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Travel / Re: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 6 by missmary(f): 12:10am On Apr 09, 2019
smiley smiley smiley

Newbie on this thread grin But I've read quite a lot here. Read a bit from a few other parts especially part one.

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Romance / Re: 25 Photos That Will Make You Cringe Every Time by missmary(f): 9:28pm On Aug 22, 2016
cool lemme chill.. . Is like hit wee be sweet small
Romance / Re: See This Traditional Igbo Inspired Pre-wedding Photo Shoot by missmary(f): 8:03pm On Aug 04, 2016
cry please why am I seeing his thighs.. . Cover ya thighs man
Romance / Re: Quest For True Love: How Many Tribes Have You Dated? by missmary(f): 7:59pm On Aug 04, 2016
1 sad, 2 lipsrsealed, 3 cool kiss wink cheesy grin yoruba boys... 1 cry, 2 cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry igbos.. cheesy cheesy cheesy


Da was how heet hapund
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Guys Send Me Messages When They Arent Sure If I Like Them by missmary(f): 8:58pm On Jul 29, 2016
undecided When they tell you the asun is not sweet.. . Don't you still try it!...
Romance / Re: Is These Butt Real?? See Photos Of A Girl’s Butt That Has Got People Talking by missmary(f): 4:23pm On Jul 09, 2016
grin people forget that their thighs match their butt...


Look like ya batty e a full a doodle... angry

Family / Re: "Sex On The First Date Led To This For Me" -Recently Married Woman Reveals. PICS by missmary(f): 12:20pm On Jul 09, 2016
grin After the hundreth guy abi?
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by missmary(f): 4:30pm On Jul 03, 2016
: angry Its Like the aunty is Spiritually stupid...Her brain is asthmatic ... grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Building Art Work Designed By A Nigerian Young Man.PICS by missmary(f): 6:38pm On Jun 29, 2016
Where is the talent abeg? undecided... A 200l polytechnic student can conctruct that... NEXT!
Romance / Re: U Need To See Toolz Shape On This Front Page by missmary(f): 3:37pm On Jun 27, 2016
grin Dear God we bless you for this gift to women called "WaistTrainer"

grin #TeamChopFufuInPeace
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back And I Don't Want Her by missmary(f): 9:40pm On Jun 25, 2016
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Romance / Re: REFINER : What A Beauty Queen Should Look Like ....(must See) by missmary(f): 11:27pm On Jun 24, 2016
undecided Somebody please... After this Competition.. Do they get signed or do they start their own support groups? ..
ExQueen ..wetin you do after you win finish?
Politics / Re: Fayose Threatens To Expose Those Who Funded His Election by missmary(f): 8:16am On Jun 23, 2016
He is everywhere! grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by missmary(f): 12:47am On Jun 23, 2016
I VOTE LANICKY

Cc:NLJega
Education / Re: Comfort Ekaette Inyang, BABCOCK Best Student: I Never Had A Boyfriend On Campus by missmary(f): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2016
I dunno when people will stop using relationships as a yardstick for measuring seriousness.. undecided

A guy partied for 4 years... He came out with first class( No help from anywhere)

If you know what you are doing..do it well..

Dont make life hard for us before our parents wee come and start shouting..
Oo gbodo ni boyfrnd kan kan..

We live different lives jare..

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Education / Re: Muslim Clerics At Osun School To Enforce Hijab On School Girls by missmary(f): 12:59pm On Jun 21, 2016
MKO4ever:

The true followers of Jesus always dress in Hijab
If Jesus christ himself was a woman, he would certainly dress in hijab, because his mother always dresses in Hijab.
Paul said in the book of Corinthian chapter 11 verse 5 that "Yes, if she refuses to wear a head covering, she should cut off all her hair! But since it is shameful for a woman to have her hair cut or her head shaved, she should wear a covering."


Chill bro...

The verse before that says
she should cover her HEAD
"WHEN SHE PRAYS OR PROPHESIETH"

Verse 15. Says ... Her hair is given to her as a covering. That means a woman who cuts her hair should cover up when shes praying or ministering...

But for those who have their long hair..it is to them as a covering
God bless.
Education / Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by missmary(f): 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2016
(Apostolic faith secondary School)
AFSS, is a citadel where God reigns
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Strike Strike the Iron.....


Complete am
Romance / Re: Reason Why People Post Unrelated Topics In The Romance Section by missmary(f): 8:49pm On Jun 10, 2016
ERCROSS:


Owk... are u writer ?

Hmmn.. Kinda
Romance / Re: Reason Why People Post Unrelated Topics In The Romance Section by missmary(f): 8:30am On Jun 09, 2016
ERCROSS:


I like that phrase when their pen bleeds Was it originally coined by u ?

Don't think so.
Fashion / Re: Photos Of A Very Dark And Beautiful Girl Making Guys Go Crazy!!! by missmary(f): 7:19pm On Jun 08, 2016
God.. See blended color... Visit me lord... Let my almond be original almond... I don't wany chocolate topping. embarassed


grin The Donald trump below me calling someone a racist... Kwantinue we know the father....

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Phones / Re: Twitter User Odinabarbie Charged N5,000 To Follow People Back by missmary(f): 7:21pm On Jun 05, 2016
Iamsynord:


Check out my new single Tonight ft Ybeez



DOWNLOAD HERE

1) Nice beats..but some lines have misappropriated beats, you might really need to check that next time.

2) Your really lyrics are good, not hot just okay... The body of your song is flat... It has no climax. There are songs like that but this doesnt comform to it.

#Justsaying

All in all..nice one

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Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by missmary(f): 10:02pm On Jun 02, 2016
Oho... shocked. Click like if you're loving this..
.Click share to tell jesus loves them.

I.pitch my tent.

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Romance / Reason Why People Post Unrelated Topics In The Romance Section by missmary(f): 7:21pm On Jun 01, 2016
Everyone holds a pen. Everyone wants to be heard when thier pens bleeds.

Most times people posts unrelated topics in the romance section.
Most times the original sections have no viewers..even if they do..they're very few that scale through.
Romance section has a large number of loyal viewers and no matter what you post, you get at least a comment( depending on the stupidity range tho).

When you see their topics, don't murder them, they're just looking for their target audience.


It isn't only romance that exists in this world.


Those that want to bash me. Your time starts now. The derailers are also welcomed. Awon were team, ekaabo, warlords your space has been booked, SBAON and NCAN

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Family / 5 Things You Did As A Child by missmary(f): 6:59pm On Jun 01, 2016
grin Those of your ready to bash... I might not be a full fledged adult but i've passed the kids stage.

Being a kid is soo much fun and it never fails to crack ribs when you remember your childhood.


Below are a few random ones I can relate to..

1) Gossiping about the uncle/aunty we never liked. grin i disliked my aunt with passion to the extent that we made a song about her and sang it round the compound after telling all the other kids her evil deeds.

2) Arguing about plate washing. I would rather sweep the compound than wash plates... embarassed It just had these anger to it, especially when you don't do it at the right time, while everyone is watching Tv, you'll be washing plates. cry

3) Daddy And Mummy. I guess we all know this part. wink cheesy

4) Screaming about the cloth you hate. We all had this one cloth our parents bought and we just smiled and thanked them, even faking a victory dance to the others. cryBut deep in our rooms we complained on how stupid and big the cloth was. embarassed embarassed

5) Sweeping the dirts under the carpets or chair. I totally did this. Our ears were trained to recognise our parents carhorn from a mile. Paaaaaa paaaaaaa- super sonic speed cleaning. grin grin grin


Feel free to add yours cool
Missmary

Cc: Royalroy, lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: SHOKING PICTURE: One-year-old boy develops pen!s of an adult by missmary(f): 9:05am On Jun 01, 2016
grin I cannot gaan look small child sonething O
Romance / Re: I Ask A Girl Out She Say She Did Not Went Me What Will I Do Next. by missmary(f): 10:17pm On May 31, 2016
Really?

Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by missmary(f): 9:31pm On May 31, 2016
angry See them o

grin Derailers Association of Nigeria (DAN)
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by missmary(f): 9:05pm On May 31, 2016
AirSultan:
my chairman, you no vex pass me angry



missmaryangry

Warisit
Romance / Re: If A Girl's Mother Is Promiscuous, Will She Also Be Promiscuous? by missmary(f): 8:46pm On May 31, 2016
50:50 She might and she might not.
Romance / Re: 19 Years Old Ashawo Spotted On Facebook Group ( See Screeshots) by missmary(f): 8:28pm On May 31, 2016
undecided some y'all just screaming "my country's economy"
Ain't y'all still broke asses! .
Romance / 10 Types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely Meet by missmary(f): 8:23pm On May 31, 2016
grin O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee

Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are:

1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o. cheesy

2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c sad When the posts gets to FP they'll suddenly come up with a effective speech.

3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names. grin

4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" .

5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? undecided Like seriously dude?

*Modified* *SpecialEdition*

6) Those who always claim threads are stupid and full of trash but when you get to their profiles and view their topics.. Oh Lawd Have Mercy... Una know una sef. undecided

7) The End Time Crew. Everything is of the endtime. Endtime soap, endtime president, endtime yellow garri, endtime nairaland. .na wa for una o.. Endtime post, endtime comment, endtime nose.. Chei!

cool The Derailers. They derail faster than sonic speed. Its in their blood, like thw guy asking for sagem charger below. grin

9) The Emojians(lemme put it that way).. Their post is a simple emoji that'll leave you feeling stupid for the rest of the week.. Faces like undecided undecided undecided

10) Fake A*s N. Thay can form story ehn! My sister is a virgin but she gave birth,.. Bia...Your sister is mary? Her husband beat her and then burnt her spleen with iron... Hell to the No.

11) The Quoters. They can quote anything. They'll even quote a full stop mark. The worst ones are those who quote the whole post angry...Like seriously? undecided We already know your comment is in reference to the topic, don't you have a "cut" option or the delete button. undecided
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Feel free to add yours
Missmary cool

Hala Nairaland

Cc: farano, rocktation, lalasticlala

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Nairaland / General / 5 types Of Nairalanders You'll Definitely See by missmary(f): 8:13pm On May 31, 2016
[i] grin O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee

Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are:

1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o. cheesy

2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c sad

3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names. grin

4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" .

5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? undecided Like seriously dude?



Feel free to add yours
Missmary cool

Hala Nairaland

Cc:lalasticlala, r231, Freiburger [i/]

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