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Crixina:More errrm... motivation to download the song. |
Mutuwa:I detest private lesson(to me, its extra burden), and I didn't have much to spend on books and practicals so I usually didn't mind when I was sent of those classes. Moreso, I was a very good girl so my name was hardly in any noise maker list. |
Flygerian1:Thanks for mentioning this song. The first time I heard it, I tot he was referring to his wife or something. Not until I heard it the second time and figured he was referring to rap. love the song. For your download site, try mp3skull.com |
vikkytan:I love it too. About his childhood, how he was bullied and how writing songs helped him |
Mutuwa:Thanks. Experienced one of these before? |
Mention:List completed |
Share your experiences too, if you have any |
Not all teachers are satisfied with their salaries, so rather than asking for a higher pay, they figure out a way to make extra cash through some of these means: PRACTICALS Guess this is where most sciense teachers get lucky. So, my little bro comes home one day asking for a tuber of yam to take to school. He said his intergrated Science Asked all of them in the class to bring a tuber of yam each for 'starch test'. Do the maths yourself. There are over 25 students in his class which equals 25 tubers of yam for one practical. Oh, not to mention this teacher takes JS3a, and JS3b. Show of hands, who doesnt wanna be a Science teacher now. *winks* PRIVATE LESSONS This is the biggest way to make money. Most teachers even make more money from organising private lessons than what the school pays them. But of course, conducting private lessons isn't a crime but becomes one when the students attending these private lessons enjoy certain privileges that non-attendants don't enjoy. Privileges like AOCs, "favouritism", etc thereby making the other students opting for private lessons even when they don't really need it. Who wouldnt do anything to make an extra buck? SALE OF BOOKS Yea, this is very rampant. Teachers buy the textbooks at discounted price from the publisher, then forces the students to purchase them at a higher price. Reminds me of when my Business Studies teachers wrote a book on Shorthand and forced us all to buy despite the fact that our Business Studies for Junior Secondary School had 3 whole chapters dedicated to shorthand. And of course, no textbook, no test/exam. The books are compulsory, even more than the tuition fees. FRIVOLOUS FINES Fines, a good way to take advantage of students. Almost all offences are 'fine-able'. I remember back then, anyone who makes the Noise Makers list pays #20. Same goes for speaking native languages or coming late. Sometimes, the students are promised a NEW waste basket with the money but most times, the cash goes to the teacher's Pocket. ASKING FOR GIFTS Well, maybe I attended a secondary school that's located in a village, but I do know that everytime I come from a long break, mostly christmas, I hear teachers subtly telling students not to forget to bring their own share of the goodies. The request is usually subtle or playful but we all know that the girl who always brings teachers stuffs gets preferrential treatment. Don't forget my Ileya meat my muslim pals, else... Agree with the list? |
Not at all! Can't be satisfied with a Non progressive life |
Note: The colour of the brick depends on your preference. You can simply paint the brick area red, or mix colours to add more interest or old look. |
Another option is: -cut wood to desired tile size -fasten unto wall with either adhesive or nail -paint the entire surface any paint color you want using a paint brush. Okay... enough talking, this is what I mean:
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CBNIM:Uuuh... stay tuned |
4 Affix blue painter's tape to all of the grout lines. Use a trowel to put 1/2 inch of spackling paste over the area. Clean the spackling paste off the blue tape grout lines with damp cloth. Let dry completely. 5 Paint another coat of spackling finish on the wall using a textured paint roller. Let dry completely. Peel off the blue painter's tape. 6 Use a sponge to add color to the brick. Dapple red to the entire brick and let it dry completely. Add a dapple of black, gray, yellow and white over the red. Let each color dry completely before adding the next color 7 Clean brushes and equipment with soap and water. Let the faux brick dry for 24 hours before replacing electrical plates and wall hangings. And this is the final result
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Experiment : To see if wood can be painted to look like brick Apparatus: Soap,primer, paint roller wooden panel, ruler, coloured chalk, painter's tape, trowel, spackling paste, sponge, paint Procedure Remove any electrical plates or wall hangings attached to the wall. Clean the area with soap and water to remove grease, dirt or dust on the wall and attach a wooden panel to the wall(optional, you can paint on your wal directly if you want) 2 Pick a primer for the color you want the grout lines to be. Pour primer into a paint tray, and load a regular paint roller with the primer by rolling it back and forth in the tray. Cover the wood completely and let it dry for two hours or until primer is completely dry. 3 Measure the brick out with a ruler. Bricks are typically 3 inches wide by 7 inches long; allow a 1-inch space between the bricks for the grout. Stagger the bricks in the rows so they will look natural. Use colored chalk to mark the outline. Twill look like:
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Happy Sunday everyone. I'll be taking us through Painting Wood to look like Brick so read on |
Mayydayy:Omo yoruba ni mi o. A yoruba girl that likes business. Who doesn't anyway? |
Mayydayy:You can HAVE them in soft copies too on your phone. Well, not everyone likes ebooks tho. This is one of the times I wish I owned a bookstore. Imagine me selling all these books to you... hehehe |
himkers:Lol. Thanks. I'll be posting How to Paint Wood to look like Tile and Brick later today on this thread. so sit back y'all |
Leopantro:Welcome onboard |
DikSin: |
DikSin:Thought as much. |
Richhommie:You have nothing else to contribute apart from your fullstop? Tanx for stopping by |
some of these titles tho... |
-The Sound of the Mountain Kawabata, Yasunari -Zorba the Greek Kazantzakis, Nikos -Sons and Lovers Lawrence, D. H. -Independent People Laxness, Halldór -Poems Leopardi, Giacomo Doris Lessing -Pippi Longstocking Lindgren, Astrid -A Madman's Diary Xun, LuLu Xun -Children of Gebelawi Mahfouz, Naguib -Buddenbrooks Mann, Thomas -The Magic Mountain Mann, Thomas -Moby-Dick Melville, Herman -Essays Montaigne, Michel de -History Morante, Elsa -Beloved Morrison, Toni -The Tale of Genji Murasaki Shikibu -The Man Without Qualities Musil, Robert -Lolita Nabokov, Vladimir -Nineteen Eighty-Four Orwell, George -Metamorphoses Ovid -The Book of Disquiet Pessoa, Fernando -Tales Poe, Edgar Allan -In Search of Lost Time Proust, Marcel -Gargantua and Pantagruel Rabelais, François -Pedro Páramo Rulfo, Juan -Masnavi Rumi -Midnight's Children Rushdie, Salman -Bostan Saadi -Blindness Saramago, José -Hamlet Shakespeare, William -King Lear Shakespeare, William -Othello Shakespeare, William -Oedipus the King Sophocles -The Red and the Black Stendhal -Tristram Shandy Sterne, Laurence -Confessions of Zeno Svevo, Italo -Gulliver's Travels Swift, Jonathan -War and Peace Tolstoy, Leo -Anna Karenina Tolstoy, Leo -The Death of Ivan Ilyich Tolstoy, Leo -Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Twain, Mark -Ramayana Valmiki -Aeneid Virgil -Mahabharata Vyasa -Leaves of Grass Whitman, Walt -Mrs Dalloway Woolf, Virginia -To the Lighthouse Woolf, Virginia -Memoirs of Hadrian Yourcenar, Marguerite |
-Journey to the End of the Night Céline, Louis-FerdinandLouis-Ferdinand Céline -Don Quixote Cervantes, Miguel de Miguel de Cervantes -The Canterbury Tales Chaucer, Geoffrey Geoffrey Chaucer -Stories Chekhov, Anton Anton Chekhov -Nostromo Conrad, JosephJoseph Conrad -Great Expectations Dickens, CharlesCharles Dickens -Jacques the Fatalist Diderot, Denis Denis Diderot -Berlin Alexanderplatz Döblin, Alfred Alfred Döblin -Crime and Punishment Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky -The Idiot Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky -The Possessed Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky -The Brothers Karamazov Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky -Middlemarch Eliot, George George Eliot -Invisible Man Ellison, RalphRalph Ellison -Medea Euripides -Absalom, Absalom! Faulkner, William William Faulkner -The Sound and the Fury Faulkner, William William Faulkner -Madame Bovary Flaubert, GustaveGustave Flaubert -Sentimental Education Flaubert, GustaveGustave Flaubert -Gypsy Ballads Lorca, Federico García Federico García Lorca -One Hundred Years of Solitude Márquez, Gabriel GarcíaGabriel García Márquez -Love in the Time of Cholera Márquez, Gabriel GarcíaGabriel García Márquez -Faust Goethe, Johann Wolfgang vonJohann Wolfgang von Goethe -Dead Souls Gogol, Nikolai Nikolai Gogol -The Tin Drum Grass, GünterGünter Grass -The Devil to Pay in the Backlands Guimarães Rosa, João João Guimarães Rosa -Hunger Hamsun, KnutKnut Hamsun -The Old Man and the Sea Hemingway, ErnestErnest Hemingway -Iliad Homer -Odyssey Homer -A Doll's House Ibsen, Henrik Henrik Ibsen -Ulysses Joyce, JamesJames Joyce -Stories Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka -The Trial Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka -The Castle Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka -Shakuntala Kālidāsa |
Here is wikipedia's list: -Things Fall Apart Achebe, Chinua Chinua Achebe -Fairy tales Andersen, Hans ChristianHans Christian Andersen -The Divine Comedy Alighieri, Dante Dante Alighieri -Epic of Gilgamesh Unknown -Book of Job Unknown -One Thousand and One Nights Unknown -Njál's Saga Unknown -Pride and Prejudice Austen, JaneJane Austen -Le Père Goriot de Balzac, HonoréHonoré de Balzac -Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnamable , a trilogy Beckett, Samuel Samuel Beckett -The Decameron Boccaccio, Giovanni Giovanni Boccaccio -Borges, Jorge Luis Jorge Luis Borges -Wuthering Heights Brontë, EmilyEmily Brontë -The Stranger Camus, Albert Albert Camus -Poems Celan, Paul Paul Celan |
Mayydayy:Five?! Well, you've tried. Time to start buying? When you can download most for free online. |
olayincar:I'm not disputing that. just asking if the book was worth it and you just confirmed that. |
DikSin:Hahaha... if you say so. People will soon add to that '99 problems'. And hope you enjoyed 1984 too? One of my favorites. And.... just a guess. Was it JAMB that made you read 1984, twas on their syllabus last year |
olayincar:Hahaha! Ogboju what?! You think ogboju should make this list? Lol. It is well. |
Emyemyberry:lemme see if I can fish it out. |
Emyemyberry:Yea, you're right. I saw Things Fall Apart in another list. |

