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nateevs:
For all those who criticise Mikel, this is the game where you need him.
He never loses the ball and almost always completes his passes.
I cannot count how many times Essien has given the ball away. And I have been complaining about this for about 10 games.
Why does he try to run with the ball when he can keep things simple.

So far, that is my only complaint. Well apart from that moment of horror from Bosingwa.

same thing i have bin sayin,essien loses d ball too much,we nid kalou in dis game,n i dnt know y dd n torres dnt want to cooperate

hmmm,abeg chelsea no spoil my mood today ooo,na victory i want o

switch47:
3 points ko 33 points ni! Stoke did it against the bunch of wastes called chelsea. And could have even scored again. Now chelsea is hopelessly 11 points behind manchester united!!! Torress becoming more useless like i predicted with a record 500 minuter without a goal. Its a shame on chelsea.shame!!

mscheew.yeye,go n cry ova ur trophyless seasons and leave us alone

so switch47 dey parade chelsea thread.he culdnt even drop a comment here, smh,yeye boi

Eziachi:
If your so called poor civil servants, trader and those you chose to refer as common people are building houses- why are they still poor and why do you till refer them as so?
You are the dumb one, I am sure your brain was left behind when the midwife did her job.

OUCH

r231:
yea and it wasn't funny too

i was taking a shower this morning when the house phone rang,

my wife picked the phone up was on the phone till i came out of the batheroom

as soon as i walked out of the bathroom. . . . . . she started going back and forth with this person on the phone about where she met me

what was he wearing that day, how long has this been going on

then she ask the person what my other name was and they person said my name my wife repeated it like 10 times

i feel like peeing on myself and she kept asking why are you looking so guity and i kept asking who is that on the phone

finaly she took the person's number and said i will call you back

Now she faced me and start all this question and answer session about how this person call the house and said i have been dating her bla bla bla and how we went out last wknd and even said what i was wearing where i was and what time i left

this went on for almost an hour and getting serious and i kept kicking maself in the brain cus i didnt do nothing

she said well i am about to call your parents now and tell them whats going on and to let them knw is over

the woman was proper crying and i don't even know what to do or say no more

so i went went to lock myself in the toilet. . . . . . . she came to the toilet banging on the door and said oh i am just messing with you

it was me and sarah on the phone and its APRIL FOOL

i feel like draging her into the toilet and flush her down for dat crap

mess up my whole morning

wow that was close

ur wyf take style wicked ooooooo

but dat was a 9ce one

sledge406:
We're on same page then  

Good thoughts!

abi na,even fooled my teachers on fb,dnt know hw to tell dem happy fools day nw

nope,i avnt bin fooled today but i fooled a lot of ppl

i changed my birthdate on fb,n so many peeps fell for it

i caught 22 ppl on fb,all i did was to change my birthdate,even my teachers fell for it

i don confess sha

McCoy91:
They PREDICTED what the final scores would have been? State-of-the-art software ko, science country ni. This has re-opened still sore wounds for England. But the decision to introduce the goal-line technology is good news tho

dyabman:
wtf!

happy april fool's day,see u next year,

Fifa to allow Frank Lampard's World Cup goal for England v Germany as part of new 'retroactive goal-line technology' review system

Football's governing to body use state-of-the-art software to predict eventual outcome of matches that have been marred by inferior officiating


England were handed a major World Cup boost today as Fifa announced plans to introduce retroactive goal-line technology for all major tournaments.

Fifa president Sepp Blatter gave the green light to implementing a system from April 1 onwards saying that it will "not only ensure controversial, disputed goal-line decisions never happen again - but those that have taken place in the past will be settled once and for all".

The head of football's governing body added: "This decision will put right the many wrongs caused by poor goal-line decisions."

The move means that Frank Lampard's wrongly-disallowed goal in England's 4-1 defeat to Germany at the 2010 World Cup will now stand.

Lampard's chip had comfortably crossed the line after striking the underside of the crossbar when England were 2-1 down, but Uruguayan referee Jorge Larrionda waved play on.

Fifa's newly appointed head of goal-line technology and retro-active implementation Flora Pilo explained: "We have reviewed the decision and have given the goal to England.

"We then used a programme based on state-of-the-art technology provided by the makers of Championship Manager to simulate what would have happened had England levelled the score at 2-2 and the final score is now 5-2 to Germany.



Ms Pilo added: "In our simulation England begin the second half throwing men forward and Germany score three more goals on the break - so not much different to what actually happened in Bloemfontein, but this is fairer

"All Fifa records will be amended accordingly and the legacies of these nations will be rewritten in the best traditions of fairness that Fifa have always upheld."

The German FA (DFB) are furious at the decision but said 'they eagerly await results of the review of the 1966 World Cup final'.

Happy April Fool's Day




[quote author=Ziggy_mama link=topic=636298.msg8029583#msg8029583 date=1301641924] . . . . why did i wanna see that? [/quote]curiosity

Saharareporters: nude pictures of Genevieve Exposed

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DoNotBanMe:
I think most people smoke weed before they come here to post. Example, Kobojunkie, Playmode etc.

if you think this,then i guess i continue to cry for our nation

Bintus2much:
Even if he had not quit he still would have gone nowhere in the election results. Dont understand why the government can work with people like him. Very bad you know.

i dont know o,and d likes of alao akala contest and win elections,well come saturday,we get what we deserve

Utomi quits presidential race

The presidential candidate of the Social Democratic Mega Party, Prof. Pat Utomi, on Wednesday withdrew from the race over the inability of position parties to adopt a single contestant.


Utomi, who confirmed his decision to THE PUNCH on the telephone, said, “Yes, I’ve withdrawn. I withdrew today.”


His decision came as a shock to Nigerians, especially as he had on Tuesday participated in the debate organised by the Nigeria Election Debate Group in Abuja alongside three other candidates.



http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2011033016322879

una see wetin don happen,well i guess am stayin in my house dat day

money good o,c as bola tin wey momodu belle still flat

Nattlil:
GEJ all the way, the Nigerian masses are behind him so win he must hahahahha. Alert!!! Cpc and acn are still busy buying voters card from their uneducated poverty stricken supporters in the north. All this anti GEJ mad men on NL can inform their people back home to go and sell their's to . All in the name of religion buhari is a failure. GOODLUCK NIGERIA

Sweetnecta:
@mithel; « #73 on: Today at 09:48:09 AM »what you wrote is worth less than 10 kobos. hopefully, 9.5 kobos out of your kobos was the fine you paid for this piece.

do the christians find fault in Islam?

absolutely; they complain we do not have a system of salvation, as if something must be killed before mercy descends from the Creator Who forgave Adam and his mate without spilling any blood.

see,i dnt find faults in things,i look for gud tins in tins,nw lets take a look at the thread,your first reply


@OP; if you are serious about knowing the truth about who satan was before he became 'devlish/satanic', the acts that made him so, read the Quran. if you want a faith that has good and sound clear answers, Islam is it.


You only have to goggle who Iblis is. Who Shaytan is. What was he made of. Surah Baqarah, Araf, Kahf are three chapters among others to guide you. I can answer what everyone have been waffling and trying to avoid, including the no answer provided by Jesoul. Its better to do your own research of the Quran and come out with personal knowledge.


now,what i see here is just an attempt to make the poster think,"oh,it seems dis religion(xtian) is nt it o,ageg islam is the one and only confirmed religion" n before u abuse me,dats just wat i see


now,comin to the salvation part,its possible u av argued with oda xtians abt this issue countless tyms ,but dat doesnt mean everyone thinks like dat,i av come to accept islam as much i accept christianity,i know some of my fellow xtain brodas feel muslims av to come to jesus and d salvation stuff,but all God wants to see first is your heartt and both religions teach almost same thing in terms of treatin ur neighbor,at least we worship one God and we beleive there is one God too,so lets forget,u r for Jesus and i am For muhamed or Allah,PEACE IS D WAY FORWARD,

dats my one kobo n please no reduce am again oooo

ndu1988:
Debate does not make a scrap of difference becos GEJ has publicly demonstrated his ability & capability despite the enormous problems ravaging dis country he will surely deliver good tidings to nigeria

hmmmmmmmmm

I've never read the rules and i don't think i will throughout my stay on NL.

rasputinn:
Oh shut up.Pat Utomi is grossly overrated
Was he not part and parcel of the sleaze that went on at bank PHB whilst FA was there,even now that CC is doing his own,what has PU done to show he is not part of the sleaze,if indeed he is not.

,,,,,and he wants to come and fix Nigeria.Someone should please tell him that Nigeria is much more than his Patitos gang TV Vshow

anoda GEJ follower,i guess?

smh for this country

nawa ooo,i read the whole thread and got tired already,abeg choose ur God,n if u dnt bliv in one,stay lyk dat,like d bible says.he dat says dere is no God is a fool,and all of u followin d homosapien story, i pity u,even albert einstein bliv in God.

and for the muslims,i no know una problem,always tryin to find fault in christainity,i respect muslims,cos i know its deir way of worship dat is different but all d principles are almost the same,lets all live in unity ,at least we bliv dere is a God unlike some ppl,(luks around and eyes dose ppl)

dats my ten kobo

[quote author=izi-n-bizi link=topic=626871.msg8015112#msg8015112 date=1301472861]THOUGH IT WILL BE A BIG SHAME ON NIGERIA BUT PDP WILL WIN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. I VOTE GEJ BECAUSE MY VOTE DOESNT COUNT IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. SHAME NIGERIA, SHAME PDP.[/quote]den u wont av d moral ground to criticise him,so vote who you want,if he doesnt work out,u know u didnt vote in d yeye person dat might be dere

Meldrick:
All these poetry will surely get you no where. GEJ will win convincingly.
Tinubu is worse than OBJ.One who handpicked candidates in ACN. Surely hasn't got the ideals of a democrat.

atleast he picked people who are performing,e.g fashola.but obj has picked ppl dat wud draw us back

Pharoh:
BON divided it into two sessions of four candidates each and goodluck will be debating with three other candidates 2moro. You cannot debate goodluck because you are not a contesting candidate for the presidential election. For the records i am not working for goodluck and do not have any access to him okay.

but ,u do know GEJ is not goin to debate wit anyone tomoro n it wont benefit anyone my broda

i am for utomi,@playmode,take it easy,i know d situation is very bad an d d way utomi was hittin on points,i wanted to cry for nigeria

why cant we have more leaders like utomi,such a brilliant mind

appletango:
Luck eventually runs out; just ask any gambler.

Ode to President Goodluck Jonathan:

Oh President Goodluck Jonathan--what a lucky man you are indeed!

After watching the movie "MatchPoint"--(starring Scarlett Johanssen
directed by Woody Allen-- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416320/
I came to the conclusion that the best prayer one can wish for
a new born baby especially if one is is limited to just one prayer is this
one:

May your sojourn in life be met with good luck no matter where ,when
and which ever endeavour you wish to pursue at any stage of your life. Amen

With good luck on your side you have everything you might have ever need in life.

Good luck covers all facets of human needs and wants; it makes up for all your errors
and imperfections or at least makes sure no one notices them:

Health--with good luck on your side you are able to avoid most disease causing
germs and agents; you avoid all forms of accidents--always two to three minutes
in front or behind the motor vehicle collisions ranging from minor fender benders
to fatal ones.

Wealth--with good luck on your side money is never too far away from you--never too
little that you could want for anything substantial and never too much as to get
you into trouble.

Family--with good luck on your side, the bad girl friends/boyfriends either dump you or you dump them before things start getting serious--even before you know they are bad for you. This ensures that you end up marrying the girl or boy of your dreams who is perfect for you. With good luck, the children who will create trouble for your family end not being born!

Education--with good luck on your side, even when you are not that bright you end being accepted to the course you might excel in even without you knowing it.

Career: with good luck on your side you end up getting the jobs with best prospects
for promotions.
Even when seemingly unqualified or even at its extreme grossly incompetent to accomplish the task hand, the good luck charm ensures that the more competent folks either do not show up for the job interview or when they do show up they make the most egregious mistakes. Some of them end up choosing the wrong partners.

Law enforcement: with good luck on your side even when you or a member of your family commits any offence--minor or serious, the stars line up in away to ensure that you are exonerated even by the one who accused you of committing the offence in the first instance.

Oh Goodluck Jonathan- what a lucky man you are indeed!

and mind you am not in support of the man,the question is ARE U AS LUCKY AS DIS MAN??

Homonide:
As much as i think Mr momodu doesn't stand any chance in the forthcoming presidential elections, he is right to sue bon and even nedg for preventing him from reaching out to nigerians,moreso when he was invited and he wrote to accept the invitation.i wonder what the organisers stand to achieve by making sure that the 'debate' suddenly becomes 'an interview of pdp presidential flagbearer.'

very good point mr broda,wen dey are supposed to be lukin for ppl to replace dose dat boycotted d debate,so dat gej wud av some1 to compare his ideas with and debate against to show if he is capable or nt, mscheeew,awon onir*nu