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starbuck:
5 abi 6 years ago with my sister. And she beat the crap out of me by breaking my big toe..

. Since then, I dey respect myself

lol... You sef get over sabi

Davash222:
You can open your legs but you can't open your mouth to talk. Didirin.

hahahahahahaaaa! This guy!

FatherBona:
Sent you a PM

the email ain't functioning bro.

The last time would be in my primary school days, I was playing football n this guy kept tackling me in an annoying way and I warned him when it was getting too much but to my surprise, his response everytime I warn him was "guy! No be ball we dey play Hiiisss!!!

This got me so mad and I waited for a nice time he'd come with his madness and he did and I gave him a single tight punch on the ribs! Yes, he fell on the ground and couldn't breath for almost a minute while grabbing that part I hit tightly... I stood there thinking he's gonna die, I was ready to run, till finally he screeeeaamed!!!! And I said to myself yes! That'll teach him a lesson! Bros couldn't confront me again after the experience. Never got into a fight again since then, main reason being that when I fight, I fight to kill.


Let's hear yours

Xavfra:

Last borns are the best just like only child......

We shall make it

Amen bro. We shall all make it!

angelEmade:
thank God u didnt lol
u go tire

lol.. we'll die there!

FatherBona:
Yes sir

Lol... We'll all be fine at last bro.


Let's look at it as if we're special people.

FatherBona:
Very boring bro.......
I feel your pain,
People around you are quick to believe that everything you need to make life blissful has been arranged for you as the sole heir but that's not it. The worst part is if you the last child and all your sisters are married off. Then you understand the true meaning of the word boredom and depression.

lol... Now I'm thinking you're a last child?

Thoseen30:
Lol then make friends, go out meet people and not the bad ones

Restrictions, Protections, prying eyes...

Thoseen30:
Hmmmmm bros this your signature heeen, just stay out of depression bro and make sure you share your mind with someone please

Being an only son is boring..

angelEmade:
yeah... caught by one of my cousins who happened to be a year younger lol
silly guy wanted to turn it to an opportunity even though we are first cousins...
we've never talked about it until now.
Now that i think of it...he can't even be so sure what he saw... twas just a gently pressing and massaging of myself downthere.
i stopped though and sometimes...staying celibate is freaking hard

oh if I had caught you though!

Blu03:

okay...

You don't mean it? Well, the boyfriend is now her mugu. The sad thing is that he would send her the money...

lol... Just joking.


How's life treating you?

Blu03:
I agree with MiVida, he's most likely ghosting you...
Why? That's the problem...
You haven't brought anything concrete here. Your story is kinda vague...

How's it been?

Anything for me for the weekend?


Btw, I heard my neighbor (female) who just celebrated her birthday recently, telling a guy over the phone that her birthday is next week and needs to buy things...

He's ghosting you!

macbeyland:
It beats my imagination how somebody will ask a seller to keep an item without even making a single penny down payment.

It defies every logic of business.

Are you wishing my business well or you're trying to crash it.

Hi bro, I was thinking if you have the Redmi Poco X2 bro?

Blu03:
i was laughing when i saw your comment that dads are gems too. It made me happy. Cos i didn't include them at first. That was wrong
I know that you would be a great dad too.

lol, thank you.

Blu03:

Dads too.
I'm certain you would...

keep laughing lol, you hear?

Blu03:

mothers are rare gems...

No doubt, Dad's too.


I'll make a great dad

Blu03:

I owe her a lot!

I can only take a bullet for one person.



My mom!

Blu03:

My yoruba teacher.
He's a little dove...

lol..

Hahahaha.... Experience is the best teacher.

Nawa oo!

Jumia does not have this device. I was thinking it could be better than the Redmi note 8 Pro, so want to go for it... Please is there any other way I can get it except through AliExpress

Any trustworthy seller?

Pixel 3.

koffos:
actually .. I would bwoy.. things like that are expected and I just laugh them off .. now watch me incinerate her

Ok

Blu03:


the words of a man with low self_esteem...
Cc: MiVida
I get your point. Well like biGDhAp pointed out, your education matters alot. And these cheap girls would have numerous lovers. With many sex partners, the risk of STDs is very high.
A young man like yourself shouldn't waste his time, energy and resources curing gonorrhea...
Leave that to Koffos, who is by right a sexually transmitted virus.

Oh my! Wow, this guy's not gon sleep tonight.


Thanks for the advice dear.

biGDhAp:
.. na the latest trend for nl be that . guys dey Change to female, females dey change to males. naim me talk xay mke I join too oo

Lol... What's the fun in it bro?

biGDhAp:
sure.. you should .. me that is even talking about going on a fvcking spree .. only God know which one of them has numerous partner that might be abhoring different kinds of infection..


Make God sha epp us ni oo

lol...so you're a guy sef cos I've been wanting to say either bro or sis at the end of my sentence but don't know which is right to use lol...



Truly, may God help us all, Amen!

biGDhAp:
well you know what they say .. as you pass through school let school pass through you.. you just gatz balance the eqn. lol.

don't mind me oo .. facing your education matters the most oo

lol yeah, a lot of people told me that, when I came into the school... Some said I was gonna bang any girl I wished due to my good looks n body build, I just laughed cos I knew what I wanted n as the only son, I can't play with my life...

I'll be leaving this compound by August this year tho... Can't continue this with the way the ladies behave here.

biGDhAp:
... man.. one man food is another man's poison oo . you got yourself in an enviable position bruh . lotta guys wouldn't give a rat was about relationships, hahaha they'd just be on a fvcking spree.. if I were you, I wouldn't even share them with other guys. lol

Lol... But that's not what I'm in school for, right? And a lot of people highly respect me for keeping my cool n not getting influenced by their actions.