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FamilyRe: My Wife Hates Sex And Prefers I Masturbate by Mjess(f): 10:18pm On Jan 28, 2022
The wife is obviously circumcised, one of the effects of female circumcision...
Make him kukuma deal with it undecided
EducationRe: Faith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" Of Nigeria And Best In The World by Mjess(f): 9:02am On Jan 24, 2022
Slynation:
You are right, like I always tell my kid sis and cousin sisters, when you work hard and attain the required level of financial independency , they will realized my gender has nothing to offer other than sex as well...!!
They are not ready for this, they will soon come for your head
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko’s Ex-Wife, Laila, Slays In Stunning Photos by Mjess(f): 8:43pm On Dec 09, 2021
Enjoy your life ma'am, done with child birth and can now fu*k any di** she finds attractive without any man policing her around.
Life sweet shaaa grin
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Shows Her Baby Bump In Dance Video by Mjess(f): 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2021
Congratulations seyi, since men think that marriage benefits women alone, kindly get a sperm donor and birth your baby in peace...
Make we all leave marriage to rest!!!
Who marriage even helphuh
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong To Cook In My Married Brother's House? by Mjess(f): 1:40pm On Nov 10, 2021
Oga oooo on a normal level, I won't be angry ooo but with the current price of gas and food stuffs in the market.
Nna eee I will change am for you ooo.
Na buhari cause am, no be me
BusinessRe: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Mjess(f): 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2021
Lol...

SportsRe: Pogba Lookalike Spotted In Nigeria [photos ] by Mjess(f): 8:05pm On Nov 03, 2021
Sure looks like Pogba but dude is more handsome, Pogba no too fine abeg, is just money �
HealthRe: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Mjess(f): 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2021
Have you tried longrich toothpaste and mouth wash.... Quick action, use it and thank me later...
CrimeRe: Mothers, Your Daughters Are Exposed To Rapists Under Any Of These Conditions by Mjess(f): 12:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
kudinkarfe:
Girls of nowadays dress to kill...and men are move by what they see. Honesty many girls dressing seduce men. If you don't want to be rape don't wake the sleeping Lion.
If they are moved by what they see, why kill an armed robber for seeing a beautiful car and snatching it, since they are also moved by what they see.
Nonsense and ingredients undecided
CelebritiesRe: Father's Day: Tonto Dikeh Receives “Number 1 Dad” Badge From Son’s School (Pix) by Mjess(f): 6:24pm On Jun 18, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
She's just wasting her time because when the kid grow's up he will still look for his father, I just pray men shouldn't be unfortunate to marry a drama queen like tonto dick-ay
Your statement is not always true... Look for a Dad that was never there in the first place.... Ask Funke Akindele, she will tell you why she didn't attend her father's funeral.... Men should step up
RomanceRe: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by Mjess(f): 4:04pm On Apr 15, 2021
Buy longrich Roll on, as a gift for her. undecided
HealthRe: Longrich Pi Cup ( Alkaline Cup) by Mjess(op): 10:42am On Oct 26, 2020
Get this and be glad you did.
Contact me on how to get..
Nationwide pickup available

HealthRe: Suffering From Reoccurring Infection by Mjess(op): 3:44pm On Oct 25, 2020
OUR PROMO IS ON....

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GET A CARTON FOR #20000, INSTEAD OF #21000.
OFFER LASTS TILL 1ST NOVEMBER!!!!
HURRY WHILE IT LASTS!!!



YOU CAN BE A DISTRIBUTOR OF OUR PRODUCTS IN YOUR LOCATION WITH LITTLE CAPITAL.

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CALL/WHATSAPP; 08032094909
FashionRe: One Touch Stretch Mark Removal by Mjess(op): 3:41pm On Oct 08, 2020
I ain't forcing you undecided undecided undecided
FashionOne Touch Stretch Mark Removal by Mjess(op):
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Have you everything and the stretch marks is still there!!
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✅ Dandruff miracle
✅ Perfect After-Workout massage oil
✅ Effective Management of Joint pains

Small quantity, great result!

For just ₦2000 only

Call/WhatsApp 08032094909

Payment on delivery for Abuja residents only

Pickup available for other states.

HealthSuffering From Reoccurring Infection by Mjess(op):
Introducing Our Flagship Product
(LONGRICH PANTILINER)

Relieves menstrual pain.
Cures and prevents reoccurring toilet infections, STDs etc.
Antibacterial; treats and prevents boils and inflammations.
Shrinks fibroid and takes care of other gynecological diseases Eliminates odour and itch.
Improves endocrine / glandular functions.

The Green Magnetic Strip....
ACHE OR PAIN ON ANY PART OF THE BODY; dampen with water, Plaster on the affected area. 4hrs magic.
INFECTION: dampen it with water and place on the affected area. Magic
A must have for every home.

It goes for #1500 per pack of 30pieces

A carton of 16packs that will last for a year for #21000.


Payment on delivery for Abuja residents only.
If your in another state, you will be directed to our longrich store closer to you for pickup.

Call/WhatsApp 08032094909

FashionDark Knuckles Cream by Mjess(op):
Longrich britghtening handcream does wonders on the hands, clears dark knuckles, brightens the hands, moisturizes, softens and smoothens the hands.
visible result in 3weeks. tested and trusted!!!

With this say bye bye to wrinkled and strong hands!!
#1600 only
Payment on delivery for Abuja residents only.
Pick up available for other states!!!

Call/WhatsApp 08032094909

BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 1:50pm On Oct 02, 2020
It's 2nd day of the month. Remove a percentage of your salary and invest it.

Just same way you keep your tithe monthly, keep a percentage as investment monthly too.




60 years is old age, to those that never had a plan before retirement.

Out of the billionaires we have in the world, almost 70% are above 60! Yet, they don't feel old.

I'm happy to build with Longrich, because I know that no matter how slow I am, I can grow to earn 100k weekly in the next 5yrs.

When we talk Longrich, we are not talking "now" we are talking FUTURE.
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 12:23pm On Oct 02, 2020
Hello!

Why have you not joined in the fastest growing business in Nigeria?
Join Longrich Bioscience International today.

In a nutshell,
LONGRICH (also Called Longliqi) Bioscience International Company is one of the biggest manufacturers of your daily use products. While you allow people to lie to you that it's scam, or it's not real or its products are expensive, you may be be using its products every day without knowing it.
Longrich manufactures over 2000 products worldwide and for big and popular companies like Unilever, GlaxoSmithKline, Adidas, Avon, and many others.
The products include bathing soap, detergents, toothpastes, body cream, body spray, mouth spray, make-up, necklace, shoes, pot, flask, perfume, sanitary pads, diapers, baby lotion, baby shampoo, phones, power banks, hand sanitiser, handcream... How many can I mention?

Also including medical products like drugs, supplements, syringe, and many more...

Longrich business is network marketing. And network marketing is a business venture. It is as valid as any other business in the world. So, if you don't have this idea in your mind, then you're wrong.
It is not a Ponzi scheme. It is not a promotional strategy or advert. It doesn't have an expiry date. It won't disappear.

With just ₦10,050 (ten thousand fifty naira only), you will be registered; qualify for weekly earnings and free mentorship on how you can grow into a millionaire in matter of 2 - 3yrs.

Is not a get rich quick scheme, is a business you build gradually to earn massively!!

To join my WhatsApp group, ask questions and learn more.
Kindly inbox me on 08032094909

BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 1:51pm On Sep 30, 2020
Introducing Our Flagship Product

(LONGRICH PANTILINER)

Relieves menstrual pain.
Cures and prevents reoccurring toilet infections, STDs etc.
Antibacterial; treats and prevents boils and inflammations.
Shrinks fibroid and takes care of other gynecological diseases Eliminates odour and itch.
Improves endocrine / glandular functions.

The Green Magnetic Strip....
ACHE OR PAIN ON ANY PART OF THE BODY; dampen with water, Plaster on the affected area. 4hrs magic.
INFECTION: dampen it with water and place on the affected area. Magic
A must have for every home.

It goes for #1500 per pack of 30pieces

A carton of 16packs that will last for a year for #21000.

You can become a distributor of this product in your location, simply by buying a carton at company price, making gain of #5000 and above depends on how much you wish to resell.

To order, call me on 08032094909

HealthRe: Longrich Pi Cup ( Alkaline Cup) by Mjess(op): 11:45am On Sep 26, 2020
Have you at anytime In the middle of the night belge and you get that cooked egg smell, then this cup is for you.

Chat 08032094909
For more info.
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 11:40am On Sep 26, 2020
Network marketing has produced more millionaires in a short period of time than any other sector...



Stop saying network marketing is not your thing, while your bills are saying something else.

With as low as #10050(ten thousand, fifty naira) your already in business.


Chat 08032094909
Let's get you started
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 8:19am On Sep 25, 2020
With as low as ₦10,050 (ten thousand fifty naira only)...

✅ Become a partner with one of the biggest cosmetic and health products companies in the world.

✅ You get a unique code and an access to your account (office) with this company.

✅ You get quality products worth either ₦10,300 or ₦11,550 (your choice).

✅ You qualify for free mentorship on how you can grow in the business so fast that you can earn in millions in a matter of months.

✅ You qualify for a total bonus of at least ₦48,600.

It's Longrich or Nothing!

Join today!!
WhatsApp / 08032094909

HealthRe: Longrich Pi Cup ( Alkaline Cup) by Mjess(op): 11:54am On Sep 24, 2020
Hope you know that cancerous growth cannot survive in alkaline environment.


Get this cup for only 19800

Call us on/ 08032094909
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 11:49am On Sep 24, 2020
*Think of a business you can pass to your unborn generations*

*LONGRICH IS TRANSGENERATIONAL WEALTH*

*Think* *Investment*...because you won't be young forever!

*Think* Insurance...because you won't be strong forever!

*Think* Entrepreneurship because you won't be employed forever!

*THINK DAILY EARNINGS, THINK LONGRICH*

*THINK OF A SUSTAINABLE plan B* JOIN LONGRICH

Hope to have you join our team

Chat
08032094909
To get started.
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 11:52am On Sep 23, 2020
You can be a distributor of longrich products and still earn massively from the company...
These longrich products are sold in shoprites and big supermarkets for triple their prices.
Be a distributor in your location and make reasonable gains from it.
Don't say there is no job for you in Nigeria, am offering you a lifetime opportunity.
Grab it now!!!!




Contact me for procedures
HealthRe: Longrich Pi Cup ( Alkaline Cup) by Mjess(op): 11:46am On Sep 23, 2020
Get this cup for someone you know that is suffering from any form of Ulcer and the person will be forever indebted to you.

Contact me on how to get it
HealthLongrich Pi Cup ( Alkaline Cup) by Mjess(op): 11:06pm On Sep 21, 2020
Product of the day:

THE LONGRICH PI CUP

Your mobile hospital!

Help your body to fight diseases by drinking alkaline water.

Alkaline water has so many health benefits.

It is a general body detoxifier.
It cures almost all known diseases, including:
✅ Ulcer

✅ Diabetes

✅ Hypertension

✅ Effectively manages Sickle Cell Anaemia

✅ Clears drunkenness

✅ Manages Amnesia

✅ General body weakness

Do you know that cancerous cells cannot survive an alkaline body system?

Do you know that ulcer is as a result high level of acid in your stomach, take alkaline water using this alkaline cup and say bye bye to ulcer for life.

Get the Longrich Pi Cup for only ₦19,800

08032094909

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Noble Igwe Gifts Ozo An All-Expense Paid Trip To Cyprus by Mjess(f): 10:44pm On Sep 21, 2020
He will still gum Nengi along...mtchwww.




#Stillyourfavouritelongrichambassador#

Contact me for all longrich products and registration
RomanceRe: Pregnant Girlfriend Scatters Her Boyfriend's Side Chic's Birthday Party by Mjess(f): 4:50pm On Sep 21, 2020
No be small thing...




#Stillyourfavouritelongrichambassador#

Contact me for your longrich products and registrations!!!
BusinessRe: What Is Your Plan B. (residual Income Is A Necessity) by Mjess(op): 12:30pm On Sep 21, 2020
No scam Zone, All payments are made to longrich company account directly..
And your money is refundable, if you decide your no longer interested.



Every money you pay is returned to you in form of products. Every single penny!

There are no losses in Longrich.

Chat me up let's get started!!

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