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HATERS
.....ARE YOU WATCHIN

cloaked: ....me sef wan see ur pix o!...4 proper confirmation!...*smiling in espanol*

kuekuekye......smilin in spanish

Yhemit: D octopus ^ NIG 2 vs CIV 1 >Ft

yea SUPER EAGLES ALL D WAY
cnt wait to watch d match

Hausa: can i see ur pix? U wont be dat slim, i doubt much

well i am...
....but nt pencil.....

[quote author=Brand_new]Na wa for this Chinese people o! If this happens in Naija mehn, the funeral don scatter be that.[/quote]DAT a lie
so re u telln me u hvnt heard of stuff lyk dis bfore in 9ja....infact hv witnessd wu died nd ws almost buried bt she woke up,4yrs aftr she died again bt woke up again wen d burial ws bout to take place,bt d third tym she.died

Dis is crazyyy

urrrrrr MORNING to evryone....hv been so addicted to OAU,gotta clear my brain kos dis days i hardly do anythin dt dos nt involve a OAU.
*jogging things*
u all hv a nyc nd wondrful day

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]DO YOU KNOW?
The present VC, Prof Idowu Bamitale Omole, a Prof. of Inter-Rel. Appointment, took effect from June 24, 2011 and his tenure will expire in 2016.[/quote].......YES... ..

Teaser4: it can take weeks ,it depends...,not a day

ok....nd tnx

Teaser4: Good morning friends...

morning.....pls reply

@teaser jst notice sumtn on ur post ' 3 to 4hrs PER DAY'.Are u telln me d registration wil take days.... nt a day

Teaser4: Things you will need for registration.
Registration is damn stressful,esp for guys,why? Cos those excos incharge of the process like gals,so they will allow gal to enter,even if she is not on the queue b4,I experienced it.
1.jamb admission letter
2.jamb original results
3.certificate of origin
4.original o'level results
5.confirmation of admission on the eportal.u Will print the page
6.e.reg slip, ur postjamb slip.the one with both jamb and post jamb results.
7.passports..like 40,u won't use everything
8.files and tags
9.confirmation of payments slip.when u pay tuitions.
10.stamina,cos u may stand for 3/4hours perday.
That's all for now,if I av any other info,I will share it.bye. Teaser4.
Welcome to Oba Awon University

STAMINA..
SO FUNNY

HMMMMM
13yrs.....
end of tym

THE MOST AMAZING ND ENCHANTIN TRIBE *****kwara state *****
nice 1iyaniwura

Yhemit: Wat d fu*k.i just check my admisson status on jamb website,teln not yet admtd.but my name dey on my faculty list....wat happn for God sake.

was it on d merit list or supp list..if it d latter den ma advice wud b 'patience'

Nairalane: absolutely incorrect. The eportal has been consistently incosistent. Its a syndrome we stalites cant even propose to solve. From nite till dawn,d sku locks the eportal. Dats why d portal shows error at midnite. The upgrade is not imminent at all lest u agigate uneccesarily. Once ur name is on jamb site, u re already admitted. Thats a precursor to the Oau upgrade. Just print 5 copies of that,5 copies of ur Certificate of birth, 5 copies of ur O level results,file jackets and strings, eat well enough in preparation for d screening whc begins on March 4. Expect d list upload towards mid or late february.

hmmmmm late feb
tnx for d info bro

Yhemit: > i think B is the correct ans.

i think it C

jayjam: THIS LGA ID PALAVA...imagine they asking me to speak fluently in my nativo lingua,also asking when my king was coronated,me wey they live for zamfara the interview session lasted for close to 30mins just for #700.JUST PREPARE,IT CAN BE TASKING

wat!!! native lang...
haaa since i ws born hv nver travl to ma state...jst hopin dey wnt ask me dis kinda questn

@binti dat ws funny ....pastor bintilaye

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]An Aside:
The Book of AFCON 13 v 1 - 12,
The pastor 4rm Toronto:-
1 And on that day when the Super Eagles had gathered in the burning bush against the Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi, the leader of the delegates gave directions to the people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what awaited him at Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto the heaven saying "My God, my God, please do not forsake me, give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those words, the Lord heard his cry, and the Holy Spirit descended on the burning bush in the south of Africa where the men had gathered and said to Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the lord and ran into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians. and behold, a defender of the Ethiopian Army brought him down and caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened, Keshi knew that the lord had heard his prayers and used Moses to cause a big scare for the Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears to the voice of the spirit and hid the commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto Moses again, saying "Moses,play ye the ball into the left corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses had done this, the Eagles recorded their first goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard box again and caused another great scare in the defense of the Ethiopians which made the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him unwisely and got a red card from the Moroccan Judge of the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the people could see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi knowing the way of the spirit, said unto Moses"because the lord had used you to deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands of the deadly Ethiopians, you shall go forth again and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it, Moses brought down the Armies of the Ethiopians by placing the ball beyond the reach of the make-shift goal keeper who the Ethiopians had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi saw this things, he became jealous and said in his heart "see this small boy,for him mind, e go dey think say him play pass me now because say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I go soon do am watin drogba do Torres. Then him eye go clear."
11 And when the draws were made, it was said that the Super eagles of Nigeria would go to war again with the eagles of Ivory coast, where Drogba the son of Didier was captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen heard these words, he cried unto heaven and said "My God, My God, Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty, else the lord send a Prophet.[/quote]

Bolaji25: Pick her up from her place then drive to 3rd mainland bridge.park on the middle of the bridge come out of the car while other cars are on top speed then u kneel down by her side n reassure her of how u fee l about her.then give her a nicely wrapped bag of pure water!# Gbam #

abeg no kil me wit lafter...
lmao

wow...
Dey luk so real

[quote author=Hausa]nigeria 2 v ethiopia 0...moses (2) pks.
Nice game. Proud of d nigerian team.
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but....
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a fan nearly chopped off my 2 fingers while i was celebrating d first goal.
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bleeding things...at least, am glad we won[/quote DOS GUYS MADE US PROUD

SUPER EAGLES I LUV U ALL.........
Evn pple dat re jst deir to spit around d field e.g mikel

mrsough: Na Moses Na! But imagine if there's no penalty! Does that means we cannot score?

wat re u saying?
DID U WATCH D MATCH?
if u do ,u wil knw wat claim us d sec penalty

francescainnoce: mikel obi

ARE U SURE U WATCH D MATCH

while enyeama ws defndn ma hws lyk bevr b4.
TODAYS MATCH WS CLEAN ND NEAT.D REFREE HEAD SEF DEY DER

Obinnau: i didnt even watch it sef. Peeps How did it go?

heya u missd so teeee.
BRIEFLY:ma new bf b VICTOR MOSES muahhhhh

DIVORCE......i dnt knw y dat shud b in a hus nd wiv dictionary.
Diffrnt stories wu shud wil bliv.Abeg jst passn by nxt thread

GO SUPER EAGLES........
haters we aint givn u draw dis tym

[quote author=ayoyori]Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap. Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap.[/qunote]mr man b kulu temper
when d tym coms infact u cn print nd reprint nd reprint