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I'll let you guess.

CArt:
Absence Makes The Heart Wander.No be today issue.E don tay

Exactly!

At first, communication would seem to be enough. With time, it stops being enough.
I belong to the school of thought that agrees that, out of sight is out of mind.

Once?

Weh George sef?

I'D be busy with Mister B and, you know, you and George need privacy. 

snthesis:
@bigrod
wetin concern u for our bizness
booobiii = food

@missy
thanks

_{[size=4pt]i was enthralled by the sparkle in your eyes[/size]}

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d bigrod:
sweetie,how am i embarrassing u?

Don't talk about my babies.

dayokanu:
I don come this thread again to check that thing

Now, that is funny.
Y'all need help. If I hear boobi on this thread again, that pic will go off.

d bigrod:
jeeeeessssssusssss chrisssttttt.see boobbbbiii.no wonder snthesis has refused to leave d kitchen.    

@snthesis ,
guy,wetin u want?food or the booobiii?     
u need be reminded that missy bigrod is ma wife.dont forrk with  me.

hi missy b

You are embarrasssing me.

[img]http://3.bp..com/_NGsTSnXvHfM/TCh2g3dBexI/AAAAAAAAAsY/Xc3HrAGuNxY/s1600/indomie.jpg[/img] Thank me, later.  

[size=4pt]Na now you see the smile? What were you looking at, instead?  [/size]

C'mon sweerie! You know I know you want to prepare sum'n' nice for George.
Just do it . . . . I'm sure he can pay back.

What would you have for breakfast?

[size=4pt]I'm good. You nko?[/size]

That's why I'm Missy.
Erhmm Erhmm . . . . whatchu say, prepare meal N°1 for Geroge_D, huh?

You need Gesù!

You two are in soup. Wait till I'm less busy. 

spicy007:
i did something over the weekend that im so proud of:
made edikaikong and ogbono at the same time.
i had never made them before.
i asked questions, wrote the recipe and the final helper was the Calabar market woman from whom i bought the ugwu.
got home and did everything n ma own and voila! it turned out just right.
all the people that ate it said so.
i still cant believe it.
it has helped me overcome my cook-phobia, esp of African dishes.
from now on, my kitchen is in big trouble.


point is: there is really nothng you cant cook or make, only if u set your mind to it.
Ladies, good luck in the kitchen

Cool! Probably you should show us a photo of it.

What can a sister do? The men are very demanding. . . . I'm not complaining, though.

snthesis:
so u dnt care enuf- na wa o!

Okay! I want to care, but . . . .On one condition.

wendybaby:
Who's in the kitchen?

No one. Just Snthesis and I in the bedroom.

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif You don see maid, abi? Hissssssssss

Poverty, and the many troubles that go with it!

You alone, sweets.
You've been working hard on Y me?  Come here, lemme massage every part of that body.  

Mobinga:
+1 And he's banana has expired Mine is so fresh and so clean

Photographic evidence, please.

snthesis:
tired- need food

Into the bedroom, please.

bibiking1:
All these food too look delicious O! where can I find them?

Where else but in my bedroom?

y me:
nah wa oooooooooooh

see as Missy B don use style corner all my hussy's

just wait till i get back,i go so deal with you like never before

anywa, aside from stealing my hussy's how is my angel sis doing?

Your hussies kè? Just say they've found their way back home.

Me's great, darling. How's you doing? I need sum'n', please.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=542466.msg7059532#msg7059532 date=1288649306]Did Fela have no taste? [/quote]Actually, I'd say, Fela had no taste . . . . . the women don't, either.

Nah, MOBO44.
It's ''Nigeria'' White women that are the cheapest to screw. Olodo.  

T9ksy:
@ Poster,

Let's put it this way, 1. if u meet a lady at whatever junction you go to, in the morning. Its right to presume she's there to get a cab for onward journey to somewhere, probably work or school. such a woman is not going to drop her plan just to follow you, a stranger to a hotel for sex (unless of course you are paying for her time). 2. if on the other hand you meet the lady in question in the evening, then its logical to assume she's on her way home from work or school and most likely, physically and mentally drained. Again, such lady is not gonna follow you to an hotel for sex. So the most likely candidates you 'll meet at the junctions you hanged around in, are female-hustlers with nothing doing and probably looking for your ilk for such nefarious business.

Basically, my friend you 're nothing but the women you copulate with. If you 're willing to sleep with a woman you have just met about 20minutes ago, then you are just as cheap as the lady, in question. I notice that in your profile, your location reads UK which in itself is quite instructive. Obviously, these girls sees you as a man with bulging wallets and are willing and able to relieve you of some of your hard-earned foreign currencies 'cause they are pragmatic enough not to expect any form of romantic gestures from you. If the lady is looking for romance, it will be pointless (for her) to look in your direction as you 're just a holiday-maker who will be gone in a couple of weeks, back to your permanent abode. So she settles for a quickie with instant financial remuneration in cash or in kind.


These ladies have no quams sleeping with you for the price of mr. biggs and neither do u. The lady obviously has no respect for herself and her body and you can not think much of urself, if you are willing to (pay ) sleep with such cheap women.Do you even consider how many conquests she 's had before you showed up? You should be ashamed of yourself for writing such rubbish about nigerian women.

Is your mother not a nigerian?
Don't you have women in your family?
Do you think any responsible nigerian or otherwise woman will give you a second look knowing the kind of women, you lie with?
Would you want your sister, auntie, niece to date someone like you?

Lastly, i think your post belies your maturity.  

If both are present- Good. If you have to choose, go for understanding.
Love without understanding/tolerance wouldn't take you far.

OJ2010:
It is tolerance/understanding and not love.
Love may take you into marriage but tolerance/understanding sustains the marriage, this much i know from my 7yrs of marriage experience.

Touché

Orestik:
what about wealth? because obviously no woman wants to get married 2 garri in d morning, afternoon and eba @ night, so does wealth determine how long a marriage can last??

Nothing beats understanding and/or tolerance. That's the essential quality one has to possess in order to live amicably with another person. First understanding, then tolerance.
If there's not enough money and there's understanding and tolerance, there wouldn't be [much] problems.

jennykadry:
Lol I am working on my "heights phobia"

Missyb dont you feel all dizzy when you wanna look down from a high building? I cannot even climb the staircase or comedown without holding on to the rails.

I cannot look out of a window like so high above the ground

Thank God I'm not alone.
I so fear heights. When driving over a bridge, I never look down. Never.
I can't climb the staircase with holding on to the rails too. I don't even go on a swing o.
Ma mum convinced me someday to sit on a swing and she started swinging so fast, that, every back and forth movement took me higher. . . .Come see me screaming like a 3 year old baby. 

NnamdiN:
All these phobia sef, Back then in sec school, There was this dude who was so scared of enclosed spaces, he couldn't play hide and seek games coz he thought he wouldn't be able to come out from wherever he hid himself. Even to enter chick na wahala coz according to him, d thang too small, e fit enter, e no go comot again. lol

Lmao!

Why don't you start with travelling on the speed boat. No, it will not capsize and sharks wouldn't feast on you.
I'm afraid of heights. So, I understand the kind of fear.

dayokanu:
Missy B,

Shey you go chop Banana or na Plantain you want

Neither. My mama will beat me.

chamotex:
Why me?

Go into the kitchen and stop asking questions, my friend.

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MyJoe:
Very very funny.
I would share the thigh with her, maybe even feed it to her, but she giving it to him in the first place is symbolic.

Remember to do this, when next I give you the thigh.

chaircover:
Wonderful stuff  . . . That tasted really nice. Do we get anything to drink please to wash it down  

See what you guys can acheive if you put your mind to it.

Jaybee I would put something on if I were you. The last thing you want is some 18 year old student nurse laughing at you at accident and emergency for burning your bits on  splattering hot oil  

Chamo & Synthesis make sure you clean the mess you made in the kitchen NOW    

Missy B just let me know anytime soon you want another day off. These guys will get better at cooking if we given them a chance  

True!
Could you please order Chamo to prepare sum'n' for the ladies or clean up the kitchen.