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Forum GamesRe: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by MockingBird(m): 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2013
adaobi123: Im here now tongue
@ Adaobi123
A POEM FOR MY BELOVED

Like the rose among thorns
Is my darling among women.
You are beautiful my darling
Beautiful beyond words.
You have captured my heart
And hold it hostage with one glance of your eyes.
My treasure and my bride to be,
Your love delights me my dear
Because your love is better than wine.


O woman of rare beauty
Your eyes sparkle like diamonds
Besides springs of water.
Even among hundreds of queens
And countless young women,
I would still choose my treasure and my perfect one.
The favorite of her father and dearly beloved of the one who bore her.
Young women see her and praise her
Even queens and concubines sing her praise.


You're altogether beautiful my darling
Beautiful in every way.
No wonder many waters cannot quench my love for you,
Nor can many rivers drown it.
If a man were to buy your love with all his wealth
His offer would be utterly useless.
I love you beyond words my dear
Because you're my beloved.
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by MockingBird(m): 3:03pm On Jul 14, 2013
Abeg Joor, na me win! Thread closed.
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by MockingBird(m): 2:33pm On Jun 24, 2013
I wonder why these will continue to fascinate people. It just shows how people have very limited
knowledge of the world of spirits. This guy has literally sold his soul to the devil hence
he has invisible demon spirits at his command unseen to the natural eyes suspending him.
It was the same when he walked across River thames.
It takes a very high level in witchcraft to be able to pull these stunts cos the demons are
hard to control.
Just mere invoking one to perform, get your incantations wrong and you are done.

Magic like these have serious repercussions. These powers are not given for free.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why He Won't Propose by MockingBird(m): 6:07pm On Jun 21, 2013
@ OP, not all marriages begins with "Will you marry me?" Some actually begins with "I don get belle, wetin we go do?"
Nice post anyway. 3 GBOZA for you.
FamilyRe: The Roles Of A Father! by MockingBird(m): 8:02pm On Jun 18, 2013
Its such a shame that this BEAUTIFUL thread ended in just 2 pages.
One of the best post I've seen on nairaland in recent times. I even had to copy and paste in a
word document to read again later.
But if its about Tonto Dike, the thread will hit 30 pages in 10 mins.....
I wanna be the WORLD'S BEST DAD to my kids...If this is your dream hit LIKE.
FamilyRe: Homosexuality And Its Adverse Effects On The Family by MockingBird(m): 4:42pm On Jun 15, 2013
All those with sympathy towards HOMOSEXUALS have a tendency to become one. Its just all a matter of time
and exposure. BTW I hate and Detest Anything related to homosexualism.
FamilyRe: When The Wife Earns And Contribute More To The Union? by MockingBird(m): 4:26pm On Jun 15, 2013
One of the most sensible threads on Nairaland
A THOUSAND LIKES
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Free GMAT Download by MockingBird(m): 11:29am On Jun 15, 2013
Another email dropping thread...I pity una..Cos Spammers go load una box full with useless mails
Music/RadioRe: People Consider Enya's Songs As 'demonic' - Why? by MockingBird(m): 12:00pm On Jun 08, 2013
Any song that does not glorify God has the spirit of the world in it.
The spirit of the world causes you to oppose the things of God unknowingly.
Without understanding her language you stand at an even greater risk becos she may
just be worshipping her master in her local dialect - Now who knows who her master is?
checkout www.hollywoodinsiders.net
Most of this musician actually appreciate Satan for giving them FAME.
Now how many you have listened to Chris Browns's song where he was appealing for Satan
to be giving a second chance?
FamilyRe: . by MockingBird(m): 4:21pm On Jun 07, 2013
greatgod2012: Am i the only one who thinks differently on this, and i believe this type of indulgence is why mediocrity will continue to wax stronger and stronger in this part of the world. Haba!, a full grown-up man behaving childishly, even, some children know when to respect one's privacy and marriage. The guy is simply st.up.id, how on earth can a full grown up man just enter a couple's room without knocking or banging the door on a couple when the door is locked, even, if hes both their parents and hes the one feeding them, courtesy demands that he gives them their deserved respect. And why do i feel that, hes intentionally doing it to frustrate either or both of the couple wickedly.
Well, as for me, i wont condone it, i wont even tell hubby about it and im certain that it will only happen one time, yes, i mean it just once, there wont be a repetition of such st.upi. dity if im the one involved. "ijo ti a ba ribi ni ibi nwole"
"Nkan ti eeyan o ba ni gba ni olowo, talaka la tii nkoo".
@op, its never too late, face your fear once and conquer it forever. How? Call him"brother so...so), "i want to see you, i dont like the way you just enter our room without knocking, you have to realise that im a married woman and your brother is a married man, we are both legally married and we have the right to anything that may be happening indoor, without apology to anyone, and distubance from anyone, you inclusive, so, give us our deserved respect in order to have your own respect intact. Action and reaction and always equal and opposite. A word is enough"
when your hubby comes from work, tell him what you told his brother and how you told him(if possible, record you converation with you BIL and play it to your hubby when he comes back)
Approach him with all humility and do not raise your voice at him except he reacts otherwise. If hes an honourable and respectful man, he will apologise and refrain from such action. If hes not, then he need to learn it the embarrassing way, by asking him to go out the next time he tries that.
Meanwhile, you have your roles to play, if you still want him to be washing yur hubby's clothes, get a laundry basket and put it in the passage/verander, therein, you pack your hubby's clothes and therein he picks them up, and when hes thru with ironing. Tell him, to leave them in the sitting room, that you will pack them inside from there, or betterstill, get another person to do the laundry and pay for it.
Wishing you goodluck and blissful marriage.
'Gbam' On point. Even when I stay alone and everybody has their room u can't try this. Privacy must be maintained. I go tell you straight to ur face. Not to talk of when I don marry.
PhonesRe: Airtel Internet Data Bundle Double-Double Promo: 200mb (+ Free 200mb) by MockingBird(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2013
can it be really true. wayo people,
by the way....1st to comment
BusinessRe: Business Proposal by MockingBird(m): 1:00am On May 21, 2013
I've got proposals in them thousands in my lappy. Tell me exactly what you need and I may be able to help you.
Or you can reach me on 08099697020
PropertiesRe: World Trade Centre Abuja (progress In Pictures) by MockingBird(op): 8:53am On May 17, 2013
[quote author=igochopur$]Take it easy with him. It could be the pictures failed to attach, or you dont know there is actually a World Trade Centre under construction in Abuja?[/quote]Thanks dear..U were right. I tried several times to upload the pictures but they wouldn't attach.
Pls help, how do I upload them fabulous pictures. I guarantee you they are amazing.
PropertiesWorld Trade Centre Abuja (progress In Pictures) by MockingBird(op):
The World Trade Center Abuja is fast becoming the most discerning destination of sophistication in Africa. It is perfectly situated in the heart of the Federal Capital Territory, with easy access to the International Airport for businessmen frequently travelling beyond the city. Since the road beside the WTC is where I follow to work everyday, I have noticed the progress from the foundation to the stage it is now.

The World Trade Center Abuja will feature Residential Towers designed to appeal to discerning A-list owners and investors. The Tower One Residences available for immediate limited release will feature elegant and spacious 1- to 6-bedroom layouts in single floor and duplex floorplans. Underground secured parking, concierge services and VIP access to Capital Mall will make it the most complete lifestyle experience in Africa.

The WTC Abuja will comprise 3 towers for residence and 3 towers for commercial plus 1 elegant and outstanding tower.
Below are the pictures
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by MockingBird(m): 10:03pm On May 16, 2013
MekT: Wat u mean by padhuh
All you just need to do is give a space after the last letter of your names and add a dot(.)
Thats all I did and it went.
And for those of you without NYSC number becos u've not passed out use NA in the space for NYSC discharge
certificate number...
And don't forget to thank me if it goes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by MockingBird(m): 4:01pm On May 16, 2013
Yepeeeeee...Mine just went thru with a congratulatory message and appliaction ID
Apply through http://jobs.wfmcentre.com/firstbank/apply.php
Then pad ur First Name, Middle name and surname with Spaces after the last letter followed by a dot(.)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by MockingBird(m): 11:20pm On May 15, 2013
geniuspro: I guess you should wait till tomorrow,16th May 2013. After all, the admission of documents is not starting on the 15th May,2013.

#My2cents#
Guy, do you knw wat staying at home without a job looks like? Sometimes its as if u wanna go crazy, at other times its depression. So Don't blame us if we want to force the site open with our applications. shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment In FCMB Bank!!!!!!!! by MockingBird(m): 11:02pm On May 15, 2013
Pls this is not to discourage anybody, its just a true story.
I had a friend who was a Direct Sales Agent (DSA)for FCMB. I later saw him on several ocassions
trekking all over the city of Abuja with his suit under hot sun in the name of looking for clients.
I Saw him at the ATM last week and I was like guy u no go work?
He just hissed and said 'That one na work? I don resign'

I felt sorry for him sha but I couldn't help laffing.
The key here is to be wise...No allow one Bank or one company carry you trekk all over the whole city
in the name of a marketing job. It would be better you stay at home and do further search.

May God bless our efforts and give us that dream job we desire.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by MockingBird(m): 10:42pm On May 15, 2013
Yes...its just bouncing back. Does it means successful?
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 9:30am On May 04, 2013
U claim to be a business person. U should know that if a fellow business person like you offering the same service cheats and renders poor services, potential clients would rope you in with him even if you are different. Your poor services after so much marketing is making the DISTRUST LEVELS high.

Sorry, this is not to discredit you but it is the plain truth

maxibrainz: @Mockingbird when did you become customer care of nairaland that people call you to complain gone are the days of using VPN that cannot adequately meet the needs of internet users well out of fustration you now lie it quite funny but am not here to exchange words with you like kids do. If you need the MTN magic sim settings that would enable you to browse and download unlimitedly on both your phone and PC send your request to my email maxibrainz55@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 3:45pm On May 03, 2013
Pls take note: I don't do MAGIC SIM or SIM CONFIGURATION because even though they work now, one day very soon, they will be blocked by the network. What I offer is UNLIMITED BROWSING using VPN. It comes with a unique username and Password for every subscriber.
To know more, u can reach me on 08099697020 or 08109684700.

And for your notice, I have over 40 subscribers nationwide who can attest to the authenticity and integrity of services.
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 3:37pm On May 03, 2013
Maxibrainz and Kingmind and co...I keep recieving calls from persons whom you have dupped complaining bitterly about how your services did not work. Must you engage in fraudulent practices to make money? If you are reading this...Be wise, patronise them at your own risk cos if it fails after few days there is no refund of cash.
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 5:41pm On Apr 22, 2013
This THREAD is TURNING childish!
Some asking for N400 recharge card, some N1000, some N2000 and some N3000.
Wetin, na so una hungry?

If you really know you mean business, go and open a website or blog on this and market there.
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 8:28pm On Apr 20, 2013
SCAM SCAM SCAM...How u go browse unlimited till 2015, na ur papa get the network?
Any magic sim,configuration or hacking that extends beyond 2 to 3 months will surely be blocked... Common, do you think
these network providers are fools.
Google up VPN and see why it can never be detected and remains the best.
Meanwhile, u can always reach me on 08109684700 or 08099697020 to know more.
BusinessRe: Cheapest Mode Of Browsing To Use On Pc As An Online Business Person by MockingBird(m): 3:51pm On Apr 15, 2013
Na wa o! Una don turn this thread to a marketing thread. Anyway, competition is good sha cos it eventually beats down the price.

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