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dmcdad:
Guy no fear I be guy. That f there na just threaten.

Seriously, my wife would have to be a gamer. She would have to learn how to play games. I would want us to play CODs together in Co-Op and the likes. There is this kinda love and togetherness playing video games together brings.

I like game make I no lie ooooooooooo. I play games from brick game, gameboy to this time.

Mehn.......we are not just on the same page, we are reading the same book.

From bricks game to Xbox/PS4........we have seen it all and we want more.

@oyibo people.....keep'em coming; una do well ooo

dmcdad:
I flex am die!!! You wan try Gomez and Alejo?

Hw come its a lady making dis comment; u sure say u b woman sooooo; cos most babes no like video game?

At d time we dey play dis game, na doll baby u suppose dey play with

@topic.......I remember wen my mother catch me and my brother dey play sega (River Plate, my favourite team) 12 midnight.....chai! We no see d game for 2 months.

We just cldnt have enuf of it.

And now I still can't get enuf of it cos it gets better each year.

I go play video game wen I don marry, with my kids too; infact I go play am till I enta grave.

I go even instruct my family say mak dem bury me with one pc, playstation or x-box, so i go continue in the next world

chocolateme:
Hahahhaha I laugh come fall of my seat, u dey but land u no dey check the documents and the tenancy agreement.

@topic: the truth is that in politics, betrayal is always the call of the day. Oshiomohle may be justified joining the winning and ruling party just to stay in the game and meet up to his responsibilities especially in the marital aspect, BUT using Jonathan to buy favour by painting him black and biting the fingers that helped uplift him is absurd.

So because GEJ allowed free and fair elections in Edo state in 2012, Oshiomole should not expose some of the corrupt practices that went on during his administration?

Pipeline vandalism has been a terrible problem for Nigeria since 1999; slowing down d repair of the refinaries, inturn affecting the economy.

I suggest the death penalty should be placed on pipeline vandalism. Anyone caught and found guilty of pipeline vandalim should be executed.

This wld deter others from venturing into this act or continuing in it.

This was how kidnapping was stopped in Edo state by Oshiomole.

omenka:
Another APC propaganda!!

Buhari should leave Alison et al alone and concentrate on fishing out those preparing to bomb Abuja airport!!

Buhari has failed completely!

So he should let those who plundered our money walk free?

Guess u are one of the beneficiaries of the last administration which coincidentally is tagged "the most corrupt administration in Nigerian history".

My man, get this in your thick skull, no one who stole in the last administration would go free under PMB's admninistration. If they all like let them be lying in hospital beds all over the world, they wld ansa for their corrupt deeds


BTW, how has Buhari failed afta just 3 months.

If he has failed what can we say of the last one that was there for six years?

sdindan:
Am not a Nigerian am a BIAFRAN.
Pls Who's PDP?

In Kanye West's voice "Dreamssssss"!!!!

Mak una continue dey mumu dey flow Nnamdi Kanu; d guy sidon wit e fine wife dey chill for U.K and e dey tell una mak una go die for Biafra.....

Kai! Some people no jus dey reason at all.

BTW, said u are not a Nigerian but a Biafran, then what are u doing here, talking about the President of Nigeria?

7footre:
that position is the ultimate I would oscillate at 5 complete cycles per sec once I mount

Who is this? Pls dnt derail the thread.

@post......the Anaconda Queen rocks. Wld prefer her cos she is more beautiful compared to..............who is the other lady BTW?

dulux07:
Op dis r for d ladies in the 90s, n for those ones that r yet to b born, cos 95% of ladies of dis present generation, prefer almost al d opposite of what u ve written, thats how cheap things r nw.

Yah exactly. Explains how cheap ladies are right now

SUGARBEE:
Rather :Best ways to get friendzoned..



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U are just an example of how confused most ladies are; sometimes u really don't know what exactly u want.

Doing what the op suggested speaks "friendzone" to u, but if a guy does the opposite, u come out blabing rubbish like "He is a player", "He only wants sex from me" e.t.c

Smh....

SUGARBEE:
Lol.. Dogbanger would do



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U a pervert?!

Taylor86:
buhari the slayer of the slayee

u've reduced the LION of ubima to CAT of ubima

Amaechi should be given the portfolio 4 "minister for Animal Fencing and Wiring" (if there's any)

the hunter has been hunted


BTW op u saying bubu is a paedophile

D way u reason, I wonder, did u go to school?

So any one that loves kids is a paedophile?

U need better slap to format dat pervert brain of urs because....

Teempakguy:
I feel very uncomfortable whenever I see men standing over women who are crouching or kneeling.

You have got issues, thats for sure.

Bobbystanley:
We are still 0%

Does it stop some one from the 75% appointment from shining my shoe? NO

Proudly 5%

Posterity wouldnt judge me for heading Nigeria to a wrong direction.
I didnt vote for APC and I dont regret it

Where would voting PDP and GEJ have led us to; the right direction?!

You are a joker!

driftty:
I have the finance, but to be honest about how much will it take for a start if you have any basic idea? and for the records i stay in Ibadan. thanks.

Good u have d finance but do u have the experience of running a movie production company?

If u don't, I suggest u get ur self a job in a movie production outfit or u could act as an intern or understudy.

This would help u avoid mistakes as u setup and manage urs.

BTW, I don't know of any film academy in Ibadan. I think d closest is PEFTI.

Pregnant women hormones are quite high so b careful what u say them else.....na insult u go recieve after u mak dat "comment wey u tink say go dey funny"

Op, dem no teach how to use paragraph for secondary school?!!

Which kind join join post b dis?

I no fit even read anytin; too clumsy and crowded.

Put paragraphs and d mods wld consider it frontpage worthy.

If only we have a truly functioning police as well as a good security system in the country, with this footage, they would easily get the idiot. Just run the footage through a face recognition software and vuala!

His details would be brought out by the software; his full names, contact address, telephone number, e.t.c; even his last know location would be retrieved.

But we are in a country where even if the money for such softwares and gadgets are budgeted or released by the FG, one 'oga at the top' wld just say to himself "Money for wetin?! Sharperly wire that cash to my account for U.K"

Smh!

Starting a company like that requires finance and the know-how in the movie industry.

You could begin by taking classes in directing and cinematography.

You didnt specify what part of the country you reside.

However, there is a film academy in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state. The name is Empire Film Academy; it is rated one of the best in Africa.

This is their website: www.empirefilmacademy.com

LordOfTheWeed:

And by 2017, people will start looking for mountain where volcanoe is erupting so that they can make their proposal or where a tanker is currently burning and they will jump inside it and make their foolish proposal.. Foolish people

Unlike u, most sane people know d difference between a dangerous situation and one that isn't.

If u can't swim, no need to be jealous, u can always learn.

BTW, people are locked up in jail not because they smoke a particular plant but because of what they can do after smoking that plant.

fashionale:
I was in a car this afternoon along a street, when all of a sudden I saw a lady falled inside a gutter due to the bad road.this is the kind of thing we now see in Aba. Everyday, people's goods worth hundred of thousands are lost due to the rate of bad roads in this town. Please I'm urging the federal govt to come to our rescue cause the people of Aba are dying everyday due to undue hardship caused by bad roads.
Life expectancy has declined thanks to the suffery been melted upon the citizens by the state govt.

Dafaq!

Why call on FG; what did Theodre Orji do in his 8 years dia?!

My man forget FG and call on ur state govt. Construction and maintenace of roads and drainages is also part of their respinsibilities.

FreeGlobe:
This president is super clueless. Instead of finding how to fulfill his campaign promises to the northerners and yorubas that voted him, he is busy chasing shadows

One question, should he let all those who made the Nigerian armed forces a mess today, walk free

Elefida:
She should have found and agreed on the common grounds before getting into the marriage.

A thousand blessings on u for this comment.

Na before marriage dem dey find most "common grounds" not during marriage.

Intending couples need to agree on certain very important issues (finance, number of kids,, e.t.c) before marching to the altar.

Unfortunately most prepare for the wedding ceremony and not the married life itself.

Ebiz12:
I wonder why normal friendship between opposite sex is so complicated,somehow one would be expecting sex and the other is tagged selfish or a fool for not giving in.


Why can't a guy and girl just be friends and just let it remain like that.

The first man and woman (Adam and Eve) were not friends, they were lovers; how do u expect us, their offsprings to be friends?

Seriously, the attraction btw the male and female species is just too high for normal friendship to occur, one party would always want more.

allanphash7:
Is desmond still celebrity

He isn't just ur normal nollywood celebrity any more, he is an Honorable u know........an actor and a politician.....now beat dat!

Neyoor:
FTC!








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First comment!

Mr. Man, how old are you?

U celebrating FTC like a kid who jist got candy for the first time.

Smh

Raxxye:
Eyaa.
It's a lesson for us all. The only permanent thing is change!


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Does anyone know why pictures on Nairaland can't be saved? I mean why do they become some kinda virus? Seun, Lalasticlala. Does any of you have the answer?

Saved pictures from Nairaland don't become any form of virus; they come as files with no file types/extension hence your fone can't read them.

However, there is a solution. Use a file manager to edit the saved picture and add the extension ".jpeg" to it; the phone would then be able to read the picture and it wld show normally like a picture u snapped with ur phone camera or saved from facebook.

Rose2014:
Why won't u find it funny when all u do on nl is to be looking for anti-Igbo threads to spite them?

I expect Oba Akiolu's statement to be condemned by all. Well except by people like you and dr Ariyo

When did voting a candidate of your choice become a crime in Nigeria?


Oh by the way, proudly 5%

I hope the ICC is also looking into Patience Jonathan's "stone anyone that shouts change" statement.

MillionDollars:
is there money in the lion's mouth

Dem use money swear for u?

koikoi2:
This is Amebo news from vanguard. Wetin concern them if water no dey otuoke? Is GEJ d governor of bayelsa state dat will provide water for Otuoke? mtcheeeeeeew.

U obviously lack sense..........and knowledge of the functions of the three tiers of govt in Nigeria.

Its people like you, with their shallow mentality, that have been holding this country from moving forward cos u blame the wrong people.

omenka:
I blame it on Buhari!! Jonathan built world class water purification and distribution plants before he left office but Buhari and Tinubu destroyed it just to ridicule the marvelous legacy of the ex president.

Pls where did he site the "world class purification and distribution plants"?

If he did site any in Otuoke, dis thread wouldn't have existed.

dunsman:
Buhari body language will soon get d water running back

I tot we once had a President from that community; what did his body language say thru out the 6 years he spent in Aso Rock?

candidbabe:
Hmm mm APC with propaganda. In fact that party stinks full of lies.

.....and PDP stinks full of what?