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BrainnewsNg:
http://brainnewsng.com/13-powerful-words-from-a-father-to-his-son-about-marriage/

these are just words from a mother to her 14 yr old daughter.

chinkorieyahoo:
A 30 year old woman from Zimbabwe, Marie has narrated a shocking tale about how her husband who died four years ago lives, has sex with her and has vowed to leave her alone only when she breaths her last! ( Huh Strange things we hear).

The widow is crying for help to enable her live a normal life.

Her story:

"I have gone through enough of this spiritual warfare. I'm a 30-year-old widow and my husband died 4 years ago when I was 26 years old. We had just gotten married when he died in a horrific car accident and died on the spot.

That was five months after we had been married. I got so emotional pain that I would mysteriously see him every night. He would be crying whilst looking at me and I thought I was dreaming.

Three months later, I felt like someone was waking me up at night and I was shocked to see him in my bedroom, sitting by side of the bed. I wanted to scream but he held my mouth and said he had come to help me since he had seen that I was suffering a lot.

I asked him how that was possible when he was dead and he said although we had buried him, his spirit had not departed. He said he still wanted to be with me for some time. He said he would look after me but he warned me against telling people about this development.

He said I should not tell even his own mother and I agreed not to. Since then, we have been living together as husband and wife with the ghost of my dead husband. He would buy groceries, pay rentals and all.

Then there is a church I visited early this year and the pastor preached about not interacting with the dead. So now I want to stop living with this dead man but I don't know how to go about it.

I really loved my husband and even up to now, I still love him dearly. He has never changed. He still is exactly like he was before he died. But what I have noticed is that he is not growing older. He still is exactly as he was when he died four years ago.

I don't even have feelings for any other man. I feel like I'm a married woman. Our sex life has never changed. It's still as it was before my husband died. But now I'm scared that I'm living with a corpse in the house. Maybe it's because I'm now going to church. I have also not stayed with anyone in my house since my husband died. I always live alone.

At church, our pastor was once attacked with the demon of another man and the man of God collapsed, then became conscious later on. It's evident that if I ask him to pray for my husband's spirit to go away, that would be way beyond his powers.

See more at: http://happenings.com.ng/?p=34564

u need to see a stronger man of God.

its pidgin English bible not warri bible

this reminds me of access bank

hardywaltz:
Neva speak good English when asking for directions else u will be viewd as a mugu and perhaps kidnapped.

you have got me rolling.

hardywaltz:
Neva speak good English when asking for directions else u will be viewd as a mugu and perhaps kidnapped.

this has got me rolling.

sebali:
In sumary 9/11 was a sham and Osama was America's creation and d fictitious death of Osama was d end of d movie scripted by d American power brokers

hmmmm....

Kachisbarbie:
lalaaaa
Where do you get these stories from? ? ?



hahaha
E reach to ask o. They always sound like Nigerian film.
Make owner of dead body come carry am.

I thought the dead body resurrected and started pursuing everybody like willywilly.

I had the same thought too..

let me see the pastor they will kill this time around.

Obadiah77:
An unclad mad woman just passed through my house, and at her sighting him konji catch me, and my shabalala erected and started telling me to go after her, I told him to shutup that people are around and that can be possirable at broaddaylight. uptill now my shabalala is yet to come down.

So I kept wondering how ladies do feel at the sight of an unclad mad man. does konji cathmc you too?

this is not funni
mod should put me on fp

u need deliverance.

a pastor should never get involved with a woman who should be in her husbands house.

nwafuluozoh:
Interesting. I hope one day we get to know the whole mystery surrounding Shekau of Boko haram.

I won't be surprised if gej was d sole sponsor of bh

Mynd44:
This has been what Osinbajo has been proposing all these while. To be honest, we Nigerians don't really know the exact issue with power generation and the National grid.

If Nigeria generates anything more that 7,500MW and feeds it to the grid, everything is going to come down as our distribution lines cannot take that much power. We don't not have the facilities so building huge power plants is not the way.

What we can do is to generate the power in bits. As Osinbajo have said, generate power when it will be consumed so we don't spend too much time and money on distribution. Each Local government or LCDA depending on the consumption. Perhaps even a locality can come together to have a 10MW plant for that area and they are good to go.

To keep building huge plants and hoping to connect then to the grid is a waste that has proven to be the way not to go.

With this bit by bit module, each locality can look at what they have and use it to generate power, gas in most places, some can use renewable power especially in the North where there are huge opportunities for wind and solar power.

In the south, I will like to see a Badagry power plant Ltd. that wants to harness the Atlantic ocean through tidal power. At least the beaches there have not been tamed like the ones on Lagos Island so it is possible.

These bit by bit generation will culminate into something tangible but first we need legislation for it to work as right now, the power generation laws state that if you generate anything greater than 1mw, you have to connect to the grid. This is where policy, plans, entrepreneurship and dedication combination will come into play

u get sense bros.which school u go,make I send my pikin go there too.

Pakistani intelligence could not
have been unaware that Osama bin
Laden was hiding in Abbottabad.
Pakistani intelligence could not
have been kept entirely in the dark
about the plot to kill Osama bin
Laden.
Despite all the public breast beating
and name calling, US and Pakistan
were very much working together.
The "treasure trove” of materials
recovered from the compound actually
yielded little. There were no garbage
bags filled with computers and
storage devices. And bin Laden's
wives and children were never
turned over to the Americans for
questioning by the Pakistanis.
Osama bin Laden's killing was
plain and simple about revenge for
2001. Osama bin Laden's killing
was about Barack Obama's re-
election campaign. One thing the
killing was NOT about was blowing
a hole in an intricate Al Qaeda web
with bin Laden as the mastermind
spider at its centre.
Basically ten years after 9/11, the
US forces killed a sick old man
whose value was mostly symbolic by
then.
A retired senior US intelligence
official tells Hersh "The truth is that
bin Laden was an invalid, but we
cannot say that.” Then the press
would say '"You mean you guys shot
a cripple? Who was about to grab
his AK-47?"
Age and illness does not excuse or
temper the horrific crimes bin
Laden masterminded any more
than it should excuse the records of
Nazi war criminals. But what Hersh
does is puncture the self-serving
mythmaking that surrounds the
operation.
In order for Obama to look like the
decisive American President taking
one of the "gutsiest calls of any
President in recent memory”,
Osama too had to be made larger-
than-life, far from a figurehead,
still an "active player” directing
"even tactical details of the group's
management.” Until then US had
been insisting that Osama was
largely a has-been, that al Qaeda
had splintered, his networks
disrupted, that his videos were not
so relevant anymore. But in death
Osama bin Laden had to be re-
inflated into the bogeyman of 2001.
But lies need lies. That
reconstruction required more lies to
prop it up.
The intrepid American Seals had to
push their way in through a firefight.
There was no firefight. The ISI
guards were gone removed at just
the right time by their bosses. In a
country where anyone high-profile
and wealthy have armed
bodyguards, it would beggar belief
that one of the most wanted men in
the world had no round-the-clock
protection. So a firefight had to be
invented. The attack on Abbottbad
needed to be Hollywoodized.
But an invented firefight needed
casualties. The US claimed that five
people died in that compound –
Osama bin Laden, a courier, his
brother, a bin Laden son, and one
of the women shielding bin Laden.
But apparently there was no
woman "shielding” him. The courier
was mythical and therefore needed
to be killed in the operation.
Then there was the problem with the
body. According to Hersh, the initial
deal with the Pakistanis was to keep
mum about the operation for a
week. And then say he had been
killed in a drone attack somewhere
in the Hindu Kush on the Afghan
side of the border. That would let
the Pakistanis off the hook when it
came to embarrassing questions
about their secret VVIP guest. But a
downed Blackhawk helicopter that
met with an accident and had to be
blown up in the Abbottabad
compound blew the cover on the
operation and Obama decided to
make his announcement sooner
rather than later.
But once he made the
announcement there was a body
problem. Hersh says a SEAL team
member had bragged that "they had
torn bin Laden's body to pieces
with rifle fire." And the remains
including "his head” were thrown
into a body bag and some parts
tossed out over the mountains of
Hindu Kush. That might have been
empty boast, part of the Seals
mythmaking. Or it might have been
true. But the administration could
not risk that story. Instead they
came up with the burial at sea with
full Islamic rites but Hersh says it's a
story with "no back-up support”. If
that had been the plan all along an
Imam would have been on the ship.
But then the administration would
stand exposed in its claim that it
fully intended to capture bin Laden
alive and not assassinate him. If
the Seals were to be believed there
was not much of bin Laden to bury
at sea anyway.
If there was one real casualty in the
whole affair it was a Pakistan
doctor named Shakil Afridi. His
perfectly legitimate hepatitis B
vaccination programme was named
as the way the US obtained bin
Laden's DNA. Afridi became the
sacrificial lamb because the US
wanted to protect its real CIA
informant Amir Aziz who had been
held by the Pakistanis. Afridi was
accused of treason and sentenced to
33 years by the Pakistanis. Other
vaccination programmes were
cancelled once this lie was put
forth. In taking out one terrorist,
long past his prime, the US and
Pakistan could have inadvertently
endangered the public health of
thousands. And that vaccination lie
will continue to live on – collateral
damage of a cooked up story that
will affect vaccination programmes
in remote areas.
Obama does not have to run for re-
election. He will likely face little
flak especially since his opponents
will not want to sound soft on bin
Laden. And there will be few tears
shed for bin Laden. Has-been or
not, his past finally caught up with
him. But if there is one silver lining
in the whole story it is that
Pakistan's duplicity was exposed. It
thought it could run with the hares
and hunt with the hounds but it was
caught with its pants down.
That's left Pakistan red-faced and
angry but India will shrug and say
"I told you so”. And there's one
other player probably not unhappy
about the way the Osama bin Laden
story ended. And that is Saudi
Arabia. That kingdom probably
would have been very unhappy if
bin Laden started singing about its
role in funding Al Qaeda in the first
place.
In the end Osama bin Laden took
his secrets to his watery grave. The
Pakistanis have got over their pique
and reluctantly started cooperating
with the Americans again as ISIS
steps up its attacks. The Americans
are back to funding the Pakistanis.
The Indians are back to fuming.
And there's no telling what the
death of bin Laden achieved
strategically except as a long-
delayed postscript to the story of
September 11 2001.
What is sad about Abbottabad 2011
was that was billed as closure to the
horrific reality of the Twin Towers
of 9/11 turns out to be a house of
cards propped up with lies built
upon lies.

no matter how much you decorate a monkey, he can never contest for local government election. my brethrens,no matter how much you decorate mastubation,weda u call it self service,selfless helping like what someone called it,the greatest gift to young adults.you can never change it from being a sinful act.

this is a revelation of what Sister Ayodele
Sawyerr from Sierra Leone saw in Heaven and
Hell. I have spoken with a godly sister in Christ,
who knows sister Ayo, named Claire Andoun
Atongo. She says that sister Ayo is very
reserved, and was training the sisters in prayer.
Claire was always together with her praying, and
said she is a mature believer in Christ. Here is
her testimony:
When sister Ayo saw the Lord, she said He was
shining as a Light. She said, if you were to take
all the energy in the world and put it all
together, it would not compare with the Light of
Christ.
Time is Up
He told her that the rapture is imminent. He
said, " Time is up! Time is up! There is no time
left. Soon and very soon the rapture is about to
take place."
The State of the Church on Earth
He took her into a heavenly garden, where
everything was in order and showed her on a
screen the church in Sierre Leone. He showed
her a very large denomination, and said he
didn't even recognize it. He showed her a highly
regarded preacher in that denomination, and
said He didn't recognize him. The man was
committing sexual immorality with the women in
the church. She said that nobody there in Sierre
Leone was preaching holiness, they were mainly
preaching prosperity.
And the Lord showed her a woman of God that
she had great regard for. " When she stood to
minister the Word of God, you feel you can get
the Word of God. He said, 'She is my daughter.
But look at the way she appears in front of
people. Look at the hair attachments, the short
skirts; the code of dressing is wrong to God.
She's preaching the Word, but the dressing, the
[hair] attachments... ' Then the Lord said, ' Go
and tell her I sent you, and that if she does not
repent and remove these things she is putting on
-- these attachments, this makeup, these things
-- she will not make it .'" She was shocked.
He said, "I AM that I AM that I AM. Before
Abraham was, I AM. I created the heavens and
the earth. This thing that I'm telling you to go
and tell them, they will not believe you. Even
your own family will not believe you." He said,
"Many will doubt. And by the time they realize
that I sent you, it should have been late for
them." She said she is seeing it, because even
her own blood brother ignores her when she tells
him her testimony.
Afterward the Lord showed her about two ladies,
who were preparing to go to a church service
(see 49:00 in video). The older one was dressed
modestly and never put on anything. She came
to the younger one's door and beckoned her to
come. But the younger one just said, "Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait." And Jesus said to Ayo, " I
want you to look ." The Lord said to Ayo as she
watched this on the screen, " Look! " All of a
sudden the lady came out, and what Ayo saw
was that the makeup was so thick that she
looked like a Jezebel. And the blouse she put
on was like an empty bra. You could see the
hair attachments. You could see the way the
lady dressed. She just looked like the Queen of
the Coast.
She said the Lord was angry. His countenance
changed. His tone of talking changed in that
particular area. He said, " Look! They have
idolized these things. With all those things, they
can no longer serve Me. Go and tell them, My
daughter, 'If anyone be a woman of God, no
matter the kind of congregation. If she is
putting on these things, she will not make it.
She will go to hell. They have taken these
things more than Me. With all these things,
women can't praise Me, women can't worship
Me, women can't seek Me with all these
things." Once again, Sister Ayo was shocked,
and said, "God!"
She said that when He held her hand, it was a
giant holding the hand of an ant, because it was
so big. The sweetness she felt when He held
her hand, she forgot about everything in the
world. She said that when you see the Lord
Jesus, because of His glory and His mighty
power, you cannot stand.
Jesus also told her that any church that does
not believe in the baptism of the Holy Spirit , any
church that does not believe in the Holy Spirit is
going straight to hell. He said, " Go tell those
who are blaspheming, 'Anybody who is
blaspheming against the Holy Ghost, pardon is
not their own. Pardon is not allowed. '"
Then He showed her the churches where people
used to worship God, so she could see the kind
of dressing the people put on. The church is a
very big something. Sister Ayo said, "Some of
them are just half naked." The Lord said, " I
want you to look, so that you can explain
exactly to the women. " She said there are more
women than men in hell. She says, "Most of the
women because of their dressing, it will take
them to hell. They think that if they don't dress
like this, they will not be attractive to men, and
will not find a husband. Seek ye first! When
you put God first in your life, He knows what you
need."
The Lord showed her the ways the brothers
dressed in the Church. They are wearing their
trousers down low on their hips, exposing their
hind cleavage. They are exposing their chests
with open shirts, so you can see their chests and
the hair on their chests. She said, "They are not
making it to heaven." It looked as if the
anointing was with them when they worshiped.
Some of them were speaking in tongues, some
were rolling, some were falling down, some were
shouting as if the anointing was there. But the
Lord said that this was not His anointing,
because He does not enter into such churches.
He said, " I am not in their midst. I do not go
into churches like this -- people dressed half
naked, exposing their bodies." He said, " Your
body is the temple of God. You should live a
blameless and holy life. " Then she said, "I
realized that churches today that say they felt
the power of God; because of the way they
dress, Jesus does not enter into those type of
churches. The anointing they receive is not from
God."
The Seven Columbian Youths
Then at 1:23:01 – 1:24:07, she testified that in
heaven, Jesus said to her, “The Seven
Columbian Youths – I, the Lord, showed them
heaven and hell. So go and tell people that – if
they do not believe what they are saying – I
sent them .” She did not even know about the
Seven Columbian youths , because their
testimony is on the internet, and she does not
access the internet. In Africa, people typically
access the internet through their mobile phones,
and she said that all she knows how to do on
her phone is make and receive calls. Therefore,
this message to her about the Columbian youths
is all the more credible, since she was
previously ignorant of them.
If you have not read or listened to the testimony
of the Seven Columbian youths, I strongly urge
you to do so. I have already written about it on
a separate post . The amazing thing was that
on the same day I received my first negative
comment on that post from a reader, who did
not believe what the Columbian youths were
saying, I happened to listen to Sister Ayo's
testimony. I did not know that the Lord had
said anything to her about the Seven Columbian
youths, until I listened to her testimony. So
when I heard that he said that, I was able to
communicate that back to the skeptical reader.
Confirmation
She said, "Lord, please reveal this to someone
else to confirm this thing is really happening to
me." She wasn't talking to anyone about this,
except her husband, but just keeping notes. So
then one night she spoke to a sister, who told
her, "At around 1:00 or 1:30 AM, something
woke me up. A voice spoke to me, and a light
filled the whole room. And I knew something
was happening to you. A fear came over me."
And the sister had to leave her house to go to
her uncle's house to sleep.
In heaven she saw the buildings and angels, and
was admiring the angels. The Lord asked why
she was admiring the angels. He said, " They
want to be like you. You are made out of Me in
My image. And I have given you a free will."
The Book of Life
She saw the Book of Life near the great big
gates of heaven. She saw the angels recording
things in it faster than a computer. Inside this
Book, the Lord showed her that every thought
you think on earth, and every thing you do --
whether good or bad -- is recorded in this Book.
The apostle John wrote: "And I saw the dead,
the great and the small, standing before the
throne, and books were opened; and another
book was opened, which is the Book of Life; and
the dead were judged from the things which
were written in the books, according to their
deeds . And the sea gave up the dead which
were in it, and death and Hades gave up the
dead which were in them; and they were judged,
every one of them according to their deeds.
Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake
of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.
And if anyone's name was not found written in
the Book of Life, he was thrown into the lake of
fire ." (Rev 20:12-15)
The Throne of God and the
Twenty-four Elders
She was in a great hall in heaven and heard the
voices saying, "Holy, holy, holy," with one unique
voice. They were kneeling down. Then she knelt
down and joined them. She was told to look up
and saw three glorious thrones and three golden
crowns. Then she saw the holy Bible, which
was too big for her to hold in her hand. The
glory was so thick you could not see through it.
The Lord pointed, and said, " This is the throne
room of My Father. These are the twenty-four
elders ." The others that she was kneeling with
were the twenty-four elders. He said, " Whenever
you worship Me, I feel good. "
He said, " Go and tell those worshipers [on
earth]: If they think that their voices will carry
them to heaven, if they are not living holy, they
will not make it to heaven. No matter what their
confession. No matter if they do signs and
wonders. No matter the crowds. If they have
these things on that they are dressed with, they
will not make it to heaven. If you are not holy,
you will not make it to heaven ."
Hell
She was taken by the Lord to hell, where she
saw people she had known on earth, including a
Muslim man, who refused to accept Jesus Christ
during his lifetime. She also saw a bar in hell,
where men were sitting at it drinking. As they
were drinking, she saw it was an acid they were
drinking. And their backs were falling off, and
the flesh on their cheeks was falling off. You
could see their skeleton underneath. But then it
would come back onto their bodies.
She said she heard a male voice from a distance
calling her, "Ayo! Ayo! Ayo, I did not want you
to come to this place! Go back! This place is
not for you! Go back! Go and tell your brothers
that you accept Jesus as Lord. Go and tell
them! This place is not for you!"
She wondered, "Who is this who knows me, who
knows I have two brothers?" Then she saw her
father there in front of her. The fire brought him
up in front of her and she was shocked to see
him. She cried, "Daddy!" He was shouting at her
to go back and tell her brothers that they should
accept Jesus, and that this place was not for
her. She wept to see him there. He had been
fair in complexion and a very handsome man.
But the fire and torture and punishment had
totally disfigured him.
As her father was saying this, Jesus had been
silent, just watching her, but then He spoke. He
said, " My daughter, your father should not have
gone to this place. He had all the opportunities
to repent and come to Me, and accept Me as
Lord, but he failed to do that. " As the Lord was
saying that, she was just crying to see how her
father had been tortured and how he looked.
She was crying out to Him, "Lord, have mercy
on him!" But he turned to her and said, " There
is no mercy here. "
Then the Lord began to explain to her what
brought her father into that place. He said,
" One: your father was an altar boy to the
Catholic church. " She explained that she came
from a strong Catholic background. The Lord
said, " He was seeing all the demonic things and
the evil things that the reverend father was
doing there. He was compromising. And
secondly, he was a society man. And thirdly he
was a drunkard. He knew there was someone
like Me called Jesus. He had all the
opportunities to accept Me, but he never did. "
As the Lord was speaking, she fell to her knees
and grabbed his legs, weeping and crying. She
was shouting, "Lord, have mercy on my father!
Take him out of this place! This place is not
meant for him, Lord!" She was about to say,
"Lord, You can take him out of this place and
put me there."
Then as she was crying and kneeling down
before the Lord, there she saw the most
extraordinary thing she had ever seen in her life.
She saw the crucifixion and how they beat the
Lord. She saw the backside of the body of
Jesus. She saw the crown of thorns that were
pushed into his head. The thorns went inside
His head. She said you would not be able to
stand that pain. She saw the blood flowing from
His wounded left side. She had been weeping for
her father, but she started weeping for the Lord.
She saw Him battered and beaten and
dislocated. She felt the pain of the Lord and
cried.
Be Holy
Then He took her out of hell and she found
herself in a rocky place, and she was exhausted.
She said that up until this time, the Lord was
very, very handsome and unique to look at.
Then Jesus told her, “I have shown you all these
things. No matter who you are are. No matter
what you preach. Be ye holy as I am holy." And
He repeated, " Be ye holy as I am holy .” She said
the Lord turned. His whole countenance and
demeanor changed, and there she saw that God
is a God of wrath. Jesus, who was talking to
her, is a God of wrath. As the anger ignited in
Him, she said you would not like to see the Lord
when He looks like this. He shouted with anger
and red eyes, as He emphasized holiness, “Go
and tell the people of the world, ‘Without
holiness! Without holiness, no man will see
God.’” (see 1:51:30) She said that when He said
the words, " Without holiness," it was like an
earthquake was taking place right where she
was, and like the ground was opened up
underneath her and swallowed her up.
My friend, this may seem like a different Jesus
than you believe in. But this is the same Jesus
we read about in the Bible. He said that zeal for
His Father's house consumes Him. That's why
he cleansed the temple, and He is once again
cleansing the temple. The corruption and sin in
the church brings pain to His heart. And as the
apostle Paul wrote to the Hebrews, "Make every
effort to live in peace with everyone and to be
holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord."
Holiness is not just something we receive
positionally from God through Christ, it is
something we are commanded to pursue,
because we cannot see God without it.
Following these experiences, she said she has
had no desire for food, water, or sleep. And she
said that even though she had not been eating,
drinking water, or sleeping, she had more energy
than those who had been eating, drinking, and
sleeping. She assured her listeners that this is
not a made up story from her imagination. She
does not have time to go and read these books,
or to sit and think up something like this. The
only thing she reads is her Bible, worshiping and
praising God.
The Lord emphasized holiness in this revelation.
She said, “We have to strive to walk in
holiness...Let us live a holy life -- a life that will
please God. Let us live like Job -- like the Lord
boasted of him, 'Look at my servant. He is
blameless.' Let us be blameless before the Lord,
because at any time the rapture could take. I
pray we will all make it in the rapture."

ECOTERRORS:
Is it only me that thinks there is nothing wrong with this advert?

A lot of pastors that went to bible school are also unemployed and also those ones that studied theology.

Being a pastor doesn't mean you have to perform miracles rather teach the word to go in consonance with our daily live and how to live a worthy and happy life

tnx

ConfessionsNgr:
My name is Banke. I am putting my name up here in the hopes that the person I am writing about reads this. If you do I want you to know I am very sorry and never saw it coming. I hope you will forgive me because you are one of the nicest people I have met in recent times. So here’s my confession. I recently passed out from NYSC February 2015, I served in Abuja and I still live here in Abuja with a very good friend who served with me in the same PPA. We recently became friends around September 2014 and since then she has been so nice to me, somewhat of an angel in disguise and she’s a very smart girl too. Recently she told me to join her to go see her boyfriend she’s been telling me about and he has proposed to marry her with their introduction in a few months. So on that faithful day we went together to his house, on getting there, seeing how nice looking the place was made my heart pump faster with joy for my friend and then suddenly lo and behold he came out of the room to join us. Guess what? The guy I saw is someone I have slept with before. We didn’t have anything serious though, it was more like a one night stand and it was months before I even became friends with her. Seeing me he acted like he didn’t remember and I played along. Since that day I have been thinking and it worries me a lot because this guy is who my friend wants to get married to. She seems so in love with him and they look good together so I do not want to spoil what they have going on for them and be branded a bad friend. Do I open up to her or die with it? I’m confused


Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/76/i-slept-with-my-friends-hubby-to-be

you want to open because you are not truly happy about your friend's happiness.

DaBullIT:
hehehehe , If you don't pay bail, they'll charge you to court


But then, they'll charge you with 12 more offences that your grandfather never even heard of

my brother na so oh.they will charge you to court with charges you know nothing about.that is why whenever an armed robber is killed by vigilante where I live i don't go near the corpse because when the police comes na mass arrest be DAT.5000 per person for bail if not you will end in court for murder.

the fact is,shekau is dead.whoever is claiming to be shekau is a fraud.

sirr:
Hahah, pls don't give up the search, there are still some few good ones, I know this. God will show U.

hmmmmmm...

EgusiSoup:
Please I need mature comments and advice.

Thanks.







Our Marriage is Just 2 weeks old and the new maid cooks better than my wife. The Maid is from Calabar.

I told my wife about it and she was provoked. She has not said a word to me for two days now.

Please what do I do? How do I manage this situation?

Please Help

do I need to start telling you that a man finds a woman that cooks for him very attractive??bros please send that maid away before you destroy your marriage,then send your wife to catering school.

sirr:
My brov, its almost everywhere, I've lost 3 r-ships all because of same reason, but I know soon, we'll find our best companion. Thanks bro, and One love

my brother,I have given up the search already.I don't want to get my heart broken oh..what is even the hype behind sex?

this is the best thread I have seen on nairaland so far. I really wish I could push this thread to front page.op,nowadays its ladies that are even interested in sex not guys.I am a no no no kissing guy tLkess of sex guy.that's why the girl I wanted to marry left me because she coudnt cope in a no sex relationship.

kay29000:
Whoa! Great!!! I'm sure they were all born and grew up in the UK. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

I sleep for seven hours per day I don't need to hit you...

chowlade:
rice is wot students eats most while gari is meant 4 afternoon.

maybe you were born with a silver spoon.but,for those of us who were born without a spoon..Na garri be de last man standing.I don caliberate garri with a pepper,onions jollof rice etc.and anything you can think of,please don't insult my garri by placing it second.

KingEbukasBlog:


If this is to ridicule Christians , you're in trouble . Share your story

I just dey pass oh,but this your popcorn plenty.so abeg make I take small.....takes a hand full of popcorn and walks out a thread...

chowlade:
1.Rice
2.Gari with suger/kwulkwli/groudnut and coconut
3.Yam, Cocoyam, Plantain
4.Eba, Semo, Amala
5.Beans
6.Noodles i.e Indomie/e.t.c
7.Bread
9.fruits

I don't think you schooled in naija,because of you did,you wouldn't place rice first...na GARRI BE NO 1 jorh

this story is a lie.how can a man stand his wife beating him for two years?abeg I have beta things to think about ...

hahahahaha.una English grammatical stop big jorh.I dey final yr but did English una speak hard to comprehend ni..

I am tired of this many list jor