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Princessty:
u people must have not seen baby police that was funny

Ma Dear, I died when I saw that movie.
Damn funny!!

lovemoi2:
you asked a dumb question

Thank You!!!

No well trained child or enlightened human would ask for reasons
to treat other people (male and female) right.

Get trained and please, make it as fast as possible.

nellaluv:
^ i was present, i was even given height as a bonus, maybe that's why u didn't see me

You were standing on a stool remember?
Now, where were You when He was sharing retentive memory?

Na God. I just wonder why You were absent when he was sharing it.

This is so sweet of You. She must be a lucky woman.

Why don't You both take sometime off? Like go somewhere (outta the house)
and be alone while You reassure her that You still love and care about her.

Bill Gates is ma baby Daddy.

topanido:
It is quite clear that a lots of American/European women are hunting for Nigerian men more than men from other African countries.

I didn't even bovva to go through the whole write-up but serzly . . , .
The quoted portion above should be in the ''Tell a Lie'' thread in the games section.

nellaluv:
You beat me to it, i wanted to post this. Megan Fox is a hollywood actress not nollywood. She's 23, born may 16th 1986. She's hot no doubt, she also starred in transformer.

Dammit!!!!!
We share same birth date.
Little wonder I've always thought she's HOT like me.

I is Die . . .I have Die . . . I Die . . . .I Don Die.  
Nairaland does it again!!

FL Gators:
I know how you feel. I jumped off a bridge, it helped alleviated my confusion.
You should try the same thing without a parachute.

Hun, You are mean . . . .In a classic way i.e.

Topic - How old are You?

[quote author=Pa-Ken link=topic=349568.msg4896495#msg4896495 date=1257867609]Missy B onye nkem, kpomo is dt thing fleshy when u chop and your body go do yori yori, if The-Amaka is not willing 2 give, u can give on her behalf.[/quote]Sorry son, I'm already giving to some else.
I'll allow You continue with The Amaka now. . . .Tah tah.

[quote author=Dr. Lorenz link=topic=349837.msg4896109#msg4896109 date=1257865112]Are you woman? I refuse to think so!!
Not even a cock would be this B**chy. [/quote]Lame and classless!!
Atleast, construct a statement of Your own w/o having to use mine as a sample

afrodoc:
mess missy b! Y was she so bitchy? Someone asks 4 advice bt instead u insult him.go play wit urself u cockstarved nympho!

Thank Your stars I just saw this and I don't have enuff time to treat
Your madness 'cause I have more important things to attend to . . . .Else, I woulda taught You the hard way that airing one's opinion doesn't equate being sex-starved. Oniranu!!!

scottN:
Well Madam, the earlier u take a stand on/realize it, the better for you.

Missy B:
Mr, let me worry about that. . . .after all I haven't said I'D assist or not.

Saying - Deciding . . . . .2 different actions.
I haven't said doesn't mean I haven't decided.

;d :d ;d

J.B - The basic thing is; both parties have to identify their responsibilities.
When one begins to shy away from his/her duties,
Disrespect and trouble set in.
When a man know when to bring out money and the woman knows
how to treat him right, there wouldn't be any problem as long as
no one is being taken advantage of.

scottN:
If u like choose not to assist financially or otherwise, only u will bear the consequences when the chips are down 

Mr, let me worry about that. . . .after all I haven't said I'D assist or not.

If You have a good Job, You will be too busy to care 'bout her.
Stick to one thread . . . Thanks.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-349909.0.html

More of the blush smileys pls.

                                                                                       

Are You a man? I doubt!!
Not even a Hen would be this weak.

Be bold!!
You shoulda opened this thread with Your real moniker. Chicken.

posakosa:

Where's the blush emoticon?

[quote author=Pa-Ken link=topic=349568.msg4895984#msg4895984 date=1257864285]what does "Onye Ebe Ka Ibu" mean?

The-Amaka u claim 2 b an igbo girl but u can understand a simple Igbo

It's a question, it means ''Where are you from?''

You hv 2 pay me 4 dis or better still give me kpomo, lol[/quote]Dead!! 
Permit me to ask what Kpomo is.

Topic - I hope he complies with 'em and forgets about being funny
so he can get back safely. Poor him!!

Positivity:
Oh no!. . . 

T's a man's responsibilty to be the breadwinner.
A woman has her responsibilties too.
T's totally up to her to make the decision whether to assist financially or not.
The man is the HEAD . . . . .She is a Helper and ought to help VOLUNTARILY.

Such a discussion wouldn't come up if they share a Joint Account.

Sorry I have to temporarily break the rule of the game.
Is Posakosa a dude or dudette? Y is every guy kissing him?

Topic -

Accon

tkb417:
i dont wanna be preg so man for forever
hey u, where have u been?

I've been around, busy living life.
How are You doing?

You're scared of pregnancy?

T - Thank
G - God
I - I'm
F - Female

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=349548.msg4892597#msg4892597 date=1257811823]exactum, how i so hate that majid on screen, the idiot is too fake [/quote]Lmao!! Na real Idiot.

Really, the dude's performance on set is FAKE.
Even if Van is a cripple, I'll choose him a million times over Majid.

Tell You werrin?