₦airaland Forum

Mr P, with the vibes...

Kudos sir.

SixSeven:
You just proved my point Ms That One

Ok

daniwise:
We nor go let una rest o

Well sha , that one na wahala for who turn Tots to Machine.....

Me I dey pleasure myself and I dey okay.

SixSeven:
Which masturbation is life? That's incognito sex

It reminds me of dog or animal lovers who claim to love animals and can die for them ahead of humans. What they don't tell us is their dominant personality and narcissistic control is what is quiet. Animal no fit talk or fight back, e go obey him oga. Ditto intimacy gadgets.

This one always reading to reply and not understand....

Oga what is Narcissistic about this......
Narcissism is basically about control..

I try to F myself, who I dey try dominate and control?.

I detest men enough for me to have S.I with them, ill rather be with a woman than a man ..
G.O

spafu:
I respect your choice of having your "Local Government Headquarters" serviced via va cucumber or Love Machine - none of which can effectively take the place of a real Executive Chairman.
As for your fellow women whom you were speaking for, they can attest to the fact that most men are no longer after their horney pot, as they are after crafting a life for themselves. For such men, s.ex is a overrated,

Most men are no longer honey pots ke...
Very laughable...

When do men start caring so much for women that they want them to have a better life abi no be the same Patriachal men we dey see everyday so ....

spafu:
E go rest if you want it to rest but can you stay off it been serviced?

I was only speaking for my fellow women, been more than a year without mating with a man, Masturbation is life, its safer and sweeter for me ....
.eseun gan

Chai, abeg make our Tots rest ooo we beg u

EDGEof2MORO:
naija bank wey say make you trust dem

Omo this one enter ooooo.....

Suntrust but we cant trust them with our funds😁

Tenrack:
you go dull wella frl o.

That one na for your mama (dead or alive)

We4all:
Whoever coined words like mother-in-law, Father-in-law...etc.. did people dirty. These in-laws are more of your enemy than your friend. You can hardly count on them for anything because they don't regard you as family. That noun should be banned!

What word should be used to describe them?

Lok, never heard the name of this bank, maybe cos I stay in a cave.

Tenrack:
Omo which kind lame take be this? How you dey compare human hair extension with a novel invention like the mobile phone and internet?

..

Go Siddon put for some where..

Lame take ko, Lime Make ni...

Ozuor

DoWhatThouWilt:
Dear Ladies,

The style in picture A is beautiful. Nobody is disputing that.

What we want you to UNDERSTAND is that the style in picture B is also beautiful and most of us prefer it because it brings out your true facial beauty, it is culturally familiar and it evokes nostalgia.

It has nothing to do with being broke.

Stop using a mobile phone, stop using modern days technological equipments, stop using the internet, these things are culturally familiar and they evoke nostalgia.....

Our forefathers didnt get to use them, so lets stick with the culture.

LadyExcellency:
Sperm and ovary. Then the Spirit of God gives it a never dying Soul. The Soul possesses the conscience like no other animal, where the survival of the fittest is the supreme law, unlike humans, where intelligence leads to better networth, and conscience gives you character and self-worth.

Prove it.....

MrSword:
Where do people go when they die?
Omo this life eeh

Where do people come from when they're birth?

Jakarta:
There are levels to everything where your own end, Na there another person own start. Ordinary man go see chatting with Davido as big thing, same thing Davido go feel chatting with Ronaldo, same thing Ronaldo go feel chatting with Trump.

Trump go feel same thing chatting with who?maybe Putin

SamuraiXXX:
Why are you taking it so personally?

Because most men take it personally too ooooo

saintopus:
We're not asking you to shoulder the family responsibilities, all we are asking is little sacrifice, cooking gas got finished, so you won't cook, though you're working, maggi got finished, you wait for the man!
Haha! It's not right!
And when you tried buying maggi or filling the gas as at when your husband did not have anything, is it why you should insult and disrespect him?

No wonder, some one once said, if a Nigerian wife starts to make money, the first person she demonstrates her money is to insult her husband.
If a man has money the first thing that comes to his mind is how to make the family happy.
See, most married Indian women in UK and US earn far more than their husband, more especially in ICT industries but you will never hear an Indian woman insulting the husband or use derogatory words on her husband because she earn a bigger salary than the husband.
If shared responsibilities makes you to disrespect your husband, then be ready too for the consequences.
For now in Nigeria, a broken marriage favours the man more than the woman.
Please don't forget this when you start to share responsibilities with your partner.
I repeat, a failed marriage favours the man more than the woman in Nigeria currently!

A failed marriage favours man than the woman........ that one na for woman wey put children matter for head ...

I say again, if a man wants shared responsibilities financially....
Then he should expect shared responsibilities, house chores wise and family wise..

If you want respect, give me respect, if you want me to treat your family right, reciprocate same gestures and don't you ever expect that ill be licking the feet of your family members just to have a place in the home hubby and I both paid for ..

You can't eat your cake and have it ....
If you want us to treat marriage the ways of our forefathers, then carry the home responsibility 100% , make we see who body go tell for this economy When u no be dangote and otedola...

Everybody go dey alright at the end ..

greggng:
So those travelling bag there are jokes ? Do we always focus on tne negatives?

Bucket isnt a negative na

RealityKings1:
A regular person wants to be like you and live like you

Im a regular person, I want his money and not his fame

franchasng:
To you it's adventurous, to me, its dangerous.


If I had my way, God knows I will never board any aeroplane. If I was a President, I will break the record of the first President that never traveled outside his country.

Fear lives in you.....
Perish it bro

Mariangeles:
Pilots are gods.

It takes a whole different level of guts to be a pilot.

Pilots and soldiers that go to war.....
Both are in thr same category IMHO

saintopus:
With the coming in of Gen Z, men are now pushing for shared responsibility in marriage, it's not like before again!
That's the reason behind the sparks and fireworks that causes the collapse of most marriage.
For now, most ladies in Nigeria go into marriage for survival reasons and not because of companionship and love.

Men are pushing for shared responsibilities, but still demanding respect and submission to both them and their families

Cheap hypocrites .....

FreeStuffsNG:
You lack comprehension skills if you could type this and still do not know that you are showing how ignorant you are.

They are not inducted as barristers so why bear the title? Someone up there is already confusing it with being inducted as an Architect or Pharmacist. The lawyer was not inducted as a barrister but as twin professional obligations that do not even imply professional titles because you can be in one court room and be doing the job of a barrister and go to the next courtroom to do the job of a solicitor! Someone like you will kuku bear the title Barrister-Solicitor. Smh.

Please Kindly enlighten the forum on the duties of a Barrister and Solicitor respectively 🙏🙏

Edakun

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.
You are getting more confused by relating it to engineering.

Is a programmer being called software engineer compared to a Pharmacist who the law demands he or she bears a title to discharge responsibilities?

Why will the Pharmacist wear the white coat with name yet no title and you expect patients to believe they are being attended to by a Pharmacist? You think it is for emtertainment, ba.

And how will an Architect finish a drawing without his title on the drawing that can be copied and pasted? If the title is irrelevant then you are ignorant niyen.

I have enlightened you. It is not by force to comment on what you don't know. No lawyer was inducted as barrister or licensed with such title.

Going by this submission, how will a lawyer wear a white shirt and collar with a name and you expect clients to believe theyre been attended to by a Barrister😂

Nwaikpe:
Nigerians just like titles.

It shouldn’t be so. Same as these ones:
1. Architect
2. Barrister
3. Pharmacists
4. Builder
5. Urban and Regional planner
6. Surveyor
7. Nurse
Etc.

The fact that you spent 5 years or 6 years in school doesn’t confer on your course a “professional” status.

That’s a privilege for specifically Medical Doctors and Engineers. The reason why they are called that is because the society places a level of responsibility on their knowledge and so must distinguish them by reason of that.

Abeg exclude Engr from the list, especially Engr that finished from Nigerian University....

Doctors I understand but Engr na wash for my eye

Newsmills:
Most of our professors are not willing to upgrade,making the system boring and monetisation of promotions is another addition of sodium chloride to sores.

Sodium Chloride heals sores faster

Laple0541:
You obviously do not know Iran. They will not attack you if you don’t attack them or partner someone to attack them. Beg Israel to attack them first then you will see Iran’s response. Don’t forget the last last Israel attacked them, Netanyahu had to beg Trump to plead to Iran for a seize fire!

When Isreal's war with Hamas/gaza was still still hot, who tried to attack Isreal first??

You probably didnt follow the news then

codemaniacs:
if they do not have well to do parents and if they do not have a high paying job of at least ₦500,000 ₦800,000 per month salary then yes they should leave the child with the father's family.

in Nigeria there are no government created safety nets for anyone so let the father or if the father has passed away like this case, keep the children and take care of them..

most conpanies you see around have foundation are NOT based on fraud..

Ok

lecowas:
Hahaha. Seems Israel is looking for every reason to rejoin the war. See them taunting Iran

Omo this statement by Katz sweet me die....

and we made it absolutely clear: if Israel comes under fire, we will strike back with full force,” ..

Omo this one enter ajeh....Make them strike if body no go tell them....😁😁

codemaniacs:
you are not the woman.

the woman already had her ex-husband's father arrested and the rest of the family won't take it well with her on that note..

women need to chase ownership of companies and collaborations with each other not just careers because majority of careers won't make them naira millionaires..

walking around Lagos and seeing pregnant women coming from work without cars tells me that most women in Lagos are not prepared for financial independence and Lagos is a commercial center so that means the situation of women in other states is much worse...

the ex-husband's family should take care of the children and the woman should not try to use the children against the family...

both the ex-husband's family and woman are most likely struggling in this bad economy. they have to sort themselves out before it consumes them...

Na so companies easy to chase

Career sef no easy to chase talk more of company, i put it to you that most conpanies you see around have foundation based on fraud (but we are not ready for that discussion),

Look at the scenario of the pregnant working woman coming from work you gave earlier..

So you mean a woman will go to work, take the risk to birth and care for a child and when bad situations happen, you expect her to dump her children to your gender's family cos na them get the children

Think again man, think❗

codemaniacs:
we are all adults in my family..

so when my father dies whatever he owns will go to his children automatically since we are adults there won't be extended family interference.. and our mum is almost 70 years old..

in the widow's case, the children are young and she is 28 years old which means she can re-marry and she and her new husband can claim the property and sell the property..

shalom..

I don't think the widow would that for the sake of her husband's former juju except she's under a spellll...

No right thinking woman would do such thing to her children....
At least I wont do that...

But this is an eye opener for women.....
They should chase careers and find their feet because of situations like this ..
stop trying to stay home, be an house wife all in thr name of caring for children that husband's family will say you have no input to the family when the chips are down ....