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skysol: Skysol nii confarm news nii oau nonii....4rm a .....source......beyound all resonable doubt:::::
but its a dream ohhh i dnt knw weda its real





oau has finally updated her admission processess and accomodation stuff in its portal....

TOSIN ACCA: For those with a flair for english:
Part or all of the following sentence is underlined; beneath the sentence are five ways of phrasing the underlined material. Select the option that produces the best sentence. If you think the original phrasing produces a better sentence than any of the alternatives, select choice A:


Since William the Conqueror in 1066, every British sovereign has been crowned in Westminster Abbey except Edward V and Edward VIII, *neither of them were crowned*.
Nb: the * sign represents the underlined part.

(A) neither of them were
(B) neither were
(C) neither of whom was
(D) with neither being
(E) with neither who had been

jayjam: "The solubility of a gas is directly proportional to the partial pressure of the gas above the solution" SAYS WHO?

tayyibb: Dont let us dull ourself joo. Let keep things moving b4 resumptn... Biology now surface...PHRAGMOPLAST is associated with mitosis takn place in which organism A, plant B, animal

Sir mikky: Who's hiding posts, and why?
@Miss law,kk...is any other state's liaison office there at Adewale Odeku?

Sir mikky: That was why I said ''if not all, 90%'' cos when i got to the beach en asked of that of Ogun, I was told that they've moved to Ikeja. Did you eventually get them at Ade Odeku?
@humbleboyy...nt rili but I have 75% conviction it would be at Ikeja.

Sir mikky: If not all, 90%

Olastep1: JUST CONFIRMED




Freshers

are

hereby

informed



that



Registration


will


start


on



........

*sipping garium tetraoxosulphate*

Olastep1: JUST CONFIRMED




Freshers

are

hereby

informed



that



Registration


will


start


on



........

*sipping garium tetraoxosulphate*

Hausa: AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY, heres an
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
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Why would a girl who claim to love you send u:
☑Boxers and expect a BB ?
☑ A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
☑ Singlet and expect iPAD2
☑ Cufflinks and expect Black berry porsche
☑ Nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner @ KFC
☑ Pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month yet we preach gender equality....
As a result of d observable injustice and inequality,
Τђe Boyfriends Association of Africa (BAA) in its 17th annual general meeting held yesterday at d Federal secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that it should be on a Trade by Barter(TB) basis. Hence, the format for this feb 14th coming in d next 16 days will be:
☑A singlet= Brassier.
☑A boxers= Pant (G-string, throng or Patanla).
☑A roll on= Perfume.
☑Cuff-links= Rubber band to tie her hair.
☑If she shows up at ur door empty handed, switch off your cable, tune to NTA for her to watch. ☑If she gives u flowers, give her mango leaf (afterall,d two are gotten from trees).
☑If she come for a dinner without money, take her to night vigil.
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The above statement has been signed by d president of d association and forwarded to all concerned bodies, especially to the senate committee on relationship and conflict resolution as our exchange rate this feb 14th.
We in honour of d above resolution, hereby suspend our lingering three weeks strike and use d opportunity to urge our loving girlfriends to prepare for d lovers day.
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Signed:
Chairman BAA!
PS......If you are married, this doesn't apply to you and your spouse because you are all expected to have an understanding.
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thanks

TOSIN ACCA: Vocabulary question of the day:
Ade Oniresi was a(n) ........ fighter: he inspired fear in many of his opponents.
A. Impetuous
B. Serene
C. Malleable
D.Redoubtable
E. Insipid
HINT: The information after the colon describes the meaning of the word(i.e answer)
ANSWER THIS AS IF YOU WERE IN AN EXAM HALL.THEREAFTER GO CHECK THE DICO.

tobechi20: Y is my name not there

biggiesoft: i woz talkin about ma sec.skul nah did i mention oau? nawa oo..

manmustwac: LUV U TO MISS LAW

skysol: i swear no b d@ 1 dae do me....ha wen u wnt 9ja 2 win dem go loose nd wen u wnt dem 2 loose dem go win...am dead mhen

SupremeKHIS: I Psychic(ed) Hausa and Miss Law on this Tread about their Unrealistic believe in SUPER EAGLES and they and a few others fell for it, thinking I'm just being a critic and a pessimist, not knowing I was actually Enjoying God's Favour on The Eagles and indeed want to hear how Devoted and Optimistic they are about them, I said two or three days ago that i will continue Psychicing until God is Glorified and NOW I'M GLAD TO LET YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS PROUD OF THE SUPER EAGLES ANYTIME, ANYDAY,EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT DOING WELL, I JUST BONE IT. AND TONIGHT, LET THE DRUMS ROLL, COS MY GOD, MY OWN FATHER IS GLORIFIED OVER NIGERIA AND ITS FOOTBALL TEAM. HALLELUYAH......

Olastep1: u wan make i arrange 4 u, huh? I think u shud tel me d sizes u want.... But if u want anyone, i no fit shout o. I can even dash u miss law n this Toni or God'sbeloved.

....no be me talk am o o o o o

Olastep1: latipez or iya amoru?

Olastep1: latipez or iya amoru?