₦airaland Forum

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

cruzita:
you are really not a Nigerian.bye

Leave this bae alone. She is not a Nigerian

nanauju:
I don't understand why some people here are saying that a bomber who was actually caught with IED deserve an award. Which award? My foot! It's just like giving Shekau an award for turning himself in(if that ever happens)
Why did she agree to bomb in the first place? She shouldn't be spared, so as to teach others some lesson.
Btw, awards are given to hardworking and selfless people who have done one good or the other for development

nanauju:
I don't understand why some people here are saying that a bomber who was actually caught with IED deserve an award. Which award? My foot! It's just like giving Shekau an award for turning himself in(if that ever happens)
Why did she agree to bomb in the first place? She shouldn't be spared, so as to teach others some lesson.
Btw, awards are given to hardworking and selfless people who have done one good or the other for development

nanauju:
I don't understand why some people here are saying that a bomber who was actually caught with IED deserve an award. Which award? My foot! It's just like giving Shekau an award for turning himself in(if that ever happens)
Why did she agree to bomb in the first place? She shouldn't be spared, so as to teach others some lesson.
Btw, awards are given to hardworking and selfless people who have done one good or the other for development

Remember she was forced. Are parent are also at d camp waiting to be killed. Don't blame her

cruzita:
And if its what's u are thinking ,won't u be happy?

I won't be if it was U who did it.
Lol

Just pretend U don't know

Dat awkward moment when ur bae uses a picture that has NO BOYFRIEND NO PROBLEM on it as her d.p nd writes TRUE TALK as her status...can only mean one thing dude!!!!

Are U planning on Dating Him

Lol

theV0ice:
It's to be expected. Globally, the oil industry is cutting back investments of over $200B over the next few years and this will be felt in the size of the workforce.

This will continue until the price of oil experiences some sort of resurgence however, what isn't in doubt is that the oil industry will never be the same again.

So another 10000 people are going into the Labour Market

Divineluv14:
What a man can do, a woman can do more better.

We run the world!

Divineluv14:
What a man can do, a woman can do more better.

We run the world!

Divineluv14:
What a man can do, a woman can do more better.

We run the world!

Where are you running to. Can U even do what this woman is doing. Be shouting we run the world there.

Ecoterrorism:
I don't care, I'm created in the lord image and I stand to condemn acts which are not in tandem with the bible.

So does your bible say U should judge others

smsshola:
We know but let them return the one they can account for so we use ur to develop our land enough of them using this money in their place while the real owner are suffering.

Are You Sure if they return it...Someone else would not use it for there interest...Just asking

menix:
If truly the guy u murdered has a hand in the death of ur brother, u have done justice..

Sincerely, 'militarising' the street is certainly going to have a future repercussion on the unborn cous the street then will be survival of the fittest.


15yr old boy with this mind is rare, this dude is certainly going to be a terror to the society.

And paraventure the guy is released in another 7 years the brother of the one who was killed will rise again to take this guy life

Warbay Wii

HungerBAD:
The Deji of Akure, Oba Aladetoyinbo Aladelusi, has banned the title of ‘Eze Ndi Igbo’ in Akureland and ordered it to be reviewed and replaced with a non-controversial honorary title.

This is one of the conditions given by the monarch to end the crisis between him and the leader of the Igbo community in the town, Mr. Gregory Iloehike. The monarch said the condition must be met before Igbo traders in the area would be allowed to continue operating their businesses in the community.

The traditional ruler dethroned the Igbo leader last week and stopped his men from opening their shops following an alleged rude behaviour against the traditional ruler at his palace by the Igbo leader during a meeting with Oba Aladelusi.

Some other conditions included that the dethroned Eze must apologise for his behaviour, said to be unruly in at least three national dailies as well as go to broadcast stations to also tender an unreserved apology. He was also ordered to write a letter of apology to the monarch and the Deji-in-Council.

Oba Adelusi also directed that the Igbo leader should stop wearing any form of crown and must comply with all the directives of the palace.

To this end, the state Governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, met with the two leaders separately on Tuesday evening at the Governor’s Office, Alagbaka, Akure, and reportedly pleaded with the Akure traditional ruler to forgive the embattled Igbo leader.

At the meeting, it was gathered that the governor maintained that the Igbo leader could not go against the tradition and custom of the land, as there was no basis or constitutional back up for such attitude.

The governor, however, thanked the youths of the town, praising them for their maturity and peaceful disposition towards the matter.

The traditional ruler maintained that a truce can then be brokered once the conditions were met.

As a result of the crisis, all shops occupied by Igbo people at the Moferere Market, Akure, remained closed as of the time of filing this report on Wednesday.

http://www.punchng.com/news/akure-monarch-bans-eze-ndi-igbo-title/

Igbos If GUYS ARE NOT HAPPY GO BACK TO YOUR STATE

kingzizzy:
This is absolute nonsense. The Deji of Akure has no right to dictate to Igbos how to conduct their cultural affairs. What business of his is it? He may have the right to decide who can wear a crown in his palace but he has no right to dethrone anybody. Does he he think he is dealing with his fellow Yorubas here? This is laughable

Can I ask a Question.....Can any position be given to a Yoruba Man in any Igbo state...

How true

menix:
Most time I wonder if those ur confused leader don't see the need to ask Igbo's to leave.

Sincerely we want to leave ur zoo, buh u guyz keep holding us down..

Can't this same Yoloba forum that threatened the FG over the Fulani's not tell same FG that the igbo's need leave the land..

The igbo's re ready to leave today, as long as every one minds his nation afterward..

Very Lazy set seeking to reap where they did not sow..

Did they tie U guys leg....Who is stopping YOU GUYS NOT NO LEAVE

bonechamberlain:
useless country, that's why they can't fight b.haram, they waste their energy punishing innocent civilians.

it seems this is the new method of punishment for the army, telling the person to lie either in a drainage (gutter) or in a muddy water, the same thing happened in ikotun few weeks ago.

So U experienced that one to. I was there live when it happened. I was near God Is Good Transport

PhockPhockMan:
This is a boy walking with his two legs until APC and Buhari evil ambitions set in.

Was it in Buhari tenuor B H started....Y U so....... All Is Well

FEAO1985:
this report is rubbish and outdated, the no 1 passports for 2015 is the UK, US sweden & finland with over 173 countries visafree or VOA. Even within the continent of Africa our Nigerian passport is weak.

Whats your Source

new2020:
There are more than a million Nigerians living in Ghana...they have to vote and such amount of votes can make a difference!

hmmmm are you sure they would be able to vote when in Nigeria there is no enough PVC not to talk about those who are not in NIGERIA. #ALLISWELL

naijaboiy:
No wonder you Never pass JAMB

That not fair