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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Solidstar Cute Younger Brother... A Model Too by MisterLongman(m): 6:17pm On Jul 27, 2015
gmacnoms:
e b lyk alien.... very ugly
Looks like one of them aliens in men in black...... Irritating, to say the least
Romance / Re: Police Saves Girl From Committing Suicide After Meeting Online Lover First Time! by MisterLongman(m): 6:03pm On Jul 27, 2015
That's result of believing what you don't see...... The height of deception She for die now
Romance / Re: Seriously!! Why Are There No Virgin Nigerian Girls From Age 14 Upward by MisterLongman(m): 5:50pm On Jul 27, 2015
And how did you arrive at this conclusion.....
Besides, the boys wey dey knack their akpako, Shey na virgin we go call them too. Such a one-sided opinion
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Lie About Been Raped by MisterLongman(m): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
Thread derailers everywhere
Romance / Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by MisterLongman(m): 11:15am On Jul 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Yeah, it still makes no sense to other people. As much as I love intense men, I've learned to avoid scorpio men like a plague. They're too draining & often paranoid.
All this wicked compliment for scorpios......
We aint that bad now.... We are not crazy, its just the way we make our feelings known
Romance / Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by MisterLongman(m): 11:02am On Jul 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Scorpios are IRRATIONALLY possessive & jealous though. They even get jealous over a celebrity on tv. Couldn't believe it when one exploded on me for saying Morris Chestnut is hot. Like seriously, how am I ever going to cheat with Morris Chestnut? That's the kind of cray cray that's not cool.
That nigga is a true scorpio......
Don't blame us, issues like that can be sensitive to us
Romance / Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by MisterLongman(m): 9:53am On Jul 27, 2015
jomile:
I don't like a guy who is possessive, I dated one once, it was d greatest mistake of my life,it just feels as if am in a prison, but tank God for my wonderful family dey pulled me out of dat prison
Well its not that bad.......
Possessiveness is one notable characteristics of a scorpio.....
Romance / Re: Dear Polygamous Men, by MisterLongman(m): 9:48am On Jul 27, 2015
I don't support a man cheating o his wife. If you want to marry a second wife, marry instead of acting like you are stealing meat from your mums pot.....
Well since ancient time, men have been polygamous in nature ( Abraham jacob, david solomon and co) down to the time of the forefathers, so its not a word that was invented in this century.
Its just that this life has not been fair to all
Romance / Re: Tallest Man In India Says He's Long Been Looking For Wife, But Can't Find. Pics by MisterLongman(m): 9:26am On Jul 27, 2015
mazeech:


"in terms of marriage, the main problem is my height. It will be very difficult to find someone who is tall enough for me. I think it is impossible," he tells Barcroft TV. "So this is also the reason why I haven't had a girlfriend."
So this dude is still looking for a woman that will be close to his height. You go wait tire lol......
8 foot 3 Sultan Kosen is happily married to a 5 foot 10 woman, I don't see any reason why he can't follow Sultan's footstep instead of waiting for a woman that's over 7 foot
Romance / Re: Do All Men Cheat??? by MisterLongman(m): 9:14am On Jul 27, 2015
That househelp story reminds me of Ekaette by maye hunta (tho the ekaette in the video fine small)
All men does not cheat but all men have the tendency to cheat because of their polygamous nature which I believe is inborn. Those that have been successful in monogamy are the ones that were able to suppress that urge and not necessarily because they were madly in love with their wives
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage by MisterLongman(m): 9:02am On Jul 27, 2015
The most popular reason is that marriage is no longer seen as a big deal......
In this era that baby mama is trending, where a girl will get pregnant for a guy that her parent have never met before and not be ashamed of it, so how can marriage be respected.
One thing I also noticed is that some naija babes thinks pregnancy is the only weapon they can use to force a man to settle down
Romance / Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MisterLongman(m): 8:22am On Jul 27, 2015
Cork are you dark-skin

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Love Yansh/booty??? (picture) by MisterLongman(m): 8:15am On Jul 27, 2015
It is a natural something
Romance / Re: Are You Guilty Of This? by MisterLongman(m): 9:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
Drhenrysaint:

My matured comment>
You see ur self doing dt wen u re SEX starved and jobless to worry abt none existing username. Most female moniker on nairaland are male. Eg INTROVERT
Stop being childish
Romance / Re: See The Question A Girl Asked On Twitter.... by MisterLongman(m): 9:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
Even if you ask the gods this question, the gods will be like Shoroniyen
Events / Re: PHOTOS: Nigerian Man Weds Chinese Lady In Calabar by MisterLongman(m): 8:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sharpshooter
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities That Have Adopted The New JAMB Policy by MisterLongman(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2015
Even RSUST follow
Romance / Re: Why Are People Less Critical Of Lesbianism Than They Are Of Gays by MisterLongman(m): 2:00am On Jul 26, 2015
Simply because it makes it easier for them to achieve their party fantasy........
But its still gross. Can't fathom why a woman will be drooling over her fellow woman, so unnatural
Romance / Re: Fact About You Ladies by MisterLongman(m): 1:50am On Jul 26, 2015
^^Word......
Let them flaunt what they've got....... As long as karma exist, they will be at the receiving end of their actions and inactions
Romance / Re: Low Self Confidence by MisterLongman(m): 1:42am On Jul 26, 2015
Elkewwty:
Nigerians and babalawo. Smh
Na nollywood cause am
Romance / Re: Low Self Confidence by MisterLongman(m): 1:41am On Jul 26, 2015
Can't stop laughing.........
So Your friend thinks babalowo is solution, in short he believes that your problem has spiritual connotations..
Effect of watching too many nollywood movies especially the yoruba genre
Romance / Re: Father, Sons Jailed For Running Animal Brothel by MisterLongman(m): 1:33am On Jul 26, 2015
jashar:
Please, someone should clarify this for me. Were they pimping out sheep to other sheep owners or what?
Something like that
Romance / Re: Photo: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by MisterLongman(m): 1:20am On Jul 26, 2015
Pineapp:
None tongue

Mumu is when you spray perfume to snap picture cheesy
Guy no kill me with laugh abeg
Romance / Re: My Wife Saved My Mom's Number With Old Witch by MisterLongman(m): 1:04am On Jul 26, 2015
Skain:
Ask her how come she use the same name you stored her mum's number for your mum...
I endorse this.......
Let's see if she would be able to take it........ What insolence, she's indirectly insulting you too as the son of the old witch

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Romance / Re: Meet Girl With The World's Longest Tongue! See What She's Doing With Boyfriend.. by MisterLongman(m): 12:55am On Jul 26, 2015
Warris dis
Romance / Re: Get His ATTENTION! Use This Simple Ways by MisterLongman(m): 12:53am On Jul 26, 2015
^^ Tell him to relocate to the lagoon....... At Op, that your link will definitely rust
Romance / Re: 10 Things Men Just Need To Accept About Women by MisterLongman(m): 12:50am On Jul 26, 2015
And the generalization continues....... The bathroom buddies part tho, wonders shall never end
Family / Re: I Have A Word For Many Young And Mature Girls This Morning With This Pic. by MisterLongman(m): 12:44am On Jul 26, 2015
Funny enough, an american lady once criticized them online for their simple mode of dressing......
The backlash she got forced her to tender her resignation at her workplace

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Romance / Re: Top SIGNS He Is In Love With You by MisterLongman(m): 12:40am On Jul 26, 2015
Error!!! Error!!! Error!!!
So if I no follow my girl lick spit for early momo before brushing, e mean say I no love am
Romance / Re: Dutch Police Adopt Sexiest Police Uniform(pic) by MisterLongman(m): 12:23am On Jul 26, 2015
Gigolos
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by MisterLongman(m): 12:22am On Jul 26, 2015
osemwengie1:
She is blaming alcohol for it. That it was a party she went to and took alcohol. What she did is painful coz I loved her genuinely.
Oga let her go but if you think you can manage the heartbreak then you can still give her a benefit of doubt at your own peril tho
Romance / Re: What Should I Do by MisterLongman(m): 12:19am On Jul 26, 2015
You are her sponsor and not her boyfriend...... So you think she owes you her allegiance because you are sponsoring her education.
You thought you were dating while she probably thought you are just an heaven sent helper......
You don't sponsor a girl's education except if you are running a charity foundation

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