tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids

So Romantic..
Lol.. What a way to meet.

Larry-Sun:
Okay, I will take the first love as the first bleep. Mine is such a tale:

I was 13 and she was 17. Although older than I was, I called her by name (name hidden for security purpose). She was an apprentice at my aunt's salon (I went to spend the holiday with my aunt).

The girl and I had clicked almost the first time we met. We just saw it in each other that something mammoth was going to happen between each other; an unspoken understanding. Before long, we began to play with each other as though we were of the same gender. Despite that I was younger, I was alway to defeating her in our playful brawls. My aunt always saw it as just innocent plays between older and younger lads. But we secretly knew better, as she was always fond of pulling that thing between my legs everytime we were alone, and I always laughed it off. There was even a time I let my hand brush past her chest just to see her reaction, she giggled excitedly and told me to do it again. I didn't, of course. But I confess I enjoyed the feeling.

Then one night, we took giant leaps. I normally went to sleep with my granny but she convinced me to pass the night at my aunt's that night because she was also going to sleep there that night. So, I gave up my bed at my granny's to share a mat at my aunt's. My aunt has five children, the eldest was about eight years old at the time, and these children also sleep on the same mat, and we kids shared a room different from my aunt and her husband's. The girl (my bleep) claimed a space immediately beside me while my eight-year-old cousin took the other side of me. We didn't sleep on time because I was cracking enough jokes to make them all giggle. Soon, the other smaller kids were asleep save for their eldest. Silence descended and I was already slipping into sleep when 'she' would inquire of me if all the others were already asleep. It took the eldest cousin about an extra fifteen minutes before she also slept off. As soon as she found out that my cousin was asleep, she pounced on me!

She started by rubbing her palm all over my hairless chest before proceeding to my crotch. I, being inexperienced, couldn't do anything but count my fingers. When I started feeling sensation between my legs, I turned to face her and...

What's this? Porn or superstory?? *yawns*

chucky234: I was so cute growing up with long pointed arab nose so the girls were all over me from primary 5,they were wooing me left,right and center.

I noticed you said 'WAS'..
Gues ya lost it eh?
Pele mayne

uniqueval: Dere r lotz of tactics u can use to woo a girl. First u must b very confident. Most times we place too much value of things. A girl being very beautiful doesn't make her un-approachable.

Tactics #1
You: excuse me, I seem lost. Can I get directions?

She: where are you headed to?

You: how do I get to know you?

If u r sharp dude, u'll b able to pick it up from dere...

If u r super sharp n a swift talker, recite dis poem composed by me in d most romantic way ever...

Girl ur biuty is a true perfection
For it gav my withered soul an e r e ction
Come 2wards my direction
U'd surely feel our connection
Make me ur selection
Pls don't give me a rejection
I am no reflection
I am simply *ur name* wit true affection

VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

I prefer the direction scope....most babes won't fall for po
em joooor

jackbauersballs: My 1st love was 11 years my senior....

She was 23 and I was 12

She was my neighbour who used to babysit me. Shoutout to Aunty Moji wherever you are...ur puzzy was the sweetest...

Dude ure messed up mayne

Nosyke:

*Sips my fanta, shares my popcorn with her, Pulls chair closest, holds her hands*

A nairaland meeting in the making.

Nosyke:

*Sips my fanta, shares my popcorn with her, Pulls chair closest, holds her hands*

A nairaland meeting in the making.

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

i dnt know which one made me laugh more btwn ur name(madcow) and ur post.....madcow...madcow..what were u thinking!

Imanuelle: I only told her my surname.

Is your surname $1bn

IamAthens: I didn't woo the girl o,na she jst tel ma frnds sy she dey trip. Ma guys cum arange d package bt tey tey d gal go dy slip wit ma pady n na wen she get belle we knw.

dey said 1st Love....

Interesting thread though some guys re nt sayin d truth,fabrication things *winks

Can't 4get that morning.Came out to buy bread @ d shop in d estate & then i saw her.I was stunned by her beauty & was only re-awakened by her subtle voice when she greeted me.I came out d nxt morning to buy bread & saw her again,dis tym i had courage & chatted her up.We became friends & then dated 4 5yrs.I really loved her

ladykilllar:

I prefer the direction scope....most babes won't fall for po
em joooor

I regard any girl dat don't fall for love poems as illiterate... I'm not recommending shakespare's kinda lenghty coded poems... Except u want ha to doze off...

I told her dat I sing, I futurd 2face, wil be relisd in 2011 na so she enter o.

Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

laugh wan tear ma throat....

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

Hmmmm as per "Incredible hulk" wey u be abi, wey make u dey beat 3 mopol? I bet she didnt knw u go wit d name mad cow!

ogtavia:

i dnt know which one made me laugh more btwn ur name(madcow) and ur post.....madcow...madcow..what were u thinking!

i cant stop laffin... Mad cow?wat a name!

1st day: I saw her & I loved what Io saw.
2nd day: I simply walked up to her while she was sipping a bottle of fanta with her friend, I just told her she meant d whole world to me & that was our first conversation ever. She smiled without saying a word & the next day we began dating.

uniqueval:

I regard any girl dat don't fall for love poems as illiterate... I'm not recommending shakespare's kinda lenghty coded poems... Except u want ha to doze off...

Its just normal for African babes...afterall dey don't trip for roses and flowers too...

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

guy do you live in d north?
u dry like jos.

Mad Cow: Intelligence and my Gentlemanly Charm..




Plus she saw me single-handedly beating 3 heavily armed Mopols later that Afternoon after their convoy accidentally splashed water on my limited edition 2013 BMW 7 Series.. She just fell in love with me.

Gentleman wooping mopols bottom!
Hmm

a real crazy thread........got a couple of interestin stories *snooping around*

Smiling!

money-hungry :

guy do you live in d north?
u dry like jos.

WTF?!!! *rolling*

mechummy: So help u God

You are very funny! . I don't believe in Gods. When I mean pray I mean as in sincere request. I don't need God help for anything though.

Seriously, I have never wooed a girl by promising her something special like taking good care of her, buying her everything shining, get her the moon,etc. Those things usually come at the later time. If I can get her attention as to listening to what I have to say about who I am and other things from a sweetness point of view then she is half way wooed. Another thing, I always try to be good-looking at any moment.

Don't be deceive little interesting thing as the sweetness of a guy's voice can woo a girl to want him for her boy friend.

190-the-clown:


how can a car splash water on her if she was in her work place
you smoke moro this afternoon

Well let me spell it out since you didn't get the yearn! Watin she dey do for street where una splash her the water? She be huzler? Get it? If not go hit head for wall.

money-hungry :

guy do you live in d north?
u dry like jos.

hahahahaha

Well, one faithful evening I was on my way back from work (I.T student at the time), saw her walking down the street before mine, jerry-can in hand. I hastened and caught up with her at the shop where she wanted to buy kerosine, at first I just didn't know how to proceed, after a few hesitant seconds, I smiled and politely introduced myself. She was a really quiet, reserved individual but for some reason she didn't mind talking to me (or rather, answering my questions) and chatted idly for a couple of minutes as I escorted her back to her gate then took my leave, making certain I thanked her for giving me audience; adding a slight, courteous bow and gracious smile for good measure.

The next day, I took a chance and made certain I was outside by my street gate around that very time I'd seen her the previous day and it seemed as though fate wanted us to meet again because I spotted her after a few minutes going out on some errand. I caught up with her again and politely asked if I could accompany her; she accepted and we talked for bit more longer than the previous day.

Days after that I would 'time' my return from work to coincide with what I'd now established to be her preferred pattern for running her mum's errands... perharps, she also made it easy for me in this regard too. But we would stroll around and chit-chat. Slowly but surely, we got more comfortable with each other and just sort of 'eased' into the relationship. I didn't have to explicitly 'pop the question', we just sort of tacitly agreed to date and that evening stroll which was a catalyst of sorts for our coming together, turned into something customary.

De Wisedon: After rendering a special number in my church.she walked up to me and said "u hav a nice voice". My pple i don f**k her 2otimes in two weeks

Which church is that? BLW or Winners? I'm just curious.

RuuDie: Well, one faithful evening I was on my way back from work (I.T student at the time), saw her walking down the street before mine, jerry-can in hand. I hastened and caught up with her at the shop where she wanted to buy kerosine, at first I just didn't know how to proceed, after a few hesitant seconds, I smiled and politely introduced myself. She was a really quiet, reserved individual but for some reason she didn't mind talking to me (or rather, answering my questions) and chatted idly for a couple of minutes as I escorted her back to her gate then took my leave, making certain I thanked her for giving me audience; adding a slight, courteous bow and gracious smile for good measure.

The next day, I took a chance and made certain I was outside by my street gate around that very time I'd seen her the previous day and it seemed as though fate wanted us to meet again because I spotted her after a few minutes going out on some errand. I caught up with her again and politely asked if I could accompany her; she accepted and we talked for bit more longer than the previous day.

Days after that I would 'time' my return from work to coincide with what I'd now established to be her preferred pattern for running her mum's errands... perharps, she also made it easy for me in this regard too. But we would stroll around and chit-chat. Slowly but surely, we got more comfortable with each other and just sort of 'eased' into the relationship. I didn't have to explicitly 'pop the question', we just sort of tacitly agreed to date and that evening stroll which was a catalyst of sorts for our coming together, turned into something customary.

guy, you don write your biography Ooo....

anitank:
WTF?!!! *rolling*

*rolling wiv ha*

Tinyemeka:

Which church is that? BLW or Winners? I'm just curious.

E go be BLW.
BLW: BELIEVERS dat LOVE d WORLD.