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This happened back when my husband and I were first dating. He was spending the night, maybe for the third or fourth time. I woke up from some unsettling dreams and rolled over to cuddle with him.'I had a bad dream,' I say to him. He rubs my arm a bit and sleepily says, 'Oh yeah? I'm sorry.'

"'You know what makes it better?' I ask him. 'Hmmmm?' I squeeze him a bit tighter and rip a giant fart.

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A few years ago I was having sex with my then-girlfriend. She was being rather noisy, and her roommates were home, so I told her to just bite my hand. She bit it. I ended up with six stitches."


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This woman literally said the truth about laycon going around painting her black Telling all housemates she returned her ring..
Not an Erica fan I hate what she is doing with kidd though.

My own deflect

Would go into domain buying soon.
Let me manage the one I'm doing now.
But I would like to know more about domain buying.
Who would put me through?

Smh

AwesomeDuru:
Lol. You don't know what will hit you.

ok

So anytime I on my hotspot it doesn't pop up in other people's phone. I don't know if anyone have encountered such issues before?

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Media personality, Noble Igwe, in a tweet he posted on Twitter, has opined that Igbo women are lazy and only love sitting at home to enjoy their husband’s money.

His assertion has actually brewed up a storm on social media with a heated debate ensuing on Twitter after the post was updated.

In his Twitter thread, he said unlike Igbo women, Yoruba women are hard-working, build their houses themselves, and do not wait to inherit houses from their fathers.

His tweet thread reads

The Igbo women are lazy, does not like to work and just want to sit back and enjoy their husband hard earned money. They want to inherit their husband’s property and then inherit from their father’s house as well but do nothing but answer “Ori Aku”

See Yoruba women. Hard working,building houses and not really trying to fight for father’s house in Ibadan. When they want to make changes, they do but Igbo women will come and make it seem like someone is holding them down.

The Yoruba woman is a go getter. Breaking boundaries, doing new things every day and she does not even need a law to back her. Just her belief and living life on her terms. Guess what? They don’t need anybody’s permission.

Everyday you are seeking for permission from your village to thrive in Lagos ? Build a house and inherit it, nobody from your village will come to take it. There’s no culture holding you back from achieving things, why are so in on inheriting something when you can build yours ?

Why is the topic always on inheritance? Can’t you work for your own? You don’t need a husband to inherit . Have you seen Hausa women fighting for inheritance ? No, they go out and build

No wonder most people think that Igbo women are greedy. The argument can never be how” my Igbo culture stopped me from buying land in Lagos”, it’s always about what to gain from the patriarchy ridden people.

Kings, find you a woman that is ready to work hard with you to leave things equally for your children, not the Igbo woman that is waiting on you to die first so that she can inherit and be called the head of home just by being “ Ori Aku”

Tomorrow, you’d see other women tweet about how their mother willed things to them and how it helped them do better. These tweets don’t come from Igbo women, them and their mothers are waiting for their father to die first.

Ask yourself, what have you done to change the life of the girl child in your community? Is it Igbo men too that are stopping you?

In conclusion, any gender can hold any agenda. While some of our concerns are true, the real change comes from doing and not holding the sins of fathers over all Igbo men. Discuss issues as it relates to particular people, communities, villages and the Igbo land at large.

The Igbo man is flawed, just like every other man but you can’t deny the work that the new generation Igbo man is doing towards changing some of these narratives.” he tweeted

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angelfallz:
It shouldn't be a matter of which one to believe, it's matter of "where is the evidence?"

Let me tell you this
Any woman, that goes on social media or wherever to accuse a man of raping her, most likely does not have evidence or most likely the rape never occurred. She might be just trying to bring the man down or blackmail him.
A woman that has evidence of rape would not come to SM to accuse you. She would go straight to the relevant authorities.
That is what many of you people don't know. That is why you bother yourselves with which rape accusation to believe or not to believe.

yeah �� she is looking for clout

Aystarz:
I can imagine Judge Judy nodding in affirmation of this. Good point bro.

lol,

scaramucci:
I had a similar experience. Bitch almost claimed my house. Never allow a bitch into your house.

lol,pls share

ThinkFreely:
You go make an now, one girl wey you date for your 18years old will just pop outta no where and accuse you of rape.

Person wey enter plane from naija go U.k, wetin she dey look for?

them wan drag you down

ThinkFreely:
That part of the law should be reviewed because these ladies are going nut.

seconded,when a woman accuses a man of rape,no one listens to the man. Worst case scenario when the judge is a female

angelfallz:
God have mercy on men like you who think women are Angels.
Rape accusation is too far?
The woman that chopped off her husband's penis nko.
The girlfriend that reset her boyfriend's alarm causing him to go late to work and therefore received a query nko.
When you stop seeing women as angels you would be able to see clearly that women are quite capable of harming you.

i never said anyone is an angel. With the way people are trowing rape cases arnd we wont knw the one to believe.

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Martinez39s:
This is why I always warn beta simps and white knights to stop pedestalizing and pandering to women. Doing all these and being a captain save-a-hoe won't ingratiate yourself to women, neither will it get you in her good graces. It won't stop women from throwing you under the bus when it's convenient and beneficial.

Swallow redpill, una no go hear. Another blue pill simp bites the dust.

lol blue pill or red pill humans are created to make mistakes

Aforxzy:
It's a case of a relationship gone sour. The man discovered that she isn't want he wants while the lady desperately want to japa from nija at all cost and decides to have him or break him.

but rape accusation is to far even though he wins the case his reputation have been soiled

With the way this accusations are going the ones that were truly raped wont be heard

finaleeec:
Two Adults had sex ,They turned it to Rape

aswr after sweating

The kind replies ah the see here eh, thank GOD most of us arent judges or lawyers.

Some people problem na money and some people problem na woman

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

As ws na the best way b this or put camera for your room

Dobson43:
When it comes to sex.....there so many unique circumstances in place. Ladies are capitalizing on this matter now especially if you have a lot to lose. Dbanj comes into play

that dbanj case sef, the gal just wait make en blow first SMH

J111333:
..."According to him, they had consensual sex, twice. The 1st being after they were both drunk, only for her to tell him the next day she didn’t give her consent to the sex they had"...






The above statement alone will get him in serious trouble. When she is drunk, you ain't suppose to sleep with her especially when not in an established relationship.
Guys be careful and know when to abort mission. Control your prick, don't let it control you. Yea it can be hard and strong but e no go break for sure.

according to him she also came to stay in his home for 4 mths,why stay with your rapist that long

DaddyRochie1642:
Never Trust A BITCH!!!, ... It Never Ends Well.

you gats be twice as wise as them

ibkonekt:
nothing new under the sun...next

lol, aswr we are ready to take any news

thatsleepboy1:
E dey happen every where esp for east

en dy okada people blood