₦airaland Forum

88....good boy

The devil is trying so hard to pull down the Catholic Church starting from the priest but i assure you, it will not stand neither will it come to pass.... The God of Melkhizedch is not a sleeping God... He must win this battle.... #prayForTheCatholicPriest

Enternal rest grant unto him o Lord and let your perpetual light shine upon him... May his soul rest in peace Amen

I do appreciate certain ‘bling bling’ objects, but sometimes it just gets too much to handle. Take for instance this tiny pen that is all set to become the worlds most expensive one thanks to its ‘bling bling’ factor. Known as The Aurora Diamante, it is covered with over 30 carats of De Beers diamonds on a solid platinum barrel. It has a two-tone, rhodium-treated, 18KT solid gold nib and is personalized with a coat of arms, signature, or portrait. A jewel more than a pen, it is definitely classy. So exclusive is this pen that only one will be produced per year. Aurora Pens claim it is the only over 30-carat pen in the world, making it one of the most expensive ones ever. Priced at over €1 million ($1.3 million), this pen is definitely a great way to laugh in the face of recession.

W

Jyoti Amge, world’s smallest and shortest woman according to the Guinness World Book of Records, has finally tied the knot. Amge married the love of her life, a man who has promised to love her till the end of time.

Jyoti Amge who was born on 16 December, 1993, was on her 18th birthday officially declared the world’s smallest woman by Guinness World Records with a height of 62.8 centimeters (2 ft 0.6 in). Her restricted height is due to a growth abnormality called achondroplasia.

However, her union has sparked outrage online, as media users are more concerned about their activities in the ‘other room’. Lol

See below…

Abeg what do you call bootyy in your language?

U mean davidos banana?

More than 5 million people have been stranded in Bangladesh as monsoon flooding submerged more than one-third of the South Asian country and left at least 82 people dead, officials said on Friday.

Many of the victims drowned while others died of snake bite and electrocution, disaster management official Al Mamun said.

Mamun also said 27 out of 64 administrative districts, accounting for more than 35 per cent of the country’s landmass, had been inundated since the rain-triggered flood turned severe last week.

“Numerous homesteads and farmlands in the North and North-East regions have been washed away by the rush of water from rivers in neighbouring India,’’ Mamun said.

‘’The number of flood-hit people is 5.14 million.’’

He said more than 650,000 hectares of croplands had been submerged,referring to an initial report by the government’s Agriculture Extension Department.

The Relief and Disaster Management Minister Mofazzal Hossain Chowdhury, said that government had distributed adequate quantity of dry food, rice and cash to support the flood victims.

According to the minister, 8,190 tonnes of rice and 300,647 U.S. dollars had been distributed among the affected people as emergency response to the disaster.

Bangladesh’s Flood Forecasting and Warning Centre said some central districts around the capital Dhaka might be submerged as water in one of the major rivers was still rising.

‘’The capital city is out of danger for now, Sarder Udoy Raihan,’’ an official at the centre, said.

More than 130 people were killed in June by landslides, triggered by heavy rain in Bangladesh’s hilly South-East.

Jaqenhghar:
Is there any city in this cesspit that has good roads?

coupled with the resources oyigbo has, we are way bigger than this shit

redcliff:
lmao.. omo you for do the same thing jor...na so the matter be.. lol

guy man. Hope say D Suv still de because we go use am groove on Sunday

freshvine:
Shell exploration is in Oyibo... I mean operation not administrative.

Largest steel market in oyibo.

Largest crush rock market.

Biggest haulage hub in rivers state.

Largest timber market.

2 power generation station to the national grid

Oil fields


... And you're tryna telling me it's not Port Harcourt short-changing oyibo?

you are 100 % correct
This city is supposed to be beautiful more than Victoria Ireland in Lagos

redcliff:
ejigbo sef...one day i went to see one useless gyal like that. i was so lucky i took a 4x4 SUV back then. i did not know the way and i asked one murfucker if i could pass a certain pool of water. the guy said yes its passable. when i chook tire inside, water don reach half of the door! for SUV...after that day my tire started making a funny noise. May God have mercy on us!

you see your life? You as woman one take kill you

2

1.

In a sane country, the city of oyigbo is supposed to be the finest and most decent environment one could leave in. In regards to the 80+ oil Wells in the locality, yet it has become a state of ridicule and abject suffering of the poor masses and middle class. Abandoned by the wike led administration and even the amaechi led administration. Was one time used as a dump site for all refuse collected in portharcourt by the amaechi led administration.
Even the operation zero potholes by this present regime is irrelevant to the people of oyigbo. The chairman of oyigbo resides in the city of portharcourt enjoying the fruits of his Labour to the detriment and agony of the mass who voted him...

Menstruation, also known as a period or monthly, is the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina.

As a woman, it’s totally okay to hate periods especially when you are among those that experience intense pain, fatigue or heavy bleeding during your period. Trust me it sucks.

Periods could sometimes be embarrassing. Either you’re double checking a chair after you get up or you’re uncomfortably checking your dress just in case.

Anyways, here are 20 secret most women have done when on their period but don’t talk about;

1. Inspected a blood clot on the toilet paper after wiping.

2. And examined a tampon after taking it out.

3. Gotten your pubes stuck to the back of a pad and had to rip it off.

4. Layered up pads to make a “pad nappy” so that you don’t leak in the night.

5. Flushed a toilet multiple times because little streaks of blood were still in the water.

6. Felt a blood clot just plop out while you’re on the toilet.

7. Double checked every chair after getting up just in case you leaked on it.

8. Had blood move up towards the back of your butt, and wondered how the Bleep it got there.

9. Smuggled a pad or tampon up your sleeve on your way to the bathroom.

10. Sat and wondered if you’ve leaked or if your butt is just sweaty.

Say who die?

Why not if only they would guarantee Him or her the seat of the president of United States of America

The football transfer window means big-money moves and big-money contracts. Neymar's 222m euro (£198m) world record transfer from Barcelona to PSG will earn the Brazilian 865,000 euros (£775,477) a week. How much do you get paid compared with a top footballer? Use our calculator to find out.
Sorry, your browser is not supported
Football club owners across Europe still have time to spend big sums before the summer transfer window closes on Thursday. The total spent by the Premier League this summer has already surpassed last year's record of £1.165bn.
Back in 2001, when Sol Campbell left Tottenham for London rivals Arsenal, his £100,000-a-week contract made him Britain's first footballer to earn a six-figure weekly sum. Sixteen years later, Manchester City's Sergio Aguero and Manchester United's Paul Pogba both pick up in excess of £200,000 per week.
The average wage for Premier League players last season was £2.4m, according to a report from Sporting Intelligence. That equates to £46,000 a week, more than the average UK worker earns in a year.
Methodology: Player salary figures used are reported by or understood to be accurate by BBC Sport. The figures are pre-tax and do not include additional player income from sponsorship or other commercial deals. Country and global average wage statistics have been produced by the International Labour Organisation (ILO) and are for the latest available year, in most cases 2015. The ILO's data only counts wage earners, not the self-employed or people on benefits. To compare wages across countries, the calculator adjusts all figures by using the World Bank's Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) conversion rate, which reflects variations in the cost of living from one country to another. Football shirt data has been collected from official club websites in August 2017. Where clubs had more than one type of official jersey on sale, the 'authentic' or 'match' version was selected.

E pain am? Why worry where their will be less or no election

Another child with theGolden spoon spotted

A real man is not only known in BED. A real man is also known for his selfless sacrifice

And I de hia de cry say them cheat me for the 5000 naira shoe way I buy..... Isorit

I de come

The leader of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB), Nnamdi Kanu, has claimed that President Muhammadu Buhari did not mention anything about Fulani herdsmen in his nationwide broadcast.

Kanu, who spoke yesterday shortly after his visit to Senator Enyinna Abaribe, said the only interest of President Buhari is Biafra agitation in his first broadcast upon resumption on Monday.

He said: “President Buhari spoke; he never mentioned the menace of Fulani herdsmen. His interest was Biafra agitation. It doesn’t work for me. I am a Biafran.”

He said Fulani herdsmen were killing Igbo people while the police failed to address the issue.

On why he set up Biafra secret service, he said: “I will not do anything that will bring dishonour to my people. There is no reason for people to be afraid of the internal operation of IPOB".

President Buhari had during the nationwide broadcast said the government will "reinforce and reinvigorate the fight not only against;

· elements of Boko Haram which are attempting a new series of attacks on soft targets

· kidnappings, farmers versus herdsmen clashes,

· in addition to ethnic violence fuelled by political mischief makers. We shall tackle them all".

The APC chieftan is gradually talking sense

Are you two a couple or just dating? Very often, the line is so blurred that you don’t know how to call your relationship. Sometimes people think that they are in a relationship when indeed they are just dating. These two, so to speak, states are often confused but they shouldn’t be. Actually, they are two consecutive phases of a relationship. First, people start dating to get to know each other better, and after that, if they establish the connection, they enter into an exclusive relationship. However, this transition often goes unnoticed. Here is how to tell casual dating from a real relationship. Answer to this question are given by dating experts fom Vip Brides.

MMM baa?

maklelemakukula:
someone even forced him to put flavour on the list

I no dey like even quote for biased posts sef...abeg make I chill

can you imagine...? Anyway freedom of media

This one weak me

Sorry to say, but human beings are disgusting.

There are many things we do passively and sometimes we notice while other times we don’t. The gross things we do go unmentioned because they seem normal to us but they are not. We do these things because we are used to our bodies and the people around us. It’s the same way some mothers have no problem sucking mucus from their babies nose, this may sound revolting, but familiarity leads us to do these 16 disgusting things.

1. Picking your nose.
picking-nose-1
Image: Giphy
2. Scratching your genitals around people.
scratching-genitals
Image: Imgur
3.Popping pimples.
4. Not washing your hands with soap after peeing.
Shopping
Image: Giphy
5. Farting in front of people and then trying to act like it doesn’t smell.
farting-gif
Image: Giphy
6. Using the same towel for over two weeks.
Shopping
Image: Giphy
7. Get so close to your pets that you end up sleeping with that cat or dog. This is nasty.
Hand On Head GIF
Image: Giphy
8. Peeing a little on your panties but staying with it till the next day.
Shade GIF
Image: Giphy
9. Not showering because you are not leaving the house.
sigh-gif
Image: Giphy
10. Talking with your mouth full.

11. Checking the toilet paper after pooping.
12. Just think about it, your bed is super disgusting. You do the nasty in there, sleep in there with your dirty clothes.
Image: Giphy
13. Peeing in the swimming pool.
Image:
14. Burping out loud, yes it is natural but surely we don’t need to hear that.
Image:
15. Using the phone when in the toilet is definitely unsanitary.

16. Peeing while showering.

PHYNO and TECNO in B list...? WHO IS THE BROKE ASS NIGGER THAT COMPILED THIS LIST?

COULD IT BE AN AFONJA?