Education › Re: See The Work Of God (amazing Mathematics Trick!) God Is So Wonderful by MisterLongman(m): 12:18pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
So God is now a mathematician ......
Nigerians and their religious over-sabi |
Politics › Re: See What Improved Electricity Has Caused (picture) by MisterLongman(m): 12:15pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
I don't know why people are acting like electricity is stable across all the 36 states and fct |
Phones › Re: Picture Quality Of Pictures Taken In Nigeria So Low Compared To Other Countries. by MisterLongman(m): 12:10pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
That's because they are beginners learners..........
Especially those that over-edit their pictures
Environment also matters |
Politics › Re: May Your Enemies Be Confused As This Two Chelsea Defenders (photos) by MisterLongman(m): 12:00pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
After the reggae play the blues
The blues the blues
Even mourinho no get a clue
A clue a clue |
Celebrities › Re: OMG!!! Guy Bleaches His Skin Beyond Recognition -see Shocking Photos by MisterLongman(m): 8:50pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Dude is already brighter than his future |
Education › Re: See What This Hausa Boy Posted On Facebook Concerning His Neco Result by MisterLongman(m): 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
The federal character will make up for his academic deficiencies |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: At least 65 dead in Makkah Grand Mosque crane crash (graphic Pics) by MisterLongman(m): 8:19pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Shoroniyen.......
Your brain needs a factory reset asap |
Phones › Re: Mtn Crediting Revalidated Sims For Free by MisterLongman(m): 3:30pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
SexyStrawberry: I got the #500 credit too even though i didnt revalidate my sim. When they sent me that initial text to go revalidate my sim, I called dem customer care line after seeing the monstrous crowd at one of their offices, when she picked up, trust me naaw, I hurled insults to her n MTN in general n told her to check my line if it wasn't activated, something wey I buy 34k as at then no be now that dey are now selling it #100 or buy one n get one free! I told her that some 7yrs ago or so we were told to register d line of which I did and DAT I won't queue up for another one, n if dey block my line, Amadioha is coming after her n d rest of MTN staff as well! heheheheehhehehehehe Next thing I come get text from them thanking me for revalidating my line plus #500 to go with it as well  This is bribery, blackmail and corruption....
You used the backdoor to revalidate your sim while countless other citizens are having sun bath at mtn offices..... EFCC, ICPC and NCC must hear this |
Politics › Re: Leaked - Buhari's Ministerial List by MisterLongman(m): 3:08pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
If the opposition thinks propaganda will get them the presidency in 2019 then they are on a long thing |
Romance › Re: Guys,if You're To Pick One,which One Will You Pick? Front Or Back?(pic) by MisterLongman(m): 3:03pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
KARISHIKA FALL DOWN AND DIE
In M.I's voice " all of them are faking" |
Celebrities › Re: Crazy Things That Goes On In Nigeria Night Clubs Every Night (photos) by MisterLongman(m): 2:55pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Luckymay: This is why we no longer worth a thing to the male folks, cos (most) ladies have lost their pride and dignity. May God save our generation. Tomorrow they will be praying for a down to earth husband. So the male folks flexin with them are worthy..... These same men will be looking for a virgin wife when the time to settle down.... I don't know why females are always at the receiving end as if the male folks are innocent (really one-sided).... Its a man's world afterall |
Phones › Re: My Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza, Onitsha by MisterLongman(m): 10:12pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Singing the gospel "I waka waka, no one no one"
Op do (sorry) |
Politics › Re: Actress - Omotola Jalade, Has Blasted President Muhammadu Buhari (photos) by MisterLongman(m): 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
chara019: mehn!girl u gat lotta hate in you,its not good for your heart.take it easy o. He is not a girl..... Don't be deceived by the (f)...... He has always been uncouth and mischievous since time immemorial |
Politics › Re: Breaking :names Of Ministers For Screening by MisterLongman(m): 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
You guys have been speculating ministers since the man won election in march but I'm sure he will disappoint you same way he disappointed you concerning the SGF issue...... Btw, WTF is bisola adegbenro and which senatorial district is he/she representing in ogun state. I know the current senators in the state and he/she is not one of them. I know that there are ghost workers but when did we start having ghost senators |
Education › Re: Is It Right For A Mother/Father To Kiss His/her Child Like This? by MisterLongman(m): 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Can you please tell me why you think its wrong |
Education › Re: Is It Right For A Mother/Father To Kiss His/her Child Like This? by MisterLongman(m): 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Can you please tell why you think its wrong |
Education › Re: UNILAG Shuts Down Indefinitely by MisterLongman(m): 2:30pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Smooyis: An electric cable that should have been carefully attended to has now led to death and closure of unilag. Our attitude of carelessness in this country is unparalleled.
As usual no one will pay for this neglect. And the circle continues again. Both the government and the people are to be blamed..... This wires shouldn't have been in a residential area or they should ve been removed when the such area becomes occupied by people or to be passed underground..... Imagine people were crying foul when ogun state govt. decided to demolish houses under live wires despite the fact that its for their own good |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Is Far Richer Than He Declares (PICTURE PROOF) by MisterLongman(m): 2:21pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
You guys should get busy with something better than this......
This ish is boring to say the least |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World's Sexiest Nurse (photos) by MisterLongman(m): 2:12pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Who dash Monkey banana
Who dash am title with the "imbecilic" pose |
Phones › Re: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by MisterLongman(m): 2:09pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
3G never occupy the whole Nigeria you dey talk of 4g......
Most of 4g around at the moment are probably 3.75g |
Politics › Re: Sad! Pastor Commits Suicide After Hackers Exposed Him On Adultery Website.Pics.. by MisterLongman(m): 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
A website that encourages extra-marital affairs like seriously...... Americans should count themselves lucky that magun no dey reign for their country...... Dey for don hear am |
Politics › Re: Ekiti Workers Jubilate As Fayose Pays Them Another Visit Today (photos) by MisterLongman(m): 1:47pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
OZAOEKPE: "This fayose of a guy is far bette than their so-called Awolowo in politics, he's greater than Awo", Quote me anywhere. You are very stvpid....... Even fayose will never compare himself to awolowo not to talk of being far better |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by MisterLongman(m): 1:20pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Jenny1010: I know all this guilty conscious selfish guys will come here to attack me coupled with some low esteem girls.
How does asking your boyfriend how much he earns make you a local or hungry girl. What is the foundation of a relationship? isn't trust?. If you want a long lasting relationship, you have to open up on everything. You want a girl to tell you everything about herself, but you assume it an offence when she ask you how much you earn.
If you can't open up to your girl on how much you earn, then you have to ask yourself "what are you doing with her" , because clearly you don't trust her, except you just want to use and dump her. Are you the finance minister of the relationship....... Except you intend to be a full housewife, you should lead by example by telling him your own salary first before expecting his. Trying to hide under the shadow of trust is bullshit honestly. Besides if you are intelligent enough, you should be able to detect if his standard of living is satisfactory enough for you enough. You'd rather ask his employer or go to his bank to demand for his bank statement if you are serious about it. Its your type of wife that will have money but won't help in easing her husband of the family's financial burden |
Education › Re: Dean Faculty Of Law Unical Accused Of Raping 400l Student by MisterLongman(m): 1:52pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
EggovinMma: ALL THESE MAD MEN DON START AGAIN. EVEN A FACULTY DEAN ? THIS PRICCK WEY DEM GIVE UNA WEY BE MEN NA BLESSING OR CURSE?     ?
MAKE THUNDER FIREEEEE THAT USELESS LAWYER! !! A RAPED VICTIM FIRST GO THROUGH MOMENTS OF SHAME AND EMBARASSMENT ACCOMPANIED WITH CONFUSION, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE RAPIST IS KNOWN AND SUPERIO OR TO HER.
IF I AM THE DAUGHTER OF THAT USELESS DEAN , BY NOW I FOR DON DISOWN AM.BLOODY RAPIST! Hear the full story before judging. Raking this much on a one-sided story is needless. This case reminds me of kobe bryant case which is some how similar. They definitely had sex but I doubt it was without the girl's consent |
Education › Re: Dean Faculty Of Law Unical Accused Of Raping 400l Student by MisterLongman(m): 1:43pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
bluaero: wow. Konji is no respecter of any man.
Moral of the story: Before you mijinju with any girl, ensure to sign a written agreement that clearly states both party's agreement to the ministry. This is to avoid false accusation of rape. Because if you do the thing well and an autopsy is done on that area, my brother, the doctor may not be able to differentiate it from rape o  Reminds me of the kobe bryant case. Girls can funny atimes. I've a feeling that they had an agreement but when the girl later discovered that she had been scammed, she resorted to rape |
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Thailand For Cocaine Production In Their House by MisterLongman(m): 1:39pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Plus234: those name sounds to me like delta Igbo, which means they are half Igbo and half whatever [i]Who told you delta igbos are half-igbos........ E be like say your brain knock |
Business › Re: CBN Threatens Severe Sanctions On Banks For TSA Violation by MisterLongman(m): 1:32pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Wow!!!! what a diva by MisterLongman(m): 6:25am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Wannabes everywhere  |
Education › Re: I Cant Believe What My Neighbour's Son Made In WAEC by MisterLongman(m): 6:06am On Sep 07, 2015 |
2014.........
Op cover your tracks well next time |
Politics › Re: Governor Ambode Appoints 19 New Permanent Secretaries by MisterLongman(m): 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
DollyParton1: Lagos belongs to the Yorubas yes. As a Yoruba, I won't go to Lagos and be dragging Lagos with the indigenes. I know my origin. Neither will I say that Lagos is a no man's land when I actually know that there are indigenous Lagosians. Lagos is part of the Odu'a nation.
Oil is found in Yoruba land too. And when we are talking about oil, you Igbos need to retract your tentacles from the other oil producing areas. Stop claiming other tribes oyel too. Stick to the oyel found in Igboland too. I owe you a hug......
These biafrans wants their own nation and still wants a stake in lagos at the same time. How greedy can one get |
Politics › Re: Why Are Yorubas Wailing For The Igbos Over The NNPC Chairman Appointment? Photo by MisterLongman(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
onenaira3: Nigga I'm from asaba you dim wited buf00n duh loser I know what my city name is monkey. A useless dumbass that can't even tell a typo when he sees one. And yes I'll insult you because that's the only thing your loser ass is worth. A complete insult to humanity. Next time open a damn book and read about delta before speaking about it or better yet, don't. Worry about your Southwest lands Yeah, I innocently pointed out the typo and you went berserk like an hungry lion. Meanwhile, writing an epistle of insults does not change anything about me lol because I only take it with a pinch of salt. BTW you sound pained |