₦airaland Forum

We are tested everyday both in the big things such as receiving 'harmless bribes', skimming profits off the top at the office or eyeing that fine girl down the street with the hope of feeding her your cassava and in the little things such as lying to your neighbour you have no salt when you do. I have passed some and I have failed a whole lot due to errors or just plain willful disobedience. I can tell you my most persistent tests/trials come from the opposite sex. It's as if there is a mission amongst the daughters of Eve to see who makes me pull down my pants the fastest since I got married and my job makes it difficult to avoid them. It is difficult but then that's why there's grace. In my opinion and I may be wrong, we as humans can only do the best we can and leave the rest to God. He sees our hearts.

kabrud:
I repeat, go and get your PVCs, we must vote out the dullard. Why the fck do we need driving licence? Do you need driving licence in amelica and rondon? Why is the dullard disturbing us with driving licence? Nlamdi cownu has said it, we are in a zoo.

This is what happens when you drink fermented beer with akara for breakfast! Sense passes out like bad air from down there!

NwaNimo1:
Why him no give Ugandan his own certificate?

And why does everyone look uncomfortable around him?

They know he's a senior herdsman with an AK 47 close by

I wonder who he would have received if the Presidents of those nations TOOK THEIR TIME in appointing the said ambassadors... just thinking aloud about how the President lives with his own ineptitude when he sees normally functioning governments.

amani63:
thunder fire you there

Such a wasted sperm

At least I can classify as sperm you are odious vermin fit to be found in the shit of sick piglets.

amani63:
thunder fire you

Has it gotten to point of you insulting me

I can see you lack home training

You lack common sense home training and are a waste to my generation for the hypocritical buffoon you are. I say again since you are a unique Nigerian may your daughter make you proud like Bambam. Be bold and say Amen you idiotic trout.

amani63:
And so what
All this church members are crazy

So she should not have sex because she is a choir,make una ask una pastor how many female member he Don sleep with off camera.


Thunder from God fire una to million,this is why I hate Nigerians

So having sex on TV is cool by you abi? Since you are a unique Nigerian may your daughter make you proud like Bambam very soon. Imbecilic slowpoke.

HopeAlive16:
They are everywhere... but it's not funny.

It's funny because they believe the biggest lie that your degree is the alpha and omega. I can authoritatively tell you that I'm a lawyer with a 2'1 but I'm making more money from writing and directing movies skills I harnessed outside the classroom.

They are plenty in Lagos

I have nothing to say!

Yankee101:
Artistes and their Agents book multiple shows when they know they can't meet contractual obligations.

And...

Let's get the title of front page posts right. They can be misleading.

E fit imply say e chop am for only 20min.

Na why I rush come the thread ooo!

Proudlyngwa:
It's high time, Buhari does away, with this useless rule of law, this Senate should be treated as rogue and decisively dealt with.
If Buhari has an iota of understanding of politics, half of this senators won't come back.

It's high time, Buhari does away, with this useless RULE OF LAW, YOU should be treated as rogue and decisively dealt with.
If Buhari has an iota of understanding of politics, YOU won't BE ALIVE.

I pity the Nigerian youth and their illogical way of reasoning.

And an extremely starved kpekus amidst nocturnal beneath the sheets movement all around her had nothing to do with it?

Dear Tiwa

I'm not really a fan of your music but love your voice. Rest assured in the fact that those who peddle death rumours of others most often don't outlive those they bad belle in such a bizzare manner. God bless your hustle.

Esseite:
Haha, there is no easy way out brother..

I swear, but these people make it seem as if there's something you're not doing right.

Esseite:
This is not a good inspirational story for the youths...

It's more like dreaming of seeing Ghana must go bag of dollars in an uncompleted building..

Or gist with friends of what you would do if you mistakenly win 1 billion naira

Coincidentally me and wifey were having this dream of a suitcase filled with $3m suddenly appearing in our living room just yesterday. We 'planned' what we'd do with the money and 'lived it' for over an hour, before I had to go back to work. Reality! Chai!

Nno our dear nwunye, embrace our beautiful culture, resplendent spirit and enterprise but please stay away from drugs these NCAN guys are bastards!

If the teacher can do this to a student for sporting bushy hair then the students might as well bring their caskets to school in case they fail a class test. Some teachers are possible candidates for psychiatric evaluation. For those congratulating the herdsman I ask what if after the first stroke the boy just kpemed... just what if?

And stupidity met its elder brother! Now they can insult their mothers in peace!

Brandd19:
This man is a joke. What do you want Nigerians to do? Teach you your job? What's 36m doing in the jamb office at first. You should be submitting your resignation letter sef...

You either didn't watch the show or researched properly, because if you did, you'd realize the utmost naivety of your aforementioned comment. And if you fail JAMB tomorrow, you'll blame the prof. Kilode?

Bros it's easier now she's no longer active. I wonder what'd have been your take if she was one of those popping breasts on Instagram to remain relevant

Take a known terrorist in your area to his crib and say oga na this guy I give that your money. Before the end of the day receive your cash and square the bad guy 10% commission

Endorsement by fire by force! Rochas built statues this one will probably build shooting ranges!

A Presidential candidate who couldnt even read his running mate's name

ChristoBam:
I don't really see the need in arguing with you. You're just plain stupid. I'm not here to argue about the development level of the U.S as compared to Nigeria. You people just like arguing sideways. You saw the comment the first guy I quoted made. How he protayed BBN as if it's responsible for the economic woes Nigerians are facing. You guys like to take little things too seriously. The things that you ought to take seriously you turn it into a joke.
Every single thread about BBN, you guys are always there to rant about how the show is this and that, connecting it with the leadership problems and economic woes of Nigeria, haba!! Some will even come here to rant about how their kids cannot watch shows like that as if they're so blind and stupid to see that the show is rated 18+.
The time it was alleged that a snake swallowed 30 million or so, you all turned everything into a joke. The same people that were condemning BBN turned every single thread about the missing money into a joke section.

Eeesh, I just saw your post. Very unintelligent.

ChristoBam:
Please enough with this nonsense!!! What does big brother have to do with leadership and economic excellence. It's a show meant for the entertainment of it's viewers, if you don't love it, keep your views to yourself.
It's not even as if Nigeria is the only country sef that does Big brother. The U.K, U.S.A and so many countries in Europe have their own Big brother na so what's the fuss about.

One of the problems with Nigerian spotted... Behold an epitome of indecency and an advocate of inanity. Pray make sure you encourage your daughter to hop aboard the ENTERTAINING SHOW in due course...Ode! Its in the UK, USA and so many countries; how many of them are Nigeria better than at the moment you ignorant twerp!

I'm tempted to go supernatural and request he be buried with a gun or machete. I hear the results can be devastating... Rest in peace sir!

So? His wife forfeited him to breasts, BJs and hot showers with meaty chics for 3 months in exchange for N24 million and a ride. I guess its shitty he's returning without fulfilling his own part of the deal! Awkward!

This show is just a reflection of the present society and its youth. We are now more depraved, celebrate mediocrity and the dearth of intellectualism. We are plastic, uninspiring and basically have no idea of leadership and economic excellence. Worse we are the worst hypocrites who cry immorality and indecency yet wait till unholy hours to peep via night vision shots at a young man poking a young lady after a night of wanton alcoholism and dance floor debauchery. Worse further every act of inanity is keenly egged on by family and friends with fingers on the key pads of their mobile devices ready to vote for the continuity of banality clearly focused on THE MONEY! Worse further, Nairaland a supposed intellectual forum lends its weight to the blatant exhibition of televised stupidity! Why am I even ranting sef?

You left MAVIN because you lack FOCUS and cannot bring your A game to a label full of untalented kids. Work hard at your new label by having a lot of quiet time to reflect, spend more time at a studio at your own behest, reduce the clubbing and moronic jumping from one WAIST to the other and above all pay respect to your craft! My two quid

Vultures!

Still tripping for this bae, one of the few whose plus size = plus beauty