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Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed To Resign On March 2nd by MisterLongman(m): 4:54pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Goodluck to her |
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by MisterLongman(m): 11:57pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
@Op polyandry is not a sin........ She can decide to marry you guys well if you guys agree to that, no big deal...... But Op take note never let a hoe turn you into her side guy, turn her into your bitch and fvck her until get tired of chopping her kpomo and pass her to the other guy or whoever is waiting to fill in your gap...... She's emotionally weak and unstable, bitch aint loyal mehn...... Two can play the game |
Romance / Re: Man Who Took Sex-Enhancing Drug Dies During Sex Romp With Teenager In Onitsha by MisterLongman(m): 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
jmoore:Obituary poster often goes thus " Our brother who died after a brief sickness"...... But in this case, it will be something like "our brother who died after a long sex romp" 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man Who Took Sex-Enhancing Drug Dies During Sex Romp With Teenager In Onitsha by MisterLongman(m): 2:31pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
Berbierklaus: Una don start....... So eighteen years na minor for where you dey live ba? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girl Puts On Blast Guy Who Asked SS Girlfriend To Abort Baby (photo) by MisterLongman(m): 4:42pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Ode!!!....... About to start a big fight like say instagram na boxing ring or wwe arena...... Ranting online only makes you look stupid moreso when you are not the ss girl involved... All these mumus that have turned social media into a court of justice una do well...... You no dey there when dem dey knack themselves, why you con carry another person wahala for head like afro dear friendly sister |
Romance / Re: She Blocked Me After The First Night Out. by MisterLongman(m): 4:13pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
2dice01:As in animal husbandry Op if you indeed failed to shine her congo when you got to her house then you more than deserve the cold treament 1 Like |
Events / Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by MisterLongman(m): 4:03pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
^^^This one sef na human being 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by MisterLongman(m): 3:53pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
You are truly a real joker..... Oti ya weyrey tipe tipe |
Romance / Re: Between An IG User & A Photographer: Who's Right About This Photo by MisterLongman(m): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Pre wedding pictures is not only bullshit but childish You go do engagement, introduction, wedding (both church and reception).... The pictures that you will snap at these events no do you, you con add pre wedding pictures make photographer continue to chop your money.... Abi you wan turn wedding to rituals nii... By the way, wedding is not even important in the scheme of things, it just for showoff IMO.... Its the marriage that matters 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady Becomes Chief Bridesmaid After Testing Her Boyfriend With Her Beatie by MisterLongman(m): 3:42pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
I think Lai mohammed is the unofficial founder of twitter.... This tale don pass c*ck and bull story...... NB: I'm sorry mr seun but I no want make you put rooster for my comment because I'm talking about the real c*ck (fowl) and not the customized one that you know |
Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by MisterLongman(m): 3:15pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Everblazinggg: Ooshey John terry!!!...... Confirm defender!!! So the girl is mature with her silly attitudes.... Why not just call off the relationship instead of tormenting him..... I'm suspecting that she's met a new prince charming that is keeping her attention away from the op but still wants to keep op as plan b just incase the new guy is fake, she can always fall back on mr. loverboy op 71 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by MisterLongman(m): 3:09pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
You two need to move over to the other room, f*ck your brains out and then say goodbye.... There's no need fighting a lost cause 8 Likes |
Phones / Re: 10 Categories Of People That May Not Afford To Browse When Data Rates Increases by MisterLongman(m): 4:43pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
God will surely punish Buhari and his 419 gang.... These mofos have ripped nigerians to the lowest lows and they are not stopping anytime soon... From this NCC data to that emefiele 3 mins call tax to 65 naira charge for collecting in the name of generating funds for this redundants fellows in both executhieves and legislathieves yet no corresponding increment in salaries that are being paid promptly... Now the change mantra is not even about fighting corruption but turning nigerians milking them to their last kobo since oil money no dey again .... God punish everyone of them including both the politicians and their supporters... Na cheat sure pass now.... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Doctor Assaults Registered Nurse At Abaji General Hospital Again by MisterLongman(m): 9:05am On Nov 16, 2016 |
Anotherr doctors and nurses beef in the making 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Amosun's Gateway Of Hell by MisterLongman(m): 3:00am On Nov 01, 2016 |
omofunaab: So you think it's just mere coincidence that Obansanjo and amosun came from the same Owu... A fruit doesn't fall far from its tree |
Politics / Re: Amosun's Gateway Of Hell by MisterLongman(m): 2:51am On Nov 01, 2016 |
I'm so happy that its amosun's kinsmen in abeokuta that are now complaining bitterly..... When Ijebus saw this with their wise foresight, you called them enemy of progress, now who is having the last laugh.... God will surely reward ado odo ota for allowing Obasanjo to rig in their backyard |
Politics / Re: Amosun Sacks Labour Leaders In Ogun by MisterLongman(m): 2:37am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Amosun don't forget that you will leave that seat someday continue your madness You will surely cry at the end of the day, that's certain |
Politics / Re: Amosun Sacks Ambali, Ogun NLC Chairman & 6 Others From Active Service by MisterLongman(m): 2:34am On Nov 01, 2016 |
NaijaMutant:**** You think its every issue you play the apc vs pdp card.... Keep on shining your teeth **** 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Amosun Sacks Ambali, Ogun NLC Chairman & 6 Others From Active Service by MisterLongman(m): 2:30am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Amosun's end in Ogun state will be very interesting..... He rode on Daniel's unpopularity with the masses to become governor and as it stands now his own end might end up worse than Daniel in the last days in power... He would definitely be served a worse dish than daniel in the end.... The power drunken he goat thinks he's some kinda emperor with ogun state as his fiefdom... Let's see how long he can continue to run ogun state like his private company, the idiot keeps digging his political grave each passing day.... Local idiot that has no business with governance just like his oga in aso rock... He brought down his bungalow at ibara after he became governor and till today dem never finish building that edifice only God knows when he will complete it.... Forcefully extorting everybody in the name of tax and then using it to fund his bills This stupid pharaoh in ogun will surely sink and never recover like his mentor in jesus name 8 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Do You Think PMB Is The Most Honest Nigerian? by MisterLongman(m): 2:13am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Ahhhh!!! Ganduje for saying this
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Politics / Re: Abuja Power Firm Disconnects APC Secretariat Over N1.2m Debt by MisterLongman(m): 2:08am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Now this is funny 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Has Failed Again (see Picture) by MisterLongman(m): 2:06am On Nov 01, 2016 |
And they said he's a pastor Mr. All talk and no action 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: See The Crowd Supporting Olusola Oke, Ondo State Governorship Candidate (Photos) by MisterLongman(m): 1:48am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Olusola Oke is just another bloody scammer.... See the jewman saying he will reverse the economic situation of the state when he doesn't know how much is entering and leaving the government's purse each month. He go reach there finish, story go change. Naija politicians and making promises they can't fulfill |
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Flashes Bob In New Photo Ask Fans IF They Have Eaten by MisterLongman(m): 1:33am On Nov 01, 2016 |
The annoying thing is that she got malnourished b**bs..... Yet one idiot is claiming that she flashed it, na phone call? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Another Rich Instagram Guy Spotted (pics) by MisterLongman(m): 1:29am On Nov 01, 2016 |
Thanks to dailymail and instagram, all these yahoo boys and ritualists now behaving like attention seeking whores |
Fashion / Re: Face Of Nigeria World Winners Emerge In A Keenly Contested Pageant Battle by MisterLongman(m): 11:40pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Stolen:Bro you are 100% correct...... Its called packaging but it doesn't change the fact that they are oloshos |
Fashion / Re: Face Of Nigeria World Winners Emerge In A Keenly Contested Pageant Battle by MisterLongman(m): 11:36pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Alexreports or whatever you call yourself, I hope say you dey follow Bleep these fresh pussies before pimping them to the sponsors of your peagants with this your overzealousness... We all know beauty peagents are just breeding ground for discovering fresh pussies for the old big belle politicians, crooked businessmen and yahoo boys to feast on. They are just another sets of sylvia nduka and dabota lawson of 2016 class |
Celebrities / Re: Afam Chiazor Dies While Shooting A Movie In Abeokuta After Coughing (Pics) by MisterLongman(m): 1:58pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
dubemnaija:Bomb dey your head 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Church Worshippers Kill Man With Stones In Ebonyi by MisterLongman(m): 1:49pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Religion is a curse to humanity 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Dubai Police Declare All Nigerians In Deira Wanted (pix) by MisterLongman(m): 12:10am On Oct 10, 2016 |
Na ogun go punish them |
Politics / Re: Ogun LGA Election Results: APC Clears All 20 LGs, 37 LCDAs - Sotrueng by MisterLongman(m): 11:53pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
We already knew apc will take everything before the election..... Yesterday was a selection day in ogun state 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by MisterLongman(m): 1:31am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Indeed this is an example that fits the phrase "Many are mad but few are roaming" my siggy is the real deal |
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