BoneBlogger:
A man identified as Mr. Osondu popularly known as 'Onya Mechanic' was caught after dismantling a stolen motorcycle which he intended to sell and use the money for his mothers burial in Ibagwa-Ani area of Nsukka, Enugu state.

The man was nabbed by members of Omaka vigilante team as he revealed to them during interrogation that he committed the act because of his mother's burial.

He was paraded round the town as he was forced to carry the remaining part of the scattered motorcycle.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/thief-caught-dismantling-motorcycle-sell-mothers-burial-photo.html

FlirtyKaren:
Read Fola Olatunji-David's story below:

God is still in the business of embarrassing us with miracles.


Mentally deranged man's photo used for illustration purposes only
Summary
My car stopped on the road today in Surulere.

Was stranded for 45 mins trying to diagnose and find help.

A half naked MADMAN shows up and tells me what to do (go buy fuel).

15 mins later, problem solved.

History:
Took the car to the shop for some mechanical work a few days back... As per Naija mechanic (fix one, spoil another), he spoilt the fuel gauge. So I didn't realise I was out of fuel (guage was still well over half, and i hadn't driven car in days to remember proper level)

After my informed diagnosis of problem elimination, I conclude that the new fuel pump that was replaced must have been fake. Thank God I kept the old one right? Wrong! I start to struggle with the back seat of the Toyota to access the fuel pump cannister.

Just to be on the safe side, I decide to try starting again. I was wearing a white dress shirt, and was already half soaked in sweat. This guy shows up shirtless and starts to shout "Na the fuel". Thinking it was a tout, I just ignored and continued my "work

After 10 mins of struggling and not making headway, I step out of the car to catch my breath. This guy starts walking to me, it was then I realised that he wasn't a boy in the hood showing off his abs, but a middle aged man who was mentally unbalanced and destitute. MAD MAN!

I was certain today was an unfortunate day because not only was my car bad on Eric Moore Road, I was going to be accosted by a mad man. He calmly walks up to me and says "Oga it's the fuel, go and buy fuel". I said thank you to let him leave me peacefully, and he did!

A few problems here (in my mind):
1. My gauge said otherwise
2. Even if, I didn't have a keg to buy the fuel
3. I didnt know where to buy the fuel
4. It definitely wasn't the fuel - I now remembered that I bought a full tank less than a week, and hadn't gone anywhere with it


30 seconds later, this guy comes back with a dirty 5 litres keg with a makeshift cover made of all the nylons and "pure water" satchets he could find, and says I should "leave here and go buy fuel". Y'all know that in Nigeria, leave here is not an advice, it's a warning.

I decided I needed a break either ways, and I was probably in his turf. As I was flagging a bike he didn't say a word, just looked at me like he was going to sell my car the moment I went out of view. Today couldnt get worse! Have you had a mad man angry at you before?

Anyways, I make a quick trip to the conoil up the road, and come back. Get back to my car and the mad man was gone! Hallelujah. Next up create a funnel out of empty plastic water bottle, I grab one bottle from the car, looking for something sharp to cut it.

Couldnt find something in the car so decided to improvise. Immediately I came out the car guess who was holding an already cut bottle... Yes, this mad man. He gives me and moves back (as you would if you gave someone something very dear to you). I was half spooked, half amused.

Anyways, i pour the fuel, run the engine and the car starts on the spot as if I just drove from servicing... I couldn't believe it. I had reluctantly bought the fuel and wasn't expecting it to work. Stunned i start to thank the guy and he was just smiling.

I reached out to thank him, but by now he was back to being mad... talking complete rubbish and point to the ground and stuff! I forced 1000 on him and left. Mad as in, kolo!

Fam! God made a mad man temporarily gain his sanity to sort me out!!!

I grew up hearing my father proclaim "I can never be stranded" and "I was young and now old and never seen the righteous forsaken or his seed beg bread"... Today, those words became life.

It's more amazing because I'm not righteous, not by a mile, but its a continuous testament of God's love and commitment to embarrassing us with his mercy and grace!

I repeat, God used a mad man to help me! Wow.

https://lailasnews.com/guy-recounts-mad-man-temporarily-regained-sanity/

conductor123:
When I got married to my wife... Our cake was bigger than this. Shior!

zoba88:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/terrible-accident-kills-many-kwara.html?m=1

judecares1:
WAT GOES AROUND,COMES AROUND

ct2:
God Pls give me the grace to take good care of my children, Lord I don't want my children to be another families slave

Caustics:
he is not okay.

Sagay212:
nobody is stopping any woman from becoming what she wants to be. Everyone whether men or women enjoy equal opportunities. no body will serve you anything on a platter of gold. you have to work hard to get it.

elChapo1:
I'm proud to say that I can and will continue to gv my wife all the chances she needs cos she is my best friend and confidant. to hell with this islamic misogynist!!! besides today marks one year anniversary btween my wife and i.

Saintsammurai:
If i was your fiance, i will reply that I've blocked you too from my universe..

EmyLeo:
niggar!!!

##where your balls at

ps: give no girl your balls to play ping-pong, use your damn head...




...just let her be, and don't act sissy..
you ve better things to do in life(make money bruh) than doing "monitoring spirit" up and down.

papinx:

Hope you are good

papinx:

Longest time o

papinx:

Mitchsin, is this the same Mitchsin on OAU 13/14 admission thread?

papinx:

Mitchsin, is this the same Mitchsin on OAU 13/14 admission thread?

fattbabakay:
Mai baybee

fattbabakay:
Mai baybee

fattbabakay:
Subsequent to various threads springing up on the subject and related circumstances, I decided to pick up my slate and my almost fainted ink to script down my mind.

The bone of contention of whether a MOD should contest or not is like beating ones head against the wall, trying to squeeze blood from a turnip or probably more like trying to herd cats. As it's pretty baseless since no rule of the competition states against it.

Coupled with the fact that every human has equal chances, as long as he has the qualities required of him.

DISCLAIMER : This piece is solely based on my perception, it is not sponsored and most probably bound to differ from yours, if you feel different, open your thread and yawn your possibly meaningful flows.

On this note, read below, some Some Reasons Why Fynestboi Should Be The Next Mr Nairaland.

As expected, Mr Nairaland is not a test of popularity but rather creativity, which is the use of imagination or original ideas to create something. Fynestboi, who was nominated by many, without his initiation obviously saw the capability in him, well, maybe based on the fact that he has a track record of innovative ideas which are better left uncounted. The last Nairaland Interschool Debate, which I'm a very big fan of, was coordinated majorly by him, which I doubt if he ever got paid for.

Fynestboi became a MOD in August 2013 and before then, he has been a very vibrant member of the forum, majorly education section. For the record, he initiated Nairaland Tutorials, even before he was made a Mod.

He is a nairalander which gives him equal opportunity to contest in any programme organised by nairaland provided he meets the requirements and goes against no rule whatsoever.

Mind you, this competition is meant to be among individuals with creative and innovative mindsets, not some troublesome Muchachos.

Also, Nairaland needs individuals who are selfless, trustworthy and capable of gaining public trust and confidence, which is the aim of a competition like this.

I must not forget to mention the fact that his look depicts is moniker

So there you go, you can add yours, feel free to counter, though I might not reply, I'm too busy writing strings only computers could read.

#Peace

Fynestboi Ride On

fattbabakay:
Who is arguing with this one You seeked advice and I said my mind, how I take offend am now?

tIce:
no be only u my sis. Most of d lecturers attended forming101 today, so dey had no chance to come nd lecture us. i pray tomorrow is their lecture free day.

tIce: no be only u my sis. Most of d lecturers attended forming101 today, so dey had no chance to come nd lecture us. i pray tomorrow is their lecture free day.

Princeadebayo1:

Danthesage:


abi oooo.... Congrats to us

Danthesage:
Sista..... Wetin dey ooo?

Cymbal:
I think it from the just concluded emergency senate meeting. And it's real.

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The Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Nigeria, wishes to inform the general public that the university which was shut down on Wednesday 18th June 2014, due to protests arising from increament in school fees, re-opens on Sunday, 24th August, 2014, with lectures beginning on Monday, 25th August, 2014. Consequently, ALL students are to report back to Campus on Sunday, 24th August, 2014. Thank you.

Cymbal: Oau resumes on 24th August.From senate.
Happy resumption in advance.