₦airaland Forum

komek:
In as much as I am not a fan of this govt because of the way they came to power, I will like to say that this Amanpour interview concerns me so much as a Nigerian.

Where is Femi Adesina and the Aboki who is the other mouth of Buhari? They should pls go to the background and supply him with answers and what is expected of him to say.

They should prepare him with the Answers to Acronyms like APC, INEC etc. They shud pls tell him he cannot stabilise the oil price. They should teach him the elementary Economics of making $1=N1.

They should pls tell him that there is nothing like West Germany. Please give him the names of world leaders in a piece of paper.

Amanpour should please ask him little questions that a senile person shud understand. Infact, I recommend the "mere commission' to go represent us their o. Cos that's the only thing I know he cud do, speak big English without actions. Nigerians need help before 7pm.

May children say this of you in years to come. Amen!

So respect is when she comes to see Ol'Pete covered from head to toe?
Would it still be respect when Ol'Pete picks up a magazine,
newspaper, goes online or
unexpectedly attends a random event and is instantly assaulted with the
salacious visage of Cossy's out of control bosoms!
Respect is consistent, what she just did is pretense.
It's just like dressing like a nun to church and transforming to a
hooker outside the same church gates immediately after service.
My two cents. I had to look closely to see that what was on
her head was a blonde wig and not a yellow head tie!

Mods, please move this to front page. I featured in that short movie. The project needs votes! If I win now, Nairaland will attach abi?

KinkyAngela:
When will the ibos finally go back to Biafra?

WHEN WILL OLOSHOS (especially males pretending to be female oloshos) GO BACK TO THE BROTHEL?
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, the heart of the fool to the (YABA) left. Even as he walks along the path, the FOOL lacks SENSE and must show everyone how STU.PID he is - Ecclesiastes 10: 2-3 Have a blessed day!

This is what people like barcadiva wants PMB to do at the National level to show he is working, yet Wike (and the Ekiti mongrel) has done absolutely nothing in the name of pursuing his predecessor. I hope Tanoids and GEJites will not complain if PMB also decides abandon governance to go after their lord and personal hero!

bushdoc9919:
They should be.

Of course...no need to panic. APC is after all a relatively new party.

But like I have said elsewhere....the policy of having too many captains in the APC may come back to haunt them.

This whole thing, is not just about the senate principal officers, it is about silencing Tinubu and shoving him out the back door. APC will grow bigger and better as a party but that is after the likes of Tinubu, Lai Mohammed, Bisi Akande, Oyegun et al are flushed out. APC will be taken from the bulgy one and I suspect men like Fashola behind this coup!

dickrider:

Okay you've been seeking it all day and now you have my FULL er.ection... sorry attention. I have it, so bring your deep pus.sy over or else... just shut up and get a brain!

There is nothing new about this, even companies offer same to employees taking depreciation and payment of an agreed percentage regarding purchase price into account. The post says the cars are not for free and anyone can decide to exercise the right to buy or not...just noting before we get overtly sentimental like I know peops would without even bothering to read the post.

NeduLuiZ:
What's the inspiration here

So young girls should go around and open their legs to celebs and mother kids out of wedlock in order to get inspired

I wonder ooo.. as per role model na! Rubbish! Would we have heard this 'inspiring' story if the father was Sule, the apprentice barber!

kennygee:
They are feeding you fat for sacrifice.

My thoughts exactly... but kai! You no well o!

Vivipop:
This reminds me of the 2009 riot/protest over increament in school fees. Opi junction was blocked, and at the end our voices were heard. I hope their voices will be heard again this time. Nigeria shames me sometimes.

Greatest Lioness!

Pangea:
If the above was true,
Why was he not prosecuted?
Another indictment on the government of GEJ!
The people rose in anger against the perceived rigging of the election by PDP and you are here blaming the man that was slighted.
All the propaganda of the PDP against Buhari has the architect of the riots could not even result in criminal prosecution.
As the man has said, it's no longer business as usual.
If you are indicted, get ready to pay for your crimes.

God bless you plenty! May your (wo)manhood live on

TS2:
Many of you asking who sent them message and condeming the women are just funny and that is the problem we have in Nigeria. No sense of collective responsibility. "It is not my business so I wont do anything about it".

Why would a meeting/election that is supposed to happen in July be moved back to May because Patience Jonathan is leaving? Is she above the organisation and all other first ladies in Africa?

God bless you my brother with the most prosperous and longest of days!

Er0ticAngela:
Nice one.
I love it thick
I hate 'one minute' guys

Been with too many huh... I feel you that sh.t sucks!

otiigba1:
nawa o! Very funny

Bros, but the thing take style true na...

Gosh when is this going to end? Nigerians! Sell with a love story in Nollywood and everyone jumps into that. Tie Pete Edochie in wrapper in the name of "epic", make money and everyone jumps into that line. Sing and sell like Tuface, Tiwa Savage and D'Banj, every 'croaking' student/ agbero now wants to be a superstar! Agbani wins Miss World and suddenly every parent is hustling their daughters gorillas and monkeys alike to Broadway. Iheanacho wins the U21 World Cup gets 5million plus land and everyday 35 year old 'boys' are going to train on the field near my house. Al Quaeda and Osama get 10 minutes on Youtube, Shekau and BH take 2 hours! Now Kardashian, Rihanna and Beyonce are wearing nothing... haba! I don't even need to go there Nigeria... Xerox nation! taking a hike is now so much of a big deal!

simpleseyi:
Your loss in the last election is still giving you nightmares. With time you will get over it; probably when your principal fool Ebele Jonascam retires to his village you will all realised that the battle to save Nigeria from cluelessness has been won by Nigerians and loss by you TANoids.
Yorubas fight Ibos, Hausas fight Ibos, Ijaws fight Ibos, Ikweres fight Ibos, Kanuris fight Ibos, Fulanis fight Ibos. Na only una dey? Better check yourself before you all check into psychiatric hospital.

Wow! And you just made sense abi?

This is the problem with African leaders; how and why would you leave your burning home to go to your neighbour's house to discuss ways of putting out the fire It smacks of cluelessness and insensitivity (something most of our Nigerian leaders are so good at). Sad for democracy but then the aspiring African soldier always joins the military with hopes of leading his country some day through the barrel of a gun, but methinks coups will cease the day African leaders learn to be leaders in every sense of the word and that also means resigning honourably when you run out of ideas.

Spaxon:
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

You are a very wicked someborry... Meanwhile you fine o, what if Oshobaba had come to SEE your pops with palmy...

Ujunkem:
since you have completed your profile, you are in a better place to answer my question. Where one is asked to upload projects/certificates for validation, which certificates are there askin for?

I don't know, I haven't uploaded any, but I believe it might be certificates from their online courses. I am presently taking a course in Practical Decision Making which will be certified and points awarded.

iamakbar:
During the assessment by stages, did you submit ur already made c.v or requested that they make a c.v for you? pls do reply.

I submitted my own c.v. and it has been under review since then I don't want to think they're waiting for me to pay the fee attached to their own c.v. neither do I want to think it would be a condition for 'pushing' my c.v. to companies in need of my services.

agarawu23:
guys if you want to be economical, just marry a black/fair lady these yellow ladies are too expensive o, she will spend millions on her light skin to maintain it. if you are broke, na tru your wife ppl go take know but black ladies don't need maintenance that much , if she baff and rub Vaseline, she is OK. my advice for u

Guy, no be lie! When money no dey, black patches begin to appear (skin restoration ) Then the lady begins to get "alternate service" outside!

I actually cleared the 4th stage . Done my profile and checking some of the suggested online courses. Its not just about jobs for me, but self improvement, really learning a lot from them. Just rounded off the course in Negotiation. I kinda like their packaging. Its different! Curiosity got me this far though...

Darkchocolate:
Omo... That number 08061616443 belongs to Yul Edochie Ooo.... True caller strikes again!!!

So Yul lies to this guy pretending to be gay. The guy constantly requests a pic of Yuls pennnis. Yul continues to put it off saying he can't take the pic whilst in his matrimonial home that he can only do it while on location in Asaba. By this time the guy has sent Yul diamond watches on the promise that he will get to see Yul s 3rd leg ... Meanwhile the guy doesn't get the pic after two days of him being in location and starts insulting him and threatening to reveal all on social media. Yul now takes a defensive stance and reveals the guy on social media first alleging that the guy is a stalker.

Yul obviously led this guy on and made him to believe he was gay (that's if he isn't actually gay...nothing wrong with that). He lied to the guy and that is so ridiculous. I really have had high regard for the man. . Such a shame!

Enough of this depressing gay post... Girl trust me, I'm not Yul or Stephen, and after seeing the pix of those lips of yours I want to see more of God's beautiful creation like a full blooded AFRICAN MAN I AM! Na joke ooo

raumdeuter:
Diya wept, Ojuku fled wearing a ladies attire

I think Ojuku is worse because his father in law Chief CC Onoh even confirmed that he was a coward. His only bravery comes when its time to molest underaged girls like Biancar

Please where is the video of Ojukwu fleeing in a woman's cloth. It seems hilarious I WANT TO SEE IT!

SeverusSnape:
Their eyes are now clear, They want to now shield baba one chance.
We already know him, If he likes let him enact decree 5 this time around.

Will he enact DECREE 4 suo motu as a CIVILIAN PRESIDENT or will the DECREE be enacted by his junta or the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA?

dutchjongen:
"Dickrider" is what we call a catfish,it's likely a male who put a picture of an attractive female to dupe gullible and dumb men of money.If you really think that is her in the picture on her profile then you are the biggest fool.

Bro, if sHE wants us to see her as a female, then we should see her as one. Pro.stitutes or low life cheats owe no monopoly on gender!

dickrider:
Mumu i wasnt begging. i only asked for help. fool

Help! Is that what "you professionals" call it now? Well, anything that makes you sleep better at night. My opinion is that you should have waited for night, before you take your regular spot at Allen than derailing this serious thread with your profound inanity! You don't sound intelligent, intelligent "ladies" don't seek help to re-subscribe, they work for it!

dickrider:
Bleep off poor church rat. who asked you for anything before? you see money chop sef

Church rat?...lol But, I'm not the one embarrassing her family begging for money on a social media site!

dickrider:
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MY BIS WAN FINISH OOO. SOMEBODY HELP [/size]

Who? The sex starved e.diots or who exactly?

dickrider:
[size=18pt]I HATE NL BECOS TOO MANY SEX STARVED IDDIOTS ARE HERE TO FRUSTRATE LADIES [/size]

But you sound like a sex-starved e.diot! Sh.t I just made you seem relevant with my reply! Sh.t!

I can say amen to that... and proudly too!