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goodgood2:
Lol! Then, your wife would get my love.

know yourself ehn

goodgood2:
The story may actually be fictitious; it was only posted here for the purpose of sampling opinions. Anyway, I have a feeling that if we meet in the real world, you'd splash expensive stuffs on me. On this note, I make my desire to meet you in the real world public. However, I would keep details of what transpires between us when we actually meet to myself; I won't act like the OP. I promise. Love ya!

who do u love? Please i have a wife and kids o hehehe

KingTom:
But we are married na

i never saw my pride price again

KingTom:
No way, when the durex is exhausted, we'll go in raw

abeg im a born again virgin only my husband will chop

KingTom:
Oya na, grab all the essential things for our journey. A carton of durex, some swimsuits, clothes and others.

u want to blow up the durex and fly back home abi

KingTom:

make we trek to Punta Cana

KingTom:
If you say "Lolz you funny die" it means I am funny
but since you said "Lolz you are funny die" It means you think I'm funny but I should die!

What Have I done to offend you na, have I spoken out of line ma, have I behaved in a disorderly manner? shey you know I am like Sylvia and you are like Dangote, have I violated any of your terms. Sweerie please talk to me

sorry you funny die o

KingTom:
Shotgun wedding

lolz

KingTom:
I no gree say na reality be this, I no gree! Chai I am in lalala do I am in Fairytopia I am in neverland I am dreaming ooooo

****in Chris brown's voice*****

"Don't wake me up"

lolz you are funny die

Jimbadly:
I thought she's a virgin. Do virgins have boyfriends?

how do virgins get married if they dont get a boyfriend?

KingTom:
I no want designer

I no want Ferrari

I say na your love oo

oya take my heart

KingTom:
Oya wetin you wan buy for me

sheyi u want Ferrari

KingTom:
I hear say ya mama dey pack pounds and dollars for your account, Abeg I want apply na, give me form na

i just get irritated when someone people think every one is like their idiiotic sisters that have to open their legs just to get money for survival.

So because i said he should give her more money to buy something that meets his expectations. Someone buys u something cheap, you go ahead and buy yourself something according to your taste, its a simple as that.

deebrain:
Whatever spirit prompted you to ask such a silly question is not from the lord. Better seek deliverance before it is too late.

if you think you can do better for yourself you do it without having to make a thread about it on a public forum. Its the most petty thing on this planet.

KingTom:
So now you are offering to cover my bills? Hmmmmmm it is no longer a dream


***Breaks into song*****

It shall be permanent, it shall be permanent, what the Lord has done for me, it shall be permanent!!!!!!!"

hehehe amen

Pinkylilly:
how do you know he's a grown ass man?

that looks like a man with a beard on his profile pic

1stola:
Fish brain Idíot

Lazy ass bıtch
All they know how to do is to collect money from guys. And the only thing they can offer is to spread their legs for fûcking.
Like mother like daughter.

yes im like my mother and i have never collected money from any guy because she makes sure i never have to. So if you think you were swearing at us you clearly have lost it! Im pretty sure the same thing cannot be said about your father. Idiiot!

1stola:
See one of dem. Smh
Ode

your entire village

kenonze:
Use ur real image for DP
If u dont mind?

for what?

KingTom:
Holy mother of Moses!!! You no dey beg for recharge card, you sef wan turn back buy me recharge card!!! Segun forget needle, pour me concentrated HCL acid make I wake up from this dream eh

you need me to get u the acid too lolz

Pinkylilly:
don't know if its the same op but there was a thread that he complained of this same gf demanding for an increase in allowance. Imagine that. The guy should stop paying allowance and let the lady go nd work then she can give bra as gift sef. Its a shame on woman hood

Like i said i already said in a previous posts, if its a matter of barter trade, he is better off not giving anyone an allowance and buying whatever meets his expectations himself. Its straight up childish to be making a thread like this for a grown asssss man.

cleatoris:
Read the story carefully before replying those who did.
Thanks.

the topic reads "i Advised my son...."

KingTom:
Abeg I wan apply, send me form babe wey no dey collect recharge card. Segun stab my left eye with your needle abeg, e be like say I dey dream.

in fact how much recharge card u want? Make i buy am for u. You better come back and post it on NL o

BiniShrine:
smh... I gave my bae 5k though small for my birthday.. She came back wit 4singlet.. Lol... Its just in u guys system.

then u should have kept the money and bought yourself what u wanted for your birthday instead.

tabisegroup:
Moana... U r dangerously beautiful

bros

kenonze:
Mona,
Hian!
U have taken this too personal.
Why?
I just saw some cool pics of watch @ icyicy bought for her boo.
Can u do that?

She said fiance not bf, as in someone she has reasonable expectation of marrying...
And yes i have bought gifts for guys i have dated previously and never for a second did i ever make noise about it on NL when any of them bought something cheaper than i bought for them before. So i dont get your point

KingTom:
Where have you been all my life?

i have been here o but u are still forming baddest guy ever liveth for the NL girls

Pinkylilly:
what are you saying? @Moana he gives her "girlfriend" allowance of 50K per month can't she save up to buy something worth it. What a stingy girl. My bf doesn't pay me allowance cos I work for it, yet I make sure I buy him something he'll appreciate on his special occasions.

I could afford $200 birthday gift cards (for my ex) despite being a student. And i never for a second expected him to return the favour, or do more for me. When i gave i gave because i wanted to, i never treated it as barter trade.
If you are gonna give an allowance to someone and expect to be paid for it, then dont give it at all on the first place. Its rather childish to come and post it her on a public forum, what will he gain from it?
Dont give anyone an allowance, use that money to buy yourself gifts that you will appreciate, instead of being this juvenile.

odutope:
All you know is how to collect. I pity your bf

and how much did you see me collecting from him? the only financial supported ort i get is from my parents and the money i make on my own.

Kingbilo:
Lol. See this one trying to cover up her ignorance with ignorance

if you dont know your figures of speech its not my problem

millionboi:
hmmm.....shie u r expectin a man 2tek u as wife?....posibly a nairaland dude,u r a real wife material....hissss

; why will i be looking for a husband on NL. The point tryin to make is, if what others do for u isnt enough, you are better off doing it for yourself.

dewstar:
No apology, this is a dumb question. You obviously seem like the type that depends on boyfriend for everything.

i have never eer asked any guy that i have dated before for even $1 airtime, why will i start depending on a guy imnot related to?