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Expiry date is different from best before date. It is not advisable to eat or use any EXPIRED product. But, you can still eat a food after its best before date. BB(best before) only means the food/product was in its best condition b4 dat date. But after that date, it means the food is not as 'best' as it was. But I beg una, don't eat Anything after its expiry date.

bigblangston:
Intimidation,I condone not. Puttin naruto haters behind bars is my god given occupation. I'm waitin 4 ur festus keyamo

Heck! The government really needs to do sometin about unemployment. Just kidding. I hate naruto the same way yu don't like naruto haters. Its a free world so live and let die.

bigblangston:
for puttin naruto there,u deserved to be arrested.I'm comin wit d police soon

on what grounds? What are the charges? :-/ If you and set foot here, I'll sue you for intentional infliction of emotional stress, human right violation and wasteful use of the police force So grab a seat and stay put. I don't respond to threats, I make 'em

Here is a little leeway. Worst cartoons are welcome too. Mine are:
-Naruto- To the fans, I really don't know what's Special about this cartoon series
-Power Rangers- Okay, maybe I'm a lady girl and I'm not really into action, but seriously, I detest this cartoon.
-Ben 10- Same reason as above
-Spongebob- No comment
-Any other cartoons with poor animation and no intriguing story line.

-Kungfu Panda-(write your comment here)
-Penguins of Madagascar
-Madagascar
-Tom&Jerry
-Cars etc

I'll keep on writing more as the spirit leads. So, let the sharing begin!

Let's share our favorite cartoons, cartoon characters, songs and lines.
I have watched many a cartoons and loved most but my all time faves are:
-The Croods(if you haven't watched it, go and look for it. Awesome animation and funny cave beings)
-Wreck it Ralph- This is the best concept I've ever seen. Whoever wrote this cartoon deserve Oscar Awardssss.
-Frozen- Do you wanna build a snowman? Lovely...
-Lion King- Who doesn't remember Lion King? Favorite part is the 'Be Prepared' song. Best villain song ever. Reminds me of Severus Snape
-Ice Age
-Asterix and Obelix
-Turbo
-Rio- Hands down for this cartoon. Everytin is on point. I've got all the soundtracks

I love cartoons(and a whole lot of other things). I mean, in what other world would animals be able talk(Lion King et al) or objects like a big hammer be present in a rat's invisible pocket(Tom&Jerry) or a snail win a race with humans(Turbo) if not in CARTOON WORLD?

Samsonklin:
Please do u mean anytime u kiss ur broda, he grinds his teeth?

Hahaha! Seriously? That's not wat I meant. Was just using my bro's case as a metaphor to emphasize that you can't ask others to explain personal issues such as this. Like asking elephant why lion has so much hair

For the love of Cain! Only topics that concerns the general public should be making home page. What's this one again? All these questions sef...

why are kiss topics making front page these days? Besides, she's the only person that can answer your question. Just like me asking people why my brother grinds his teeth. Its a personal thing na

naturefellow:
kidding or not, I regard rural settings for great sunset or twilight photos. I often envisage a perfect and unspoiled landscape with A-shape rooftops flanked by on or two palm trees silhouetted against a beautiful evening. This scene I've described is popular among the works of some of our indigenous artists. I strongly hope to make these visions a reality very soon.
Thanks though!

Below is an evening photo taken with a BBZ10 yesterday.

This is simply breathtaking. Awesome.

naturefellow:
Nice shots! Mine shows afterglow at the end of an entire day, rainy, with no sunshine.

looks like a village setting just kiddin. nice shot. my best so far.

depends on the subject. Female teachers are gud at teaching language subjects, but I'll prefer practicals-related subjects to men. Especially maths.

irunobo2:
Repent! Repent!! Repent!!!

The lord is coming soon. The kingdom of God is at hand. Change your evils ways and stop all lustful acts. Repent once more or you rot in hell fire

This ur moniker sef... doesn't correlate with what you're preaching.

Cashio:
lil wayne-dwayne chukwuemeka carter
beyonce-beyonce chidinma knowles
R kelly-raymond kenechukwu okorie
nd many more..google still remains our undisputed frnd

Was this intended to be funny?

MsPat:
Kanye west- Kanye Abdul-Kamoru West
Craig David- Craig Adewale Kolapo-David

For your mind abi?

IfyAwazie:
Nice one. Oya, give us nigerian version.

Due to large demand, I have copied this post from another thread. Here is the Naija version:
Darey Art-Alade, real name.
GT da guitarman- Olaolu Olugbemiro Tokunbo
Olaolu Akingbogun
Sasha- Anthonia Yetunde Alabi
M.I-Jude Abaga
Olamide – Olamide Adedeji
Bouqui – Bukola Folayan
Brymo – Ashimi Olawale
D’banj-Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo.
Wizkid-Ayo Balogun.
IcePrince-Panshak Zamani.
Asa-Bukola Elemide.
Terry G-Gabriel Amanyi.
Jesse Jagz-Jesse Garba Abaga.
Banky W-Olubankole Wellington.
Eldee-Lanre Dabiri.
2face-Innocent Idibia.
Psquare-Peter and Paul Okoye.
Sauce Kid-Babalola Falemi.
Eva-Eva Alordiah.
Timaya-Inetimi Alfred Odom.
9ice-Abolore Adegbola Akande.
Davido-David Adedeji Adeleke.
Wande Coal-Ojoshipe Wande Jnr.
D Prince-Charles Enebeli.
Dr SID-Sidney Onoriode Esiri.
Stylplus-Shifi Emoefe, Tunde Akinsanmi and Zeal
Onyecheme.
Rugged Man-Michael Ugochukwu Stephens.
Skales-Raoul John Njeng-Njeng.
Mo’Cheddah-Modupe Ola.
Naeto C-Naetochukwu Chikwe.
Sould Sultan-Olanrewaju Fasasi.
Nigga Raw-Okechukwu Ukeja.
Original Poster: revomasta

MsPat:
Kim K- Kimberly Owojona Kardashian

Chai! But why na?

kennygee:
Lady Gaga has such beautiful names, what went wrong?

Lol. Two screws in her head went wrong. And her name... sounds kinda royal.

IfyAwazie:
And u think dey are complaining.

I think any normal parent should be concerned.

twaintoy:
Nigerians nko?

thats why this thread was created. Keep the names coming in.

rawpadgin:
just look @ the beautiful name miley's parents gave to her, little did they know that she would eventually turns out to be something else

God bless you o. From Destiny Hope to hopeless destiny.

stinggy:
missEmjay where's my name?

Are you a celebrity?

stinggy:
Really
She's ibo?

She's not. Its just wishful thinking on the guy's part. I guess Ne-Yo is Ibo and Nas is Yoruba.

Omitted:
Nicki Minaj Onika Maraj
2Chainz Tauheed Epps

Their public names and what their mommas named them
Aaliyah- Aeliyatt Dana Haughton
Adele- Adele Blue Adkins
Akon- Aliuane Badara Thiam
Ashanti- Ashanti Shaquoya Douglas
Muhammed Ali- Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.
Brandy- Brandy Ranyonda Norwood
Bow Wow- Shad Gregory Moss
Busta Rhymes- Trevor Tahiem Smith
Coolio- Artis Leon Ivey Jr.
Nicholas Cage- Nicholas Kim Coppola
Jackie Chan- Kong-Sang Chan
50 Cent- Curtis Jackson
Nat King Cole- Nathaniel Adam Coleman.
David Copperfield- David Kotkin
Miley Cyrus- Destiny Hope Cyrus
Dido- Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong
Snoop Dogg- Cordazer Calvin Broadus
Kirk Douglas- Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Dr. Dre- Andre Young
Bob Dylan Robert Zimmerman
Eminem- Marshall Mathers
Jamie Foxx- Eric Bishop
French Montana- Karim Kharbouch
Future- Nayvadius Cash
Lady Gaga- Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Whoopie Goldberg- Caryn Elaine Johnson
Hulk Hugan- Terry Jean Bollea
Jay Z- Shawn Corey Carter
Ja Rule- Jeffrey Atkins
Elton John- Reginald Kenneth Dwight
John Legend- John Stephens
Kesha- Kesha Rose Sebert
Alicia keys- Alicia Augello Cool
Larry King- Lawrence Harvey Zeiger
Ludacris- Christopher Bridges
Queen Latifah- Dana Owens
Jet Li- Li Lian Jie
Madonna- Madonna Louise Ciccone
Bob Marley- Nesta Robert Marley
Bruno Mars- Peter Gene Hernandez
Nas- Nasir Bin Olu Dara Jones
Nate Dogg- Nathaniel Dwayne Hale
Ne-yo- Shaffer Chimere Smith
Chuck Norris- Carlos Ray
Notorious BIG- Christopher George Latore Wallace
Pele- Edson Arantes do Nascimento
Katy Pery- Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson
Pitbull- Armando Christian Pere
Puff Daddy- Sean John Combs
Rihanna- Robyn Rihanna Fenty
Joan Rivers- Joan Sandra Molinsky
Tupac shakur- Lesane Parish Crooks
Stevie wonder- Steveland Judkins
Shania twaine- Eileen Regina Edwards
T.I- Clifford Joseph Harris Jr.
T Pain- Faheem Najm
The rock- Dwayne Johnson
Wiz khalifa- Cameron Thomaz
Tiger woods- Eldrick Woods
Malcolm X- Malcolm Little.

mayor007:
1. Stan 2. Lose Yourself. 3. If I Get Locked Up Tonight 4. HellBound feat J-Black and Masta Ace 5. Role Model.... Narrowing it down to just five is pretty unfair joor.

Lol. Yu can add more if you like

More of my favs:
Fast lane: Fast flows too
So bad
If I had
Rabbit run
Hailie's song
8 Mile
Yellow brick road
In short, I prefer his underrated songs to his popular ones.

Crixina:
Eminem rights my bad day.i relate to his songs in a way words cant explain.
Like someone rightly said I'm a big Stan of his.

Yea, me too. His lyrics are really deep and he doesn't rap nonsense

philtrum:
Love the way you lie pt2
Stan
No love (with lil Wayne)
Berserk
Lighter

I berserkly love berserk! I like love the way you lie pt2 also. Prefer it to pt1 and lighter's chorus by Bruno was great too

ToyinDipo:
Loool, that's Role model. I liiiiike that song, filled with humours.

yea, eminem has a gud sense of humour

ToyinDipo:
It's really difficult to choose top 10 Em's favourite song not to talk of 5, because he has a lot of great songs. However I may go with:

1. Sing for the moment
2. The way I am
3. Loose yourself
4. Stan
5. Role model

Don't yu wanna grow up to be just like me?