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oddy4real: do the moderators have something against 9ice? he released 2 singles in 2 weeks and yet, ,o frontpage. worse of all, he released the very sick video his '3310' somg amd still no frontpage? i think he moderators should remedy their breach

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gratiaeo: He's not president but his level of corruption is presidential

omarky: The thread is who the most corrupt president in the history of 9ja is...... Why bringing Asiwaju Tinubu into it? Has he ever being a president? My broda, u dull no be small....... Ode oshi......mtcheeeeeeew

lynpetra: 1.start as friend
2.then becomes friends with benefit
3.then comes the open relationship.You go and Bleep someone else while i do my own shit
4.then comes the jealousy if at all feelings starts creeping in.
5.Then the small small quarrels as a result of pretence of not having feelings for each other
6.then the "break up" or is it?
7.After some weeks or months of pride,then apology probably from the man.
FINAL ANALYSIS
lady:Look,what happened between us shudnt ve,you shudnt shout on me that way just because i went to ur pone,i mean we are friends....caught u severally doing same to mine...
guy:Am sorry...Am gonna be the man here cos am a man.I called you this night to apologise bout what happened between us...but i want to ask u one question,Did u have sex with my brother's friend that night?Noticed u left with him...
Lady:I didnt,we had a couple of drinks afterwards ,of course he did made passes at me...but i couldn't....(cuts her short)
guy:Do u have feelings for me?I missed you!dis few weeks has been devoid of happiness and.....
Lady:yea...me too...i..
guy:I love you so much...
Lady;me too....
guy:how long will it take you to open...right at ur door now...
ladyjumps outta bed)
End of forming...begining of a nice relationship....

bongila: The difference between you and him is that he is a man and you still a boy. Ever heard of the word *SELF DISCIPLINE*? That's something your woman obviously lacks.

thehunted: poor boy. he must have waited while u were being hammered by someone else. some guys were born dull.

moresignal: WHO CARE?

OMITAF: Hmmm. God av mercy. N call members are posted to dis state. God pls protect dem oooo.

Ibanga p: No offence dude, but i tink ur posting of gifs on every thread is gettin borin nd senseless, a thread dat wil take jus few kb 2 open wil now hav 2 open wit more dan 2mb because u chose 2 post gifs instead of making meaninful comments. Pls u hav 2 watch it. Again, no offence.

Gentle Naaz: mathematically,
M + A = L
where M is money n its SI units r £,€,$ n #
A is atntn n its SI unit is in talk per touch
L is love n its SI unit is $ per touch or €/talk

Sunymoore: Im single since i was born

Kslib: Guy,see as you use grammar finish my 1gig.. Na today i know say some grammar suck mb pass youtube videos..
Mumunus odemus: A person who tries to insult GEJ for no reason,and ends up fooling himself..

Ada Nri1: I don't believe in juju.
But I know that we battle not flesh n blood but against principalities and powers, rulers of darkness...Ephesians 6:12.
But the power in Christ Jesus has conqured!