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sCun:
I am sure you can't recognise even one word in ''Ibo''.

Ewo!

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Stupidd bastard fake'ibo'.....Go and Die arsehole. [/color]

I will after your generation has passed on and are cremated in a pit for decrepit imbeciles. I'm logging out, so lets postpone this mudslinging for Monday. I'm flying to Anambra to cast my vote for GMB! Suck my d.ck unthinking gay! Otolo n'enwere onye nche chuba gi nime ofia! Anu ezi!

sCun:
''Ibo'' indeed.
Fool

Your father and his entire generations are fools. So you think because you are hiding behind a monitor you can insult me. Be careful you bastard! How idiots like you can be called homo-sapiens beats me. People like you deserve to die for selling their inheritance for a pot of pottage. You lack the decorum and decency to contribute meaningfully to a society, retrogressive baboon. Die a thousand deaths, bloody imbecilic son of a bastard.

jiks123:
1. In 2011 a lot of nigerians in NC voted base on religious sentiments and not facts.
2. In 2011 a lot of nigerians voted GEJ because of his background. He lied to everybody that he had no shoes while growing up.
3. In 2011 the opposition votes were divided among CPC and ACN due to the fail allience between this two paties.
But this time everything is change. 1 opposition, no sentiments and every factor that affected the change which was to take place in 2011 will be put aside. North Central has embraced change. I tip benue state for Buhari.

On point three you are absolutely right. PDP cruised because of the inability of the CPC, ANPP and ACN to form the mega party. PDP's folly till date was erroneously thinking that the mega party project would never come to pass. People are not thinking, GMB without money and a strong political structure (especially in the SW) polled that staggering figure. In 2015 a lot has changed. He has massively added to his support base and believe me GMB will score 25% in some SE and SS states. 2011 was a sort of learning field for both the APC and GMB.

barcanista:
firstly, you can only "RIG" where you are popular. As for SE/SS for you to say that GEJ's votes will shrink, it shows that you are yet to come to reality. As for the SW, I will come back here on Sunday/Monday to do the analysis and voting pattern when GEJ carries SW. The funny thing about SW is that contrary to what APC are saying there are 3 groups ammong the Yoruba population. Group one will vote for GEJ, Group two will vote for GMB, while Group three will not participate in the Presidential election because they believe in non of them. Group one and two at present are going neck to neck with GEJ being at advantage. But what will finally seal the fate of GMB is the 30-35% votes of non indigens in the SW(majorly the Igbo population).

Believe me bro, Jonathan Shall Lead Again! For the NC that one is no go area.

The same non-indigenes carrying their PVCs back to their region in fear? GEJ is losing all his prospective voters in other regions because of their lack of confidence in his ability to protect them in the case of any skirmish. Bros I am Ibo, but I belong to a group that is seriously for GMB alongside other splinter Ibo groups. Do not believe everything you hear about total support for GEJ from the Ibos. The present fall of the naira against the dollar is killing the businesses of so many of the ibos mind you. People are tired and frustrated with this government. They are too many people I know that voted GEJ in 2011 who have sworn never again. I think the problem in Nigeria is when people listen to prominent idiots rather than keeping their ears to the ground to fell the pulse of those that matter, the suffering masses.

shitshappen:
I am a Christian, I believe in the bible as the word of God. And Jesus as the son of God.

I know the problem with our society was the day we accepted the white man's way of life, don't get me wrong. It is not in the blood of an African man to be with one woman. Centuries of practicing polygamy is now having a toll on us. We want to be faithful, we want to show you we love you, and the kids we had together with you.
But sometimes we also want to be with the other woman, they complement you. You are not perfect and we know that , that other woman sometimes make your own imperfections easy to bear.
Ask me one thing I want to change about christianity, it is that dictate of one man one woman. Now you know why I said I'm a Christian who believe in bible,who believe in christ Jesus.
I might be wrong, I might be right. I just know that men are not hot-wired to be with one woman, check the Patriarchs

I am a Christian but I cant find anywhere in the bible where a man MUST marry one wife. The only place is in the Book of Timothy where a BISHOP is encouraged to keep one wife and that because of stated reasons. Most women are deeply religious because the church helps them maintain a strangle hold on their man. The thing tire me sef. In those days women were more submissive, quiet and cooperative with the knowledge that she had co. these days they take their singular status for granted and perpetrate all sorts of evil. A woman these days denies you sex at will, in those days try it na... when two other women are waiting for set. Na you go beg tire. Women in those days struggled to cook the best and take care of the entire household, because there was competition. Now if husband never enter kitchen go cook, you never start to show love. Anyhow sha... I believe the women are the greatst beneficiaries of the Church.

ayorfly:
Please I need your help.

Since i gained admission into the university(2yrs ago) I've been a porn addict.

I have always tried to stop this but to no avail.

I need your help, because this problem has crept into my social life. I always try to avoid people, I stay isolated and also my academics, ever since I started watching porn my academics has since taken a downward turn.

In my fellowship at school, they said if I receive the holy ghost it will stop but I still engage in this act secretly.

I've tried so many times to stop this evil way It keeps raising its ugly head.


I really need your help to stop this. Please my career, my future is at stake here.

I had the same issue and only stopped it last year after so many years dating back to 14 years of age. I am 33 now, so you can do the maths. The first step is to talk to the people who care and get a dependable mentor you can call any time you feel the urge to do so. This will stop you from isolating yourself and kill the shame or stigma and then the next, make a covenant with God. Its what I did and its working. I haven't sought or watched porn since. I did that for masturbation too. May God bless your effort.

okeke00:
lol, its never an insult just that your kind needs urgent check up

lol... I know. I did a mild check up yesterday, just a slight headache and discomfiture from Nigerian youths who lost their way of thinking, and on my way out I ran into the white coated gentleman from the left side of Yaba. What do you know...lol... he was looking for an escaped patient... it could not be you now? Was it?

okeke00:
do you have common sense at all

nna I could reply by saying your father doesnt have sense, but that would be descending too low... if you have no sense of wit, then thats too bad, but please intelligence is not defined as insulting people, its something else.... God bless

BraniacX:
And now that it is why are you complaining?

P.S, I like your moniker, hope you won't do a kenshin himura on me

for wetin na? Most Nairalanders need to take a chill pill like me! People are too pissed on this forum!

Truckpusher:
What a poor sense of judgement you have .

So If someone got away with murder ,he shouldn't be tried if caught committing the same crime all over again?

Using your analogy, good judgment is allowing someone get away with murder when he isn't a threat and then waiting till he becomes a (personal) threat before he faces the law.. guy don't pretend you don't know what this is all about... Anyway, we'll all be back to the realm of logic and clear thought by Sunday.

KwoiZabo:
If APC had allowed good reason to prevail all this while they would have dropped Buhari before now.
Nobody is above the Law. Moreover credible elections starts with fulfilling the requirements of the Law.

But why hasn't this aspect of the law been unearthed when he ran the previous times or is it because he now has a GOOD chance of winning? Just asking.

Megaphone:
You must be very ignorant. so most kids who study law abroad did so cos they couldn't pass jamb? do you know what it takes to get accepted to read law at Kings College London or the London school of economics?. You need a minimum of 3 As at GCE A-Levels. Yes Madonna is a backwater school. where they had to queue to get into the law school? do they even study there at all? you know no thing about careers and career counselling so you cant understand why parent pay millions of naira to send their wards to top schools in england. have you seen a jobless oxford law grad? (for ur info its called BCL at oxford) ,or one who went to cambridge? even in england schools have class and there are rankings. Swansea is down the rankings in the in uk. u go to top schools not some backwater school and then u com here to blab. do you know what it takes to get into Harvard law school or Yale or Princeton?

I have heard your 'superior' submission. Please do not be offended by my ignorance and blabbing. Although I wonder why parents spend millions for their wards to study in the UK or the States only to come and practice in Nigeria. I consider this closed anyway. You have won.

Megaphone:
The LLB is the foundation of good lawyer not the LLM. a lot of top lawyers gani, babalola do not have LLMs. So how does a LLB from a backwater school like madonna hold water to a LLB from Kings College London? You know nothing bout all this so stop blabbing. an average person living in the states could afford a house and a car if he works a normal 9-5 office job without a university degree. so wats the fuss? open ur mind and think out of the box not my friend said or i know a woman bla bla bla bla. thrash

An LLM is indicative of the foundation you had. You sadly do not have the facts again. In a school like UNILAG which boasts one of the best law faculties in Nigeria, you are tested written and orally before being accepted to study LLM. Bro you've been sounding brusque all day long, despite the fact that I am trying to keep this argument civil (like Nigerian lawyers are trained to be). There you go again with the states and in your tone bla bla bla. Bros, this is Nigeria, how many people in Nigeria can access what you just listed within the snapping of a finger as in the states. Besides, lets be broad about the many other things that a lawyer in Nigeria can do and does a charge and bail lawyer inclusive, apart from litigation there is still the soliciting part of the law which entails registration of companies (lucrative) drafting of deeds and wills, consultancy, private lecturing. We must not all go to your ivy league schools or chase your multimillion dollar deals (dollar again). If indeed you went to an Ivy league school, then I am sorry you are a very poor ambassador as regards this argumentative exchange between me and you. You have not convinced me or anyone rather you have descended to veiled insults. Well, I'll end it here before you get more hostile, because Nigerian trained lawyers argue facts logically By the way did you just call Madonna a backwater school, guy you are indeed lost! You talked about opening my mind and thinking outside the box, yet you are held with a colonial cube looking down on what your country produces. Like we don't know most of the rich kids that ran to study abroad did so because they couldnt pass JAMB. Oops, you just ranted about my making references to people I know so I'll hold it there!

Megaphone:
well mayb nigerian customary law is where a returnee wud be lost. wats bar part 1 for?thats thrash. why do u think most sans send their kids to england? cos they know the big advantage their kids get when they come back. where did the law of trusts originate? the woman u talk about is average. if that's wat u call rich then u have no understanding of wealth. go to ikoyi and see young solicitors closing multimillion dollar deals. nonsense

Multimillion dollar deals abi? My friend please be real. How many people can realistically grab such deals. I ask again owning a house, three cars and sending your kids to good schools from your personal business is average, then you most respectfully do not understand the meaning of wealth. Check the definition. I do not need to go to an ivy league school to hold my own against the products from there. Have you seen their results where they write the Bar Finals here in Nigeria? What is this advantage you are talking about, most Nigerian products and I am proud of them, do well in practice and even holiday abroad. 70% of my former classmates those I have run into own cars, homes, have families and we rock the best wine and this is six years post call. My friend who graduated from Madonna followed this asinine way of thinking and went to do his LLM at Swansea when he came back, bros there was no job. He took to my style, private practice (I am a company secretary on retainer too) he is dong well in private practice now, with a good law chamber, a jeep and a 2014 sedan, a family. Think well of Nigeria sometimes, after all you cannot tell me the last time you visited a hospital, it was a graduate doctor from John Hopkins who treated you

urchbarbie:
True tin abt dat title ish. The judge in d fhc here keeps making me resound it. It annoys my boss esp, when its alrdy judicially noticed. The judge wld go 'Amanze, is it Mr , or............' ild always wear ds grin like it doesnt matter, but enyia, it does.

i think it is geared towards embarrassing the single ladies, the BAR should do something about it. As for the guys, that's a rarity.

Megaphone:
did gani study law in nigeria? where did afebabalola read law? babalakin? so a house in surulere now qualifies one to be called rich? u need check the dictionary meaning of rich. common law originatedin england the whole world leant from them. u can neva compare one who read law in england to one that studied in nigeria. english law is the original. what is run in nigeria is a photo copy and a very bad one at that

Fine, if that is the case then every university in Nigeria should be closed down, after all there is no course in Nigeria (Medicine, Engineering, Law, Nursing, Psychology et al) that is not a photocopy (quoting you). Dude what are you saying? This is the kind of complex we are fighting in the profession. Most of these returnee lawyers from ivy schools have no idea and seriously get lost in the Nigerian Legal System. Let me tell you the truth you don't know, in such firms, it is the few Nigerian lawyers schooled here in our obodo Nigeria that do the bulk of the work. The ivy trained lawyers only come to court in their shiny white wigs to take dates and move motions. What do you define as rich that having a personal home, three cars and sending your kids to good schools based on your personal entrepreneurship, not collecting salary o, is now classified as 'not rich'. My guy think this thoroughly

Megaphone:
thrash. wat doors open if u call urself a barrister? charge and bail doors? lawyers who make big cash these days are those who studied in england, work in top ikoyi law firms and not u guys that attended all these jakande schools all over the place and graduate to do charge and bail

Friend, I know a lady colleague who has built a house in Surulere, bought three cars and is sending her kids to fantastic schools while practicing as a charge and bail lawyer Like my senior colleague said, charge and bail sometimes require intelligence and those guys are very friendly and familiar with the magistrate or judge or the registrars and they are so experienced in courtroom procedure. I even take lessons from them once in a while. The law like EVERY profession may not favour some, but it is not down to where they work, where they studied or what they do. What do you think Gani graduated with a First Class, Second Class or a Third Class. the answer will shock you!

I'm a lawyer and proud to be one, but I never considered marrying a colleague, in fact I ran from the idea. Something about turning the house into a quotidian courtroom where the Barr. Mrs. becomes the aggressive Advocate, Judge and Executioner! A bad Ruling could involve lenghty adjournment from all bed matters.

Have you noticed the way spinster lawyers introduce themselves in court? The MISS is always muttered in a low tone, but the MRS. is pronounced rather loudly and with a peacockish pride. Some bad belle female judges even with a sadistic smile inquire loudly Miss or Mrs. should the spinster neglect to add the 'needful' appellation. I enjoy the courtroom drama shaaa. I only wish clients didn't think lawyers have this special place where we pluck money to survive

I stumbled on this and I decided to share.


His Facebook profile said ‘it is better to die from vodka than from boredom’.

A drinking competition went tragically wrong for 23-year-old Humberto Moura Fonseca when he died after downing 25 shots of vodka in less than 60 seconds.

The University of Julio de Mesquita student was taking part in a drinking game in Bauru, south-western Brazil, at the time of his death.

‘Humberto and the others were really up for it,’ said his friend Rodrigo Pancetti, also 23.

‘On his Facebook there’s a quote, a motto, from the Russian poet Vladimir Maiakovski which says “It is better to die from vodka than from boredom”.

‘I never thought that would become reality. But once he had finished he said he felt ill and suddenly collapsed.’

Medical crews rushed Fonesca and several other students to hospital but he died on the way, with doctors later confirming they had suffered alcohol poisoning.

Three other people were still in intensive care.

Now police say they are looking to charge the organizers, who are thought to be two fourth year students, with homicide.

A spokesman for the university said: ‘We very much regret the death of this young man and our condolences go out to his family and friends.’


http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/16/student-who-posted-it-is-better-to-die-from-vodka-than-from-boredom-dies-from-vodka-5106601/

Hmm... I've since been expecting Shekau to post a video raving, ranting and threatening as usual! No service from the pounding I guess

Neyoor:
In this 21st Century, where every Nation is advancing technologically. The PDP.IG and the "Igbo's" have decided to be retrogressing instead of progressing, they blindly oppose the use of card reader as if their life is attached to it.

But wait o. These people have forgotten they are just minority, when the no of eligible voters in South South And South East is too small compare to what we have on ground in North west alone.


PDP.IG are just afraid of their well reserved failure, a great doom awaits them on march 28.

Meanwhile, Sai Buhari!
#GMB2015

And what is this your comment supposed to achieve in the light of a progressive minded Igbo like me or the strong Igbo Forum I belong to of which I am Secretary here in Lagos that believes in and supports GMB! Sometimes I wonder if APC is going to be a national or a regional thing. I think I'll reconsider my stand till March 28. Next time if you can't properly craft your comments, just stay off the keyboard.

emmykk:
Gov fashola wil be like it was because president Jonathan did not tell tanker drivers to drive carefully.

Must even the morbid have a political undertone or draw such comments?

receive him with all joy and run for the bleaching cream!

...and if you dare suggest "assistants" to these ladies... all hell will break loose with Pastor's help!

Can a man walk on coals without his feet being scorched? So is he who sleeps with another man's wife. Any man who touches her shall not go unpunished - Proverbs 6: 28-29. You should seek God's forgiveness and refrain from seeing her again. But with the depravity that is the lot of the MODERN society, who am I kidding?

This is the best news I have heard all year! I hope the government will follow it up by sponsoring the successful ones at the Open University. Prison should not spell the end of the road, rather it should be a reformative centre through which convicted inmates can become better citizens upon release into the society. Many take to crime because of a lack of education or mentorship and this is what the prisons can offer to inmates, sadly it has been the reverse for so long in Nigerian prisons. I hope this will spell a change.

My friend and a person I mentored went into clowning less than three years back, looking tattered, but full of ideas and spirit. No one recognizes him these days when he cruises past in his Sienna. How? There is no Supermarket or bank that does not call him for road shows or promo stunts between Festac to Trade Fair! Forget shame embrace the hustle and it shall be blessed! This guy inthe pix fit dey carry some babes wey bankers sef fit no carry!

The only thing I can say is go with your heart. Sex might not be everything, but it is LARGE PART of it. Look at it like a pie. How would you feel if the parlour delivered pizza to you with three slices missing? Don't be deceived, your guy he fulfills all you need in a FRIEND... the BIG difference between a FRIEND and a HUSBAND is moaning time in the secret chamber. If it goes wrong, it all goes wrong!

ketekete:
Please help me caption this photo

https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Professor-Yemi-Osinbajo-Mother.jpg

Above is a first hand photo of Prof Yemi Osinbajo and his beautiful mother. One can tell they are very happy to pose for the camera. Photo courtery: Sesco Photography 2014

Learn more: http://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Professor-Yemi-Osinbajo-Mother.jpg

DEPUTY DOUBLE! She's a stunt double for the incoming VP! There'd be no difference if the lady was wearing the cap!

lalasticlala:
Would you?


https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=2

It wouldn't look right if I was caught kissing her in a corner Anyhow shaa....

asuoka:
this was at baga...they tried to blow up that bridge linking the towns but God was on our side...


asadike

Is that not an NPF colored cartridge on the floor? Did the cops drop it or was it retrieved from the dead BH? Just trying to shun a morbid thought.