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Xslaze3xd:Hmmmmm, believe me... It's only dat 20million I also grabbed from the write up... He wud av given me dat money 2 start up a poultry farm *sobs* |
![]() Sabadon:Same here. *spreads mat* watching it on my black and white TV. *modified* I dey Cinema dey watch am with my coke and popcorn, abeg wetin be the title of the movie? incase I wan buy d season 2 when I finish this season 1 |
hefelove:Wild or wide? I'm an agriculturist and we all know it is wide, infact wide is an understatement |
Misogynist2014 post=2925. 6497:Hmmmm, and ur moniker dou, for real, u are a misogynist? |
simplemach:. Yea, we understand, evrytin is private right? Private bathroom, private toliet, private mosq/church, private beach, private jet, private cinema, private private pools and evrytin is private. Damn! U are soo hilarious! Five private bathrooms? Still laffing dou |
If u still invite ur Exs over to ur house, u are not ready. If u still have debts to settle, u are not ready. If u are still a Level 6 civil servant, u are not ready. *hugs don't pay bills* if u have finished serving since and u still stay in corpers lodge, u are not ready. If u still update ur BBM status @ midnight, u are not ready. If u av slept with more than 8 girls and u begging God for a virgin wife, u are not ready. *u can't eat ur cake and have it* #utooselfishbro. if u preach hijab to women yet u fornicate, u are not ready! That's hypocrisy or are u a confused man? Learn to control that thing btw ur thighs first. If the husband material in u is not enof to sew a bow-tie yet u want a wife material enof to sew agbada, u are not ready bro #urcasedeyshiloh. Tanks 2 d person who posted dis link on his bbm dou, making me av d chance to contribute. *big grin* |
dapsoneh:This is what we call Turner syndrome in Genetics- a condition caused by missing or incomplete X chromosome. |
Iaz93:Just passing by |
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I posted dis when we broke up. #guilty. Well I think posting dos dps actually makes u feel better and gradullay get over urself
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Goldenboy842:Well, I must say I was really taken aback haven seen dis picture of a white snail, never knew it existed, my B.sc project was on snail and I carried out a lot of research and a 4months experiment were I formulated feeds for d snails. Means my research on snail wasn't enof. Good 2 know such exist dou. But wat breed of snail do u av in d pen where u found dis snail? #ProudAnimalScientist |
FavourGee:Did u say late 20's? Pls just oblige to one of ur suitor's proposal, na beg I dey beg, na so some people do wey dem remain single till 35, just because dey didn't consider dem selves old enof for games, I even hear say husby don finish for Niger, so for pple like u wey get five suitors, count urself lucky ooo, u even av d opportunity of choosing among dem, @least ders no way one of dem will not possess almost evrytin u want in a man |
FavourGee:*clearsthroat* did I hear u dunno how 2 double date Hmmmm, I don't advice u brk up with him, I'd only advice u even learn how 2 tetradate,(mind u dating dem doesn't mean u must have intimacy with dem, love doesn't av anything to do with fornication), no one brings it from heaven, we all got 2 learn in dis life, just like u learnt how 2 singledate, because putting ur eggs in one basket isn't a nice one especially when u aint sure if the basket is sligthly tore and will eventually break ur eggs. #urchoicethough #justsaying |
Blebleswag:Yea, dem never get the boy belle self, boy wey I go steal because of him, and dem no go ever born am, even if d moda dey carry d boy belle presently, em go soon get miscarriage. Some gehs sha SMH |
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Hmmmm. Dunno why sha. But I just av phobia for marriage, I'm scared of making d wrong choice and I'm also afraid of remaining single #Gamophobia #anuptaphobia |
ericessien24:How u take know say she no be birgin? From her explanation, on der wedding night, she was looking forward to see what sex was like, meaning she hasn't had it b4. Abi I no read am well nii? |
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Hmmmm, I don't advice u brk up with him, I'd only advice u even learn how 2 tetradate,(mind u dating dem doesn't mean u must have intimacy with dem, love doesn't av anything to do with fornication), no one brings it from heaven, we all got 2 learn in dis life, just like u learnt how 2 singledate, because putting ur eggs in one basket isn't a nice one especially when u aint sure if the basket is sligthly tore and will eventually break ur eggs. #urchoicethough #justsaying