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I dedicate ''goodbye my lover "to ..................

kd is a good place to be..especially food items very cheap but the issue is when you find ursef posted to their villages it won't b fun anymore but saving wil be much easier for u...

sweetboiy:
sharrapp...na u de pay my skul fees?

don't take it on a personal level..just a two way thing u take it or leave it.....

it shows u are man enough...

Cutehector:
Such a virgin.

lolz

u better face ur studies....carry overs can be ur best pal even when you claim ur intelligent

she is a friend isn't xo coming with her car shouldn't be an issue

avent gotten the ansa yet

that's just the truth.in every relationship communication matters a lot..I remember back in my uni days there was this friend of mine she was telling me that it have been almost a week her bf called her last,,chai I was like u sure you guys are really dating and she said she is hundred percent sure about it..relationship shouldn't lack communication because that is the bed rock of all good relationship...

michymeg:
Shea butter is my only moisturiser, I only use it at night though, I eat lots fruits, drink lots of water and stay in the sun a lot but I haven't noticed any darkening.

same here too but skin differs

the man no dull himself but na the stomach I pity...

not when u find ursef in an environment with harsh weather condition

MyLady11:
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d pix made my day CNT stop laffing

MrFlavvor:
to the best of my knowledge, clap him has never been used.

never heard of clap him either just viewing out my opinion

nawah oooo...this world is turning to some thing else

d most common one being use is clap for him

me appreciate cologne

Toks2008:
LOL!

The truth is that every lady should know what she is getting into and if both of you are really close,you can actually decide to see it live and does not mean he will grab you but if the lady is the timid type, she can still stylishly know.

Many guys should understand that in most cases,when a lady says i do in holy matrimony, she is actually saying i do 70% to that thing and any other thing is 30%,that is why you see some ladies saying"i justy love him" even when the guy no be am in terms of other aspects and this is what makes a rich madam follow okada man.

This is one thread lalasticlala obviously refused to put on f page and i still wonder why.lol!

no mind him

Toks2008:
How will you feel if a lady asks you to tell her the size and condition of your manliness?

Oh i guess you will give her that "olosho" look as it seems to be a taboo for a lady to ask such questions from a man especially when she is considering settling down with him in a no sex before marriage affair....interesting.

Lets think for a second...do you think we are fair to these ladies who are not expected to cheat on their hubbies.even if they marry men whose J.T is not functioning or either too big for comfort or not big enough to satisfy them in bed i guess they are just expected to cry in silence and act as if all is good..how unfair.

How selfishly convenient it is for a guy who can just look at a lady and see if she has what he wants as regards sexual endowments.
We're used to hearing the kind of despicable “guy talk” that evaluates women according to their bra size or even … interior dimensions — but not so much women. I think this is grossly unfair on our ladies.

It will be surprising for many to know that some ladies just cant handle anything above 6inch due to the morphology of their organs while some ladies would rather not marry than be with a man below 5inches or one that has erectile problems and yes we know shits happen and a man full of life can have health issues after marriage but that is a totally different ball game.

So when you meet a man,rather than go into premarital sex just to know what he has down there,please let go of your timidity and save yourself from possible unpleasant situation after marriage by asking him just to know what to expect.

And for those who are very curious about the functionality i guess a deep embrace should kick up the thing or if possible let him show you the thing...seeing it is not a sin as long as you don't go the extra mile of committing fornication with him.

Sexual satisfaction is very very vital to ladies even when they don't express it out and when a lady says "i do" to any man,they are actually saying i do to that thing down there so they deserve to know the size and condition of what they will be saying "i do" to and apparently what they will live with for the rest of their lives without necessarily committing adultery.

Hope this makes sense

for me o. no dulling becos I must know the size

alexistaiwo:
wetin dis one dey talk again

wetin u want make I talk..u want advise and I gave you one

invite her over for deliverance because she definitely needs one.

back then my dad have one big bunch of keys.anytime u offend him u will just hear the sound of the keys on your head'chai' after that the rest of the day will b spent inside the toilet ..

Elcapo:
Okay Gba Mi O! I saw a Notification from MTN that reads....."your account is too low n you are having #87 remaining, if you need more airtime kindly DIAL *322*214*AMOUNT# ", which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *322*214*1000# and I got credited of #1000 airtime and I was happy that MTN IS IN a big TROUBLE. I never knew that I was going for my doom, So l continued dialling until I got credited of #45,000, I was in jubilation and I wanted to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN.... It said... "You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME through your GTB (BANK) ACCOUNT", shortly after the msgs came in, I started seeing the most annoying and terrifying Part of it, which was text msgs from my GTB (BANK) that the sum of #45,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT. Ever Since yesternight My body system has not been the same. Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now oooo.... Ema gbami ke !!!!pls wetin I wan use 45k airtime do?? And I need money pass FEDERAL GOVERNMENT #Gbese re o...

lolzz..CNT stop laffing

it make sense now

I did ooo..CNT forget those good days

no mind them....they are all the main reason Nigeria is depreciating every day by day..

all is well

that is what they call true love....

children of this 21st century are really enjoying... life made easier

seconded the FTC

yea women are complicated.... lolz were just a special being created by God..

lolzzzz