₦airaland Forum

ay.net:
I'm Abdul-Hakeem, presently serving in Sagamu, Ogun State. Ramadan kareem in advance.

siddiq202: assalam aleikum waramotullahi...I don't know how you define your "Newbies" but just saw this thread and decided to introduce my self
i'm sodiq by name, parents from kwara(papa from ikotun and mama from ojoku both from the royal family), me claiming lagos

life_style: And you are ?................

item1: EWWOOO! UUCCHHHEEEEE!! AHHHHH!!! U U U U CCCCHHHEEEE!!1 YES YES YES NO NO YES !!!! UUCCCCC HHHHHH.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

steve_101: She died in active service.....in d line of duty

olawalebabs: k. So stay in kwara or where?

Harbioollah: just what i was thinking o
Mayb his present thread is still a future plan cos the girl would have broken Usain Bolt's record once she discovered he's a stammerer

olawalebabs: It seems your town is 'this way to' and not 'welcome to'. Lol

olawalebabs: Ilorin or offa? Omuaran or oro? Ajase or ehnn

olawalebabs: Welcome, sis from moi state. enle faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shrek4: Skimmed milk or evaporated??
Its coming right away... What else do u want?? For the next 30mins, I'l b at ur service... Make good use of it!

shrek4: Walaiki salam.... U r welkom ooo... Sit back and enjoy the ride, your bowl of pop-corn will be forwarded shortly, tea or coffee?? .... Cheers!

woodcook: am sure most people here calling their Ex names, there was a time this so called Excreta of yours used to bring smiles to your face. Why not let go off the bad memories and bless their absence with the good deeds that they have ever done for you. Am sure if only most you could be brave enough to tell yourself the truth you sure would have also in your own ways caused your EX pains as well.

Logic Mind: it means [b]ex[/b]tra marital affairs.

sessydoo: Well i dont think there is any1 that leaves in lagos that hasnt had armed robbery exp. personally i can count like 5 to 7 but thank God for his mercies. However there was a particular one dat makes me laff anytime i rember. i was driving towards ikeja (under d bridge) and bc there was a litle trafic d bad boys took over, we started hearing gun shots and evrybody dat was lucky to escape left his/her car on d main road and we all ran for our dear lives. i didnt come out of my hiding place until about 20 mins later. By this time d robbers had disappeared into d thin air and my car was causing serious traffic, pple gathered arnd d car looking for d owner bt they couldnt push it bc it was automatic. Immediately i moved near d car, one guy just shouted "look at d owner....he has finally come" on hearing dat i started running again and they had to pursue me shouting at d top of their voices that they are not armed robbers oooo, d robbers hav gone, pls come and remove ur car so that pple can go....it was at this point i stopped. i always laff at mysef anytime i rember dat scene though not funny then

Tyche: Op you forgot something: culled from Mills and Boon