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Health › Re: 4 Nigerians Who Have Died Of Coronavirus (photos) by monaPhilz: 6:08pm On Apr 04, 2020
I'm so lonely in this Covid-19 period, I don't have friends around. Dash me some love likes
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Bala Mohammed Speaks From Isolation (Video, Pictures) by monaPhilz: 5:11am On Apr 04, 2020
See as person wey dey isolation sit down with his legs crossed. This one dey chill, nothing dey happen.
Health › Re: COVID-19: A Medical Team From China Coming To Nigeria Soon - Osagie Ehanire by monaPhilz: 7:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
lekspot01:
Name of bank
if you permit me to send, 1k will do boss.
Politics › Re: Buhari Urges Army To Flush Out Bandits Following Killings In Sokoto & Plateau by monaPhilz: 7:37pm On Apr 03, 2020
For how long will he keep ordering them and yet no tangible record made?
Politics › Re: Oladipo Diya Celebrates His 76th Birthday Today by monaPhilz: 9:17am On Apr 03, 2020
Happy birthday sir. Incase you're here on, Nairaland, kindly request my account details, sir.
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nurses In Enugu Protest Over Lack Of Medical Equipment For Work by monaPhilz: 7:19pm On Apr 01, 2020
I just started a new job, yet to get paid and this virus matter came in. It's not at all easy to feed. A merciful soul should please lend me 5k, please.
Business › Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Are You Doing To Make Money Online? by monaPhilz: 6:51am On Mar 31, 2020
Muyiwa100:
Trading of Yuan. Cool cash. No stress. Just like the Bitcoin trading. But people been slow to sell btc nowadays. Also engage in procurement for freestyle. Procurement as in helping clients buy from Chinese sellers .... Thinking of going to China when this virus is done. Heard they have one of the best PayPal.....
Sup bro, I'm interested in learning how to do all that
Business › Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Are You Doing To Make Money Online? by monaPhilz: 6:46am On Mar 31, 2020
dintegral247:
diplenty841@gmail.com pls. I'll appreciate greatly.
Jonescharlesxz9@gmail.com
Business › Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Are You Doing To Make Money Online? by monaPhilz: 6:44am On Mar 31, 2020
victormogg:
Getting btc from ads company on telegram through automation and selling to buyers!
Interested people can drop their emails and i will send the complete tutorial....
Free of charge my email is mogsunday@gmail.com
jonescharlesxz9@gmail.com
Politics › Re: Governor AbdulRazaq Donates 10-Month Salary To Fight Coronavirus In Kwara by monaPhilz: 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2020
Nice one
Politics › Re: Abu Usamah Killed! Boko Haram Commander Dies Of Gunshot Injuries In Borno by monaPhilz: 11:49am On Mar 30, 2020
Audio killing grin grin
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Buhari: Your Speech Worse Than COVID-19 by monaPhilz: 11:40am On Mar 30, 2020
You're right. But, this isn't the right time to care about speech or your stupidity. We just want to breathe.
Music/Radio › Re: My First-ever Freestyle Titled MERCY by monaPhilz: 6:14pm On Mar 28, 2020
0243589278
Monday Noah
WEMA BANK
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Ghana, Gabon Confirm First Cases by monaPhilz: 7:56am On Mar 13, 2020
Heavens go help us all
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Isolates Six More Persons by monaPhilz: 7:04am On Mar 13, 2020
1zynnvn:
this virus no dey as deadly as people dey make am look oo. The fear of am fit to give people heart attack join.
So far, any black man dn die of the disease?
Sports › Re: Callum Hudson-Odoi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by monaPhilz: 6:46am On Mar 13, 2020
vickydevoka:
I just came back from London some days go. Lemme go run some test. If the test shows positive, mehn! Ama kill.myselfs
Send me all your money before you kill yourself o
Politics › Re: Buhari Ordered Ganduje To Dethrone Emir Sanusi – Kwankwaso by monaPhilz: 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2020
24kmagic:
Foolishness and stupidity is when you're from the south but are more interested in what's happening in Kano even more than those from Kano Municipal Local Government Area of Kano State.

For God's sake how does Sanusi's dethronement affect the southerners?

Sanusi this, Ganduje that.
How e take affect you?

How does his enthronement or dethronement help you as a southerner or even none indigene of Kano state?

Ok, he's always talking about the ills in the core north and so fvcking what? Is he the first to do that? You think aboki people don't know their problems? Islam is not like Christianity where one pastor will go and bring his own version of the Bible just to pass a particular message to his sheeples. Islam is conservative. It doesn't matter what Sanusi say, what matters is what the Quran and the hadith say.

Southerners, stop poking into the affairs of the North, face your problems. This is not a national issue, it's a state issue and only Kano indigenes should be interested.

As for the wailers that don't want to move on from 2015. Celebrate his dethronement all you like, Goodluck isn't coming back, deal with it!

Having said that

Fvck Sanusi
Fvck Ganduje
Fvck Bubu
Fvck Goodluck


Again, leave aboki to sort themselves out please.
You don't have shame? Must you always sound like uncivilized being?
Health › Re: NIMET Partners With Tagwaye Foundation On Drug And Substance Abuse Control by monaPhilz: 11:25am On Mar 11, 2020
SetAEWONlukuman:
Az Nah must bro!


Roll another blunt, yeah (ooh ooh ooh)
La la da da da da, la da da
La da da da, la da da da, la da da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on, y'all)
(Check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no, you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I'm serious, man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy, too, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why (turn this shit off)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high (keep going)
Because I got high (ey, do that over again)
Because I got high (come on, man, come on)
La da da da da da
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what, say what, say what, say what)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high (present tense, baby, oh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy I'll know why (why, man?')
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (are you really high though, man?)
La da da da da da
La da da da da da, la da da da
He really is high, man
Shoop shooby doo wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wah
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health › Re: NIMET Partners With Tagwaye Foundation On Drug And Substance Abuse Control by monaPhilz: 8:00am On Mar 11, 2020
Ok. But Arizona na a must.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Suffer Shock Away Defeat To Hand Title Advantage To Barca by monaPhilz: 12:21pm On Mar 09, 2020
cocoboss:
They can never be ahead of the catalonians
Cules forever!
Business › Re: I Will Teach Only 50 People This Life Changing Opportunity by monaPhilz: 6:26am On Mar 09, 2020
07051821110
Romance › Re: Married Woman Caught In Bed With A Man She Brought Into Her Matrimonial Home by monaPhilz: 8:56pm On Mar 08, 2020
RisenPhoenix:
So why are the men fighting? What are they fighting over? To be honest, if it is me I will walk out and let them finish. I'll even say 'sorry' to them for accidentally disturbing them. When they have finished, I will conduct mini marriage ceremony for them, collect dowry from him and give them my blessing. I will even help his new wife pack her things inside his car and if his car doesn't start, I will help him push it.
grin grin
Politics › Re: FG Forcefully Exits 5,781 N-Power Beneficiaries From The System, Warn Others by monaPhilz: 8:05am On Mar 08, 2020
cheesy
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Not Part Of Those Causing Crisis In APC - Kingsley Fanwo by monaPhilz: 6:45am On Mar 08, 2020
Na dem, dem. Oshiomhole, Bello, Fanwo and APC are entirely useless to Nigerians.
Crime › Re: Man Killed As Eiye And Aiye Cultists Clash In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by monaPhilz: 9:47am On Mar 06, 2020
He looks like Zlatan Ibile

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