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Dantedasz: I heard Miley Cyrus claims to be a feminist too.
My point is you can't debase your woman hood by making yourself a sex object or sex plaything and expect men to take you serious as the face of feminism because of one song or one album.
Beyonce has been debasing woman hood with her rump shaking, crotch grabbing, raunchy videos for years.
The fact that she is now touted as the face of feminism shows that the word feminism has totally lost its original meaning and the feminists are desperate for a poster girl for a movement that is losing relevance in a modern world.

Thank you for this

Chocolate icecream
Any John Grisham novel
Watching E!

Andyblaze: Hi....bye

Penelope Cruz

homesteady: This your joke dry pass harmattan oh

Lol. Evulz

thorpido: She doesn't have to flash her cleavage to show she's a woman.

Actually, she has to. Even with the cleavage, I'm finding it hard to believe she's a woman.


Why did she raise her hands in that 4th pic na? Is she being held at gunpoint?

Yes

Let them keep running in & out of marriages like oyinbo. Mtchew

Blackeard: A pun is a word that means more than one thing

and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing

I am trying my best to write one about both

and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath

but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained

to be a good conductor you must first be trained

when I say trained what does that mean to you

a way of learning, or a moving choo choo

now there you go, and wasn’t that fun

there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun

now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand

so listen up closely and see if you understand

to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted

when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted

my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat

I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it

I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand

when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand

hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass

and people who drop out of school have no principals or class

when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped

and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped

the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace

and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race

to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent

but the Indy 500 is a boring event

zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find

and all they really want is a piece of mind

I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer

then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier

there you go two more puns about the undead

and the fact that they like the brains in your head

lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying

a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying

now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away

and obviousness is the second thing on display

so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing

and if its done properly a smile it will bring

if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion

it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion

only smart people receive them with delight

the people who don’t are simply not bright

so if you tell one and it does not succeed

you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed

whatever you do don’t let them make you quit

keep on telling puns and challenge your wit

I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely

and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely

I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said

but simply go back and review the words you just read

Lawd

My network is too bad right now

Take care, lonely boy, I'll miss you small.

Welcome back, Danny.

Night, everyone.

I really like the bold red lipstick..... And forgive me for my ignorance, but isn't normal Christmas food in Nigeria rice? What are those things??

I love her.

Merry Christmas. I'm so EXCITED!!! I dunno why.

Hehehe. Mad man

^^^ So now you know it's fake. Mtchew.

Lol at Evans Bipi

Wait, it's one thing for guys to ask you out & it's another thing for you to agree or disagree. Do you mean no guy has ever asked you out?


Anyways, don't rush things, you have the rest of your life to do stuff like dating, now it's time to concentrate on making something outta your life & maybe do some harmless flirting.

Sorry about your mom BTW, I know how it feels to lose a loved one

RIP to the dead

Is that lipstick or paint?

I don't think the date matters, what matters is our intentions & since we have decided to celebrate His birth on the 25th & not some "Sun god", there is nothing wrong. Read Romans 14 especially verses 5 and 6

Vs 5: One man esteemeth one day above another, another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind

Vs 6: He that regardeth the day, regardeth it unto the Lord & he that regardeth not the day, to the Lord he doth not regard it.



Hope this helps.

None........ Then my sister sent all her Frank Edwards to me.