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Celebrities / Re: Efe Is Nigerian Youth Ambassador - Solomon Dalung by Mistadora01(m): 11:43pm On May 30, 2017
temitope277:
which kind rubbish is this?
kee ur self. smh haters gona hate
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 4 & 7 Year-Old Girls In Lagos, Lures Them With Bobo by Mistadora01(m): 11:41pm On May 30, 2017
i d hate to c see this kind news. d man d think for him prick?
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Advertises Concert With A Condom, See Celebrities, Fans Reactions by Mistadora01(m): 1:42pm On May 29, 2017
in other words he meant to say bring a condom while coming along
Celebrities / Re: Davido Unfollows Wizkid On Instagram, After A Fan Notified Him Of Wizkid’s Move by Mistadora01(m): 9:24pm On May 27, 2017
Kondomatic:
Men consider reasons too. The Instagram and Twitter accounts are his own so whoever he decides to follow and unfollow are his business.

The real child is David because I am certain he's not following half of his followers. Just imagine what will happen if they all decide to retaliate.

have u met Genevieve? ? she's following only one which is her other account!! Meet people like Wwe The Rock. selena Gomez Bieber JohnCena how many people follow them n how many d follow back. its only basket mouth that does this follow back issues well
Celebrities / Re: The Voice Nigeria 2 Airs On June 18th - 2Baba Removed As Judge!!! (See Why) by Mistadora01(m): 12:11pm On May 26, 2017
in each much as 2baba was still a good option but swaping him for an artist like yemialade ain't a bad idea.
Politics / Re: Ayiri Emami Hosts Pat Utomi At His Mansion (Photos) by Mistadora01(m): 10:34pm On May 24, 2017
has he given efe the50m he promised??
Celebrities / Re: Marvis Stuns In New Photos by Mistadora01(m): 10:18pm On May 24, 2017
wish my teeth wer white as hers but shaa issoky i love my body
Romance / Re: 18-Year-Old Australian-German Girl Is Selling Her Virginity (Photos) by Mistadora01(m): 9:48pm On May 23, 2017
she no even fine ni!! bring me regina daniels n I'll sell my landlord n afford d pay
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Marries Juliet Ejue (Photo) by Mistadora01(m): 9:45pm On May 23, 2017
Congrat Musa!!" hope u no say with time ya ex wifey wee get over it

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Education / Re: JAMB Debunks Rumour On Addition Of 40 Marks To Candidates Score by Mistadora01(m): 10:44am On May 23, 2017
poor me!! i failed 167. was too busy making money than reading.. without reading i scored 167 then if i had read nko or did expo 300+. Am so sad
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Serves Hotness In Denim-on-denim Outfit by Mistadora01(m): 5:04pm On May 22, 2017
my love for this lady ehh. but dunno what i did that she blocked me on her instagram
Nairaland / General / Re: Burial Photos Of 6 ERCC Mothers Who Died In Accident On Kajuru Junction In Kebbi by Mistadora01(m): 5:01pm On May 22, 2017
RIP TO D DEAD
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is 2 Weeks Pregnant, I Asked Her To Keep It But She Wants Abortion by Mistadora01(m): 9:34am On May 17, 2017
d no d sell condom for your area
Webmasters / Re: Nigerian Govt Issues Advisory On Massive Global Cyberattack by Mistadora01(m): 8:26am On May 14, 2017
okay seen!! whats next. weriz BBN post ni
Politics / Re: Saraki, Politicians Queue To Shake Goodluck Jonathan At IBB's Daughter's Wedding by Mistadora01(m): 8:19am On May 14, 2017
queuing to shake GEJ hand?? oh his now a legend
Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Says She Did Not Like The Derogatory Comment About Efe - Watch by Mistadora01(m): 8:10am On May 12, 2017
Evathyst:
My idol! Please do not lend credence to those whose only sick pleasure in life is to denigrate others. Efe, go and look for something to do nau. Abi? Before you carry dreadlock abi na dada for 9 months as if na pregnancy.



Must everything be based on poverty logistics?

you d follow blast Efe?? abet what's your aim in life
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Reacts To Her Crush, Jidenna & Banky W Photo by Mistadora01(m): 8:46am On May 11, 2017
but where's d reaction
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by Mistadora01(m): 9:57pm On May 10, 2017
BankyW u d snap pic with ya future wifely crush Ahbi?? third mainland bridge no far

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Celebrities / Re: Runtown Sends N20,000 To A UNIPORT Final Year Student by Mistadora01(m): 11:01am On May 08, 2017
Mr Churchill once sent me 15k instead of the 6200 I asked of him. was surprise
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Wife Step Out With Their Daughter In Matching Dashikis by Mistadora01(m): 10:47pm On May 05, 2017
youngest85:
This lady try to marry dis guy o........
ah no get. try as in how!! watin do seyi law! bloggers tell u say him b gay??

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Issues Public Statement on her domestic. by Mistadora01(m): 9:35am On May 05, 2017
all celeb husband d claim say d no beat them wife with stupid reasons. Churchill say Tonto still d on drugs that's why she d claim abuse! lanre ni says Mercy LA mentally unstable that's why!!!!!! me iyam tayad of celeb marriage crisis mata. alteast tiwa them own b better; just accusations beating b no d involve.
Romance / Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Mistadora01(m): 6:41am On May 05, 2017
Marioplus:
I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I’m not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue.

Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear-says about sex.

Masturbation is handling/rubbing/squeezing your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their female-core while guys rub, massage or caress their sexual-organ. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especially non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a male sexual organ and do solo sex (having sex by yourself).

From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It’s a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling sexually aroused and your sexual organ will stand erect for some minutes for no single reason in the world or you become sexually aroused on seeing a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get sexually aroused on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven’t committed any sin.

So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and personal pleasure through solo sex while claiming ‘virginity’ at the same time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain:

1. Masturbation is not done in isolation. It is done with the IMAGE of SOMEONE in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION

2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex.

3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don’t enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won’t be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won’t have feelings for your husband’s sexual-organ. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands’ sexual organ is too small didn’t marry as virgins. They must have been promiscuous as singles by masturbation or having several sexual partners.

4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won’t enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self-control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self-control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum after wedlock. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays!

5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ slow ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It’s the reason some women are seemingly “barren” and can’t talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that come with sex IN MARRIAGE!

6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities otherwise known as spiritual spouse).

7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act.

8. You start getting unsatisfied and begins to desire the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act.

9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscuous.

10. You get damaged, hurt and broken.

11. You are at risk of hell fire!

These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex?
—-BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR
—-INVITE THE HOLY SPIRIT EVERY PASSING SECOND OF YOUR LIFE TO FILL YOUR SPIRIT, SOUL AND BODY WITH HIS OWN LIFE AND PRESENCE THEN WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF JESUS CHRIST INSIDE YOUR LIFE NOW AND THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT DRIVING EVERY DESIRE, THOUGHTS, DECISIONS, ACTIONS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL DO THESE

1. DELETE all dirty pictures, pornography videos, sexually provocative e-books, pictures and hot, romantic movies/novels/magazines/clothes/objects in your phones/laptops/room-walls, in your room/bags/school-lockers with the CONFIDENT BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PRESENCE CUURENTLY IN YOUR LIFE NOW -they are powerful sexual triggers!

2. DISCONNECT your SELF from friends who say dirty, sexually provocative and immoral things/chats/text-messages AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BECAUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT COMMANDED YOU TO DO SO! Stop all sexy banters with friends (you are sexy/hot, am I not sexy/hot?, you are slaying e.t.c) and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful {Phil.4:8}

3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex.

4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great. I had a strong sex drive in the institution. I simply channeled them into my education making me the best student in my department from the second year. I was very excited and energetic. I BURNT the ENERGY on my STUDIES. I also started my ministry and was very committed as my fellowship BIBLE STUDY CO-ORDINATOR. If you don’t BURN that ENERGY, YOU will COMMIT FORNICATION/ADULTERY/LESBIANISM/HOMOSEXUALITY/INCEST/BESTIALITY.

5. Study THE WORD A LOT especially PSALM 119. When you are FILLED with THE WORD, you have NO SPACE for the devil and his demons in YOUR heart.

6. Pray and speak in TONGUES ALWAYS. THE HOLY SPIRIT SANCTIFIES YOUR WHOLE BEING {SPIRIT, SOUL & BODY} CONSISTENTLY THROUGH HIS LANGUAGE FLOWING FROM INSIDE YOU TO YOUR OUTSIDE

7. Make friends with GODLY people.

8. DELETE pornography and romantic movies.

9. Get busy in THE SERVICE OF JESUS CHRIST KINGDOM.

10. OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS CHRIST COMPLETELY thus “LORD JESUS CHRIST I GIVE YOU MY WHOLE BEING AND LIFE, USE ME FOR YOUR GLORY ‘ONLY’ THROUGH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVELY LIVING INSIDE ME NOW AND ALWAYS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.” HE will surely HELP you OUT.

Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. JESUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU. Call on him! God bless you.
JOIN A GENUINE FELLOWSHIP, GET COMMITTED TO JESUS CHRIST THEN EVERY OTHER THING FOLLOWS!!!

all these essay for just one question
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Emmanuel Flaunts Her Boobs At An Award Event (pics) by Mistadora01(m): 11:33pm On Sep 06, 2016
Mtcheeew! s that even boobs. Ask Minaj,Cossy,HalimaAbubakar what d call boobs
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Swimming With Jamil [PICS] by Mistadora01(m): 12:46pm On Sep 03, 2016

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Crime / Re: Two Fake Soldiers Rape Teenager In Lagos (photo) by Mistadora01(m): 9:30pm On Aug 18, 2016
For real?? even porn actors fi not sex till dawn. nigga u gads enter www.blackebonygroup.com. u gad skills! which part of d state s he from without a conscience
Romance / Re: Girl Flaunts Her Aged White Husband (Photos) by Mistadora01(m): 9:23pm On Aug 18, 2016
When she knows his gad just 5weeks to live n call herself an estate owner. . . . She s an Igbo gal precisely Abia. d can neffa joke with money

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Romance / Re: He Once Asked Me Out...had I Known by Mistadora01(m): 11:14am On Aug 18, 2016
lilyqueen:
Real love doesn't exist

Bae. are u for real Am still dating a gal till bow this s making t 3yrs. And we haven't had sex. it does jhoor. just that u tend to go for d wrong ones. She's very beautiful and I doubt if am 20% up to her beauty. If she wanted a rich guywith d looks. it wouldn't have lasted. My sincere advice to u. Don't go for looks. follow ya hrt

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Sleeping With Our Pastor, Has Two Children With Other Men by Mistadora01(m): 8:21pm On Aug 17, 2016
Then she ain't a wife. she's a LovePeddler! free gift of nature
Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by Mistadora01(m): 8:04pm On Aug 17, 2016
That s why I support sex before marriage.

lemme ask NikkiMinaj first
Celebrities / Re: Simi In Adorable Photo With 2baba by Mistadora01(m): 11:09pm On Aug 15, 2016
Simi blike I c this maga last December e wan cine closer I say wat s d matter sat na 2baba say he go fire iffa no givvam number e wan to b my lova. i say ya fada! I repeatam ya fada oh c me c wahala I dn enter baby mama
Sports / Re: Sports Ministry Refunds Mikel’s $4,600 by Mistadora01(m): 8:01pm On Aug 14, 2016
For their mind after much embarrassment
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With Him But He Friendzoned Me by Mistadora01(m): 8:02pm On Aug 13, 2016
TrapQueen77:



I did many times... But seems he already put his last card down to keep me as his friend... It really hurt tho... undecided


I know how t feels . shut am down. you'll find d mista right. incase u don't. just whatsapp 08129942655

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