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Car Talk / Re: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by MisterBanny(m): 9:42pm On Feb 18
Jennyclay:
God knows if a man bash my car like this I won’t let go until he fix every single thing. Especially if the man is a poor man undecided

I will drag the poor man to court and I will make sure he pays with his last blood or else he will serve jail term undecided.

I will make sure he’s left with absolutely nothing after fixing my car undecided

They know how to destroy but they can’t build. Nonsense poor men!!!

If I catch u in real life, I will bleep the living daylight outta your puna

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 – Wike by MisterBanny(m): 9:40pm On Feb 18
magoo10:
This is the mindset behind Nigeria's present economic woes ,they are more concerned with 2027 than delivering to Nigerians .
Their plan is to impoverish the common man so that they will not have strength to vote by 2027.
But thank God the drunkard is only a man

Well meaning Nigerians should continue to pray for Peter Obi as he needs our support ,for now he is the only one who has the political will to break this chain of demons .he did it in 2023 and will do better by 2027

Myself and family will pray and fast for Peter Obi to Win. That man has the interest of Nigerians at heart. He's no Messiah but he will transform Nigeria rapidly

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 – Wike by MisterBanny(m): 9:38pm On Feb 18
Curious346:
Is Wike a binary politician?

He is more than a Binary Politician. He's a Denary Politician. He is in Base Ten. Wike is controlling ten Political parties. He thinks tommorow is guaranteed.
Career / Re: BUA Announces 50% Salary Increment For Staff by MisterBanny(m): 7:55pm On Feb 18
samogo1:
Lolz. Nice, you and I will pay for the increment by buying at 150% the previous price.

We really dodged Obi oh.
May this new cement price favour me and my building project.

Wetin bring OBI name enter dis discussion now?.
Must u alway prove that you're a fool all the time?
Nawao
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by MisterBanny(m): 4:48pm On Feb 18
guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

I see God arresting you to pick me. Pls allow God to arrest you.
Thanks
Romance / Re: Advise My Friend by MisterBanny(m): 11:55am On Feb 18
Zaheertyler:
So my very good friend has a really rich woman they have been together for a while but his family have been against the relationship
So he decided to create a relationship between his mother and this woman
But his mother told the woman thank you for helping my son bye.
The woman felt somehow and used and stopped talking to the guy
He says he loves the woman and it isn't about the money but low-key na the woman dey funds him lifestyle...now he's depressed because family dun jonze am...woman too dun jonze am
He doesn't cheat on her but now it's hard to believe as she doesn't feel accepted by the guys family
Wetin baba go do...he's really depressed because according to him that woman is his everything
Advice needed he is on nairaland so him go definitely see am

Firstly, you are one involved here and not your friend. Try to be honest, u won't lose anything from being Honest.
Secondly, u didn't tell us why your acclaimed friend's mum is against the relationship. There must be a cogent reason as to why she's against it.
Thirdly, your acclaimed friend should man up and tell his mum that he loves the lady and the lady loves him back. And that she must have to give her consent else he will have to undermine her authority as a mother and go on with the relationship
Lastly, tell your friend to go hustle his own money before that his girlfriend will start insulting him
Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 10:02pm On Feb 17
alpharoyalty:


Did he ever complain to you.

Supporter of Evil

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 10:01pm On Feb 17
alpharoyalty:


Please leave him alone as long as he is working and not begging you for food

Chaii... Some of u guys are so terrible. No wonder Nigeria is the world capital of poverty. With such mentality, u are gone.

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 6:53pm On Feb 17
BareFacedLies:


The guy is not smart, he's an idi0t.

What is he doing with 6 children in this type of economy?! angry


This is the comment I've been waiting for. The people hailing this guy are more foolish than he is. How can u say the guy is smart when in fact he is Not?
Can a smart guy who earns close to nothing birth five kids in this hard economy? The guy is even expecting the sixth child. The wife is jobless. I have no sympathy for him cos his poverty is self-inflicted

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 6:50pm On Feb 17
Gadafii:
Five children with the 6th on its way with 80k as salary, Omo poor men really Dey set themselves up for real

Five children guy😉😉😉
How much does your wife earn, or she depends fully on you?


I don't have sympathy for this guy. His poverty is self-inflicted

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 6:49pm On Feb 17
reiddecuti:
You will get there one day. God is your strength.

Nobody is asking this guy why he has six children when he has no meaning source of Income

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 6:48pm On Feb 17
alpharoyalty:
I love this guy! Love his sincerity.

So he should have five kids in this economy? The Wife is Even pregnant and expecting the 6th baby

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Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by MisterBanny(m): 6:47pm On Feb 17
Obavoh:
Being a family man with 5 children and a Pregnant wife is not easy.

Here are the jobs I do to survive myself and family


1) MARKETING JOB: I do this part time and what I earn with this depends on how many products myself and partner sells. Usually between ₦ 25,000-₦ 50,000. On one good month I earned as high as ₦80,000.

The job is not easy as we have to travel and trek long distances just to reach new customers. You will talk and explain until your mouth dries up and some customers will not still buy.

Our boss is nice and gives us good food after each outing.


Oga, while I appreciate your hustling Spirit, I must blame u for having the guts to birth five children in this economy when you earn close to nothing. Your wife is even pregnant with the 6th child. Your poverty is self-inflicted and I have no sympathy for you.

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by MisterBanny(m): 6:42pm On Feb 17
OkoAmarashy:


Next time you don't know something, you shut up your mouth instead of talking nonsense and people start laughing at your ignorance

Oga, what makes u feel you're even correct? And even if I don't know it, there are better ways to correct someone. Who are u to tell me to shut up my mouth on a public space like this?
Someone of u here think you have monopoly of stupidity and violence. You'll just open that mouth to spew trash as if you're suffering from Dementia or ur brain is perforated.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by MisterBanny(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17
mcjokee:


This project is linking the entrance of Ibadan from Ife directly to Lagos/ibadan express way. Any traveler moving from the Ife/Akure/east would not need to pass through the interior parts of Ibadan anymore. It’s not a must to comment if you know close to nothing about a topic.

You that knows everything, welldone Sir
Politics / Re: Your Donations Won't Be In Vain And Will Be Accounted For – Obi Assures Donors by MisterBanny(m): 12:36pm On Feb 17
yarimo:
OBI and abure are thieves

Your are more of a thief than them. In fact you're a CROOK

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by MisterBanny(m): 12:34pm On Feb 17
Splashme:
Op, but Ibadan - Ife is a
federal road na
.

Don't mind the OP, he thinks we are fools. This isn't a state government's responsibility, but if the governor embarks on such project, the federal govt will have to reimburse the state later

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Bayelsa For The Burial Of Goodluck Jonathan's Elder Sister by MisterBanny(m): 11:03am On Feb 17
Obiedun:
obi is a scammer. He has nothing good to offer anyone. Stop licking his ass.

Has he ever scammed your father?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Bayelsa For The Burial Of Goodluck Jonathan's Elder Sister by MisterBanny(m): 11:02am On Feb 17
Nature129:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan doesn't look so good in the picture.

I thought I was the only one that noticed same.

These guys are not too clean in real life, just that their photographers use topnotch cameras and editing apps to make Their skins look radiant
Romance / Re: I Am Depressed Because Of Trust Issues by MisterBanny(m): 1:05pm On Feb 16
AgbadoDie:
Like, I want to know, how do you guys cope with trust issues with your girlfriend's or someone you are intending to settle down with?

How do you cope with every day report from your colleagues, people you don't even know, and your girlfriend's friends on their bad report of your girlfriend?

Like, how do you look at your babe and you will be proud of her after you see someone you haven't met in your life before called you at a corner to advice you to talk to your girlfriend and the worst, what ever these people are saying about your girlfriend is what YOU HAVE BEEN WARNING HER SINCE YOU PEOPLE MET.

The same character and suspicion that has caused you guys more harm than good in your relationship is what people are also suspecting her of doing and are steadily and sternly warning you.

Even to the extent you didn't say a word but your girlfriend had the effrontery to tell you at your face that YOU ARE SUSPECTING HER OF CHEATING ON YOU. You see? You haven't said a word, but she is already feeling that you are suspecting her of cheating. While should she say that if she is not cheating at the first place?

Why should she always pick and make most calls out of presence? Why should she always be on the call when I go to work and try to call her? Her number will be busy for upto 10 to 15 minutes at a stretch and I can say there is no cockroach in the cupboard?

I want to know how you guys handle trust issues.


Guy I have no sympathy for you cos you have refused to learn that No Nigerian girl can ever be trusted

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Romance / Re: Typing This With Tears by MisterBanny(m): 12:46pm On Feb 16
Gbadugbakun:
Just know that no one would credit your account. All this una format don cast

I swear. Yiu don't even know whose issue is genuine any longer. Everyone coming up with different tales and modus operandi of scamming. It's a shame.

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Attack Adijah In Ugbokpo, Apa LGA, Benue State, Residents Flee [VIDEO] by MisterBanny(m): 12:32pm On Feb 16
HardBishop:
Will they dare to attack any Igbo village in anambra? I know say we go walee their fathers.

I expect their benue men to do bulletproof charms, confront these motherfvckers with dangerous assorted rifles...bgive the military some days to takeover..
May God help them cos they're reaping the fruits of what their fathers did to biafran citizen during the biafran war

But u were the one that said Bulletproof charms don't work. As for ur state, Anambra, they have been attacking your people from time immemorial while you guys watch helplessly

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by MisterBanny(m): 8:04am On Feb 16
3ice9ce:


People like you usually die in penury because they have used their own mouths to chase away those who could have been of help to them.

I don't know you but I sense you are talking from a place of deprivation. I hope you change your attitude.

It's your generation that will die in Penury.
Idiot!
Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by MisterBanny(m): 10:35pm On Feb 15
hodusglobal:
You must be very stupid... I have a good job and am a well understanding Muslim... In Islam, if you have enough to feed yourself, you don't need to beg... I'm an Haulage driver which I have a Mercedes Benz Sprinter 2009 model that am driving to finance myself and my family. So think twice before you spit rubbish out of your mouth and sense... Eleribu

Then go and help the person u want to recommend for help. It's simple!
Ode!

Ozuo!

Oloriburuku!!

Oshi-radarada!
Oponu!!
Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by MisterBanny(m): 8:05pm On Feb 15
SkengRay:
You valid Bros but Widows no dey nairaland. Checkmate your street u go find people wey really need am

No mind the guy. 5k each to two widows, he brought it online to announce to us. Is he saying he doesn't know of any two widows around him that he can help?
Any widow whose challenge is 5000 naira is not expected to be on Nairaland here. A young widow is hustling, an old widow is without interest in Nairaland

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by MisterBanny(m): 8:01pm On Feb 15
hodusglobal:
Good morning sir/ma. May the Lord Almighty continue to bless you and me too... What if I recommend someone who is a widow to you. This person really needs help, even she got an appointment with a doctor tomorrow for medical test but she hasn't got a dime for her transportation talk less of the test payment. I promised to give a little that I have to her but won't be enough for her. If you wouldn't mind to give your support, I can dm her contact number to you for verification

Instead of u to say you're the one that needs the help, your pride wouldn't allow u to tell the truth. Who are u recommending to him to Help? You're the one OGA. Stop this rubbish. It's childish
Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by MisterBanny(m): 5:37pm On Feb 15
SPAMBOX7:
All these na you go allow am. If dem reason your matter once or twice you shenk them them go forget. You go see as Machala dey do dem normal. Nobody fit cross am even when dem dey praise am he no dey react. You go just dey waste your time and data.
Iwobi should have ignored them. Deleting his socials only validated them which is what every tolls thrives on; your attention

Honestly. If I were iwobi, I wouldn't even read or give attention to the trolls. Never! . This means that Iwobi does not have a thick skin. Now, he Will continue to be a soft target for trolls any Time he plays for the super Eagles. Trust me, he can't win the Trolling Battle on the social media if these Nigerians start. They can be toxic and unruly.
His life wasn't threatened, he was only lampooned for underperforming so Why crying?
Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by MisterBanny(m): 10:08pm On Feb 14
Wizpa:



Shut up you foool

Close dat ur maggot infested mouth Biko, ode!
Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by MisterBanny(m): 4:49pm On Feb 14
Pls keep quiet before Men start to dey Banter you. If niggaz reason ur matter, na u go run from social media I swear.

It is well with you guys, we appreciate ur input for the super Eagles, we had expected that u won the AFCON cup but that's Sports for u. At times u win, at times u lose. We win together, we lose together.

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