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![]() Newbie on this thread But I've read quite a lot here. Read a bit from a few other parts especially part one. |
lemme chill.. . Is like hit wee be sweet small |
1 , 2 , 3 yoruba boys... 1 ![]() Da was how heet hapund |
When they tell you the asun is not sweet.. . Don't you still try it!... |
people forget that their thighs match their butt...Look like ya batty e a full a doodle... ![]()
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After the hundreth guy abi? |
: Its Like the aunty is Spiritually stupid...Her brain is asthmatic ... ![]() |
Where is the talent abeg? ... A 200l polytechnic student can conctruct that... NEXT! |
Dear God we bless you for this gift to women called "WaistTrainer" #TeamChopFufuInPeace |
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Somebody please... After this Competition.. Do they get signed or do they start their own support groups? ..ExQueen ..wetin you do after you win finish? |
He is everywhere! ![]() |
I VOTE LANICKY Cc:NLJega |
I dunno when people will stop using relationships as a yardstick for measuring seriousness.. ![]() A guy partied for 4 years... He came out with first class( No help from anywhere) If you know what you are doing..do it well.. Dont make life hard for us before our parents wee come and start shouting.. Oo gbodo ni boyfrnd kan kan.. We live different lives jare.. |
MKO4ever:Chill bro... The verse before that says she should cover her HEAD "WHEN SHE PRAYS OR PROPHESIETH" Verse 15. Says ... Her hair is given to her as a covering. That means a woman who cuts her hair should cover up when shes praying or ministering... But for those who have their long hair..it is to them as a covering God bless. |
(Apostolic faith secondary School) AFSS, is a citadel where God reigns . , , , Strike Strike the Iron..... Complete am |
ERCROSS:Hmmn.. Kinda |
ERCROSS:Don't think so. |
God.. See blended color... Visit me lord... Let my almond be original almond... I don't wany chocolate topping. The Donald trump below me calling someone a racist... Kwantinue we know the father.... |
Iamsynord:1) Nice beats..but some lines have misappropriated beats, you might really need to check that next time. 2) Your really lyrics are good, not hot just okay... The body of your song is flat... It has no climax. There are songs like that but this doesnt comform to it. #Justsaying All in all..nice one |
Oho... .Click share to tell jesus loves them. I.pitch my tent.
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Everyone holds a pen. Everyone wants to be heard when thier pens bleeds. Most times people posts unrelated topics in the romance section. Most times the original sections have no viewers..even if they do..they're very few that scale through. Romance section has a large number of loyal viewers and no matter what you post, you get at least a comment( depending on the stupidity range tho). When you see their topics, don't murder them, they're just looking for their target audience. It isn't only romance that exists in this world. Those that want to bash me. Your time starts now. The derailers are also welcomed. Awon were team, ekaabo, warlords your space has been booked, SBAON and NCAN |
Those of your ready to bash... I might not be a full fledged adult but i've passed the kids stage.Being a kid is soo much fun and it never fails to crack ribs when you remember your childhood. Below are a few random ones I can relate to.. 1) Gossiping about the uncle/aunty we never liked. i disliked my aunt with passion to the extent that we made a song about her and sang it round the compound after telling all the other kids her evil deeds.2) Arguing about plate washing. I would rather sweep the compound than wash plates... It just had these anger to it, especially when you don't do it at the right time, while everyone is watching Tv, you'll be washing plates. 3) Daddy And Mummy. I guess we all know this part. ![]() 4) Screaming about the cloth you hate. We all had this one cloth our parents bought and we just smiled and thanked them, even faking a victory dance to the others. ![]() 5) Sweeping the dirts under the carpets or chair. I totally did this. Our ears were trained to recognise our parents carhorn from a mile. Paaaaaa paaaaaaa- super sonic speed cleaning. ![]() Feel free to add yours ![]() Missmary Cc: Royalroy, lalasticlala |
I cannot gaan look small child sonething O |
Really?
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See them o Derailers Association of Nigeria (DAN) |
AirSultan:Warisit |
50:50 She might and she might not. |
some y'all just screaming "my country's economy" Ain't y'all still broke asses! . |
O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are: 1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o. ![]() 2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c When the posts gets to FP they'll suddenly come up with a effective speech. 3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names. ![]() 4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" . ![]() 5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? Like seriously dude?*Modified* *SpecialEdition* 6) Those who always claim threads are stupid and full of trash but when you get to their profiles and view their topics.. Oh Lawd Have Mercy... Una know una sef. ![]() 7) The End Time Crew. Everything is of the endtime. Endtime soap, endtime president, endtime yellow garri, endtime nairaland. .na wa for una o.. Endtime post, endtime comment, endtime nose.. Chei! ![]() The Derailers. They derail faster than sonic speed. Its in their blood, like thw guy asking for sagem charger below. ![]() 9) The Emojians(lemme put it that way).. Their post is a simple emoji that'll leave you feeling stupid for the rest of the week.. Faces like ![]() 10) Fake A*s N. Thay can form story ehn! My sister is a virgin but she gave birth,.. Bia...Your sister is mary? Her husband beat her and then burnt her spleen with iron... Hell to the No. 11) The Quoters. They can quote anything. They'll even quote a full stop mark. The worst ones are those who quote the whole post ...Like seriously? We already know your comment is in reference to the topic, don't you have a "cut" option or the delete button. ![]() . Feel free to add yours Missmary ![]() Hala Nairaland Cc: farano, rocktation, lalasticlala |
[i] O great Nairaland... We Hailed Thee Lately we've been seeing kind of people on this mighty land...My favourite types of nairalanders are: 1) The Fighters. If words were knives, lots of nairalanders would have been dead. Their words are bigger than their mouths. Sadly some of our best e-war lords have retired..(pple like D n some other pple). I didn't say anything o. ![]() 2) The Space bookers. They can book space even on the moon. No chill at all. They book space with things like"hmn, . , ...., Oh. e.t.c ![]() 3) NCAN. They know themselves. They will never comment till they see the names. ![]() 4) The Buhari blamers. This set of people always have one thing or the other to blame buhari for..."My garri did not swell, see what buhari has done in this country", "my clothes did not dry , see what buhari has caused" . ![]() 5) The "Who you Epp" train. This people never see anything good in anything. News: I just gave birth, them: who giving birth Epp? Like seriously dude?Feel free to add yours Missmary ![]() Hala Nairaland Cc:lalasticlala, r231, Freiburger [i/] |
But I've read quite a lot here. Read a bit from a few other parts especially part one.
lemme chill.. . Is like hit wee be sweet small
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When they tell you the asun is not sweet.. . Don't you still try it!...
