₦airaland Forum

Gentle0wavez:
Who you dey lie for say you don old pass 23, highest 25. E no go pass, except if you do plastic surgery



I BELIEVE IN THE WORD OF GOD

I'm not 25 either... Much older

dairykidd:
That lip balm u guys are using to bleach ur lips and change its colour unnaturally is the reason u lots look stupidly gay. See how u be like bobrisky cousin. I heard some sort of local girls actually love those bleached lips... continue

I use nothing on my lips, believe it or not.

lefulefu:
i think op is a bearded female

I'm a guy with hairy balls, I like girls, I'd shoot a gay if I had a gun, I'd snap life out of them too if I find one. Hope I cleared your doubts now sir?

lefulefu:
na wao are u female?
u have beards

I have a girlfriend, an extremely beautiful one at that...

I once smacked a stoopid gay that tried nonsense moves towards me one time.

I like girls n they like me too, a lot!


Now I wonder how I'm gay


I know you very well boss, but obviously you don't remember me... If you know who I am, you won't even think I'm gay...

No one seem to be okay with my looks..

Kingsteve:
I can bet my bottom dollar...























You're gay!
A proud one for that matter.

I have a girlfriend, an extremely beautiful one at that...

I once smacked a stoopid gay that tried nonsense moves towards me one time.

I like girls n they like me too, a lot!


Now I wonder how I'm gay

lalastjclala:
You look gay... I will delete your post for this....

Aba-made lalasticlala,

I have a girlfriend, an extremely beautiful one at that...

I once smacked a stoopid gay that tried nonsense moves towards me one time.

I like girls n they like me too, a lot!


Now I wonder how I'm gay

Richadv:
All the gays in the house holla at ya boy

I have a girlfriend, an extremely beautiful one at that...

I once smacked a stoopid gay that tried nonsense moves towards me one time.

I like girls n they like me too, a lot!


Now I wonder how I'm gay

illicit:
gay shi....

I have a girlfriend, an extremely beautiful one at that...

I once smacked a stoopid gay that tried nonsense moves towards me one time.

I like girls n they like me too, a lot!


Now I wonder how I'm gay

doubleE70:
em 23

Much older sir.

doubleE70:
u look like a woman

I'm a man sir...

So can you guess how old you think I am

...

Jodha:
Ozo ....the romantic durling....if only he was dark ... I'll would have being head over heels for him....

He deserves it... he's a gentleman..

what did light skinned guys do to you ladies!!!??

Anyways, what's my business...

GofuckYourself:
You were born a human spirit to christian parents .

You are first a human spirit before your religious labell

Bros

greetings sir... What can you say about me sir?

They do it everyday (not all day exactly)... Some even buy you stuff, it is something I've decided to take as a normal happening...you see when a girl hates you for no just reason or calls you names like big head, bad boy etc... She's in love. Be in a lonely place with her and without making a move, she'll toast you n tell her friends your reply.

Thing is, when you're inside that warm oven and hitting the right spot, the louder the volume of the person being hit

but

when you're hitting repeatedly on the wrong spot, the ringingtone will go off immediately and she'll just lay there like a log of wood while looking at you with an evil eye while releasing all the curses she can think of on you while you selfishly smack, thrust, feast, shoot your way to the land of pleasure and ejaculation. That's what op meant by the picture...

I don't even think op knows what it meant which was why he took it down.

falcon01:
haba I knew you didnt know it, it simply means peeing on the side of the sink is stealth while in the Middle is loud to show dominance nothing 18+ or explicit there.

EricSmallz:
Rubbish mouth action. If it's mouth action, why it is written "Let's confuse Girls?"
I knew immediately I saw it that it has to do with pee. Better still, make it clearer

denny97797:
Na u dey share ticket fr p-ple wey dy go heaven abi. nonsense

Craggybogg:
I don't get the not making heaven part oh, Make man dey piss as he na still sin?? Nawa oh!!

HitlerGaddafi:
I always avoid peeing in the middle to avoid unnecessary noise. However girls can't escape it.

Telegram234:
Nope. U wrong.

As if a guy has not been fucking her....

I will never ever ever ever love any woman close to how much I love my mum...

Guy man dey fûck you wella


His way of thrusting, sweet talking and smooching don cause malware for your brain hence, the reason you keep going back to him for love for more entanglement!

He sure knows how to keep a dumb confused lady

Magnoliaa:
Just like we like 'em.

I'm not surprised sha.

bukatyne:
Oshe!

He 'looks' soft doesn't mean he is soft.

To build a billion euro enterprise is not moimoi.

who's arguing over that?

If you look at him sef, you'll know he's that soft type you can order around.

Aaaaarghmed:
hw fa,but this your mouth ehn,be like roller coaster

thank you.

kingxsamz:
Lol, not now, not ever.

well... We all have to wait n see.

Bye amigo!

.

kingxsamz:
No one's getting shocked bro.

For now.

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots, all because a snake told a woman to eat an apple.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

e go shock you...

I really can't see the handsome people are saying this guy is... Abi shey na because money be the handsomeness of man? Is that what people mean?

Cos he looks more like chimpanzee with the beards... Not hating honestly.

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