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Music/RadioRe: Eminem Fans Only by missEmjay(op): 6:17pm On Oct 18, 2014
Crixina:
I don't know how to describe that song Kim,it's errrm...deep.
More errrm... motivation to download the song.
EducationRe: 5 Ways Teachers Exploit Students. by missEmjay(op):
Mutuwa:
yess o! private lessons and gift request..and one thing is dt they work consecutively.which was yours?
I detest private lesson(to me, its extra burden), and I didn't have much to spend on books and practicals so I usually didn't mind when I was sent of those classes. Moreso, I was a very good girl so my name was hardly in any noise maker list.
Music/RadioRe: Eminem Fans Only by missEmjay(op): 5:14pm On Oct 17, 2014
Flygerian1:
25 to life. .
Thanks for mentioning this song. The first time I heard it, I tot he was referring to his wife or something. Not until I heard it the second time and figured he was referring to rap. love the song. For your download site, try mp3skull.com
Music/RadioRe: Eminem Fans Only by missEmjay(op): 5:10pm On Oct 17, 2014
vikkytan:
well I can.t even pick but I love this
legacy
I love it too. About his childhood, how he was bullied and how writing songs helped him
EducationRe: 5 Ways Teachers Exploit Students. by missEmjay(op): 12:06pm On Oct 13, 2014
Mutuwa:
Nice one
Thanks. Experienced one of these before?
EducationRe: 5 Ways Teachers Exploit Students. by missEmjay(op): 12:05pm On Oct 13, 2014
Mention:
You said five na
List completed
EducationRe: 5 Ways Teachers Exploit Students. by missEmjay(op):
Share your experiences too, if you have any
Education5 Ways Teachers Exploit Students. by missEmjay(op):
Not all teachers are satisfied with their salaries, so rather than asking for a higher pay, they figure out a way to make extra cash through some of these means:
PRACTICALS
Guess this is where most sciense teachers get lucky. So, my little bro comes home one day asking for a tuber of yam to take to school. He said his intergrated Science Asked all of them in the class to bring a tuber of yam each for 'starch test'. Do the maths yourself. There are over 25 students in his class which equals 25 tubers of yam for one practical. Oh, not to mention this teacher takes JS3a, and JS3b. Show of hands, who doesnt wanna be a Science teacher now. *winks*
PRIVATE LESSONS
This is the biggest way to make money. Most teachers even make more money from organising private lessons than what the school pays them. But of course, conducting private lessons isn't a crime but becomes one when the students attending these private lessons enjoy certain privileges that non-attendants don't enjoy. Privileges like AOCs, "favouritism", etc thereby making the other students opting for private lessons even when they don't really need it. Who wouldnt do anything to make an extra buck?
SALE OF BOOKS
Yea, this is very rampant. Teachers buy the textbooks at discounted price from the publisher, then forces the students to purchase them at a higher price. Reminds me of when my Business Studies teachers wrote a book on Shorthand and forced us all to buy despite the fact that our Business Studies for Junior Secondary School had 3 whole chapters dedicated to shorthand. And of course, no textbook, no test/exam. The books are compulsory, even more than the tuition fees.
FRIVOLOUS FINES
Fines, a good way to take advantage of students. Almost all offences are 'fine-able'. I remember back then, anyone who makes the Noise Makers list pays #20. Same goes for speaking native languages or coming late. Sometimes, the students are promised a NEW waste basket with the money but most times, the cash goes to the teacher's Pocket.
ASKING FOR GIFTS
Well, maybe I attended a secondary school that's located in a village, but I do know that everytime I come from a long break, mostly christmas, I hear teachers subtly telling students not to forget to bring their own share of the goodies. The request is usually subtle or playful but we all know that the girl who always brings teachers stuffs gets preferrential treatment. Don't forget my Ileya meat my muslim pals, else...
Agree with the list?
FamilyRe: Are You Satisfied With The Life You're Living? by missEmjay(f): 7:30pm On Oct 05, 2014
Not at all! Can't be satisfied with a Non progressive life
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 4:51pm On Oct 05, 2014
Note: The colour of the brick depends on your preference. You can simply paint the brick area red, or mix colours to add more interest or old look.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 4:32pm On Oct 05, 2014
Another option is:
-cut wood to desired tile size
-fasten unto wall with either adhesive or nail
-paint the entire surface any paint color you want using a paint brush.
Okay... enough talking, this is what I mean:

Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 4:15pm On Oct 05, 2014
CBNIM:
Following!
Uuuh... stay tuned
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 4:12pm On Oct 05, 2014
4
Affix blue painter's tape to all of the grout
lines. Use a trowel to put 1/2 inch of
spackling paste over the area. Clean the
spackling paste off the blue tape grout
lines with damp cloth. Let dry completely.
5
Paint another coat of spackling finish on
the wall using a textured paint roller. Let
dry completely. Peel off the blue painter's
tape.
6
Use a sponge to add color to the brick.
Dapple red to the entire brick and let it dry
completely. Add a dapple of black, gray,
yellow and white over the red. Let each
color dry completely before adding the next
color
7
Clean brushes and equipment with soap
and water. Let the faux brick dry for 24
hours before replacing electrical plates and
wall hangings.
And this is the final result

Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2014
Experiment : To see if wood can be painted to look like brick
Apparatus: Soap,primer, paint roller wooden panel, ruler, coloured chalk, painter's tape, trowel, spackling paste, sponge, paint
Procedure
Remove any electrical plates or wall
hangings attached to the wall. Clean the
area with soap and water to remove
grease, dirt or dust on the wall and attach a wooden panel to the wall(optional, you can paint on your wal directly if you want)
2
Pick a primer for the color you want the
grout lines to be. Pour primer into a paint
tray, and load a regular paint roller with
the primer by rolling it back and forth in
the tray. Cover the wood completely and
let it dry for two hours or until primer is
completely dry.
3
Measure the brick out with a ruler. Bricks
are typically 3 inches wide by 7 inches
long; allow a 1-inch space between the
bricks for the grout. Stagger the bricks in
the rows so they will look natural. Use
colored chalk to mark the outline.
Twill look like:

Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 3:29pm On Oct 05, 2014
Happy Sunday everyone. I'll be taking us through Painting Wood to look like Brick so read on
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 2:52pm On Oct 05, 2014
Mayydayy:
hahahhhahahaha.u must be an ibo girl.
Omo yoruba ni mi o. A yoruba girl that likes business. Who doesn't anyway?
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 7:07am On Oct 05, 2014
Mayydayy:
having the books has always been a better option for me.
You can HAVE them in soft copies too on your phone. Well, not everyone likes ebooks tho. This is one of the times I wish I owned a bookstore. Imagine me selling all these books to you... hehehe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 6:58am On Oct 05, 2014
himkers:
Fantabulous writeup. OP more grease to ur oil rig wink
Lol. Thanks. I'll be posting How to Paint Wood to look like Tile and Brick later today on this thread. so sit back y'all
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautifying Your Space On A Low Budget by missEmjay(op): 6:55am On Oct 05, 2014
Leopantro:
following
Welcome onboard
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 10:44pm On Oct 04, 2014
DikSin:
Not really: I read it in my SS2 (2005). Read it again for Jamb. Quite interesting
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 10:43pm On Oct 04, 2014
DikSin:
Not really: I read it in my SS2 (2005). Read it again for Jamb. Quite interesting
Thought as much.
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LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 10:03pm On Oct 04, 2014
Richhommie:
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You have nothing else to contribute apart from your fullstop? Tanx for stopping by
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 9:58pm On Oct 04, 2014
some of these titles tho...
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 9:57pm On Oct 04, 2014
-The Sound of the Mountain
Kawabata, Yasunari

-Zorba the Greek
Kazantzakis, Nikos

-Sons and Lovers
Lawrence, D. H.

-Independent People
Laxness, Halldór

-Poems
Leopardi, Giacomo
Doris Lessing

-Pippi Longstocking
Lindgren, Astrid

-A Madman's Diary
Xun, LuLu Xun

-Children of Gebelawi
Mahfouz, Naguib

-Buddenbrooks
Mann, Thomas

-The Magic Mountain
Mann, Thomas

-Moby-Dick
Melville, Herman

-Essays
Montaigne, Michel de

-History
Morante, Elsa

-Beloved
Morrison, Toni

-The Tale of Genji
Murasaki Shikibu

-The Man Without Qualities
Musil, Robert

-Lolita
Nabokov, Vladimir

-Nineteen Eighty-Four
Orwell, George

-Metamorphoses
Ovid

-The Book of Disquiet
Pessoa, Fernando

-Tales
Poe, Edgar Allan

-In Search of Lost Time
Proust, Marcel

-Gargantua and Pantagruel
Rabelais, François

-Pedro Páramo
Rulfo, Juan

-Masnavi
Rumi

-Midnight's Children
Rushdie, Salman

-Bostan
Saadi

-Blindness
Saramago, José

-Hamlet
Shakespeare, William

-King Lear
Shakespeare, William

-Othello
Shakespeare, William

-Oedipus the King
Sophocles


-The Red and the Black
Stendhal

-Tristram Shandy
Sterne, Laurence

-Confessions of Zeno
Svevo, Italo

-Gulliver's Travels
Swift, Jonathan

-War and Peace
Tolstoy, Leo

-Anna Karenina
Tolstoy, Leo

-The Death of Ivan Ilyich
Tolstoy, Leo

-Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Twain, Mark

-Ramayana
Valmiki

-Aeneid
Virgil

-Mahabharata
Vyasa

-Leaves of Grass
Whitman, Walt

-Mrs Dalloway
Woolf, Virginia

-To the Lighthouse
Woolf, Virginia

-Memoirs of Hadrian
Yourcenar, Marguerite
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LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 9:39pm On Oct 04, 2014
-Journey to the End of the Night
Céline, Louis-FerdinandLouis-Ferdinand Céline

-Don Quixote
Cervantes, Miguel de Miguel de Cervantes

-The Canterbury Tales
Chaucer, Geoffrey Geoffrey Chaucer

-Stories
Chekhov, Anton Anton Chekhov

-Nostromo
Conrad, JosephJoseph Conrad

-Great Expectations
Dickens, CharlesCharles Dickens

-Jacques the Fatalist
Diderot, Denis Denis Diderot

-Berlin Alexanderplatz
Döblin, Alfred Alfred Döblin

-Crime and Punishment
Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky

-The Idiot
Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky

-The Possessed
Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky

-The Brothers Karamazov
Dostoevsky, Fyodor Fyodor Dostoevsky

-Middlemarch
Eliot, George George Eliot

-Invisible Man
Ellison, RalphRalph Ellison

-Medea
Euripides

-Absalom, Absalom!
Faulkner, William William Faulkner

-The Sound and the Fury
Faulkner, William William Faulkner

-Madame Bovary
Flaubert, GustaveGustave Flaubert

-Sentimental Education
Flaubert, GustaveGustave Flaubert

-Gypsy Ballads
Lorca, Federico García Federico García Lorca

-One Hundred Years of Solitude
Márquez, Gabriel GarcíaGabriel García Márquez

-Love in the Time of Cholera
Márquez, Gabriel GarcíaGabriel García Márquez

-Faust
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang vonJohann Wolfgang
von Goethe

-Dead Souls
Gogol, Nikolai Nikolai Gogol

-The Tin Drum
Grass, GünterGünter Grass

-The Devil to Pay in the Backlands
Guimarães Rosa, João João Guimarães Rosa

-Hunger
Hamsun, KnutKnut Hamsun

-The Old Man and the Sea
Hemingway, ErnestErnest Hemingway

-Iliad
Homer

-Odyssey
Homer

-A Doll's House
Ibsen, Henrik Henrik Ibsen

-Ulysses
Joyce, JamesJames Joyce

-Stories
Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka

-The Trial
Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka

-The Castle
Kafka, Franz Franz Kafka

-Shakuntala
Kālidāsa
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 9:28pm On Oct 04, 2014
Here is wikipedia's list:
-Things Fall Apart
Achebe, Chinua Chinua Achebe

-Fairy tales
Andersen, Hans ChristianHans Christian
Andersen

-The Divine Comedy
Alighieri, Dante Dante Alighieri

-Epic of Gilgamesh
Unknown

-Book of Job
Unknown

-One Thousand and One Nights
Unknown

-Njál's Saga
Unknown

-Pride and Prejudice
Austen, JaneJane Austen

-Le Père Goriot
de Balzac, HonoréHonoré de Balzac

-Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnamable , a trilogy
Beckett, Samuel Samuel Beckett

-The Decameron
Boccaccio, Giovanni Giovanni Boccaccio

-Borges, Jorge Luis Jorge Luis Borges

-Wuthering Heights
Brontë, EmilyEmily Brontë

-The Stranger
Camus, Albert Albert Camus

-Poems
Celan, Paul Paul Celan
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2014
Mayydayy:
now i just discovered i am yet to start reading booksi.i cant even boost of more thn five books here.i just bookmarked it.time to start buying.
Five?! Well, you've tried. Time to start buying? When you can download most for free online.
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
olayincar:
Why not... Even top10
Our problem are, we don't value wah we have.
I'm not disputing that. just asking if the book was worth it and you just confirmed that.
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LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 8:40pm On Oct 04, 2014
DikSin:
I've read just one: 1984-George Orwel
Now I know I got "99 problems" sad
Hahaha... if you say so. People will soon add to that '99 problems'. And hope you enjoyed 1984 too? One of my favorites. And.... just a guess. Was it JAMB that made you read 1984, twas on their syllabus last year
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 8:28pm On Oct 04, 2014
olayincar:
Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmale (The Forest of A Thousand
Demons ) by Chief Daniel O. Fagunwa

God is not one by stephen R. Prothero

Both are missing!
Hahaha! Ogboju what?! You think ogboju should make this list? Lol. It is well.
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2014
Emyemyberry:
where is the list? Maybe you can paste it also
lemme see if I can fish it out.
LiteratureRe: Top 100 Books Of All Time by missEmjay(op): 8:11pm On Oct 04, 2014
Emyemyberry:
I have watched 10,and read 13 from this list,inbetween,things fall apart,angels and demons,nothing last forever,should have made this list;my thought......more than half of the list are english authors,BBC IS BIASED!
Yea, you're right. I saw Things Fall Apart in another list.

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