₦airaland Forum

comfort48:
please I want a 200l medicine and surgery student from DELSU,,UNIPORT and UNIBEN.am a student of NDU,I want to share past questions and ideas with them I heard these 4 schools have almost same patterns.please

What pattern?

What breed of cattle are those

Midlife crisis

God gave you 227? He can do better noww English was your only hope? Lmao, that's strange, maybe God really helped you pass

Why was he given a rope? In case music doesn't work?

atilla:
Why do Nairaland peeps always abuse sinyanya that he is a midget. He is second tallest in the pic



Can't wait t hear Bisolas new song.

They're all midgets in the picture.

lofty900:
Of all the housemates, it's only bisola I know that has the potential to succeed, efe doesn't know where he belongs, marvis I don't even know what that one is doing. Tboss might make it big in the movie industry if she calms down.

Ehen?

Who died and made you Greenseer, that you suddenly know who can/can't succeed?

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zubbyezinne:
pls oo,wat abt 206 for nursing...uniben

change your course o.

Okay I hardly ever judge people, but this is fúckéd up.

Whose fault is it that you choose to surround yourself with girls like that. Sorry.

praise1705:
wait oooo, because he posted a picture of eba and okro?

am not understanding

You now read minds abi, if no, sharrap and stop saying dumb shít

cyojunior1:
What! U must have failed that very language.
U just massacred it , without no iota of pity !



What! U must have failed that very language.
U just massacred it ,
without no iota of pity

This stupíd post reminds me of that verse in the bible that says, First take the wood out of your own eye,
and then you will see clearly to remove
the speck from your brother's eye.

NwaObinkita:

I'm impressed .

If a 29year old Niger state indigene can score 201 in jamb despite the fact he/she spent all day tending to cows, doing Almajiri and learning how to make bombs.

And what do you spend all day doing? Watching porn and blowing off i presume, that's why you don't know simple math. 29 year old ko

Lol. Seems like a nice guy

Khloe Kardashian

What's zeal, hunger, passion, etc, without talent? Unless he's going to pull an AY sha, I don't see that happening anyway.


He raps like those clowns that make it into the funny auditions collection of project fame, the unfortunate thing is, people are encouraging him. sigh!

Very tongue-in-cheek y . Unfortunately, Nigerians are a frustrated lot , and can hardly recognize humor and sarcasm even if it bends over and sucks their bloody dícks.

Bloody hell. wtf!

Lmao

Fugly

a girl knows no other Schwarzenegger but Arnold.


Who are you.?

Hope he's/you're also ready to take care of a child?

He tells you he's going to cheat and you want to beg him? What a POS


We all know how this is going to end anyway, he comes back to beg or you go beg him, you finally decide to do it, he dumps/cheats on you, then you come back here to create another thread.


May the force be with you , sister.

Wait, how do you even compare a cheater to a masturbator. ?

The one that irks me is when they start complaining about how Nigerian girls only want their money when majority of them are broke as shite.

I can be very distant and unenthusiastic, apparently. So yea that.

sunshineV:
All I see is slay queens





That girl na ripe paw paw ooo




I must be the first to enter her tiny nunu

pedophile , how old are you

Admin401:
She trained every single muscle fibre in her body
unbelievable.

she's on anabolic steroids

This is the dictionary definition of slay

So kiss Daniel is fine like this

KINGwax007:
Yeah, I aslo have an account that has less than 13,000 in it...

It's a decoy

you sure?

I'll watch this season, hoping to be blown away