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BOMANY: Very useful tips, but needs one to have vision of what he/she needs otherwise should return to a pro like u

Thanks. Yea, have vision but keep it simple, return to a pro and pay for consultation. Lol. I give free advice tho

I like homesteady's signature: I'm that kind of friend who can do anything for
you, even hide a dead body for you. But in case u
want to diss me, just remember ...I KNOW HOW
TO HIDE A DEAD BODY!!
And djeezy's: you don't have to like me, I'm not a facebook status.

rioemmanuel: Same here bt we cant see yours.

Even if yu culd, its nothing Special.

Cool... I so much love the first one about a Mad man's brain

BOMANY: hi

nice advice. R u a designer, i mean a pro or just hobby

Hey, I work with a pro designer

grailer: ma five favs? hmmm ....ok

-superman
-stan!
-boy meets girl
-lighters
-find ur love

can listen to dem any day!!!!!

haven't heard of the last 3 u mentioned. Guess I hv to update my library

You are blessed OP. I support that guys should stop these especially numba 4(rush to collect a gal's numba). Its really silly.

MissMeiya: Don't worry about him dearie lol

Lol, I have to worry if they all keep walkin away o

fabiano09: Plz n plz,make sure u cry me an ocean lolz,u can wail if u wana,i would rilly luv dt hahaha

Lol... wat happened to ur chat-up lines? seems I'm too tough for yu yea?

mencade5: leave ini jare...so brace up to collect ur award soon.

Comments like this makes me wanna achieve the unachievable. Back to d topic, I multi-nominate mencade5 and missEmjay

fabiano09: The one to kill again abi,i just found my way lolzz

Hahahaha! Lol! *watches as he walks(or is it run) away while sobbing softly*

mencade5: most beautiful.*winks*

Lol. Talk of nominating Ini Edo for Grammy award

fabiano09: My dear its safety first before d Apple o,i dnt knw if ur a vampire,so i had to put on my ben johnson shoes.

Lol. Tot yu were lost in my eyes, now you're running. And for a minute, I tot I found 'the one'

mencade5: u need nomination too.


I nominate missEmjay

and dat will be for...?

RebelLeader15: Baby, the smile on your face is enough to resurrect the dead man under my legs

sorry o

fabiano09: Runs for my dear life,*dis sure is d wrong chick* lol

Hahaha! don't run... I don't bite wit 'em

mencade5: baby how far? Tanx

Not far at all. Right behind yu on this one *winks*

fabiano09: Do you have a map? I just keep on
getting lost in your eyes.

*blushes, then flash him my pair of teeth and clears throat*
That makes two of us dear

Here are my nominees:
Larrysun: best writer on nairaland
MizMyColy, MsSteph(been a while), MadCow et al: love their comments
DRealGeesam: reason best known to me
mencade5: ....
dickdastardly: for opening this thread

love number 8. Its a Cool way of saying 'you're an angel'

my heart skipped a teeny weeny bit the day I saw AbuMikey's pic... but errm, as to the wooing, to be done later

blackweaver: in my opinion they're not better. All the same i agree that they are probably more convenient so it's a free world, you do whatever you want

that's good. yu gave ur opinion. But generalising it and saying women wu use attachments hv low self esteem is wrong! Different strokes for different folks.

@kendrick93, Lol@big stan of him. and yea, his songs really help one wen one is down. one more thing I love bou him, apart frm his songs, is his diction. the way he pronounces some words is quite funny.

More:
-Be careful what you wish for(response to KJ-52's 'Dear Slim')
-Not Afraid (jolts me up everytime)
-My Name Is (Eminem is just crazy, with a gud sense of humour too)
-Rockbottom.
Eminem is just too much. Tight flows, touching lyrics. Wats more?

acenazt: 1:Sing For The Moment
2:Loose Your self
3:Like Toy Soldiers
4:Beautiful
5:Monster ft Rihanna

Hw culd I have forgotten 'Sing For The Moment'? I love 'Stan' too. Wu doesn't?

Name your 5 best Eminem songs. Mine are:
* Till I collapse(Nate's voice is awesome)
* Space found
* Berserk(awesome beat)
* Mockingbird
* Love the way you lie.
There's still more but share your top 5. Fans ONLY!
I must add:
* Beautiful Pain
*Guts over fear

some ladies might overdo it but you can't just go about, hating on all black women wu use artificial hair. ladies just opt for easier ways to keep their hair in shape is all

OdenigboAroli: Just another excuse to cover her inherent low self esteem and self hate. How embarrassing for you to come in here and tell us how much you hate the hair God gave you but turn around to whine when we tell you how pathetic and insecure you are. Keep giving excuses because thats all you have to argue with because you have no other reason to discontinue your white-worshipping.

About clothes ; Thats the most sorry and embarrassing defense ever made. People wear clothes to cover their bodies not because their skin is ugly ,unlike this shameless black woman I am quoting who openly tells everybody how ugly her hair is and how much she hates herself.
She hates herself so much she has to go buy fake hair to cover the beautiful hair that is unique which God has blessed her with. This is annoying and utterly disgusting.
H
Another hair hatted hooligan!

This is not about low self esteem, slavery or wateva. Ladies use these attachments and relaxers because it is BETTER than natural hair. It is not an insult to God at all. Y not eat raw rice because God created it like dat huh? humans just strive to make things beta and easier hence d need for relaxers which help to soften hair, and attachments which helps those that don't have long hair. If yu say we don't like how God created us, then stop eatin cooked Beans since God created raw Beans. Hypocrisy!

Overbearing

Baddestguyp: op, from ur previous topics, you've never made front page, so how'll u advise others on how to

I might(keep in mind dis is a new moniker but I've been on nl for a while under a diff moniker) not have done but I know. Afterall, Science is d knowledge of 'things' and technology is d application of dat knowledge. I've got the Science and I want to share it.

Bonus
+ WRITE SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL Hey, I don't mean something like 'Women are useless breed' or anything that's gonna cause dispute. But something that triggers different schools of thoughts will definately attract more comments as people will want to share their opinion. That's why topics like 'hot or not' or 'Who wore it better' make homepage. But be subtle, as you wouldn't wanna open your topic and view 8 pages of curses, abuses and insults.