying in church
I went to church one sunday morning when the chore was leading praise I saw a chronic ronz girl most people know in school crying with passion I almost fainted with laugh when she noticed me she cleaned up her face

5). Using style to ask for money
be it transportation, credit etc they use many style to beg for money , some might even go as far as to say their mother are sick and they need money
the new style they use now is to say they are pregnant and the guy should give then money for abortion

Guys adding is allowed

composed----by----samflexxy

Wearing tight tops on their flabby stomach.

jackpot:
in prison or where? Na only remarrying dey worry you?

Smh @feminists

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.

berem:
This kind of woman will never get married again. Who will re-marry a woman that stabbed her husband to death?

Stoopid!

RIP bro.

You are so dumb. A woman is facing death penalty, you are talking about marriage. Sometimes, I wonder if the IQ of some people roaming on nairaland is better than that of cat fish.

MEN SHOULD MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, THEY SHOULD LEARN TO DO AWAY WITH SOCIETAL STIGMA. HOPE HE ENJOYED BEING CALLED MR, MEN PLS LEAVE ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS COS WOMEN ARE UNPREDICTABLY VIOLENT AND UTTERLY RUTHLESS.

ifeness:
God preserved it right? Did I not tell you there is no God! Why must you insert God into conversations when you have no proof there is one. It will be difficult to have a debate with you when you cannot proof what you are saying.

The Egyptians(who were by a long miles superior to anyone back then) made no reference to a God in heaven. I would rather consider them more credible to talk about a God(if there were any).

If you make positive research,you will discover that The Sumerians actually wrote the Bible. They wrote about humanoid beings visiting our Planet and people called them Gods because they had superior abilities and had more knowledge about the vast Universe. They had mastered the act of Time Travel and Technology.

The concept of calling Yahweh God came from oppression and wrong information to make people feel inferior.

Looking at the Bible,Yahweh appeared to be a horrible deity. A deity who was flesh and blood itself.It actually fed on newly born babies and commanded his people to do the same " (Deuteronomy 28:53-57)

I actually acknowledge your knowledge but we can agree to disagree. YAHWEH did not instruct them to eat one another, just like Ojukwu did not tell Biafrans to eat themselves as food, HE only told them the war will be terrible. This is an undisputable fact. What is bad about God appearing in flesh and blood? It only shows a God who seeks to establish relationship with man.

Egyptians were never lead into captivity, the idea that the tower was built by Egyptians is not plausible. Yes, Egypt had a lot of gods, but an event, an undeniable event shook Egypt that before then, there was none like it and after then has there ever been none like it, the plagues of Moses, today they worship Allah, which they think is YAHWEH.

You said humanoids roamed the earth, without having proof, you believe through faith. Even a man as wise as Solomon was taken in, he wanted to speak to God through idols, but God doesn't want that, he wants us to connect through faith. If you believe that the Egyptians built the pyramids, why can't they do the same today?

Pr0ton:
Using error for defence

Why do other versions have it as staff That's a mispelling (which is still pointing at staff)...

KJV has no errors, it was written by the best of writers at that time and dutifully cross checked by King James himself, word for word. Staves is the right word unless you can give me proof through the original Hebrew manuscript. Gideons Bible also has it as staffs. We also must not forget the fact that what the statement is trying to pass across is that that they should not go with multiple things, money etc. It would be very incorrect to say that Jesus allowed them to take with them the rest but didn't allow them to take along their staff, which is a very irrelevant.

WOULD HAVE SENT THIS EARLIER BUT THIS GLO IS MISERABLE.

Pr0ton:
Bro... Just say your are trying to duldge. You keep skipping "the five sons of Micah" and "Micah, the daughter of Saul".

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Next.. In Matt 10:10 the disciples were instructed not to take a staff along with them in their journey. Mark 6:8 instructed them to take it along. How do you reconcile them?

Pls whenever you quote, pls make sure you have checked in KJV, I was forced to screenshot it, it is not staff but staves.

ifeness:
OP is claiming Yahweh and Elohim are the same person? Elohim is a race Yahweh is from. An extraterestrial having a conversation with Job is no big deal. They die like we do,they only live much longer.

@Misogynist2014 You care to explain how the Pyramids were built?

Thank you, I actually appreciate your question on the Pyramids of Egypt. Remember this verse? There were giants in the earth in those days; and also
after that, when the sons of God came in unto the
daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the
same became mighty men which were of old, men of
renown.

God preserved the Mammoths by freezing it in the polar region intact and without the effect of the flood, it won't be out of the kindness of God in keeping these ancient monuments, which serves as wonder to man today. This topic hasn't been solved because the Egyptians of today can't even try building it.

Pr0ton:
Misogynist2014

You don't get it?

2Sam 6:23 has it that Micah (the daughter of Saul) had no child till she died. 2Sam 21:8 has it that Moreb/Micah (the daughter of Saul) had five sons. If Moreb is your problem here then check your footnote; it is another Hebrew name for Micah! Early translation (like KJV) used Micah. It has been the norm of Bible translators to change words which seem to be errorneous and embarrassing; probably what RSV tried to do there.

You still have another problem here; Saul had one daughter!

I don't think you read 2Sam 21:8, it reads: Michah had 5 sons 'whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the
Meholathite.' KJV Or are you telling me that if you adopt a child, he can't be your child or what actually are you trying to say? Are you beginning to think like Muhammad? I'll appreciate if you can give me better ones cos this one holds no water.

@davien highlight the web and search on Google

davien:
So,factoring all the conditions you listed shouldn't hippo's,bears,lions and the others also have long been extinct too?(at the same time period)
Because you ignore the fact that they too have those conditions that make them easily subsceptible to extinction and are used for luxurious materials...so was it only the mammoth that was the stock of the trade?
And about other species in the elephant family,did they have useless tusks and weren't hunted to extinction?

If "god" saved them then they wouldn't be extinct new would they?
And I dunno how you think humans were involved in their dense considering you believe dinosaurs were on the ark....so which ate first,the prey or the predator?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_extinct_animals Your premise is only right if all things are equal, all animals live in same area, eat same food, has same taste, all is not equal.
discovermagazine.com/2013/oct/05-what-killed-off-the-woolly-mammoths This is proof that man hunted this animals into extinction, going well with the Bible.

Yes they can be extinct because he gave man the power to subdue the earth.
To man there are things that are impossible, to ELOHIM, all things are possible. Luke 18:27.

Though God knew these animals would go extinct, HE preserved them, though HE knew they will go extinct, it still doesn't hamper the fact that we were made to make our choice, whether to keep them or to save then. In fact scientists are trying to clone them from those preserved by the ANCIENT OF DAYS. Even an Angel of the LORD called our century wonder! Daniel 12:6

davien:
So why did civilizations like the sumerians(5000 years ago) not in abundance of fur from allegedly hunting mammoths?

If you conclude that they went extinct due to human activity and the luxury of their hide,why are docile creatures like rabbits,turtles,goats,sheep,cattle etc not extinct also, don't they all have lucrative uses?

What is more easier to kill...a woolly mammoth with 3-times the tusk of an elephant or rabbits and goats?...if your explanation were the case they should all be extinct..

And why would an alleged omniscient being go through the process of rescuing soon-to-be extinct creatures....is that a smart thing to do?....would you rescue a dying cat over a living one?

It is very funny how you are equating domestic animals with wild animals. I once asked my grandma that if the antelopes she brings home, if not well conservered will go extinct, she said they will keep breeding, ignorance has plagued the world for centuries. In kenya, one of the main problems in lion conservation is traditionalists, who kill lions for traditional rights. If lions can be reared among humans, it won't be soon to extinct. Bison, which is similar to the mammoth was almost extinct in america, but for vigorous(emphasis added) conservation effort by america. Hippopotamus is almost extinct, Ivory Cost was called its name because of the huge number of elephants they had, now they are no more. Bear which is needed for medicine in China is facing the same fate, leopards and chetahs are facing the same fate because of their beautiful skin, but for conservationists, they all will be extinct. We must not also forget that they die (mammoth) and have predators.




On your last point, God knew they were going to go into extinction, but HE saved them, you won't blame HIM for saving them, will you? At least it served as delicacy for heartless humans.

asala1:
How far are the stars outside our milky way that we see? How long will did it take their lights to reach us?

Don't think I don't understand your question, that some lights would take billions on years to reach us? Let me then ask you a question, why are all planets spherical in shape if we were made by chance?

davien:
If they were eventually meant to go extinct, then why were they(according to you) on the ark?
Wasn't the point of being on the ark to preserve that species?

Yes it was, but like language, we just can stop somethings from going extinct. Animals like Mammoth may have died drinking poisoned river and excessive hunting my man for its precious wool, tusk, ivory, skin, meat and other things such as traditional rights, lions are in danger of extinction today, there are many animals which have been known to have gone extinct due to human inteference, thereby loosing out to man in the battle of the fittest.

davien:
actually woolly mammoths died between 6000-30,000 years because of the evidence(from genomic research) that points to migration to avoid extinction(to colder regions)
http://www.theguardian.com/science/grrlscientist/2013/sep/11/woolly-mammoth-extinction-warming-climate

" these
animals ultimately went extinct just 4,000 years ago."

If they were supposedly saved on "the ark" why did they go extinct in contrast to other species with the same morphology and starting point(where the "ark" was supposedly stopped)

Remember that Noah saved only two (male and female), it only needed a little time for some animals to go extinct due to survival of the fittest battle.

lanaVello1:
Are Merab and Micah same persons? Because the latter verse talked about Merab,not micah

Pr0ton:
You don't know?? They are.

'whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite.' NEXT

asala1:
How far are the stars outside our milky way that we see? How long will did it take their lights to reach us?

Very simple! God made it so. What can be started with miracle can be explained with miracle.

pesty100:
Wat ur point

My point is clear, no other arguement can fit in comfortably, I have seen a lot of arguements by 'apologists', they hold no water, ELOHIM doesn't need apologists(though apologetics but behave as apologists). It only takes the LORD of Heavens and Earth to know this, how long will you be held at the whims and caprice of satanic scientists? Did you know? Blood was also found in a dinosaur? A discovery which should have shaken the world of science but only for the same set of scientists to say it was located in a place good for archeology, without being affected for billions of years! Sounds believeable right? In my previous thread, I successfully proved that we would be trillion * trillion if we existed 50,000 years ago and proved to a nairaland user that if God told a scientist to say the age of earth after creation, using our 'mordern' eguipment on the 8th day of creation, he would not be near to the answer. Let the foolishness of JEHOVAH be the limit of the wisdom of man. You once told me bible contains contradictions and unbelievable things, bring them one after the other and let me devore them.

Gory.... In the name of Allah, the most beneficent and merciful.

Job 38:21 Knowest thou it, because thou wast then born? or because the number of thy days is great?
38:22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,
38:23 Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?

God started by mocking Job by asking if he knows a lot because his age is great, then HE proceeded in the next verse to ask if he had been to the polar region, the place of snow and hail, then HE proceeded by asking him if he had been opportuned to see its treasures and in verse three he told him he reserved it for the time of war! Here is where knowledge is needed, what exactly can be reserved in the snow for the time of trouble, the time of battle and war? How important and significant was it that God boasted of it to Job.? It does not need wisdom to know it is food, a lot of hairy mammoth frozen by God in the polar region. It has been a lot of puzzlement for scientists on how suddenly mammoth died, that even food was left in the mouth of some, how quickly they were buried in ice, which preserved them till today, that blood was found in some of them . It was the work of YAHWEH.


Back to verse 3, we saw God using the effects of war in explaining what the treasure was, we know that in the time of trouble and war, hunger and famine are the main killers which many times have killed more than the war itself. Therefore countries strife to store as much food as possible, therefore, the woolly mammoths frozen by God would have been an invaluable treasure. Today we know that a lot of mammoths which were divinely frozen by God are being dug out for sale in the Arctic region e.g Russia, which was frozen after being preserved by God, during the flood, which God after raising the size of the earth and deepening the valleys, which in turn divided the earth into continents, to contain the water, which covered comfortably the highest mountain, froze the water into ice(we know ice can accommodate a lot of water that if the whole water in the Arctic region defreezes, the world will be swallowed by water.) This water frozen caused what we now know as ice age, which enabled the movement of animals with the help of God to Australia from Asia. God promised that earth will never be destroyed by water, therefore global warming is not possible. Empires have been known to collapse due to unpredictable climate change e.g in South America, due to drought and climate change, never to be inhabited again.


We know the world was destroyed by flood 4800 yrs ago, therefore there could have been no possibility that the mammoths are 39,000 yrs as stated by pseudo scientists.

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Good

Indifferent.....

Good for her.

iceberylin:
no one would love to dump her child so i blaim the Govt.

Did the govt open her legs?

missmayorall:
break up

That is if the relationship exists.

faceless04:
Super active

A well cooked lie. I wonder the guy that would fork a biiitch for 10 years and won't allow her to go.

Wicked lady, hope she gets caught. The baby was left to die, so inhumane.

So?









Another thread of two pages.

This is a really, really dumb guy.