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Shebi the BOKO HARAMS Said lets roll some heads. I smell serious problem now

the boko guys are already doing their best.
They are finishing.suicide
Bombing themselves and asking FG to release free their men in jail.
So fear they catch hausa man sef?

fuc*kin pastor

most of his public prophesies about what will happen in the whole world are often vague.
'they are for public consumption' according to him.
'I cant stand here and start giving you complete details. Thats not how things work(i think he means he cant alter the laws of nature).
If the nation involved call me, i can now give full details ' tb joshua often explains.
People who criticise him are those who havent watched his service any sunday.
He unleashes hundreds of prophesies every sunday service to church attendees almost seat by seat mostimes!
A man who can remind people their dreams! Then explain it. Even give instances of events in your past life to prove his prophesy about you will come to pass.
I have learnt from his prophesies that majority of our problems start when we have sex with possesed persons or when we visit a native doc.
Contrary to what i used to believe, people have got into problem eating in the dream or got poor counting money in the dream!
All men are not equal.
TB joshua is one of them.

when i had ma first baby, i was overwhelmed with joy. I spread my legs wide enough and adjusted my 2 lobes to be properly supported by the plastic sitter.

It was really kicking inside. . .I've heard doctors say a man cant give birth, well i did!
Wheeeew!
Used a leaf or two from the tissue paper, flushed the cistern and went ma way. Life anagaga.

fabricated story.
Concocted by a primary 6 reportor.

boko haram are already doing their worst.
Lets feel the niger delta sharia skills too.

i will start with this sharia shoe maker street conner.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=782947.msg9353043#msg9353043 date=1318792628]This says much about OBJ's presidency.

What I'm trying to grasp is how IG acts on one man's petition. A man who should not be seen, talkless of being heard in the mainstream politics.

This is why that position Obj wants so badly should not go to the SW. That man has an ulterior motive.
I guess stroke never catch am yet.[/quote]OBJ is not one man.
He are many!
Those journalists go hear nwii. They stepped on a demon's tail.
They should have known why IBB quickly appologised to OBJ during their verbal battle.
Lol at their asses in obj's cell.

he said 'when the workers refuse to work, tell me how the rich men's work will be done?'
he prophesied that when the protests will start, great monuments that can never be replaced will be destroyed! He said that there are many ways to catch a leader that does something wrong rather than going on a destructive protest. He gave instance by saying the leader should be invited to a meeting, then arrested. He said the publics reaction(protest) to a leader's wrong will be more destructive than the leader's mistake.
This i think is his solution to what is about to happen.

'there are things a prophet cannot alter except with the help of people involved' he said.
'you people said i caused our loss in the match between nigeria and guinea, i am not the cause of this one. Dont call a pastor when you need a prophet, dont call a prophet when you need a pastor. . .'

guy, shun.
Its no more news.

unfortunately, this is all you can do.

redsun:
Are you that thick coming up with this kind of story? Who doesn't know the obvious going by the way nigerian leaders are going about leadership?

a man who people are following his shyte, what a great man!

he said 'the world has only seen 30 percent of the crises!'

TB joshua prophesied on 28th dec 2008 about economic crises comming.

He repeated that prophesy in august 2011, then today again.
Today at the synagogue church of all nations, he said 'i see people(workers) in uniform protesting with placards allover the streets. It will come to a point that they will stand in front of the houses of big men saying 'we need food!'.

In 2008, he prophesied that 'their would be a law comming that will moderate the amount of money you can move. And the money will not be enough to support your company, there will then be confusion everywhere'.
Today ad the church, he said 'that law is being implemented in your country(nigeria) today'.

'hunger will be so severe. There will be no gentle man anymore. This crises is now spreading from one country to another. If you have supplus now, preserve it.
When obama was giving his first speech, i said am not seeing any miracle. Every president promises miracle, even my president here, i dont see miracle anywhere comming'.

He is still making the prophesy as am writing this. Pls some one should help with the full transcript.

[quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=781360.msg9341618#msg9341618 date=1318630716]First of all, you say, I dont speak english. I laugh in idemili , ibeto ,  You are funny.  Young man look at it this way. If Ngozi iweala was in my class in high school , ask any nigerian. I read engineering and she read economics. Who do you think. is smarter.

In nigeria the best student read engineering and medicine. . am i telling the truth. So it means in my class if it had Ngozi iweala, i was smarter than Ngozi iweala do you agree. Or will she want to take an exam with me.  I laugh in owerri english.

This is the problem we have in nigeria. we have second rated people in power. Imagine if nigeria best were in power.   and that thinking is what made siasia team loss.   No coach in the world will use Obinna Nsofor ahead of martin obafemi.

Even fifa rate obafemi martin high.  And likely the most highest rated nigerian . above Yobo,  Obafemi martin is an 80 player. Kanu  is a 61 player.   Yobo is 70.  Siasia player were mostly 50 players or below.

If I tell you, 1 year, take my word for it.  Ok I give your government 1 year to fix it. There are thinks I know how to do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuc8-21BMHY[/quote]musiwa musiwa , how old is independence today?

want to translate some english bomb manual to arabic?
For boko haram quranic agenda?

fixed?
Alright, what goes on in your mind when he is making luv to you?
Pls be candid.

for most men, sex is:
'hey apple, let me make myself
happy while making you happy!'
FOR MOST LADIES, SEX IS:
'common, make me happy, you he
goat!'.
The point is, women are often very very selfish.
They dont effing care about you.
Consider this text:
'after you transfered the credit to my, i flashed you but you didnt call back!'

women care only about themselves, and they dont think in the process, atleast until they marry.

My own opinion though.

[quote author=.NET link=topic=778436.msg9340362#msg9340362 date=1318616643]i love the replies here.


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how are the mighty fallen!

the windows 7 start menu is so organised and fast in taking you there ,i doubt that there would ever be any need for html 5 os!

Think of it this way, if you price tag it at $2 would any one even want to buy?

If you are doing it for hobby, nice. If its for business, nah, me nah think so.

Its just a thought, only a thought.

he said it:
first scorer wins the match.
He made it clear:
nigeria will not qualify!
He profered a solution:
if coach calls me, i will give him the full details of the match, and tell him what type of game to play!

What did coach do?
According to osaze:
they called another prophet to pray for us!

The fullfilment of that prophesy has proven that,
all men are not equal.
TB Joshua is unequal.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=780834.msg9330964#msg9330964 date=1318512200]I would bet this: In all of GEJ's tenure, Dangote will create more job, employ more youth and improve more lives than GEJ!

So He now claims credit for the reinstatement of workers sacked by Airtel? Does GEJ know at all that today's governance is pre-emptive and not post-date?

If not for NLC and the digital war the sacked Airtel workers embarked upon, this slowpico GEJ and his government would have been telling the country WE ARE ON TOP OF IT! As usual always on top but never seeing beyond![/quote]dear mumu, were you deaf when FG ordered airtel to reinstate all the sacked workers? Empty head .

Dis Guy:
Well done

I was thinking there will be a generic time table for students in each department, for every semester, they will just cancel out the modules they are not taking.

with the map, as long as they know where the classes are, its cool

and perhaps a printable one for visitors showing the toilets, library and auditorium

do you have a link to the current website?


Well done once again for pushing the bar! i'm usually confused when i visit unversity website, either not functioning, contain very little information or very rigid- it's almost as if the students are not expected to use it part from paying their fees with a scracth card

mail me so i'll send you the link. DaveozoalorATgmailDOTcom.
Any other person who wants to contribute can mail me for the link.

@bolded
throw more light on what you mean by that?
You mean academic time table?

From your earlier suggestion.
Courses now have course content io the site.
Is there a need for coursetimetable?
Where a lecturer can specify what progress is expected in the course per week in the semester?

Gbenge 77:
I remain sceptical about this.

who cares? Grab a naked wire for some reality.
This is 2011, GEJ's administration.