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Obiomon:
Your reply should be "Me too, I love You'tube' "

I mean d guy said 2 d girl d *whack statement* hw can he get his balls back or rather a logic(that works on girls) to use to retract d statement

Guyz hw can 1 get his balls back after a girl the commonly abused word "i love you "

TruthHurts1:
If allah and his "prophets" are so scared of answering simple questions, then maybe allah only exists in one illiterate prophet's imagination.

I dont know what ur problem everyone is ask for declaration including me(a muslim) nd why must u be so arrogant it shows u have an empty brain

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Baba nice job u're doing here

Sir hardon i've just been following ur post recently well to page 13 nd its been life saving more energy 2 typing finger nd more grease 2 ur j- rod.
i have dis problem
There is dis girl i met some time ago (b4 d drills) nd i wooed her d normally senseless nice /needy/clingy guy method nd u should already know the result it got to an extent that she stopped picking my calls even rejected some.
Bt unfortunately after i came across d drills i started by ignoring her nd it seems to b working(although i can't really conclude) she's been acting some how in my presence like i should come nd talk to her again(re try) nd from d drills it said dat too much of everything is not good i have been ignoring her for d past 1-2 month so now that i've decided to pick up 1 or 2 funny lines with her i don't see her around again bt i still have her number.
Here z my question can i begin d witty lines on phone (she's most likely to pick) nd also should I jst use a different number in order to avoid d "picking prob" and also how should begin d conversation (with my number)i mean z dis ok
Me: hello
Her: hello/hi
Me: why do u sound like someone that just received an hot slap from a mad woman ?anyway hope u didn't pee on ur bed
Her: .......(can't really guess)
Me: (depending on her above reply)
...
...
...
Me: u know what, i want 2 tell u something important 2maro call me by 7:83 sorry 7:30pm 2maro.

Z dis cool enough nd would d call me 2maro work?

Nd with another number
Me: hello
Her: hello/hi
Me: why do u sound like someone that just received an hot slap from a mad woman?
Her: pls who's speaking?
Me: wow i can't believe u've forgotten d Voice of your boyfriend anyway dats to b expected because my voice z richer now. U can always call me back when you remember.
*hang up*

Victurh:
You deserve to be flogged!
Go and gain admission first

i'm a UI student of maths dept

Top 10 Easiest Courses In Nigerian Universities That You Can Study


This are the top 10 Easiest Courses In Nigerian Universities that you can easily study at all costs

1. Political science
Political science belong to the faculty of social sciences it is currently one of the easiest courses you can study in Nigerian higher institutions. Admission requirements include; Five O level credit passes which include English
Government or History plus two other Arts or Social sciences. Political science requires very small or no calculation.

2. Philosophy
philosophy can also be listed among the simple and easiest courses in Nigerian higher institutions, it also belong to the faculty of social sciences. Admission requirements are; Five O level credit passes which include English language, Biology, Health Science and at least a pass in mathematics or statistics. Philosophy also requires very small or no calculation.

3. Sociology
Sociology is of course one of the easiest courses to study in Nigerian tertiary institutions. Under the faculty of social and management sciences, admission requirements to study sociology are;
Five o level credit passes in Government or History, English Language and three other subjects. At least a pass in Mathematics is required. Sociology requires no calculation during the course of study.

Note: Sociology and anthropology can be studied in the faculty of arts and humanities.

4. Geography:
Father of all earth and environmental science courses is unarguably one of the easiest, simplest and smooth courses to science students. To study B.sc in geography you need Five SSCE credit passes in English Language, Geography, and any three subjects from Arts or Social Sciences with at least a pass in Mathematics. As a science subject also, geography requires small calculation during the course if study.

5. Mass communication
Mass communication is one of the popular courses among Nigerian students. Although mass communication is popular it is also easy to study in Nigerian universities and other higher institutions. Five SSCE credit passes to include English Language,
Literature in English and an approved science subject. A pass in Mathematics is also required. Maas communication also requires little or no calculation.

6. History
History is among the smooth courses you can study in any Nigerian higher institution. In addition history have low competition therefore chance of gaining admission. Fall in the department of arts & humanities, admission to study history is Five SSCE credit passes to include English Language, Geography, Government/History.

7. Library and information science
Library and information science is indeed one of the simple course one can study in Nigerian higher institutions. Library ad information science can be studied different faculties, under the faculty of social and management sciences, or under faculty of education. To study library and information science you require Five SSCE credit passes to include English Language, Mathematics, Physics and two any other science subjects.

8. Religious studies
Currently Nigeria practice 2 religions Islamic religion and Christian religion, they are easy to study in a university because an average Nigerian has a background about his religion making easy to study it in any institution. Situated in the faculty of arts and humanities, CRK/IRS and any two other subjects . the general admission requirements. Religious studies require no calculation during the course of study.

9. Languages
As long as you stick to your language, it is easy to acquire a degree in any nigerian language, less stress and less cost all accompanied our local languages. However English, french, German and other foreign languages are also easy to study. For our local , you just require, an o level credit in Any Language you wish to study and two other subjects. Linguistic s are usually under the faculty of arts and humanities. No calculation at all during the course of study.
source :- http://www.9jabasis.com.ng/2017/10/top-10-easiest-courses-in-nigerian.html

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the corect answer is 012

i tink its babalawo airways

i'll post the correct answer later

which airline donu thinks this is?
below are some comments

summation of three odd numbers can never b an even number so d question z impossible

lol abeg teach her

lol; D abeg teach her

i tink d babalawo told her to find someone to use
or wat do u tink she's up to even a mad man cant marry a woman posting braless photos on facebook

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source:- http://nigeriarealestatehub.com/top-10-most-beautiful-campuses-nigeria.html/

1.OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY ILE-IFE

Formerly called University of Ife, OAU is the best Nigerian University in everything on the surface of this earth not just structure wise. There are so many amazing structures in Ife that you would wonder if it is a University for just civil Engineers, Architects and Estate surveyors.

‘Oba awon Universities’ like the students of the institution prefer to call it, is no doubt the most beautiful Nigerian university ever. Now I’m saying that categorically because if you’ve had any prior objections on the previous ones on my list I believe there can never be any objections on this one except you have a personal vendetta for Ife.

Department of Architecture OAU, is an architectural masterpiece on its own
Oba awon University is definitely the King of all Nigerian universities and also stands tall in Africa. OAU rivals are not even in the country so why should anyone raise an eyebrow that it came tops on our list.
The University was named after a Nigerian legend and a person who many believe is the best Nigerian President there never was, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, on 12 May 1987 . The man who has his image crested on the 100 naira note was the first premier of the western region.
Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun state, the brain child of the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo is situated in a place that is widely believed to be the origin of the Yoruba people; the dwelling place of Oduduwa.

OBA AWON UNIVERSITY
Oba awon University is probably the best thing to ever happen to Osun state.
So that’s my list of the top 10 finest Nigerian Universities ever (top 10 most beautiful campuses in Nigeria)
I expect a standing ovation for OBA AWON UNIVERSITY!!!
Oya, who’s in the hood that thinks otherwise?

2. COVENANT UNIVERSITY, OTA

Halls of residences in Covenant University
Covenant University is arguably the best private university with the most beautiful campus in Nigeria. This is the third privately owned university on our list and the second university owned Pastor David Oyedepo led Living Faith Church Worldwide to make this list. Located in Ota, Ogun state, the university beats FUNAAB hands down as the most beautiful higher institution in Ogun state.

The University was established in 2002 as a Private Christian University and a member of the Association of Commonwealth Universities. In January 2015, it was ranked as the best university in Nigeria according to Webometrics.

3 . UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN CITY

Okay, I didn’t give this famous institution the number one spot only because the people who know me so well will cry blue murder!
UNIBEN has always been an all-rounder and its magnificent structure is just one of its many astounding attributes. In fact Uniben most probably has the best gate house in Nigeria amongst our tertiary institutions.

Uniben Auditorium is the cynosure of all eyes
The University buildings from the entrance to the campus and hostel are a class act and one of the finest ever. In 1985, Grace Alele-Williams made history as the first Nigerian woman to become the head (vice-chancellor) of a Nigerian university. She was the Vice-Chancellor of the University of Benin till 1991.

4. AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY, ZARIA.

ABU, is the pearl of the north and the best university in that part of the country. ABU – the oldest University in Northern Nigeria is named after the Sardauna of Sokoto, Alhaji Sir Ahmadu Bello, the first premier of Northern Nigeria who was killed in 1966 in an Igbo-led coup consequent of his slanderous actions and inactions against the Ibos. The University has one of the finest collections of north’s bests.

If you want to see pretty hijab wearing Hausa and Fulani ladies then ABU is your destination.
The university has a large medical program with its own A.B.U. Teaching Hospital, one of the largest hospitals in Nigeria. Also, I’ll bet ABU is the biggest University in Nigeria.

5. UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS

This university probably houses the most beautiful girls you can find in a Nigerian University. Some people call it ‘Federal University of swag’ others call it ‘University toh badt’, I call it the raw deal. University of Lagos is the most sought after higher institution in Nigeria not because of the beauties inherent there or the somewhat breathtaking structures but because it is situated in the centre of excellence – LASGIDI–the city where dreams come true.
Unilag has the best of everything you can imagine!

Senate House, Unilag – one of Unilag’s finest architectural piece
University of Lagos (UNILAG), an institution once rumoured to be renamed after the acclaimed winner of the June 12, 1993 presidential election annulled by the then Military Government of Nigeria, Moshood Abiola University, Lagos (MAULAG), (the controversial name Ex-President Jonathan was going to rename UNILAG before he rescinded his decision after facing widespread criticism) is situated in Akoka, jewel of Yaba which is considered the 10th hottest location in Lagos. Unilag’s senate house is one of the best architectural pieces in a Nigerian University and maybe the best in Unilag.

6. UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT, CHAOBA

The University of Port Harcourt is a university in the Nigerian city of Port Harcourt in Rivers state. It is in fact the only South-south University on this list. University of Port Harcourt was established in 1975 as University College, Port Harcourt, and was given university status in 1977. If you don’t want to leave the south-south region of the country and yet want to attend a reputable university, then UNIPORT should be your destination.

7. LANDMARK UNIVERSITY, KWARA STATE

Landmark University (LMU) is located in Omu-Aran, Kwara State in Nigeria. It is a Private Christian University and was founded by Dr. David Oyedepo.

Landmark University was established by Living Faith Church Worldwide on March 21, 2011 as the second university owned by the church. The purpose of the establishment as stated by the chancellor is towards the realization of the Agrarian revolution. According to the Chancellor, Dr. David Oyedepo, the name “Landmark” was gotten based on inspiration on how the school is to operate. This is also evident in the motto of the school, which is “Breaking new grounds”.
6. UNIVERSITY OF PORT

8. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE, ABEOKUTA (FUNAAB)

FUNAAB is the pearl of Ogun state and gives that part of South-West region of Nigeria a bit of repute. Asides being number 8 on this list, FUNAAB is the most beautiful Federal University of Agriculture in the country.

The University was established on 1 January 1988 by the Federal Government when four universities of technology, earlier merged in 1984, were de-merged. This led to the creation of the first two universities of agriculture in Abeokuta and Makurdi.

9. GOMBE STATE UNIVERSITY

But for its breathtaking landscape and beautiful environment, Gombe State University would not have made my list of 10 most beautiful campuses in Nigeria. So, let’s give it to this University in one of the most silent states in North-east Nigeria for placing 9th on this list; rubbing shoulders with the big guns.

Gombe State University is a member of the Association of Commonwealth Universities and was established in the year 2004 and is one of the few new generation universities on our list.

There are over 90 universities in Nigeria consisting of Federal, State and Private institutions; You may want to call it a fair number considering the population of the country.
As a result of the oil boom years of the 1970s, tertiary level of education was expanded to reach every sub-region of Nigeria. The federal government and the state governments were previously the only bodies licensed to operate universities. Recently, licenses have been granted to individuals, corporate bodies and religious bodies to establish private universities in the country. At least there is one university in every state of the federation.
Considering the huge number of universities in Nigeria especially those with beautiful campuses, it will be okay for anyone to disagree with my ‘Top 10 most beautiful campuses in Nigeria’ but like they say; beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Amidst the very beautiful campuses scattered across the length and breadth of the country, here are the top 10 most beautiful campuses around. Wait till you get to the list before you raise your objections;
10. UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN (U.I)

U.I is Nigeria’s premier university and virtually the oldest University in Nigeria. It originated from Yaba College founded in 1932 in Yaba, Lagos as the first tertiary educational institute in Nigeria. Yaba College was transferred to Ibadan, becoming the University College of Ibadan, in 1948. The university was founded on its own site on 17 November 1948. Though characterized by obsolete structures, the University campus is still a site to behold and has never stopped being one of the most beautiful and breathtaking campuses in Nigeria.
In as much that U.I might not have deserved topmost position on our list, it would be a sin not to have it on our top 10 list of most beautiful campuses in Nigeria.

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*WHO IS YOUR ICE?*

The Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE".. Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you know"

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending to us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.

Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of quick contact during emergency situations.

As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognised name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'.

It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact names, simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc.

Pascalberry:
I doubt weda his a uniben student self. Orumwese wan make ys blyk Light years. fast asf. if not say em admit anyhow last section we 4 don resume lyk dis

i'm a ui student