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Christianity EtcRe: Holyghost... by misreal(op): 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
[quote author=Emteebee post=33158869][/quote]you don't believe is inconsequential.
Christianity EtcRe: Holyghost... by misreal(op): 9:09pm On Apr 27, 2015
johnw74:
I don't understand the praying in tongues that you talk about,
when you pray in tongues, do you know what you are saying?
1cor14:14..for if I pray in unknown tongues my spirit prayeth but my understanding is unfruitful.
Jokes EtcRe: Share A Word In Pigin That Can't Be Translated Into Correct English by misreal(m): 9:03pm On Apr 26, 2015
na wa oh..
Christianity EtcHolyghost... by misreal(op): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2015
once I believed in God not because I knew he existed,but because I was from a christian home.I grew up believing that anyone who didn't attend church was a devil.although I wasn't a regular church goer.
nevertheless,I always had this silent intuition that they exist a God,who loves me and will definitely work for my good.so I decided,to start up a relationship with him,just to be sure my intuition wasn't playing pranks on me.
firstly I gave my life to Christ,what the Christians called being born again.after this phase,I was confused because I really wanted to access God but I still didn't know how to.
secondly,I got the baptism of the holy ghost,what the Christian
s called speaking in tongues. believe me,I never truly believed in it.but I do now.
after all these, I felt I was going to start seeing God face to face but unfortunately, it wasn't so..I knew I needed to get to know this Jesus more,so I decided to ask my pastor for tips.he told me two things I could never forget.
1.pray consistently in tongues and
2.study the bible more...due to my hunger,I did exactly what he said but it seemed it wasn't getting me anywhere.so I decided to seek to know God more..I kept at it,staying for hours in prayers.the first thing that happened to me was shocking...
I HAD FORGOTEN THAT I HAD NOT MASTUBATED FOR MONTHS..secondly, the reality of his presence became a daily activity..now all I want is the holy ghost.I love him so much..THE HOLY SPIRIT IS REAL MY FRIENDS.forget what anybody told you and seek God for yourself today. this is my story,yours can be better.he loves us equally for God is no respecter of perSONS.
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics - What Is The Reason For Not Eating One Hour Before Communion? by misreal(m): 3:20pm On Apr 26, 2015
Empredboy:
My bro it is not everything u make reference to d bible because moses said 2 d isrealites to ask there fathers what happened to them in egypt. Now to ans u, the reason is because 1hr b4 communion is set aside to av deep reflection of ur spiritual life. To make peace with God n man because u are about to recieve christ in full( body n blood) under d apperance of bread n wine.
its not everything you make reference to the biblehuhhmmmm...its funny how you quote the bible to bring out evidence not to follow the bible.....
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics - What Is The Reason For Not Eating One Hour Before Communion? by misreal(m): 3:19pm On Apr 26, 2015
Empredboy:
My bro it is not everything u make reference to d bible because moses said 2 d isrealites to ask there fathers what happened to them in egypt. Now to ans u, the reason is because 1hr b4 communion is set aside to av deep reflection of ur spiritual life. To make peace with God n man because u are about to recieve christ in full( body n blood) under d apperance of bread n wine.
its not everything you make reference to the biblehuhhmmmm...
EducationRe: Moving With A Cultist Without Knowing His Plan by misreal(m): 4:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
figo77:
Dz what my friend his facing,personally I don't know what to do,please nairalanders your help is needed
Cc:lalasticlala,ishilove,enusmith
firstly,mods please take this thread to front page..they must be an activity that brings both of you together.maybe you both love clubbing,or any other thing.whatever it is that brings both of you together please avoid it.then you will avoid him..
Jokes EtcRe: You Dont Wanna Read This Believe Me by misreal(op): 11:01am On Apr 25, 2015
Thugnificient:
Guy, i'm a monk. Oya tell me
monkey..
PoliticsRe: Suleiman: Nigerians May Stone Buhari In 6 Months by misreal(m): 10:57am On Apr 25, 2015
cescky:
People need to understand something...paul in the bible mentions that phrophecies do fail...why? Because man has a hand in his prohpectic ie he works towards it not sit idle.

Secondly if God showed me that seun will be the richest man in africa next year and seun goes to his village and sleeps nothing will happen, why? Because he has zero faith in the word of God, but if he beleives and acts based on what has been prohecied he will receive. What am I saying? If it was revealed that jonathan will win the election but he jonathan didn't beleieve, the phrophecy will fail. Its all hinged on BELEIVING, that's why many have received phrocies, dreams etc but nothing seems to be working. You must believe, that's the law.

So people should stop spewing nonsense about things they don't really know about.....for my people die for lack of know how!


Btw I don't see buhari doing too much..this is a democarcy that has a lot of bearucracy, not a military decree government where its obey the last command.
sorry sir,most nairalanders are atheist,Muslims or xtians who just parade demselves in church.what you said is simply the truth.the prophecy of Jesus had to wait till someone prayed..
PoliticsRe: Suleiman: Nigerians May Stone Buhari In 6 Months by misreal(m): 10:52am On Apr 25, 2015
Nomswag:
i wil buy d beer for d journey
I will buy the chewing gum so that una no go sleep for road.
Jokes EtcYou Dont Wanna Read This Believe Me by misreal(op): 7:51am On Apr 25, 2015
A man is driving down the road and
breaks down near a monastery. He goes
to the monastery, knocks on the door,
and says, "My car broke down.Do you
think I could stay the night?"The monks
graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even
fix
his car. As the man falls
asleep that night, he hears a strange
sound. The next morning, he asks the
monks what the sound was."We can't tell
you. You're not a monk" they
respond.The man is disappointed but thanks
them
anyway and continues on
his trip.Several years later the same man
breaks down in front of †̥ђƺ same
monastery. The monks again accept him,
feed him, and even fix his car.That night,
he hears the same strange noise that he had
heard
years earlier.The next morning
he again asks what it is, and again the
monks reply,"We can't tell you. You're not
a monk." The man says, "All right, all
right.I'm dying to know. If the only way I
can find out the source of that sound is to
become a
monk, tell me how do I become
amonk?" "You must travel the earth and
tell us how many blades of grass there
are and the exact number of sand
pebbles.When you find these numbers,
you will becom a monk," they reply. The man sets
about his task.Many years later
he returns and knocks on the door of the
monastery. "I have traveled the earth and
have found what you asked for. There
are145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the
earth.""Congratulations!" the
monks reply. "You are now a monk. We
will now show you the way to the
sound."The monks proceed to lead the
man to a wooden door, where the
headmonk says, "The sound is behind that
door."The
man reaches for the knob,
but cannot open it because the door is
locked."Really funny," he says,"May I
have the key please?"The monks give
him the key and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of
stone. The monks give him the
key to this door too, and he opens it-only
to find a door made of ruby. He asks
for,and receives another key from the
monks. But behind that door is another
door, this one made of sapphire. On and on this
went
until the man had gone
through doors of emerald, silver,
topaz,and amethyst. Finally the man is
relieved to hear the monks say, "This is
the last key to the last door."He unlocks
the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he
is
amazed to find the source of
that strange sound.
But I can't tell you what it is because
you're not a monk
CrimeRe: Army Detains 10 Policemen Over Refusal To Join B’haram War by misreal(m): 7:36am On Apr 25, 2015
starlingbawa:
What's nice about guys being forced into something against their wishes.

Agreed they are force men but the reality on ground remains that they simply aren't Soldiers!!!!
but they have been trained on counter terrorism.
BusinessRe: 103 Nigerian Products Rejected Abroad –FG by misreal(m): 11:32am On Apr 24, 2015
Omooba77:
If we only will can standardise Aba products;Nigeria will be very great and industrialised. I respect the Aba guys;clothing,machineries,shoe wears,Nigerians are very talented!
true
Christianity EtcRe: Do I Keep Ignoring The Holyghost????advice Needed. by misreal(op): 9:11am On Apr 24, 2015
ammyluv2002:
All i know is that God knows what's good for us besides, physical quality is never in God's plan. The bible says " He searches the heart" so if you keep hearing that voice maybe you should pray over it seriously and ask God to make you understand. You have to be sure before making any move
hmmmm.I honestly think you are the only person that truly understands my predicament. I will definitely pray about it cos I don't want any mistakes...tnx
Christianity EtcRe: Do I Keep Ignoring The Holyghost????advice Needed. by misreal(op): 9:11am On Apr 24, 2015
ammyluv2002:
All i know is that God knows what's good for us besides, physical quality is never in God's plan. The bible says " He searches the heart" so if you keep hearing that voice maybe you should pray over it seriously and ask God to make you understand. You have to be sure before making any move
hmmmm.I honestly think you are the only person that truly understands my predicament. I will definitely pray about it cos I don't want any mistakes.
PoliticsBokoharam Don Enter One Chance by misreal(op): 8:56am On Apr 24, 2015
The terrorists who now wander within and
around pockets of communities outside Sambisa
were seen by credible witnesses as they flock
within the bushes armed with guns without
ammunition.
A man who said he managed to escape his
village,Tabe, in Damboa local government area
informed journalise in Maiduguri that "the Boko
Haram terrorists have run out of arms and
ammunition as the military intensify attacks on
Sambiza Forest".
The escapee who declined mentioning his names
to avoid being quoted in this report said there
are still large groups of the dislodged terrorists
who now suffer gross deficit of munitions.
"From time to time we see more than 500 Boko
Haram members moving in groups but most of
them lack rifles; even those were carrying guns
could not use them to shoot because they are as
good as ordinary sticks because they don't have
bullets due to lack of supplies".
The source added that the terrorists had mostly
fled the interior of the Sambisa forest due to the
sustained aerial bombardment by the fighters
planes of the Nigeria AirForce, had fled into some
of the villages around the forests.
"The Boko Haram terrorists had, as a result of
the recent aerial bombardment on the Sambisa
forest, fled into the nearby bushes of Yamtake,
Tabe and Jangoro villages of Damboa local
government area. Unlike in the past that they
would come with guns and bombs, we now see
them armed with only bow and arrows,
Christianity EtcRe: Do I Keep Ignoring The Holyghost????advice Needed. by misreal(op): 8:15am On Apr 24, 2015
jascon1:
My brother there's no such spirit of God telling u anything. Its the devil trying to use ur mind. Shun that spirit and focus on Ur spirituality.
"shun that spirit and focus on your spirituality" hmmmmmm..u don't believe in the holy ghost does not mean I don't oh..
Christianity EtcRe: Do I Keep Ignoring The Holyghost????advice Needed. by misreal(op): 8:13am On Apr 24, 2015
Gombs:
You're having a misleading topic. Mind editing?

FYI, it is not the Spirit of God, for He can't tell you your purpose here and go there and show you another 'distraction'. He's not the author of confusion.
in other words,the holy ghost can't show you your wife to be??
Christianity EtcDo I Keep Ignoring The Holyghost????advice Needed. by misreal(op): 7:30am On Apr 24, 2015
FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY!!!!!
first of all I will like to state two reasons why I avoid every form of Romantic relationship with the opposite sex.
1.I don't want to fornicate.
2.I have discovered my purpose in life and I am trying to avoid distractions.
But,each time I see her I hear the spirit of God witnessing to me that she is my wife.moreover,she does not have the physical attributes of a woman I could fall in love with.for instance,she is dark skined and I would prefer a fair skinned lady.the enigma is,I am not ready for marriage,because I have my purpose to fulfill,do I start a relationship with her or just keep ignoring the holy ghost...FOR MATURED MINDS ONLY.IF YOU HAVE NO ADVICE FOR ME.PLEASE DONT DERAIL THE THREAD.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me..... She Openned Up To Me After Our Family Introduction. by misreal(m): 6:52pm On Apr 22, 2015
I am surprised at some comments.what is the difference between a man that gets a lady pregnant before marriage and a lady that committed abortion before marriage.they both committed fornication na.OP IF YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH THE SAID GAL THEN YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE IF YOU DIVORCE HER.
RomanceRe: How To Know If You Are In A Healthy Relationship by misreal(m): 12:25pm On Apr 22, 2015
kingstylo01:
if i may ask, what is the most important thing in a relationship
purpose
TravelRe: 10 Things Nigerians Are Doing Better Than Other Africans by misreal(m): 10:57pm On Apr 19, 2015
[quote author=tsdarkside post=32901252][/quote]gej is not as clueless as you think he is.how can he poison buhari in aso rock.obviously the world will ask question.STOP DERAILING THE THREAD.
RomanceRe: Ladies Am I The Only One Afraid Of Sexx? by misreal(m): 9:32pm On Apr 19, 2015
carlcar2012:
I find it difficult to humble myself or will I say submit my body to a man . my boy friend is really pressuring me but I just can't.

I need advice
any man that wants your bdy doesn't love you..
Christianity EtcRe: Pentecostal Getting Married To A Catholic by misreal(m): 9:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
bchi:
Please nlander I need you guys help.
I'm dating a catholic right now n am about to marry him, I'm scared of becoming a catholic member cos of my background ( the church am worshiping with), we believe in gift of the holy spirit and his presence in us.
I dislike their method of worship and their believe.
I don't know, how i will cope with him cos of his church...
...
... please mature advice.
I was in the same shoes with you,my dear.don't let people decieve you into believing that all that is needed is love.belief also matters a lot .I thought so myself until the day she sayed she doesn't like my speaking in tongues.worst of all you are a lady,after marriage u r a gonner.my humble advice is that you break the relationship now,u can't joke with your eternity.don't think you can change him,cos u r not the holy ghost.
Christianity EtcRe: I Impregnanted Her, Now I Hav Christ. Wat Do I Do Wit D Girl Nd Pregnancy by misreal(m): 9:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
gabazin080:
I mistakenly impregnated a girl. but just this morning some Jehovah's witnesses came to preach to me about end time, how some prophets fell through women and the consequence of formication.
now I felt I don't want to continue with the girl because we not legally married, just boyfriend and girlfriend things. now what do I do with the girl and the pregnancy. needs matured advice from matured minds
jehover's witnesses caused you to repenthuh??u must be joking.u r looking for a way to run away from your responsibility.
EducationRe: Top 50 Universities In Africa 2015 - Latest Ranking by misreal(m): 5:35pm On Apr 19, 2015
greatsodade:
Na foreigners dey their Universities ooo...thatz why....LoL!!
I guess they also have foreign lecturers toohuh??
RomanceRe: See The 4 Things You Miss For Not Having Premarital Sex by misreal(m): 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
Cutehector:
Will miss ur destiny being reset
Will miss stagnation in your life
Will miss spirit caging
Will miss being tied down..


Infact, u will miss death on d last day


Shout out to all those who hold on to God's promises steadfastly..
if it was a penalty shootout.I would miss every chance.infact I would av been worst than facao.chai I be misser oh..lol..
EducationRe: Top 50 Universities In Africa 2015 - Latest Ranking by misreal(m): 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2015
scholes0:
because White Europeans created those schools, not savage Zulus ...
true.....
RomanceRe: What A Woman Gave Me Inside A Bus Last Sunday by misreal(m): 2:13pm On Apr 19, 2015
SarcasticMe:
Lol... now that's a joke worthy of its name. MoD, this belongs in jokes section.
hahahahaahaha...
EducationRe: Top 50 Universities In Africa 2015 - Latest Ranking by misreal(m): 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
how come south Africans have good universities and they are xenophobic..confused..
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics Are Not Christians!! Get It Clear!!!!!!! Reasons Inside. by misreal(m): 6:58am On Apr 19, 2015
Rayhut:
All this children bashing catholic church using Bible that is compiled by Catholic Church where they chooses the books they like and discard others is laughable , is like using a book writing by Wole Soyinka or Chunua Achebe to tell them that they don't understand very well what is written in their book.
hahahahaahaj..a book compiled by catholic church? lol...so this is why catholics don't value the book??my dear the make up of catholic church now is not what was obtainable in the early church..your church has been infiltrated with strange teachings that's y u guys are missing it.QED.

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