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she should have tatooed a light skinned female igbo goat, with a rose atatched to her horn, a cigar on the noozle and a cigar pack on left pocket, walking on a nollywood carpet grass. . Hmmm. It would have been more thought provoking.

*now doing general site cleanup.

@ymodulus thats a nice quick observation. Before you ever write your first code you must have listed all you want to have in your app. Then stream it down to the barest minimun functionalities.
Then start coding.

*Am almost through, just creating the about section.
*documentation untouched.

make her suspect you are dating her closest friend or sister!

If you toast her closest friend or sister she'll fall. Believe me, women are jealous. But dont toast her, just start calling her daily, send her everyday life sms(not love).
Make sure you are doing this to someone she will see her phone one day(soon bc u dnt have the time again).
If 3 of u are face book friends, write her friend poems on her wall!(not in message box).
When your gal finds out, she will attack you, and her friend or sister. Since you didnt incriminate yourself, you can defend yourself easily. (you just wantd 2 know how she fared the other day, so you called, and called yesterday again).

Nice setup. Make sure she attacks you two seperately.
Later in the evening, accuse her of attacking a poor innocent gal, and spoiling your name, then look her in the eyes and tell her 'its over',
She will start begging, accept her within 24hrs, make her delet d gals number by her self, there is your brand new
relationship.
Dnt ever go bk 2 that her friend. Women sabi acid oooh.

Terrorism.
Happens everywhere.

of course, i didnt read what you posted above.

An old failure like buhari wouldnt just accept fate.

Same problem with Gaddafi, a new time has come and you are not part of their destiny , accept it and form states man, simple!

Even bakare prophesied it in 2007, obj, atiku, BUHARI, are not part of the new order.

Old man rest, leave naija alone.

take out 5 good years to teach your soul software development and marketing.

Be able to do all the work yourself perfectly.
Start it and make progress before employing others who have spent precious years too.

Pray.
'Terrorism happens everywhere!' - GEJ(
Funny but true)

fake news! Keke they flex everywhere in town now.
Bad belle, hit your head on d tarmac.

Okada was banned years back only on double lanes.

everybody just dey claim.
Give us links please!

In 1989, i wrote a software that can convert a car into a green mouse for the US CIA.
lol.

extensible?
Sure, why not? We all had in one way or the other coded our own cms, but unfortunately i am the only one who could edit mine! Lol.

So right now , i want to build something that everyone understands, using standard conventions.
And very extensible too.

Build a site for it?
She's already a site maker, so she should prover her self and speed by whiping up her site for downloads.

Within the next seven days it should have replaced all my blogs and similar sites.

I admit i may have to install an already made wiki for her documentation.

But in latter versions a wiki should come with it.

Documentation?
This is something that gives me fear.

Challenge?
My greatest challenge is the css, not even php.

Missing Feature?
Am leaving out the email feature in version 1.0.

I'll add it in the rc next week.

*still perfecting her css.

now dealing with the admin section css layout.
Who said php embeds seamlessly into html? Thats 98 percent true. Am batling with the remaining two now.

All my select boxes are carrying ghana must go bags! Lol. But thats just so you get what i mean.

But on a serious note,
Beauty of the app - one thing i wont joke with. I'll build you a beautiful app.
Satisfaction guarranteed.

there are two kinds of people on earth - the givers and the users. the givers rule the world.

Take it like this:
the government and the people. MTN and the masses.
The bank owners and the masses.
People will advise you, 'dont kill yourself trying to build your own banks, there are many already made banks you can use, all the client wants is is their money safe?'
good advice huuh?
Nah nah nah.
We dont want good advice we want great advice!
Go man, build a bank! Greatness lies at the end of the tunnel. Go. Follow your destiny.

through with the user management feature.
Just coding the admin registration section.
Its taking longer than necesary.

rocking the default kalimba music in the background,
Softly.
Fingers sparing the keyboard
codes flying in the air.
php taichi.
You know how we chess
weightlessness

Ymodulus:
very good am encouraged. am also on my own cms open source to. but its kinda a framewor/cms evrything is from scratch will publish it when am done

framework?
You bera be encouraged!
That thing will take half of your life!(to get to client installble standard).
Am taking my framework softly softly, hobby hobby.
Lol.

*now creating the user management.
Basically, i want only the admin and the client to be able to login.
The visitors can only enlist their emails for the news letter.

The admin is the webmaster who's got the contract
the client is the client company or person.

alright,
all essentials back.
Now creating folders, with named but empty php pages. . .
At this point i expect this to be ready by end of the week.

light (electric power supply) is an essential part of my programing life.
Since yesterday morning this essential part has not been there.
My two generators have lost the ability to produce this essential part.
Yesterday My transformer did a boko(fireworks) to deny me this essential part.
So work paused for now. Coder boning, PHCN smiling.

drupal 7.8? Sounds improved. When i install wordpress, i get unwanted links, blog rolls bla bla bla, which i dont want.
Removing any of them could lead to a breach of licence agreement. This is same with most of those cms softwares.

Sencondly, by simply looking at such a site (or sometimes your address bar) you can tell what cms it is - drupal, wp, smf etc.

Nah nah,
i wanted to give webmasters something opaque. Site vistors and users cant tell what its made with. This helps the webmaster command some respect.
You have complete control over the entire layout of the site.
Its going to be completely dynamic. Whip up sites as fast as possible, everything can be changed.

well thats so nice.
This one will go opensource.
Thats the main aim.

To enable webmasters shovel beautiful sites in minutes!

today , am mapping out the database and the relationship between the db tables.
No php yet, just mental and pen work wheeebrbrr(mr. Bean sound)

hi guys,

just got off my university portal project (version one deployed at www.aifpunipesa.com).
I've now turned my radar towards building a fast dynamic site maker.

FAST because you as a webmaster should be able to make your client's site out of it in less than 48 hrs!

DYNAMIC because your clients should be able to manage the site themselves just as they can manage their emails!
Create their own pages, delete or edit the ones you have put, create their own articles , news, threaded discussions etc.

BEAUTIFUL because you can simply download any of those nice css templates and customise it to be your client's page in minutes! Of course your can make your own templates!

POWERFUL because its going to be opensource! you too can improve on the code and let me know so i can add it in the next version.

ROBOTIC because am going to code an autoresponder into it. So your clients can send their own mass emails and newsletters and get their own responses!


I just created this thread so i can carry you along as i build it.

Its gon be fun!

if you want to join the development i think you should mail me privately so i can show you the git.

Alright, please forgive my little delay, am a perfectionist.
I wanted to achieve a seamlessly perfect interface before you guys start seeing the inside, that was the major cause of the short delay.
i have disconnected some previous modules(assignments, quizes, practicals, exam  etc) i have created earlier, so as to achieve this.
I will add them latter, on after the other.

here is the login for a student level:
site: www.aifpunipesa.com

Registration number: 2009/HND/9627/EE
Password:                  basket

Everyone here is free to login, and see around for yourself.
Feel free to edit and modify anything so as to understand how the app works(thats when i think you should be able to detect errors).

PS:
If you find any errors or have any suggestions to make ,
just copy the url of that particular page and please mail me with your suggestion  here daveozoalor AT gmail DOT com .
(Oops! i should have added a contact admin feature!)

My rating of the security is 60% for now. if you have any worse rating i would also want to know.


Thanks a million guys.
All those who make meaningful contributions , with your permission, i would like to add your names in the About section of the software during deployment.

(Following your suggestion, i have opened another thread for the debugging)
see ya.

nice people, i think i should open another thread where you guys can critisize the portal application constructively.

school calender can now be uploaded as an attatched pdf.
I am looking forward to expanding the code to a generic calender that students can click a particular day to expand it.
Every information about the school can now be uploaded. Eg. History of the school.
I am currently working on a place were students can post information by themselves. A forum, sort of.

lagcity:
kai, why now? wetin our president do all of una. i swear if i be GEJ, I for don murder a lot of Nairalanders. yes i said it.

exactly.

you are an imbeci.le wetin concern Gadaffi concern superchickens?

Abiboy09:
Muammar Gaddafi: The Unforgotten Hero. Read About him here,
http://www.informativeonline/2011/10/muammar-gaddafi-unforgotten-hero.html

today, i added image slides to the homepage.
However am going to make the feature available for a webmaster to enable or disable it.
I am also going to do the same for the footer links and copyright information.

Many thanks to @.NET for opting to selflessly expose bugs in the web app.
Many thanks to @disguy for his suggestions on essential features for the app.
Many more thanks to all of you in this forum who have contributed to the development of this good software.
I think i'll put all you guys names in the about section of this software during deployment.

am coding with cakephp.
And i did extensive research before delving in.
Yii has a reputation for bad documentation.

@op
follow your mind.
Your soul knows the way.

After years of web garbaging i made a new year resolution this year
#use only my own stuffs.

Well, i have made a university portal software.
And on sunday, i started coding my own cms.had some delays.
It will be ready tonight or tomorrow morning.
#am so damn fast these days.
*i've learnt alot doing it myself
Jet li speed. Bruce lee's perception. Myke tyson's delivery.

I will start amazing my clients with 48hrs delivery.
My life.my maney. My own software.

My cms will be opensource!
I'll release the link to you guys tomorrow.
And hey! Its a young, sexy girl !

executinal:
Shebi the BOKO HARAMS Said lets roll some heads. I smell serious problem now

the boko guys are already doing their best.
They are finishing.suicide
Bombing themselves and asking FG to release free their men in jail.
So fear they catch hausa man sef?