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shopkraft:
6.Social Security

A man, reaching the age of 65 plus a few months, went to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but seemed to have left his wallet at home, and that he would have to go home and come back later."

The woman said to him, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and processed the social security application.

When he got home, he couldn't wait to tell his wife about the experience at the social security office. She said,
"You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."

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layi:
A lady decided to go the cinema with her cat named Enough and she was putting on a minnie micro minnie skirt,at last they are at the cinema and her cat ran under the chairs to chase a mice ,she got up and bent down by doing that, her skirt flew up,and guys were behind her watching ,she was like that for minutes and she suddenly stood up ask the guys have u seen ENOUGH ? and they answered YEAH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says,
"now will you please pass me the p@#$y."[/color][color=#990000]

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