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I just can't figure it, but there's nothing she does that make me like her. I just dislike dis lady naturally.

Jennimma:
All I see is a make-up ladened face

U talk of makeup cos u manage to edit ur pics. Pls cut d crap, she looks beautiful!

This is what poverty + Islam can do!

More Of Jonathan's family.

missamanda:
Halima Buhari and Sheriff, her husband.

And Safina Buhari

Jonathan's Family

Halima Buhari and Sheriff, her husband.

The Presidential election is fast drawing close and the country's 2most popular presidential candidates are both trying to connect more with the majority of the populace as they campaign for votes.
Here is a sneak peek into the gorgeous families of the 2famous presidential candidates; Gen Buhari and President Jonathan and who knws you might just change your mind after seeing these lovely pictures from both families.

Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Johnathan, no matter what you do, dnt forget the road to Otueke, u'll be going there soon.

I just lost my appetite....I'm not eating dis food again! This is cruel!

Truckpusher:
My sister doesn't need to be one of them for me to defend the rights of other individuals from other self righteous people like you who probably sleep around for little money all in the name of boyfriend and girlfriend.

ah ah, bro dis is a sunday mornin o... I'll forgive you for that, no offence taken.

Did Jesus drink a drop of water while fasting? If no, then water breaks fast.

BeeBeeOoh:
And some Nlander's will b like, "Vote GMB to stop election rigging in Nigeria. Tonda faya devul..



I've said NO to a man that has ruled Nigeria for over 30years ago & still came back 2day 2 rule again whereas he made us 2 understand that, "Youths Are The Leaders Of Tomorrow. Demon don catch devul 2day..

I've said NO to a man that ruled my Mother when she was still in secondary school but, came back again 2 rule dat has graduated from secondary school years ago.. Abeg somebody tell dis man sey hin brain don outdate..

I've said NO to a grand-father & great grand-father who suppose dey house dey tell hin grand-children & great grand-children story for night's.. Buhari e no work for pepul wey giv u dis kind advice.

Abeg somebody should help me tell Buhari to buHaria onodu ya becos sey e don old finish..



GEJ till tinubu's face is used as BBM suprised smiley..

pls go and sit down on d floor! U're nt making sense!

Where Naija own na?

Truckpusher:
Lol, as long as you've slept with more than one guy and somehow money or gift was exchanged then you have no right to call any girl a ' runs girl'.

Y'all fall into the same category - by the way if we consider that very factor we can conclusively conclude that every woman fall into that category then except for those that got married as virgins and hasn't strayed.
Live and let them live abi na your nyash dem dey carry do the work?

See me see wahala o ,shebi dem dey write runs girl for face?

why defend dem runs babes? Abi ur sis don do am b4?

Truckpusher:
Hehe ....anyhow when dem bleach, the center parting for nyash go still black.

But runs girls are usually romantic,they dont talk about the future,and they don't get jealous if they come across you with another player.

In fact runs girls will always make a strong wife as they have seen all kinds of men.

Runs girls are very mature

I pray you marry a runs girl.

Mumu

Kim Kardashian Vs Patience Jonathan
5 things that make them very similar


Besides thier age differences and the fact that one often shows off her long rich dark hair, both women are more similar than different.

Kim Kardashian vs Dame Patience Jonathan : They are more similar than different  


Kim Kardashian and Nigeria's First Lady have many things in common than we can imagine. Besides one being married to a president and the other gallivanting the world with her famous rapper beau, both women have shown that no one needs to be Michael Jackson before they can be famous!

I have put out 5 things that make Kim K and Dame Patience very similar. Enjoy.

Both are married to influential men: Kim's husband, Kanye West is so famous that he's allegedly now considered a ‘god’ of a new religion called 'Yeezianity'. Meanwhile, President Goodluck Jonathan is Nigeria's Head of State – ruling over 150 million people - and named 6th richest president in Africa by Forbes in 2014!

Both women are famous for being famous: Many still wonder what does Kim do in life? Well, it also looks like the only thing the First Lady has going now is being the 'First Lady'... an office which 2015's presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari believes should be terminated because it's of no use!

Both are admired for their huge behinds: Of course Kim had to break the internet with her butt and thought she had an extraordinary talent when her famous butt could hold a standing glass of champagne. Even though the First Lady will not appear nude on any magazine cover, she's been stirred at at several occasions when she decides to shake it off in her expensive laces and Ankara outfits! She's a real 'African Queen'.

Both women live in mansions: Guess we all know the name Aso Rock. The Dame lives there – in a presidential and highly secured rock! Kim on the other hand just acquired a $20m home in the Hidden Hills of California where she'll be staying with her hubby and daughter North West.

Finally, both have a tendency of always defending their famous husbands in public: Kanye has been slammed by the US president Barack Obama countless times for being a 'jackass' yet Kim came to his defense in her British GQ cover asking when did a politician become so concerned with pop culture. Well, as for Le Premiere Dame, we all remember how helping GEJ on the missing Chibok girls went down... and yea, did she also fight Governor Rotimi Amaechi when he called her beau 'Abacha' and said his government was corrupt!

I told you! Kim K and the First Lady have so much in common even if they are so different. Hope you had fun discovering their similarities!

NeduLuiZ:
sounding clueless like somebody from otueke

hahahaaaaa...*falls frm bed* lmao!!!!!! Jisos! Mehn I love dis guy fro this awesome reply!

fattybombom:
YES! He hates girls, and he hates you too. Oya do your worst.

hahaahaaaa..go hug tranformer if e pain u!

Elantracey:
Deschyko has said it all , but I don't understand the part where , you , your elder sister and her husband and then your cousin and her boyfriend living in the same house , your sister's husband must be very tolerant .


Instead of worrying why not go for a pregnancy test and be sure you're pregnant , if you're lucky you just might not be , then you can apologise to your cousin and hopefully she forgives you but I don't understand your cousin's anger here , you said they've broken up right?

So what if they've broken up! Will you date your cousin's bf who lives in the same house with you? That is the highest form of disrespect and wickedness!

Is this some kind of joke or wah? the topic shld be "The most popular black ladies on nairaland"! Not most beautiful oo!

Stories that make me take my mind off marriage!

That doesn't look like wizkid to me..

joseph1832:
No disrespect but are you a lesbian?.

lol! Do I look like one?

It's not a crime to be beautiful....if you have it, u flaunt it. All the men should run for all I care!

Here are some of my observations.

1. The space bookers: Especially when it's an important
pastor coming that day you tried your best coming before time
just to make front seat only to see books, Bibles, scarf, pen,
slippers all in the name of space booking. I be like na wa o...
Hehehehe

2. The active followers Indeed: When you'll be listening to a
very important teaching from the pastor only to hear someone
shouting from the back ''Amen''. Only to discover they have
been sleeping. I come dey think nah devil tell am IJN?
.
3. Skillful sleepers: This kind of people I give hand and
sometimes look up to when I need their skills... You see a bro
eyes wide open only to discover that the Individual is currently
busy in France... Some will act like they are reading the bible
in pretense I be like who is deceiving who?
.
4. The Fake serious ones: LOL sha am guilty of this sha...
These ones will sit down near a cute girl so they would be
serious so as not to sleep.

5. Sleep walkers: Ahh these ones dey fear me oo... They can
stand up and walk to the generating set and switch it off...
some may even walk to the offering basket and carry it... lol
even man of God no dey stop dem... You wan chop blow?
.
6.Deep sleepers.: The way these people sleep eh.. you be like
why didn't dey come with camp bed. They sit on the seat with
their legs wide open and their head backwards with their
mouth open as if they want to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall off from their seat.. They seriously need the
saviour in their lives.
.
7. Boring brothers: Seriously why some people sleep ain't
because they ain't interested just the brother leading the
prayer is very boring, the annoying part is when he drops one
boring statement like that and he starts laughing I be like..
Wetin dey make this one Laugh?
.
8. Just for Dance: These people I give hand... Arrh any dance
step dey are on it.. Arrh dey always have partners competing
on who to stop last... But few minutes after the dance dey
don branch for one chair logg off ... I be like nah so you take
dey charge?
.
9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew these kind of people exist
until I sat beside this man one vigil..
The man started: Erm..Nnah gave me cash you know it's
season everrrybo-dy wants cash business not Cledit...(with
some Incoherent blabbings)... I be like EWOOOOO!!

10 Tent builders: Thank God vigil has come to an end let me
look for where to rest my head... Ahh where this people come
from nah?..they just be building tents, standing mosquitoe
net, using chair to form room and palour... choi nah camp I
come? How many hours remain make we de go house?

Feel free to add yours...