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190:I don't intend to take over Your mamma's job. She can continue with what she's best at - Conji (Wharreva the Bleep it means) absorbing. ![]() |
Flipping |
Have I told You lately - Rod stewart |
This dude is an extension of Wale.star and 190. Tumfulu, You're blessed because there are people more stupid than You are. |
pureminded:Rotflmaooooooostlwkmd!! I swear, if ma prof catch me deh laugh like this . . . . .I'll kill You. |
The He probably wanted to boost his ego (read his post again) but Too bad, his bubbles got bursted. He deserves every single insolent word that has been and will be used on him. |
Let's twork it out - Usher (Puts You in the mood) ![]() Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye ( perfect song 4 making babies, beautiful babies) Greatest sex - R Kelly (Great one too) I'D just love to lay You down - Conway Twitty . . . . and many more. |
At 40 You're still like this? I heartily send ma condolence to the unlucky woman that married You. |
I found this online and thought I should share it. Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl. However, the girl's father does not like him and wants them to put an end to their relationship. The boy wrote this letter to the girl knowing that the girl's father will definitely read it. 1 "The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made me look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this is the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend." So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning - only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So, Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet, ![]() |
A difficult one!! |
T's friday. Why don't You all come out and let's gerrit on. ![]() |
kpolli:Ehn? ![]() 190:Shut up!!! |
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190:Lol!! . . . . .because I nor give You breathing space on NL? I haven't started with You yet. ![]() |
Mr Ibu:Lol!! |
You're really Mr Ibu. ![]() Standing Fan ko Ceiling Fan ni. ![]() |
sexyZee:Rotflmaowlwkmd!!! ![]() Drama!! |
I'll always see You as the retard that You are. I'm so sorry 4 the unlucky child that gave You so much of her time. ![]() |
eldee:Excuse ma manners Legend Eldee. ![]() Tsup? follypimpi:You can't be so sure. Some of these Ladies are being taken advantage of. |
follypimpi:It beats me. How can one have fun by playing with other people in a detrimental manner? What happens to getting a stable woman of Your own? This is wrong in every aspect esp. if the bet goes on w/o the Lady's knowledge. |
follypimpi:It depends on Your definition of a REAL MAN. In ma books . . . . a real man knows berra than to think success or glory is measured by how many holes he has entered. |
Now, which dude with a decent job and a healthy life would have time 4 such child's play? ![]() It's in little things like this we separate the boys from the men. |
gameaddict:Stop entrapping Yourself with Your words jare. First it was a dude hitting a Lady, now it's 2 of 'em getting angry and fighting. However, whoever hits first is still more guilty and woe betide him if the other party doesn't retaliate . . . .Then, t'is abuse. Shola2009: ![]() gameaddict:Ma friend, do You know what it means to liken something to anatha? ![]() talk2sulta:I'm saying . . . Hitting a woman back because she hit You first could be understandable and wouldn't be seen as abuse (Even tho a Gentleman shouldn't retaliate ) but If You hit first and the woman doesn't retaliate . . . . .T's Pure abuse. |
talk2sulta:I'D either remain calm and take the issue to authorities higher than him.(Best option) OR I'D retaliate if ma emotion gets the better part of me BUT I'D be fighting to defend maself not to abuse him/her. Liken the second option to murder (abuse) and involuntary manslaughter (defense). While Manslaughter could be considered in the court of law, murder wouldn't. |
gameaddict:Then, what the flying Bleep is the problem here? You know it's wrong to bully anyone (man or woman) and You still want us to give You reason why? You've just confirmed ma presumption - You opened this thread in order to get attention. Yes or Yes? |
gameaddict:You should thank Your stars I was too nice in ma first reply. When a 40 year old man begins to ask for reasons not to bedwet . . . . .Trouble deh. How do You expect to ask such a dumb Question and be applauded for it? ![]() T's like asking 4 reasons why killing someone is bad. Need I ask how old You are? gameaddict:It's about having a good training on how to comport oneself. If a woman hits a man first, t's abuse and she ought to pay 4 it no matter who won the fight and same applies to a man. On no account must You fight wiff anyone . . . . .Is that so difficult to grasp? ![]() |
gameaddict:This is lame and not funny. Say something better and I'll give it a constructive rebuttal. gameaddict:What do You mean it's not about You? T's about ma late Granny? ![]() Who brought up the topic of not having a problem with beating a Lady? Listen up . . . .It's only animalistic to pass Your point across in a violent manner. I said and I repeat - No courteous Gentleman/Lady would raise a hand against anatha person. You can either temporarily ignore anyone who gets on Your nerve or decide not to see 'em again. You don't treat people right when You beat 'em and if You don't see anyffin wrong with inflicting pains on anatha human, You need Your head examined. ![]() gameaddict:Worry not 'cause there's no offense taken yet. I just have to deal with the fact that I'm wasting ma time teaching You what ma Year 3 old brovver knows from birth. |
Apart from the fact that this topic has been treated a million times before, I smell FIRE coming upon this thread. ![]() Some (Infact, most ) Nigerian men are guilty of this too. |
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? I know you are always looking for someone to back you up when you don talk your panky panky talk (Just like you were calling gongo aso to save u from that guy when hin talk correct sense into your roundabout head



