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CelebritiesRe: Alibaba Blasts Fayose Over Advert: You Put Jonathan In A Mess (Pics) by missphumby(f): 8:10am On Jan 20, 2015
Xslaze3xd:
#20Million For that senseless Advert..... We really need #CHANGE


#PDP are Dead n Gone
Hmmmmm, believe me... It's only dat 20million I also grabbed from the write up... He wud av given me dat money 2 start up a poultry farm *sobs*
PoliticsRe: Controversial PDP Ad On Punch Newspaper Front Page (Photo) by missphumby(f): 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2015
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Sabadon:
this season film is getting more suspense filled....watching with keen interest
Same here. *spreads mat* watching it on my black and white TV.


*modified*
I dey Cinema dey watch am with my coke and popcorn, abeg wetin be the title of the movie? incase I wan buy d season 2 when I finish this season 1
EducationRe: 6 Tough But Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by missphumby(f): 6:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
hefelove:
Agriculture na die it also deals with some part of that Vetinary stuff, agriculture is sooo wild
Wild or wide? I'm an agriculturist and we all know it is wide, infact wide is an understatement
CultureRe: The Beauty Of Yoruba Brides And Women In Aso Ebi by missphumby(f): 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2014
Misogynist2014 post=2925. 6497:
Won ku ori ire.
Hmmmm, and ur moniker dou, for real, u are a misogynist?
CrimeRe: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by missphumby(f): 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2014
simplemach:
Public compound. Thank God i have 5 private bathrooms, even with one in the kitchen. Atleast nobody will hav to stab me for using his turn.
. Yea, we understand, evrytin is private right? Private bathroom, private toliet, private mosq/church, private beach, private jet, private cinema, private private pools and evrytin is private. Damn! U are soo hilarious! Five private bathrooms? Still laffing dou
RomanceRe: 15 Ways To Know If You're Not Ready For Marriage by missphumby(f): 1:19pm On Dec 20, 2014
If u still invite ur Exs over to ur house, u are not ready. If u still have debts to settle, u are not ready. If u are still a Level 6 civil servant, u are not ready. *hugs don't pay bills* if u have finished serving since and u still stay in corpers lodge, u are not ready. If u still update ur BBM status @ midnight, u are not ready. If u av slept with more than 8 girls and u begging God for a virgin wife, u are not ready. *u can't eat ur cake and have it* #utooselfishbro. if u preach hijab to women yet u fornicate, u are not ready! That's hypocrisy or are u a confused man? Learn to control that thing btw ur thighs first. If the husband material in u is not enof to sew a bow-tie yet u want a wife material enof to sew agbada, u are not ready bro #urcasedeyshiloh. Tanks 2 d person who posted dis link on his bbm dou, making me av d chance to contribute. *big grin*
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Of Nigeria's Hairiest Women, Queen Okafor, Tells Her Story by missphumby(f): 3:49pm On Dec 19, 2014
dapsoneh:
Hirsutism-- it's a hormonal disorder with excessive androgen or testosterone in female with xteristic male pattern of hair distribution. Other clinical features include deepening of voice, broadening of chest and hormona assay for androgen revealing elevated level of testosterone
This is what we call Turner syndrome in Genetics- a condition caused by missing or incomplete X chromosome.
RomanceRe: Sex before marriage Is A Sin, Fyn. Is Kissing before marriage A Sin? by missphumby(f):
Iaz93:
Kissing is a form of greeting.

Sex is just a means of acknowledgement.

Sex is not a sin. It is the motive behind the sexual intercourse that is the sin.
Just passing by
IslamRe: Cute and Romantic Photos Of Muslim Couples by missphumby(f):
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RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by missphumby(f):
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RomanceRe: Some Dps Ladies Post When "Break-up" Takes Place. by missphumby(f): 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2014
I posted dis when we broke up. #guilty. Well I think posting dos dps actually makes u feel better and gradullay get over urself

AgricultureRe: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by missphumby(f): 12:10am On Dec 07, 2014
Goldenboy842:
I really dnt know why this happen in one of my snail pen, this snail has been white from the hatchery.
Well, I must say I was really taken aback haven seen dis picture of a white snail, never knew it existed, my B.sc project was on snail and I carried out a lot of research and a 4months experiment were I formulated feeds for d snails. Means my research on snail wasn't enof. Good 2 know such exist dou. But wat breed of snail do u av in d pen where u found dis snail? #ProudAnimalScientist
RomanceRe: I Have Five Suitors And I Let My Boyfriend Know by missphumby(f): 6:17pm On Dec 06, 2014
FavourGee:
I understand perfectly what you are saying, I just gave you one year based on the question you asked me which I know I can never tell him with my mouth.

I am in my late 20's so it's not really that I'm rushing/pushing per say, I'm seeking for advice here to avoid 'had I known'
Did u say late 20's? Pls just oblige to one of ur suitor's proposal, na beg I dey beg, na so some people do wey dem remain single till 35, just because dey didn't consider dem selves old enof for games, I even hear say husby don finish for Niger, so for pple like u wey get five suitors, count urself lucky ooo, u even av d opportunity of choosing among dem, @least ders no way one of dem will not possess almost evrytin u want in a man
RomanceRe: I Have Five Suitors And I Let My Boyfriend Know by missphumby(f): 6:05pm On Dec 06, 2014
FavourGee:
Na that wasting of years be my fears my dear o.

I think I will break up with him before I enter another one because I don't know how to double date.
*clearsthroat* did I hear u dunno how 2 double datehuh Hmmmm, I don't advice u brk up with him, I'd only advice u even learn how 2 tetradate,(mind u dating dem doesn't mean u must have intimacy with dem, love doesn't av anything to do with fornication), no one brings it from heaven, we all got 2 learn in dis life, just like u learnt how 2 singledate, because putting ur eggs in one basket isn't a nice one especially when u aint sure if the basket is sligthly tore and will eventually break ur eggs. #urchoicethough #justsaying
RomanceRe: Love Has Rendered Some Girls Useless(good GIRLS GONE BAD) by missphumby(f): 5:44pm On Dec 06, 2014
Blebleswag:
Imagine a gal wil steal or do runs jst plead her boyfrnd,
Chai, dem never born dat boy
Yea, dem never get the boy belle self, boy wey I go steal because of him, and dem no go ever born am, even if d moda dey carry d boy belle presently, em go soon get miscarriage. Some gehs sha SMH
FamilyRe: Why Honey-moon? by missphumby(f): 4:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
Just passing by dou
FamilyRe: 8 Challenges To Face Your 1st Year Of Marriage by missphumby(f): 4:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
Hmmmm. Dunno why sha. But I just av phobia for marriage, I'm scared of making d wrong choice and I'm also afraid of remaining single #Gamophobia #anuptaphobia
FamilyRe: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by missphumby(f): 3:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
ericessien24:
fake but girls why Na. no sex but you no be virgin.

Na wa oh.
How u take know say she no be birgin? From her explanation, on der wedding night, she was looking forward to see what sex was like, meaning she hasn't had it b4. Abi I no read am well nii?

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